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Sam Milla (m) #2 on: Yesterday at 12:23:48 PM »

most silly question of the year,

So, what makes the post silly?

sweetpie23:
God why didn't I enter this thread earlier

Now, dt u ve entered late, is it also late to withdraw?

Ehe? Make him go now! Person go die?

MrPrsdent:
they should,don't u think so?

Sure; dt s wht I m saying.

MsTom:
I believe that point 2 would have worked in the generations of our parents. Women nowadays dont care if their partners cheat on them. Just be careful.

Funny, one can not prevent one from cheating except that one person. But you can help avoid it. Treat your woman good in front of all others. In the room, give it to her like no man has or will ever do. same goes for the women. Work him out!

Constantly say the three popular words " I love you". Most Nigerian men dont. Maybe they are shy or they feel it is not just african. If you see any thing you have doubts about, talk about it immediately. Do not delay. Delays plus suspence can actually kill relationships. I know it sounds fishy for a woman to have a secret phone with only 2 names and who happen to be men. But then, she could have a reason. Ask her!. I would ask my hubby if I saw a secret fone with women's names on there.


Thinking of divorce based on that? you never know how many secret phones the other woman could have. deal with what you have now

I agree with the highlighted (red). Today, most single girls (whether undergrads or not) have married men as lovers/bed-mates. I ve heard girls say they've never dated a single man al their lives. I keep wondering what kind of marital life such girls will lead when they get their husbands: Is is gonna be suspicion all thru, or free for all, or anything goes, or that of utmost full trust. I keep wondering. An 18 yr, even 16 yr old is dating a married man. When in her 20's (God will help them), they get married, what will be their view about husbands. Can they ever believe husbands can be trusted? Can thry roll up their sleeves and cross their legs? Ladies, u may have to anser this. I cant stop thinking about that.


Meanwhile,
ALL our ladies are scared to their marrow how seriously men take the case of wife infidelity. They're scared, they cant talk again. Not funny abi? Tnx MsTom though 4 taking d bull by the horn.

Meldrick:
Of course!!!! When they consider their interest in Nigeria, they have no choice.

No, just you and Abdullmutallab are the two we have in Nigeria.

, And u re our NEXT victim!! How about that?

ANYHOW,

GHANA MUST GO!!!!

At least, the match was tough and deadly as I predicted. My dreams are always almost real. Nothing do me.

i met this guy like 2wks ago,i was reading in class and i saw him staring at me seriously but i dinna think of it as odd, i mean its a free world

Elektra, or wht do u call urself,

1. Were u supposed to b reading or observing a "cool guy" staring at you?

2. You gave out your phone number; so why do you refuse his advances?

3. (S)he who fetches an ant-infested firewood has called the lizard for diner!

Learn to live with the stalking & harrassment. You either succumb to d pressure or be in house arrest 4ever. Next time u will know how to read your books without divided attention.

Nonsense!

How does the review affect the lives of 90% Nigerians living below the poverty line & terrorised everyday by hunger, starvation, injustuce, deprevation and lack, extortion and brainwashing?

R we NOT terrorists?

I was about to say that this prayer is akin to asking Abacha to resurrect and take over power as president, when I realised that in Nigeria, anything can happen. Let's wait for the Melodrama to climax.

No!

Amodu is da Bomb. Amodu 4 life. Dont fire him, pour am cold water!!!!

Shoot  enemies of Amodu

Penalty shoot-outs.

Remember my dream 4 morning

Princek12
Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 0 - 0 Live (Nations Cup)
« #740 on: Today at 10:51:48 PM »  

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Abeg anyone talk to TB JOshua? Wetin im predict?

BUt I dreamt Nig 0 - 1 Zambia since morning. Why do u need TBJ again?

When i narrated mt dream, people calld me a false prophet!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387079.0.html

Guys, my dream I repeat was Nig 0 - 1 Zambia. E fit happen -o!

See detail: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387079.0.html

Nigerian, Let my dream of 1-0 defeat not come to reality. I hv askd God to cancel dt dream.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387079.0.html

Bokoharam
I Had A Dream: Nigeria Lost To Zambia
« on: Today at 07:52:11 AM »  

I had a dream last night and Zambia beat Nigeria 1 – 0.

It was a tough match, but Shittu conceded a last-minute own goal (OG). I’m very, very scared.
Please, pray –o!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387079.0.html

E don dey happen -o! My dream!
I hired 5 pastors to pray to nullify my dream. People thought I was joking. Begin fire prayer -o! All hands on deck.

aganaboos1:
Life goes on and know nobody gets killed.If the man is very important to his Church then they should pay otherwise let the kidnappers have some fun with him.

If u say this again, I'll make sure my boys kidnap u b4 night fall. Dont u have human sympathy? Nonsense! _lol

hubpages (f)

Re: Will You Marry A Call Girl For Any Reason?
« #6 on: January 23, 2010, 01:46 PM »

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I don't mind marry a call girl if she is going to be a good wife for me

R u a lxby? Dont think this questn is 4 u.

Wrex:
I agree with you jare.How would u date someone for two yrs without knowing she's a call girl,that means the guy na mumu.

Know it now dt some of our campus girls hia in 9ja na 'ashiboko.' How n earth would u know? U re in Lagos & she's schooling in UniAbj or Unical or Uniport or even Unilag,

I prayed seriously o. i love 9ja so much. I didnt also say God told me; i simply said I dreamt. I want 9ja to win. I only relayed what I dreamt abt. Mayb I ate so much amala or eba b/4 i slept; or it is simply malaria. But I HAD A DREAM. I wish I could go back and dream again - this time a better one.

I had a dream, and d final scores were, Nigeria 0 - 1 Zambia.

See the detail of the dream: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387079.0.html

I had a dream last night and Zambia beat Nigeria 1 – 0.

It was a tough match, but Shittu conceded a last-minute own goal (OG). I’m very, very scared.

Please, pray –o!

Most ( I repeat & mean MOST) pastors are crooks. THey choose what favours them to preach and drop what Christ preached b/c it doesnt favour pastors. Christ NEVER emphasised money, tithe/tithing. Rather CHRIST encouraged PERSEVERANCE, LONGSUFFERING, LOVE, FORGIVENESS. Tell me where Christ preached Tithe in the Bible, except where he used it to criticise d pharisees & saducees?

Pastors choose what favours them. Do u know in that same law & old testaments, the Bible says a menstruating woman should NNOT come to the church? Why dont the pastors obey this one? Simply b/c half of d women population will miss church every Sunday; loss of money to the pastor. Why dont we buy goats & rams and burn them? Why?

lezuya:
Education is supposed to be for everyone,rich or poor.After all we can not all be rich at the same time.
Vc,withdraw your statement.

That is, IF THE VC ACTUALLY MADE THE STATEMENT. We know how naughty & cruel students can b too; we were all students.

AjanleKoko « #31 on: Today at 08:04:40 AM »
Education is not for the poor.
Communications is not for the poor.
Healthcare is not for the poor.
Infrastructure (power, roads, water, etc) is not for the poor.
Food is not for the poor. . .

. . . etc, etc is not for the poor. So what are the poor left with? The opportunity to die like dogs?

Internet. lol

Anyway, I dont think d VC could have that. I don't think so.

Joagbaje:
I dont believe this post. I dont think a pastor will demand firstfruit for his pocket.Whatever you give to God through the Pastor in Churrch is for the church. What belongs to the pastors pocket is his salary or allowance and whatever individuals are led to give him according to the bible

U dont believe b/c u re nt in Nigeria(?); or u ve nt been 2 such churches. In some churches, it s all abt money & donations & sowing of seed. And d pastor keeps riding excellent cars, wearing the most expensive clothes, having many properties, while d members beg bread.

Let us beware of these money-money-money pastors. They are NOT from God & NOT Christians. They're just fraudsters. If your pastor talks about money every time, you've got to watch it. He's an antichrist. Christ also warned us before hand about them.

Read this:


Fraud: Pastor, 4 others jailed 71years
By Our reporter
Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The saying that whatever a man sows he reaps, rightly captures the conviction of Pastor Michael Spring Inyang and four others whose hope of enjoying the proceeds of crime was dashed as they were made to spend Christmas and begin the New Year in prison after the courts handed them various jail terms shortly before 2009 came to an end.

[b]Inyang, the proprietor of Christian Millionaire Club is to spend the next four years behind the bar after Justice Olubunmi Oyewole of the Lagos High Court found him guilty on all 17-count charge filed against him by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

The pastor, who used the name of God to defraud hundreds of his followers began his scam in 2006, when he registered an organisation known as Christian Millionaires Club through which he persuaded victims to part with their resources with an assurance that bountiful rewards await them here on earth and in heaven.

The convict also told his victims that his club was affiliated to a popular Christian body in U.S.A and as such whatever they contribute would be rewarded in manifold at the end of the year. This led many of the victims to sell their properties, while some borrowed money from the banks to invest in the club.

Almost immediately, Pastor Inyang’s life changed for the better, he moved from one room apartment in Egbeda to a duplex in a choice area in Lagos while he bought state of the art cars to complement his new status. But their hope was dashed when at the end of the year, Inyang was no where to be found. So in 2007, the case was reported to the EFCC and he was later arrested. After the completion of investigation, he was arraigned before Justice Olubunmi Oyewole of Ikeja High Court where he was eventually convicted.[/b]

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/jan/05/national-05-01-2010-28.htm

platinumnk:
so what exactly are u saying?

He is saying exactly what I meant when I said thus:

Bokoharam:
I hate when the Church (Christians) leave Christ and begin to preach Abraham, David, Solomon, Ezekiel & Malachi. I believe we know how much Christ orchestrated mammon and worshipped money. We tend not to know the difference b/w Judaism and Christianity.

Probably we call Jesus a fool. Satan is truly at work. May God forgive us for Christ's sake.

Living under the law means 99% success is equal to 0% accomplished. That's what the Bible says.

Christ never emphasised money. He never asked anybody to bring money to him. He never preached tithe and tithing; the only place He mentioned it was sarcastic, when He was referring to Pharisees and Saducees. And that is why He warned us that on the last day, many pastors who "performed wonders on earth" will be asking Him to come and deliver them. That's what He meant when He said that many are called but few are chosen.

I hate when the Church (Christians) leave Christ and begin to preach Abraham, David, Solomon, Ezekiel & Malachi. I believe we know how much Christ orchestrated mammon and worshipped money. We tend not to know the difference b/w Judaism and Christianity.

Probably we call Jesus a fool. Satan is truly at work. May God forgive us for Christ's sake.

Ultrame:
@ Engineer96

What exactly are these parameters sir?

I'm not really sure you know anything about this issue on ground and if you do, you conviniently forgot to mention that:

1. UNITY BANK posted a loss of 8bn in third quater while your 'healthy' southern Oceanic posted more than 400bn loss in the same quarter.

2. UNITY Bank is very solvent (has no liquidity broblems) which means it does not need any bailoout fund from CBN, while your 'southern' intercontinental had to suckle on CBN's bailout unmentionable to pay its customers.

My guy, banking is more than beautiful buildings and attractive CSOs. Sanusi is doing the right thing.

Tnx Ultrame.

Sadly, most commentators on banking & economy issues do not hv d faintest idea of how these sectors run. They tend to see d external - big buildings, fine cars, smart-looking employees & skimpy-dressed girls. What an ignorance!