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Thank God we (the good) are winning the war. GCRA is chickening out, looking for every avenue to make peace with PGEJ!
Anyway, we welcome his prayers.

naijaborn001: Ode is u! Is Goodluck Jonathan the Russian president?

You be mumu ooo! Since you can't understand simple English in 'plain' language! Mtcheeew again.

I hold Goodluck Jonathan and Stella Oduah responsible for this crash in Russia. Mtcheeew!

RIP to the victims.

Handy Manny: Etisalat started operations on 08/09/ can't remember the year that is why the stick to the 089ja. They did nott start on the 1st of November.

Hope u r ok?

binhozie: Cholera in Lagos State?
What's Fashola Doing?

I guess Fashola is busy fighting Goodluck Jonathan!

Today, armed robbery, kidnapping, rape, Lagos State officials intimidation, police extortion/brutality, deportation of Nigerians living in Lagos have taken over Lagos, and someone is still there telling me that APC has a good plan for me!

Nonsense!

Prof Einstein: And soo ,by the way who is aihkommu?

I get increasingly disappointed that most Nigerians know nothing about Nigeria.
I get very worried, and wonder what we do in school here in Nigeria and wherever!
Coming from one who calls himself both 'Prof' and 'Eintein', nothing can be as much unforgivable!

@Okija Juju,
Did you obtain a police report b4 taking the pictures?
[Police arrest and detention in Okokomaiko, Lagos of a journalist for taking pictures of a hotel where a policeman shot and killed a married man on my Mind!]

luluosas: OP Thank you but, change your username to reflect your true identity. Answering bokoharam is offline.
As for the two videos you spoke about, you are correct only that there's is a small mix up. Only Linda actually died. Samuel, the 14 years old boy from Sapele, Delta State, Nigeria, never died at all. He wrote all his revelation physically. I hope you are clear.

Noted, my bro. But the guy was in coma, or so....

Also tell those that think I made the CDs for commercial purpose that I know nothing about the CDs.

SHOCKING MESSAGES TO PASTORS FROM THOSE WHO SAW HEAVEN/HELL AND CAME BACK


Over the weekend, I watched 2 different tapes about two different people (one Linda, a Sierra Leonean; and the 2nd, a 14 year-old boy from Sapelle, Delta State), who both died at different occasions/locations and came back to life, with revelations of heaven and hell, and most importantly, messages from Jesus Christ concerning the Church today, Christians and pastors. Striking is the fact that two of these messengers had their encounters separately, but both have strikingly similar messages concerning some pastors and the church.

Some of the most significant messages (paraphrased by me in some cases) were,

"Tell:

1. Pastor Adeboye [RCCG] to go back to the original message I gave him; he has derailed;

2. Pastor Oyedepo [Winners' Chapel] that he is on his own. He is preaching for himself. His message is contrary to my word. He is only after money and is going to hell [if he doesn't repent].

3. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome [Christ Embassy], that he is not preaching my word. He is preaching for himself. In fact, his church is 'ANTICHRIST EMBASSY' [the exact word];

4. Pastor Kumuyi [Deeper Life] that he is preaching my true word, HOLINESS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS, without which no man can see God. But God is not happy with him because he has kept his message only to himself and his church and has not taken it to other churches. He should take it to other churches;

5. T.D. Jakes that he is not preaching my word. He should repent."

For what was spoken concerning T.B. Joshua [SCOAN] and Lazarus Muoka [Lord's Chosen], I no fit talk am! Please, look for the CDs and hear for yourself. The 2 CDs which are all over Lagos are:

- Message from Linda
- Message from a 14 year old boy

Also mentioned in the revelations of these two people were:

- Jewelry and ornaments, including wedding rings;
- Hair attachments;
- Dressing;
- Internet;
- Barack Obama;
- Football;
- Wrestling;
- Pope John Paul II;
- Bimbo Odukoya;
- Some Cartoon films;
- Some popular music and artistes

I also watched Chosen Mopol. I recommend that also. In Chosen Mopol, the people did not die and did not meet Jesus. They only narrated what happens in some quarters.

I am so scared! The world is coming to an end. In fact, my family and I wept profusely all through the period of the narration. The congregations that the duo separately addressed also wept uncontrollably. Only a demon and its convert will watch and not shed tears what the devil is doing in our churches.

Repent oooo!! I am doing something myself.

[THIS MESSAGE IS MAINLY FOR CHRISTIANS]

sunsky29: tank ASUU dat am d 1st to koment.

I need to be convinced that this dude is not seeing UPSIDE DOWN!!!

The Igbo were contibutory to the victory of Fashola in the last elections. But for the gov to close his eyes to 'deport' Igbo people from Lagos, goes to show how much hatred he has for the Igbo people.


Anyway. FASHOLA misfired. He has lost it, both for himself and his party.

I told Prof Soludo in 2012 to abstain from politics in order to retain the remnants of his prestige, but he never listened. His tenure as CBN governor raised a whole lot of dusts that are yet to settle. He does not need to be Anambra State governor. He should expect a second disgrace. This time from Dr Chris Ngige! After then, he would rest in peace politically. "Ukpara okpoko gburu, nti chiri ya." A word is enough for the wise.

Note:
I am not from Anambra; I am not a politician, but I follow issues/politics in Anambra/Nigeria very closely and analytically.

There are very many mother inlaws like this. I have seen/heard about a whole lot of them. And a foolish daughter/wife is the person such a mother can deceive. The Adaku must be a BIG foooooool!

If she had actually wanted to jump & die, she wouldn't need a film trick "SLOW MOTION" to achieve the suicide. Why waste time crawling out of the barricades of the building?

Yerima,
You have taken your first victim! All thank to YOU!

So sad that many people here did NOT read posts before they commented

1. I stated it clearly that the staff offered to pay for their flight ticket, possibly nothing more than N100k, but they were shut down;

2. If the reason is to test staff resilience, why did other contingents from other countries fly to Togo?

3. If you needed them to go by road, why not use a regular, tested and reliable commercial bus like ABC that shuttles that route?

4. Do not forget that these are their Top managers, making the whole billions that the oga at the top are squandering. It is unfair to subject them to this kind of treatment.

5. Somebody calculated about N8m to transport the Top managers, screaming it is way too much! And I want to educate that person that the least each of those Top Managers earn for the bank in a month as PBT (Profit Before Tax; PBT means after all operating etc expenses have been taken out) is N10m (PER MONTH ooo!) So, what are we talking about? That shows many hungry people here talking do not understand what happens in a bank.

6. People are not also considering the risk. One of the buses broke down within Lagos, and the staff left Lagos at about 2pm when another bus was arranged, causing them to arrive at Lome past 1am; I am surprised that people are sounding this way. For goodness’ sake, how would you feel if your relative was on the road to a ‘no-man’s land’ by 1am? That is terrible! What if robbers attacked them?

7. Do not also forget that the TOP MANAGEMENT of this bank, who are the ‘Baboon de chop’ fly to Togo every now and then. For people talking about prudence..bla.bla.bla, what is prudence? Is prudence not by example?
It is worrisome that people are commenting here based on poverty-mentality and jealousy for bank workers.

mark joshua: In τ̣̣ђё last days said τ̣̣ђё bible there wil be many signs and wonders watch D̶̲̥̅̊ɑ̤̥̈̊τ̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅ are not mislead

Blov: speak evil of no man, so He said!!

The same source also says, "Test all spirits to be sure they are of God!"

coputa: Your post shows too much hate for the bank..are you a staff of ecobank..,.their action cannot be condemn completely because you don't know their financial state...do you know that the cost of doing biz in nigeria is very high,compared to other countries, due to our infastructural decay and corruption...all these go a long way to affect staff welfare.....

Since I heard of this from a very reliable source, I have not stopped being concerned. I am not a staff member of Ecobank (Yet, even if I am, does it change the reality of the wickedness?). There is also no hate involved. I even think you may be part of the executive that traded lives for money. I believe if your own relative left by road, and you had to keep wake from 8am when they set out till 1.30am the following day, when they arrived at Lome, coupled with staff bus breakdown (without security) in this horrible Nigeria and its borders, you would appreciate and think better.

We are NOT talking about Trainees here. We are talking about MANAGERS!!! There is nothing like 'financial state.' If cost of N40,000 (N80,000 to and fro) is too much for a global bank like Ecobank to absorb on behalf of its top managers, because of "...their financial state...," then, there is no need for Ecobank to be in business in Nigeria. Again, for the bank to identify these Top 100 managers, goes to show that they appreciate what those people are doing.

Secondly, the Nigeria Group contibutes larger chunk of Ecobank's returns globally. So, your argument cannot prevail.

The issue is: why would you subject your best hands to that kind of physical, emotional and psychological torture? That cannot happen in a place like Egypt.

It is time we addressed certain things rightly in NIgeria because strangers capitalise on our docility to castrate and emasculate our citizens.

Enegod: op..are you a virgin?

yes.

I wanted to ask this same question, but luckily someone asked. I don't know whether you are MALE or FEMALE. But, On a serious note, my relative (male) had this same issue, up to when he was in his 2nd or 3rd year in the university. He was a virgin. And the moment he had s3x the first time, the problem stopped.

I am not asking you to do anything funny if it is against your wish, but i am narrating something that happened to a blood relative. I am honest; I am not joking here.

Maybe, one has to find out from medical doctors the relationship between the two.

TOP 100 MANAGERS' ORDEAL: A SHAME ON ECOBANK NIGERIA!

Ecobank Nigeria yesterday displayed a show of shame when it transported its Top 100 Manager from Lagos, Nigeria to Lome, Togo by road.

1. Ecobank is an ECOWAS-spread bank with branches across West Africa.

2. Recently, it made a decision to identify and specially empower (by training) its TOP 100 PERFORMING BRANCH MANAGERS (out of over 500 branches in West Africa) in Togo, their regional Head Office.

3. About 60 of these Top 100 performing managers are from Nigeria, and as seen as those who are responsible for over 80% of the bank’s income/profitability

4. Ecobank decided to transport its best staff to Togo for a special training by Road, rather than by Air, thereby risking the lives of their best Managers;

5. To ‘add salt to injury,’ Ecobank rather than employ the services of top-rated road transport companies like ABC to convey her staff to Lome, Togo, chose to convey them via 2 (two) rickety Ecobank staff buses;

6. Around 1pm yesterday (Sunday, July 7th 2013), one of the Ecobank staff buses broke down, leaving Ecobank best hands in the middle of nowhere along Badagry;

7. The staff were asked to wait while another staff bus, which was never serviced/prepared for a long journey, was arranged to the scene towards Badagry.

8. As a result, Ecobank Nigeria Top 100 got to Lome by 1.20am the following day (i.e. today, MONDAY!);

9. Of course, a lot of the staff must have developed cramps from the long, terrible road journey.

10. Other countries flew their staff to Lome, but Ecobank Nigeria chose to ‘trek’ with their staff;

11. All the Top Management Staff who travel out of the country, always do so with First-class air ticket.

12. And lastly, it was learnt that, some of the staff offered to pay for their own air ticket to Togo (considering the risk), but the bank pressured them to go as a “team.”


Now, the questions are:

a) Is this how a company—let alone a bank—should treat their best Managers/staff?

b) Why would Ecobank not spend a paltry N40,000 to transport her best Managers by air?

c) What if there was a fatal accident, since road transport is largely not as safe as Air transport?

d) And what if they were attacked by hoodlums (some of the staff are ladies, pretty ladies I mean)

e) Did Ecobank not realize that these people were the ones generating the major chunk of their revenue/profitability before treating them this way?

f) Were they going on a secondary school kind of excursion?

g) Do this people value lives of at all?—Let alone those of their best hands?

h) ...etc


Is this act not condemnable? As Nigerians, we should learn to condemn evil because we do not know where it will ‘berth’ the next day.

This one na church? I thought you meant a CHURCH! I mean a PASTOR!!

[quote
author=fubbyy]please teach me how to highlight some words when quote
somebody's post that you just did,or anyone can teach me please,i use
bold 3

@ topic, being born again doesn't make you inhuman nor means you no
longer live on earth,God looks @ your heart not your dress code,as long
as what you do is not against God then to hell with human
thought

[/quote]You got it right but you only made your last "[/quote]" to be joined together with your last word (thought), thereby confusing the computer from applying the 'quote programme.' You need to separate them from the sentence you are quoting. In other words, ensure the "[quote']" and "['/quote]" signs are stand-alone, so they are not misunderstood by the computer.

For eg, to quote the sentence, "I am always right," you must write the sentence separate from the quote signs.

"[quote']" I am always write "['/quote]"


Note that the inverted commas "" I used here are not necessary while quoting. I only used them to ask the computer to show you what I mean without quoting.

Could this be true about this very pastor?

[b]At this juncture, let me tell you the story of another chronic lesbian who have taken a center stage in Nollywood. She is simply ‘Eucharistic’. She is fair skinned with an intimidating body structure; once upon a time the gist was that she is a nymphomaniac, which makes her insatiable with sex.

Once married but divorced with a male child as the product of her failed marriage. Her own case in extraordinary. I was told by the all seeing eyes that her insatiable quest for sex led her into the demonic act.

The all seeing eyes also squealed into my ears that she once told a bed mate that a man’s di**k can’t satisfy her, which explains why she sometimes applies the vibrator with the blend of another female who will suck her underneath while she routes for the climax. She’s currently treading the religious part and was recently honoured in a new generation church.

That however did not stop the South Eastern born actress who claims she might be giving marriage another shot soon. Lie they say, ‘the mother hen knows its chicken’ God knows those who worship him, even by their names. [/b]

Source:
http://entertainment.todaysnigeria.com/2013/05/top-nollywood-lesbians-of-all-times.html

akpomeme: Maxymilliano:
The statistical report called ‘START’ conducted by the University of Maryland for the American government on global terrorism in 2012 has revealed that while the Talibans killed 1,842 people in 525 attacks last year, and came tops on the infamous ranking, Boko Haram came second killing 1,132 in 364 attacks.

The statistical report also revealed that of the top 10 countries with the most terrorist attacks last year, Nigeria came fifth because of the activities of Boko Haram.

Besides, Nigeria ranked fourth in number of deaths from terrorist attacks. According to the statistical information attached to the recent “U.S. Terrorism 2012 reports”, last year alone, there were a total number of 546 terror attacks in Nigeria with 1,386 killed.

“The average lethality of terrorist attacks in Nigeria (2.54 deaths per attack) is more than 50 per cent higher than the global average of 1.64.”

The statistical report revealed that in 2012, the majority of highly lethal attacks -159 in all -, took place in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Nigeria and Syria, killing a total of 2,880 people.

Where is this one coming from? What is your point, vis a vis the topic on hand? Or did you just cram and pour part of your MA/MBA thesis on this place?

plainmirror: GEJ y naa?

Abi ooo!

Even the man that cannot impregnate his wife blames GEJ.

So sad that there are only a few comments, simply because it is about Nigeria. Had it been EPL, La Liga, UEFA, Serie A, Nigerians/Nairalanders would run amok here, stampeding to comment. What a shame!

Good luck to my Flying Eagles. I love you guys. Kudos to the very few who cared to comment. These are the true patriotic Nigerians.

sexymoma: My Shout goes to Seun Osewa, Sexkillz, Ogugua88, Mynd44, Baba Oyo, Biolabee, Hornipipe, baracanista,190,Exponental RedBenson and those i forgot to mention there name one way or the other. i want to thank ma nairalanders for giving me the opportunity to express ma self. thanks alot. i would love to to write till eternity but time wont allow me. Bye for now.
oh sorry on the matter, am just too scared to comment, girls am so sorry i cant help your situation.

Dis one wey u dey give farewell speech? Please, who knows her house; run and stop her ooo! Small time nah, we go hear say somebody don commit suicide.

I hope the Fmr Head of state who condemns deployment of soldiers to contain BH menace will be able to condemn this attack on innocent citizens. i reallt hope so.

Lolaabokoku: How can Ɣ☺ΰ
Buy å car without testing †ђξ
Engine?
As ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ I love big, strong, Α̲̅Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ reliable koboko..
If I were Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ have se.x after marriage Α̲̅Ω̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I find out †ђξ
Kini is too small ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Liking or he's not able Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ perfom well nor satisfy me, watcha expect m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ do

Quote m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ wrong if ya like
I no carry send

It is so because you have a yardstick for comparison. Assuming you never had s.ex, u can never measure what is BIG, STRONG, RELIABLE. That is the reason premarital s.ex is bad.

While I deliver talks on customer service in organisations, and marriage/relationships in churches [PLS, I AM NOT A PASTOR], I tell them never to allow their customer (spouse also) to taste another competitor because it will never be the same. So also it is in relationships/marriage. The koboko will never be the same, the drive, the energy, the skill. On the other hand, s.ex improves with age and experience. It is better for you two to grow together. If his pen.is is tiny, don't forget that he is the one that bore the hole in the first place (since you are a virgin), and it must fit at any point in time. Problem arises when an INSTRUMENT OF TEN STRINGS re-bores the hole already created by your hubby. It is only then that comparison sets in.

There is this way God created a woman. Have you asked yourself why a woman bleeds (no matter how little) when deflowered? Do you know that no matter how hurt a woman is about her ex, she never forgets the man that deflowered her? That is how God planned marriage to be. Such that a wife never blinks on issues pertaining to her hubby. But what do we see today, a lady sleeps with every Tom, Dick and Harry. And gets married to one because of the necessity of getting married. Sadly, ladies marry men they do NOT love. And more often than not, women still love and sleep with an ex, who either 'disvir.gined' them. It takes the grace of God for a non-vir.gin to focus on only her hubby and not either fantasize on another man elsewhere, or hv actual s.ex with him.

Summary, cling to what you have. Let the unmarried never have s.ex until they get married. It has a high level of dignity. And dignity comes from integrity and discipline. Interestingly, I keep saying, integrity/discipline has nothing to do with religion or faith. It has to do with what you made up your mind to do or not to do before you ever get to that point.

People are just confirming how ignorant they are about banks & financial issues.

So true! So real!