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Please, help! An aircraft just hovered three times over my house. I fear my building will collapse.
Anybody with NEMA phone number.
Please, help ooo!!!

Tinubu is a known thief working hard to gain admission into a higher platform to steal more.
But God will show why He is God!

korel9: I have often heard and fallen a victim of this circumstance where after one has been asked and congratulated on every aspect of his life, the question is popped
"Are You Married?"

If you say "No" they scream
"What are you waiting for again?"

This often gets to me and leaves me wondering
"Is marriage a measure of success in life?"

Yes. Go and marry!

Ademat7: This is exactly what I have been waiting for,d bible says "no soldier goes to war at his own expense". Hw can u ask us to pay for calling us? Na we call our self? By the way I dnt c APC leading any protest on this issue which is not good enough.this are issue that should spread like #bringbackourgirls campaign. FP tinz; what a way to start a new month

Post this to Tinubu's website and receive N1,000,000 instantly. Be sure you would be conscripted into BH, for BH currently lacks foot soldiers now due to near-annihilation.

Nothing to worry, NYSC. There are many ways to kill a rat. Just take it from their monthly Allawee and amortise it over the 11 months of service. N400 per month (amounting N4,000) would do. LOL.

Mrval20: For how long shall we wait before we finally read a news report about their sponsors? The arrested I.T expert revealed their modus operandi bla bla bla.... Can't he, or other arrested members reveal who has been sponsoring them all this while?
To our goverment, keep feeding us with diluted information. Most of us don't bother to ask questions anyway.

Part of human management and psychology is not giving you more information than you require. It could be fatal. Governmenanyway over the world are no fools with the issue of security. Let us learn to be patient. At least, you should be happy the war (for the first time) is being genuinely won.

safarigirl: I don't have an ex.

You don't have an 'X'?
Don't worry... Someday, you will know 'Y!'

You didn't tell us who you are.
Are you a graduate, working or just a student?

Are you a trader?
She might have discovered that levels have changed.
Change your own levels, therefore, and move on.
Few ladies have the moral conscience to continue with the same relationship
when they are richer or higher in status than their Fiancé.
So sad, that is the average woman for you.

Move up, brother! Move up!! The best is ahead of you.

I love Courtney...



...with the love of the Lord.


I watched all their matches from beginning to the end.
She impressed me; such a wonderful player.

tsolution: VERIFIED RESULTS ARE NOW TRICKLING IN:

#Gov‬ Aregbesola Winning In Osogbo while Omisore Of PDP Is Leading In Ife#

Oyinlola's polling Unit in Okuku, ODO OTIN LG:

APC 41; PDP 105.

Adejare Bello Polling Unit

PDP:227 APC: 14

PDP's Chairman's Unit:

APC: 159 PDP: 54

Es Oke Ward 7 Unit 8:
APC: 91 PDP: 65

Unit 6: APC: 88 PDP: 47

Ilesha west ward 4 unit 3

APC: 68 PDP: 1

Iragberi Ikotun Aba Olope Ward8 Unit3: PDP: 98 APC: 40

Osogbo LG, Ward 13, Unit 011:

APC: 114 PDP: 19

Ilesha LA Primary school Unit 9 Ward 2:

APC: 217, PDP 75

Final results in Ward 10, Ife Central:
Unit 3: PDP 140 APC 62

Unit 8: PDP 95 APC 26

Unit 12: PDP 148 APC 47

Unit 4: PDP 100 APC 64

Unit 11: PDP 34 APC 14

Unit 2: PDP 118 APC 61

Unit 10: PDP 101 APC 41

Results: Ward 01, Unit 001 PDP: 12, APC: 60, LP: 1, Ward 01, Unit 002 PDP: 16, APC: 50, Osogbo Local Government

Awo Hall - APC 31 PDP 28

Osogbo LG Ward 13 Unit 011 APC: 114 PDP: 19

Waluberin Polling booth
PDP: 160 APC: 3

Ife East Ward 3 unit 4
PDP: 106 APC 09

Irepodun, Ilobu Ward 5 Unit7:
APC: 63 PDP: 10

Osogbo ward 8, Isale Agbara:
APC: 62 PDP: 15.

Ila, Iperin ward 6 unit 10
APC: 42 PDP: 45.

Osogbo LGA Ward 2 unit 8:
APC: 63 PDP: 13

Osogbo LGA Ward 5 Unit 7 Jagun 2; Ilobu. APC: 63 PDP: 10

Osogbo LGA Unit 001, Jagun "B" Ward 10:
APC: 165 PDP: 46

Ilesa West

Ward 4 Unit3: APC: 68 PDP: 16

Obaile Ward9: APC: 92 PDP:15

Ward 6: APC: 88, PDP: 25

Ila Orangun. W8 Unit 5:
APC: 83 PDP: 71

Commercial 2 ward:
PDP: 42 APC: 104.

Oba-Ile ward 9:
APC: 92 PDP: 15

Ward 6; APC: 88, PDP 25

Ife central ward 10 unit 1:
APC 73 PDP 149 .

Result so far :APC - 113,652; PDP - 69,908

Na lie!

So, is Islam in support of using human beings/human head for burial?
Just a question.

Wittywizard: Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school[b]..[/b]
Thank you

Your English can force ASUU to embark upon a strike action even when they never planned to do so. I wonder why most of today's Undergraduates cannot speak and write good English.

If na Dame Jonathan now, people like you go begin yab mouth!

mascot87: We know that they are slow & clueless like their oga @ d top. It's no news, we already know this.

Who says you cannot enrolling the military and salvage Nigeria? Pease, join the army now and set things right!!!

fijiano202: PDP politics...our girls are still missing but all Bro Jo care abt his winning 2015

I can bet you were one of those wanted to kill Patience Jonathan for her English, meanwhile she speaks better than you.

Dominiquez: Must he go with his mother-in-law.

The same har.lot of a woman that has been causing havoc in his family. She no de shame? Mtcheew!

eneji50: What of d christian terrorist groups,dat are nt mention here,e.g The lord salvation army,that is trainning millionz of children in terrorism, as far as terrorism is concern the muslim did nt even cover upto 5% of word terrorist attacks,the so called islamic terrorist groups,where jus been elevated by the americans and the media jus to tarnish the image of muslims,because dey knw d muslim are very weak in termz of media,so dont mke conclussions base on wat u see on CNN,BBC even al jezeera,As far as terrorism is concern George bush is the greatest terrorist of this era,pple talk of Usama and saddam hussein,How many people talk about the over 500,000 children killed in afghanistan, the over 200,000 people killed in iraq, by George bush,pls before we say things against one another lets try to verify every information we come across

Really? Interesting!

One can clearly see where our monies from CBN donated to various institutions (N10BN to Uthman Dan Fodio Uni; N4Bn BUK; N1Bn to a political party, N100m and N80Bn contract to allies) is taken to. There is God ooo!

Can someone please, tell Jimoh Ibrahim to wake up from the euphoria of Old Testament. For goodness sake, "THERE REMAINETH NO MORE ATONEMENT\SACRIFICE with the death of Christ." I command him to wake up from him slumber IJN!

I am beginning to hate the reporting style of Punch.

Which day did it happen? Which time did it happen? These are more informative than that there was just a shooting in the head!

Smartsyn: We are talking about football, you are talking nonsense.











But atall atall na im bad pass

Na u sabi! What is nonsense about Gold in Handball?

Our governors, including the Saint APC governors, are becoming maaaaaad and irresponsible!
God help them!

This just confirms that over 90% of people working in Nigeria are not happy with what they do. If not, why would all the drivers opt to move to Admin?

Too bad and sad, Dangote!

SUBMARINE: " MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE " Bible.

The secret behind their wealth is not really based on the contributions of the church members but on the accumulation of numerous little investments made over the years . So many Nigerians are to lazy to invest into real businesses when they are favoured with a nice source of income only to blame witches, wizards, government and relatives for their misfortune when their wealth diminished or unable to sustain them."

I guess Jesus Christ was "to lazy to invest into real businesses...." You answer the question. I refer you to my comment a few lines up. God bless you and open your eyes to the real Gospel of Jesus Christ, devoid of Mammon and riches.

If 50% of Top 10 pastors of the world are Nigerians, it then follows that Nigeria should be among the Top 10 super-powers of the world, and should produce 50% of the Top 10 world's richest men.

Do we now agree that the problem of Nigeria is not from Abuja, Lagos, the president, the governors, or APC, APGA, PDP? The major problem of Nigeria is us. The pastors are not exenorated. The church--formed after Christ, a man who lived a modest life, distributed to the poor, ensured He was never rate higher than the disciples He worked with; the salt of the earth--has failed the world.

The early Christians lived in common, and no one lacked nothing, no one was richer than the other...he who had two clothes gave out one to him who had none. By implication, no Christian should have two private jets except all his members have got one.

Hate me, ostracise me, excommunicate me, beat me, stone me, brand me an antichrist, or--worse still--kill me, the truth remains the truth...very, very bitter!!!

lonelydora: I would have bought this car if not for the Arsenal logo.

GO AND DIE in Edo State! Lol

This is Xmas period. Guys, beware!!!

Does it mean no one noticed that that the video was taken by two Prost-itutes on night runs? Please, listen to the conversation again.

simpleseyi: you can never see her husband until you see that of Stella Oduah, Dezaini Allison-Madueke or Arumah Oteh. They can never have a husband, no man wants a LovePeddler as wife. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and Dora Akunyili are role models.

Ignorance is a terrible thing.

Diezanni Alison-Madueke is happily married to Alison Madueke a retired military man and one-time military administrator of some states in Nigeria. She lives happily with her husband, who is a respected man of society. Get your facts right before your write.

homesteady: Wow! She has a grown up daughter! Never knew! I've never seen her husband!

Who is taking about husband in this end-time? When once a woman cannot stay with a man because all 'men are devils', the next thing she does is to look for one devil to insert that joystick and deposit his devilish cream inside of her so she can give birth to some other he-devils or she-devils! And a pastor will gladly do the naming ceremony and collect offering from the thanksgiving for a deliberate sin. Mtcheew!!!

Rochas USED TO ("used to", means past tense) be a good man. But the moment he started meddling with Tinubu and his co-thieves, he changed beyond comprehension and remedy. We are waiting for him 2015! Anambra election is an example.

Dygeasy: This Post Made Front-Page After 5years.



Congratulations OP. Them Don Finally Release You

It means everything we loathed 5 years ago (sagging; revealing bums, br3asts, nudity) is gaining acceptance in 2013. What a world.