GodMode:
Buy poster color paint brush

Cut your fingernails.

Finger your wife for 10 minutes..

while f:ingering use the poster color paint brush to caress her nipples.

While doing the above kiss her on her stomach, neck, lips for another 10 minutes...

If she hasn't had or:gasm yet stand her up then bend her over halfway then stroke her p***** from behind...


Thank me later...

Bros, is this 4real or you are doing? In this era of money rituals, would the lady not think she is in for one?
Anyway, good to try out sha oo!

fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start . Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

Who says they are commiting sin? They are a married couple nah! So, what does Sexual Immorality" tape do to them?

Kingkamal:
That's GEJ for you. People have no security no justice

Ewu! There is break-in rape, date rape and woods kidnap/rape even in the US!
Go school, you go go. Travel out, you no gree. Watch cable TV, who sigh?

The story will soon change in court that they have been dating.

Hmmmmm!
But the story also recorded that her hubby is never home. Maybe na relationship gone sour for the 'rapist' be that ooo! If not, why would a man sneak into a woman's apartment by 5am and start doing it, just like?

PLEASE,MI CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT OOO!
Who knows when AIT will air it again, or a link from where I can view?
Please, post immediately.

I know some people who worked for, are still working with and for Tinubu.
They told me a lot about his escapades vis a vis corruption and filthy aggrandizement of wealth.
Only God will judge terrible people. I am also happy that Nigerians have started knowing who is who in terms of corruption, and inordinate amassing of wealth.

Mikedml17:
Spits on thread ... If say dem don do election she 4 no remember una na... She no remember una wen e sure say ehn husband go win last election , dia leg kon de shake nw she get una numba ...ure relevant few days 2 election ... Mediocrity ...
4 d 1st time in Nigeria we have som1 Wu is ready 2 fight corruption nd we have a VICE Wu has a manifesto nd ready 2 work 4 d nation ... Still yet som people r so deranged all cos of ethnicity nd religion ... I pity some youths cos ur GEJ has no manifesto yet Dan 2 uphold corruption nd more missing figures from d treasury ...
#CHANGE 4 positive living 4 positive thinkers

You are just annoyingly IGNORANT!
Get a little exposed before talking.

From your ignorance of what GEJ has done to Nollywood,
to saying that GEJ has no manifesto,
to running amok over no missing money,
you have just shown that you know nothing.
So, get a little informed!

xpac01:
Just about to board train to Port harcourt, then I noticed the vacancy note posted on the Admin board. I heard its National. For any Nl interested, rush now to any station closest to you for the job information and details

olamilekside2:
Just back from Railway corporation office now, It is not true, i was told last recruitment was 2013.

AND SOME FO.OLS SAY GEJ IS NOT CREATING JOBS! LAZY FOLKS!!

ephemm:
Ok! 4 weeks from now, sanity will be restored in this country.
The drunkard and his illiterate wife will be sent back to the creeks, uniformed men will start carrying out their duties professionally and we all shall be happy.

Even if he was rude, who made them judge and jury?

Anyway I am sure of one thing, by default, discipline shall be entrenched in our society immediately GMB is announced winner.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, BUHARI'S GOVT IN THE 80'S WAS WORSE THAN THIS, WITH SO MUCH ABUSE OF HUMAN RIGHTS.
AND SOME DUDES STILL ASK FOR THE ZOMBIE TO RETURN. GOD FORBID!

soe:
Lol

I swear...

99% of my yoruba friends are Buhari die hard FANs.
In 2011, only 20% of them liked Buhari

I am also Yoruba...

To hell with those fake Yoruba elders who could not rise up when Bola Ige was assaulted in the presence of the Ooni of Ife and eventually killed. The fools are silent over the Ekitigate scandal. Corrupt men of despicable character.

To hell with those fake and corrupt yoruba elders

We know the real Yoruba elders...and #weHaveDecided

Sai Buhari

90% of your Yoruba friends?
That reminds me of a story we were told as kids that caused chaos in the animal kingdom...
WHEN THE GRASSHOPPER CAME BACK FROM A DELEGATION AND ANNOUNCED THAT THE YAMS HE SAW AT THE FESTIVAL WERE ALL AS HUGE AS ITS RIGHT LEG.

Imagine the grasshopper, imagine his right leg!
Who knows you? You have 10 friends at Ijaniki and you are deceiving yourself! Mtcheeeew!

Orikinla:
[size=18pt]The present state of the Nigerian police is the reflection of the failures of the government of President Goodluck Jonathan.[/size]

Your kids fails in the kindergarten class, you blame it on GEJ. Your wife/bf fails WAEC, it is GEJ, meanwhile bright students are taking advantage of libraries, scholarships and facilities instituted by GEJ to upgrade themselves and perform excellently!
Woe to your class of people

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

Hi hi stuff?

Story!!!

inme:
I support GEJ, but this protest is unnecessary and childish.

They should allow GMB to do his thing.

Those demonstrators are simply exercising their democratic rights.
They did NOT throw pebbles, neither did they throw bombs or chop off people's heads like supporters of Buhari.
That is why education--still lacking where people of the dark age are--is very important in driving a 21st century Nigeria, particularly 2015 and beyond. And, most importantly, why some people are simply not fit to be on that seat.

Gbawe:


That is what they are. No decent, productive and gainfully employed Nigerian would be in that crowd after all GEJ has done which now sees Buhari as the only hope of liberation from a very oppressive, highly corrupt, callous and unprincipled President. As one example, is it Nigerians in the UK who have never seen electricity blink, whether they have been there one week or thirty years, who will vote for GEJ who only delivered more darkness with his crony capitalism scam packaged as "power privatisation"? I am just laughing at these hungry and jobless elements.

Are you referring to the rented touts following Buhari on the other side?
Double standards is our problem!
Leave Hypocricy and let Hypocricy leave you!!!

Godmother:
Nigeria, I hail o! My motherland where a man in uniform has unlimited power to do and undo

Why you de hail? No be you say YOU WAN BUHARI?
That is the kind of thing an illiterate would do when he gets power...even in 2015!
Sad!!!

Demdem:


Goon, they will need to be in govt first and examine the rot Jonah-daft has left them with before coming with a workable blue print. Only fools will rely on paper achievement Ngozi always dishes out and use that as a basis for their plan.

So, you mean APC does have facts about Nigeria economy, and they are wagging their mouth? This is a huge joke!!!

egift:


And someone reading your deranged post will still join you in voting Jonathan and PDP? God forbid I vote for someone whose supporters are wishing other people death.

WHY DON'T YOU SAY, "OVER YOUR DEAD BODY WILL GEJ RULE YOU AGAIN" JUST LIKE AMAECHI;
AND THEN, SIMPLE BUY YOUR BURIAL SPOT AT IKOYI VAULT LIKE FASHOLA BEFORE MARCH 28TH!

No be Wetin Buhari teach us?
Nothing wrong there jare.

eleko1:
Abuja to Otuoke ...

Some people will run mad after GEJ's victory come March 28th.

"Rapu ihe e dere na motor banye motor!"
Ignore the inscription on a commercial bus and board the bus.

StunningCEO:
jonagoat killin nigerian citizens like goats. dis men shd be arrested n tried. not kill dem anyhow.

You, your father, your mother, your brother, your sister, your uncles and your aunts are all goats and rams!

slimfit1:
Hungry peiopleu you don't have to be poor to be hungry.

Calling these people hungry? You must visit a psychiatrist pronto!

The devil will chop you alive!
I cannot even imagine what I would be doing at home if I absent myself from church on a Sunday (except I am on transit)!

Judechukwu5n:

1.Think big
2.Find what you love to do and do it well
3.Learn how to balance life
4.Do not be afraid of failure; failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently and to discover new ideas
5.Introduced new ideas
6.Have a resolution to succeed
7.Be a man of action and sincerity
8.Believe in your capacity to succeed
9.Know your limits
10.Don't let discouragement stop you from succeding
11.Work very hard
12.Avoid comparing yourself with others
13.Don't just dream but make it happen

14. Never vote a religious extremist or a Boko supporter to power. He will likely frustrate every effort you make to succeed.

myvic70:
The whole area under the bridge is in chaos. Hoodlums throwing stones at each other.Hearing gunshots from different directions.
If u are wetin for pix go their yourself.

APC and their usual snaps. We are used to them, you know!
Maybe the shared money didn't go round the boys!!!

myvic70:
The whole area under the bridge is in chaos. Hoodlums throwing stones at each other.Hearing gunshots from different directions.
If u are wetin for pix go their yourself.

APC and their usual snaps. We are used to them, you know!

He said 20 boys were still in custody of the insurgents and expressed hope that the renewed operation against the insurgents would rescue them from their captors.

“Two of my boys are still in their custody but, I am of high spirit that they will soon be rescued,” he said. One of the victims who preferred to remain anonymous, said’ “to be fair to the insurgents, they did not rape or abused us, they simply asked those who were not interested in their religion to leave, and they eventually released us”.

Rather than commend our Military and the president for bombarding the hideouts and facilitating the release, somebody is here talking trash! 

May God forgive you people!

LordMecuzy:
I saw no Native Doctor .... just Traditional rulers.... Propaganda against my own Imo State .... AlaOwerri I fit kill Pesin oooooooooh . Lol

APC is known for killing. So, it is not a surprise. But, note that the day of reckoning is coming when all you have cannot save you from all the blood you wasted.

Christianity is about Christ. Jesus has nothing to do with Solomon. Solomon was said to have wisdom. The best his wisdom could fetch him was 300 wives and 700 concubines.

litetias:

If you had read the article as you should you would know the arrest was not made by the NA

Then join the NA if you imply that our military are not doing it right! You can't remain one effeminate entity, barking from under you toilet seat and be criticising our courageous men.

Jeezuzpick:


The original statement was "PDP is Boko Haram and Boko Haram is PDP"


"They" killed the nigga who said it.

Just a reminder.

Why then is Buhari from the onset against flushing Boko? Why did he get jittery the moment election was shifted to fight BH, his sole campaign issue/weapon?

Anyway, you know the truth; you are just pretending! Ask him to call his boys to order. That road Is closed!