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Seahawk:
Don’t mind him joor

What’s up? How are you spending your leave ?

I didn't do squat. I just stayed at home guzzling food. I report back on friday. I really don't want to though. The leave too sweet me.

Tocheagle:
5 dollars, that's your net worth right

No. It's yours. Which is why i'm offering you what you are used to. Anything more and you might do something dumb out of excitement.

Seahawk:
Don’t insult toilet cleaners
They make our society better.
There is honor in honest labor.

We Nigerians are fond of making fun of people who clean bathrooms abroad meanwhile all through my stay in our homeland, there were no public restrooms worthy of humans use.

I asked him to give me a job as a janitor so i can maintain my house. I'll do anything.

Tocheagle:
Now you have completely lost it. With the money I make I do mini importation from time to time. Don't you see the bigger picture or has toilet washing dumbed down your mind beyond recovery

Looooooooool. I think i have indulged in your fantasy and lunacy long enough. With this your mentality you wan tell us say you get work. You? I go bend . Bros. You no get money i beg hide your face . You poor. How do i know this? Your mentality says it all. Last chance to get the 5 dollar oooo.

Tocheagle:
Good lord, don't you know that N.M gives you all the freedom you want. It's better than washing toilets

I know. But how does an employer of labor work for an employer ? Or don't you keep track of your lies?

Tocheagle:
Finally he has accepted who he is, alright, am a 6 figure earner with a network marketing company, bring your cv to our adeniyi Jones office Ikeja, we have some toilets waiting

See now if you are not going to take it seriously then don't offer. Come on man, or have you forgotten you said you were self employed . Now all of a sudden you work for someone. You see the problem with believing in witches and wizards? They make you live in a fantasy world. Anyway, i have some money and i am concerned. What are you going to eat tomorrow? How are you going to survive? Send me your bank details make i send you that 5 dollar na.

Tocheagle:
Thanks for accepting you need a job, treat that tuberculosis, then come wash some toilets in the hood

The funny thing is i actually do need a job. So, i ask again what do you do? I'll clean toilets for your company . Just tell us what you do.

Seahawk:
This is so phucking awesome

They like “wait, what now dad?”

I just finished mental health and many of my clients had symptoms that ‘normal’ nairalanders exist with as their baseline of cognitive function .

There's this m.oron tocheagle i've been trying to re educate for a while now but for some reason, his upbringing prevents him from seeing what normal people see. My kids were shocked when i asked them those questions. After the video, my eldest asked me if i was joking about he witch thing. I haven't really told them much about Nigeria. They'll have nightmares for years if i tell them the horrors that emanates from there.

Tocheagle:
I have been employing your ancestors, I will still employ your future generations to do what they know how to do best : WASH TOILETS

Ok. I need a job. So what exactly do you "cough" "cough" do?

Tocheagle:
No you started this. Why are your friends looking ugly and hungry, you are a specialist in losing. Your destiny is completely messed up. Your life will make more sense if you can leave okokomiko where you stay. Non of your gutter videos can convince me. You have no life, you are and will always be a gate man in okokomiko. Phuck you, Phuck your ugly malnourished kids,

Hehehehehehehehehehe. My only prayer is you don't commit suicide before this is over. You go ki yoursef oooooo. Just a sample of what you can and will never have you wan die . What if i come begin show you. . . . . . . . . you go just die. Do you know why i'm successful? Because i do not have a "pussyy handkerchief" mentality. A person's mentality is everything. If you are phucked up mentally, there is no way you can achieve anything except through illegal means which i believe is your only and last option. I know after today you will reconsider your existence and start considering plan B. I already have the rope for you

Tocheagle:
I can employ you and your unborn generation, have you washed a toilet today.

Loooooooool. You do realize say dem de laugh you right? How does someone who hasn't eaten all day be able to employ anyone?

And how is this news?

Tocheagle:
yeah like a boss

Tocheagle:
I guess someone gave that to you in a shelter in okokomiko. Brainlessness is a terrible thing. Based on my observation of you, your biggest problem is low self Esteem ; you are trying so hard to convince me that you are something. I guess you got that picture from a restaurant in okokomiko. Try harder fake poor man.

Ok. So, i wanted to go to the office today to hit up my battle buddy so we can do a video about you s.tupidity but then i thought, my friends stay with me. And what i mean by my best friends are my boys. Then i decided to do the video with them. They were kind of confused as to what i was saying because no normal person would understand why a set of people would still believe in voodoo in this day and age. It ended up being a fun and hilarious time with them. As usually is the case. You are dumb as phuck. You started this so i'm finishing it. I wanna thank you though. We had fun making this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahl6qLEu--8&feature=youtu.be

Leonbonapart:
Imagine such topic on front page... To help in what aspect?

It's actually an important topic. Physical attraction is an essential factor in a relationship. It is by no means the only factor to make a relationship work, but one cannot do without it

polite2:
bros u harsh Ooooo. Abeg pardon dem Kogi people na. I just de support dem ni oo

Lol.....

judedwriter:
Many people don't like fasting, but believe me, some certain miracles and blessings can't happen unless we fast and pray! True, as long as we live on earth, there will be difficulty whether we fast or not, BUT fasting greatly improves one's life.

Lol. You are right about that part though. The only thing fasting does is flush out the toxins in your body which keeps you healthy and that's pretty much it. Any fortunate thing that happens during or immediately after the fasting is pure luck or as a result of positive efforts you've put in place in the past.

Wait. Let's get one thing clear. "Well meaning" and "Nigerians" do not go hand in hand in a sentence. It's basically an oxymoron.

Tocheagle:
yeah like a boss

A hungry, unemployed boss with no future. Now that's an oxymoron.

Tocheagle:
I run my private business. While you wash toilets for a living. Your life smells. How can you be living a life of lies and self deception. It's bad for your health. Stop living i your fantasy and wake up to the fact that every thing you are is all photoshop. Your life is a big fake mess. Get real. Come wash my royal toilet, I can help you improve your destiny. Okokomiko local champion

Suuurrrreeee . Private business.

Tocheagle:
I guess someone gave that to you in a shelter in okokomiko. Brainlessness is a terrible thing. Based on my observation of you, your biggest problem is low self Esteem ; you are trying so hard to convince me that you are something. I guess you got that picture from a restaurant in okokomiko. Try harder fake poor man.

You see na? It's finished. What are you going to na? But seriously, how do you survive without a job or a place to stay ? I kinda feel sorry for you. Oh i get it now. You think since your life sucks, everyone else is. Eya. Sorry. I'm telling, once you let go of all the witchcraft nonsense, things will start to look up. I promise. You'll see.

Tocheagle:
Conceded what?. Will you common wash that toilet clean. There is nothing you post here that will convince me. You will always remain a toilet washing gateman living in okokomiko. . Have you been sold already in libya

Loooooooooooool. Hunger is a terrible thing. As you've confessed, no job, no home of your own, no life. I understand the frustration. I can help you. First you have to stop believing in witches. That is your first problem. I promise you your life will change forever. Anyway, I know you are hungry. I'm about to have french toast and eggs. You want some ?

Tocheagle:
Do not forget to wash all the toilets clean. You are a gate man. The only thing you should battle is your stupidity. Send me your account. I will put a decent amount of money into your account for you to return home from slavery. OKOKOMIKO SOLDIER

Loooooooooooool. See what I get for trying to help you? First I tried to improve your mind. Next I tried to feed you you no gree. What else do you want? At least you've conceded. This is what you get for believing in spirits. Suffer no good ooooooooo

Tocheagle:
Mr man you are a jobless fool, just accept it for once in your fake okokomiko life

There is more. Reason I have plenty of time for you is because I'm on leave. Will be going to the commissary later and hopefully do a short video with my battle buddy so he can explain your life for you. I'm sure he's going to have a hard time understanding how a human being still believes in witches and wizards. I know why you are like this. You are hungry. Send me your account info. I know 5 dollars will change your life

Tocheagle:
fake fake fake. You see how dumb you are. You brought your road side fake costume uniform and wrote my username on a paper, it does not change anything. You are still a block headed fake arsse nigga who is so desperate to make us believe he is not in okoko. Thanks for telling us that you are a gate man in the us . Bring more

Haha. I talk am. You are right. Bought them yaba How did you know. I told you you'd be embarrassed didn't i? You see your life. The fool is going of profiles. Like a cild.

Tocheagle:
your stupidity is quite advanced. Your foolish link shows that you have been forming long before the world was created. Hail okoko

Loooooooooooool. Shame suppose don de catch you na. Anyway, I also got this from okokomaiko. It is a snap shot of my kevlar and boots. With a hand written note saying; tocheagle is phucking mo.ron. he is not fit to live among humans. How do you like that? There's more if you want.

Tocheagle:
Dude anybody can create a link and post anything they want, it doesn't change anything

You do realize that thread was opened in 2016 right? Are you saying i time travelled to 2017, knew we were going to have this discussion, went back and created the link in anticipation of today? Guy, why you mumu like this na?

Tocheagle:
For how long will you continue lying to your self oh prince of okoko

Have you gone through the link i provided for you? I am waiting for your response oooooo.

https://www.nairaland.com/3380128/family-diaries

madone:
in okomiko where u came From . Get ur papa number call him he ll explan well to u

Ok. go back to my profile. Click my topics. You'll see family diaries. Now go through it and tell me if that's okokomaiko or whatever slum you live. You know what? Let me help you paste the link .

https://www.nairaland.com/3380128/family-diaries

Tocheagle:
Only a fool that says there is no God. I just went through your profile, you have not been to an airport, you live in okokomiko. Please do not edit or change your profile, let me world see how fake you are. It is people like you who deny such existence that are conc native doctors. Okokomiko professor

Tocheagle:
Don't mind him, he is not a foreigner, na okokomiko the guy dey stay. Fake NAIRALANDERS everywhere

NNNIIIIIGGGGGEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSS. Make una come see wetin i de talk about ooooooooo. Kai. Na suffer do sombori like this? Go school una no go go. Learn to use una heard una no go gree. Because i put okokomaiko for my profile mean say i de live for okokomaiko. Do you know why i do that? Because of fools like you. Dem go say i de form. Now, it is very easy to fix it. That is if you want. I've done it before. I will take some real time photos, and post them here. You'd be embarrassed and you'll quickly change the topic to something else. Like i said, it's happened before. Do you want us to do the dance or no?

madone:
now u re making sense to me . There are realities son apart from the motivational moral busting talks u get from ur superior officers .if u have the Nigerian blood in you u re never different. There are some of us in Nigeria who attend meetings in France on daily bases and we live in Nigeria.

Loooooooooooool. On a daily basis and you still think like someone from the stone age. Ok. Tell us another one.

madone:
oooo soo u go dey Iraqi or Afghanistan dey fight na. You no no any other thing about from what they tell u.my guy soldier boy witches dey US army eh. U are talking as a soldier and I talking to you as a spiritual man. We reach where ur guns can reach.we see in the dark as if its day. U don't know till u re there.

The mind of a nigerian is the the scariest thing on the planet. Smh.

madone:
becos ur paper no complete.soo u think you the only one that have lived Abroad . Lol u such a spoilt pikin. Wetin u wan talk my guy its all over the news.

But I be soja na. At least by now I for don see one. Una mumu die for that country I swear. Witch for US army. Loooooooooooool.