₦airaland Forum

budosky:
And that's all? Is that what you did last year?
If yes, are you now a "Multimillionaire" as you said? Awaiting your honest reply @OP

Lol. I thought the same thing too. I don't know about being a millionaire but, if you want to be very successful, be the subject matter expert at whatever you do. One has to try to be indispensable. Works every time. But he's right in one thing though. Prayers won't do shiit for anyone. In fact it will hold you back.

fortune1968:
I wonder o .Their hate will kill them .As if they have not heard of how clueless Jona squandered the nation wealth.

My line of thinking is this. It's been what? Half a century of existence and Nigerians can't boast of one decent leader. How is that possible? If we are going to use the rules of probability at least by now it should have happened. Mathmatically, a country which has been in existence for 50 years should have had one good leader. What does this tell us. It tells us that the problem is not Nigeria's leaders but it's citizens. Below is a hypothetical conversation i had with a Nairalander who was blaming his woes on Buhari;

Bollinger:
It was a trap to lure you in. Now i'm going to ask you a series of questions and i'm going to answer them for you.

Me: Why did Nigerians vote for Buhari?

You: Because he promised us many things.

Me: Did you ask him how he was going to do the things he promised?

You: No, but he promised.

Me: Really? Ok. Another question. Why do you all keep voting terrible people to lead you?

You: Silence. . . . . . . . . . .

Guy, the problem is not Buhari. The problem is you. Is Buhari the first Leader in Nigeria? You lot keep supporting corrupt and incompetent individuals to represent you and laughably turn around to complain when they fail you. How ironic is that?

Vado:
We told them on this same forum expecting that his antecedents should be enough to dissuade any right thinking person that this nomad was no good to steer the affairs of this nation. Sadly, even educated illiterates got sold this dummy. He failed in '84 when he had totalitarian powers and ya'll felt he'd perform in a democratic dispensation? The joke is on you all.

So, how is Nigeria's failures buhari's fault?

Arielle:
One million likes. Just look at them going at each other. Over HISTORY. And history, as we know, is kinder to the narrator. In other words, his story will favour him. Neither side has any archaeological evidence to back up their claims. Etymological, maybe, but they can't even agree on that! The bible is not archaeology neither is the qu'ran. And we keep killing each other.

Abi ooooo. But you are blowing too much grammar for these people . Haven't you heard? Religion favors the unenlightened and uneducated. Which is why it is so easy to hood wink them.

analize701:
Satan came not, but, to steal, to kill and to destroy.

Actually, you got it all wrong. Religion came not, but, to steal, to kill and to destroy. Take Religion out of the equation, sprinkle in some common sense and the world will be a safer place to live in.

Favbolu:
What the name of the app?

It's called Lookout

Last guy who stole my phone lived to regret it. I always have the Lookout app on any phone i use. One nice feature it has among others is the ability to take a picture of a thief's face. All you have to do to retrieve it is log in to your google account to access it. The cops just strolled to the thief's place using the location device and it was easy to identify him since they had his picture. Turned out to be a 14 year old kid. Team Android for life.

coolzeal:
All bullying is a form of abuse. Bullying is wrong because it demeans someone else, makes the victim feel powerless and scared. Cyber bullying is just as damaging as any other type of bullying. My two cents.

When it involves a celebrity who deliberately puts his/her personal business out there for everyone to see then it is not cyber bullying. It is the cost of doing business. Only a fool lets everyone know all personal details about themselves. It is akin to a man who deliberately leaves his house unsecured and turns around to complain when his house is burgled.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]yes.[/color]

Thought so. Until you blind someone with your color combination.

I have to stop responding to brain dead people on NL.

You see. Morality is relative. Curious that no comment about how the women are sluts. Lol. Nigerians.

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]i love this thread [/color]

Wait, is that you cheesy puff?

Seahawk:
He’s like “of course” “but who’s sending you music?”

Loooooooooooool.

Seahawk:
See mr. perfect o

Always proud of you.

Yea I do remember this one. I clicked on the link and my husband dashed into the room like “who’s playing my song?”

Now that's the funniest thing i heard all week. For some weird reason, the older i'm getting the more i crave nostalgic memories. I hear it's a common phenomenon amongst old people . You are one lucky maiden. You must have married a man with taste for him to appreciate good music. Extend my regards.

p.s Ask him if he remembers this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suje-CpbmZw

lilmax:
exactly... you need a man

he talked you out of it because you don't have brain to think of yourself, you are still a kid to crown it all, he guides you from making wrong decisions na

see as you dey do aproko like woman sef, you just dey tell me your family matter

confirm woman .....so what did your husband stopped you from doing again?


so what do your sons do? girls brigade? super falcons?

Lol. You are probably 12 years old. Smh. Again that is what spouses do. Guide and complement themselves. Meanwhile, i didn't buy the spyder. Guess what i bought in it's place. A 2003 boxster. Sweet ride. You should get one. Oops. You are unemployed. Sorry.

lilmax:
you are every man's dream?

as for the middle finger, the same finger he uses to finger your brain out so you'll ask him for directions in your life because you can't make good decisions? no thanks....

now I know where your problem started ...you're brainless

Loooooooool. You got that right. Every woman's dream. She also controls my impulses. Makes sure it doesn't go haywire. Last month I wanted a new toy and almost bought a spyder 2017. She talked me out it. "Do we really need it?" She said. That's a spouse right. What did you significant other help you with. I'm pretty sure she hid the last garri in the house make you no finish am. . That's your best and most important possession.

majamajic:
hmmmm

she didn't deny it

Are you sure you read her response? Not until she starts shouting "I no be ashawo" in pidgin na.

lilmax:
grownup woman who can't take decisions without guidelines

I know your boss holds your hand everytime so you won't feel alone

your weakness is irritating, wetin you cook sef?

Lol. I'm every woman's dream. A spouse that complements them. Oh by the way, we are at the grocery store doing some shopping and I relayed your message so she asked me to give the middle finger. Like it?

lilmax:
are you wet already?

how's your husband pounding you? it's a good thing you married the right man though

but tell your husband to teach his children how to be a man, the point to get married, teach them how to manage finances ....so they won't be in the position of being a wife just like you did

your husband deserves awards too ....

Lol. That's what a hungry child would say. Have you eaten today? Phuck am I saying? To eat you need a job don't you?

lilmax:
your wife taught you how to be a man

you be woman before, no be your fault

You got that right. Her ambitions set me on the path to success. She makes sure I don't make rash decisions. Which is what a spouse is supposed to do. Now I'm successful. I know your highest ambitions is to find what to eat on a daily basis so you won't understand .

Edonojie007:
Because Of Kids..
And Who Told You To Marry A Child Instead Of A Woman?
Make I No Just Talk.

Comprehension is your problem . I know you guys are used to marrying kids but where I'm from we dont.

lilmax:
your wife told you to hold on on marriage, and you say women are supposed to be the ones planning.... are you supposed to propose without having money to take care of your family before?

what kind of crappy comment is this?

I had my own place, a car and a job. To me, that was enough to settle down. But because of kids like i said, she wanted to wait. Now your mumu brain wouldn't be able to understand this but if you try hard enough you will .

cerowo:
Very easy.
Go find your other half, it's obvious she wasn't meant for him.
He should be grateful

Wrong answer. It depends on the reason why she said no. Remember, women are supposed to be the ones who do the planning. My wife said no the first time because she knew i wasn't ready financially to take care of a family. She wanted us to wait so that there is no risk of babies being made. That motivated me to get my act together. It's been almost 20 years now.

emmie14:
Your traps rather catch you.

Actually it got you quite well. You know how i know? You have not debunked comment with anything coherent or tangible.

9jakohai:
Which is why we should fight corruption....but some Nigerians see tribe and religion and put roadblocks to the process.

Now we are on the same page. Anything else will be like fetching water with a basket.

emmie14:
As the minister of petroleum who successfully removed fuel subsidies, pushed pump price from 86/87naira to 143/145 naira still people are in queue since 1st week in December. He promised to change bad leadership of pdp.

It was a trap to lure you in. Now i'm going to ask you a series of questions and i'm going to answer them for you.

Me: Why did Nigerians vote for Buhari?

You: Because he promised us many things.

Me: Did you ask him how he was going to do the things he promised?

You: No, but he promised.

Me: Really? Ok. Another question. Why do you all keep voting terrible people to lead you?

You: Silence. . . . . . . . . . .

Guy, the problem is not Buhari. The problem is you. Is Buhari the first Leader in Nigeria? You lot keep supporting corrupt and incompetent individuals to represent you and laughably turn around to complain when they fail you. How ironic is that?

9jakohai:
And in response...here is a cold fact...

We need oil at $139 per barrel to run a balanced budget.



Sauce

Either we take another fat loan to subsidize fuel.....or we wake up and realize that we are a poor nation whose case is made worse by corruption.

Here are the real facts. No nation, absolutely none can live, survive or grow at the level of corruption like what exists in Nigeria. Nigerians don't fully understand the depths of how much it has destroyed and continue to destroy the country. It's not just material but psychological as well. There can never be worthwhile policies emanating from these levels of corruption. No matter how good intentioned they may be.

Nigerians were blaming Buhari for their woes. Weird as phuck.

emmie14:
Buhari you are wicked. You deserve everything that may occur to you. My car was smashed in fuel station yesterday. Jesus Christ have told you he is the Lord. I might have sound unchristian but honestly let it be. You Are the petroleum minister. Do something. Nigerians are practically suffering. That is the realities on ground. Do something. Whether Na Good Luck or ibb or obasanjo cause am change it. You can appoint dead man as a colleague in the land of the living. As a magical president resurrect the economy of this land. Honestly am not praying for your family

How exactly is it Buhari's fault?

9jakohai:
Then NNPC....get the President to DEREGULATE the downstream sector.

That's right....DEREGULATE......

Saves money, brings in more investment, makes the industry more profitable....PROVIDES MORE JOBS.

Stop this subsidy and price control story.....DEREGULATE!

Deregulation in 1993, in 2006, 2012, 2016, and today.

The problem with your argument is, Nigeria is an oil producing country. There is no freaking way Nigerians should paying as much as a country that does not have oil. It makes no sense. It is akin to a farmer who has thousands of tubers of yam and decides to go to the market to go buy the same yam he has. Does that make sense to you. That being said, the reason all facets of like life in Nigeria has stalled is because of how corrupt it's people are. Deregulate all you want but if that doesn't change more woes will definitely befall the country. Even the the US subsidises gas prices how much more Nigerians that actually needs it.

HeyCorleone:
The trick about make up is before they start, the artist makes you look uglier than normal, and takes a photo, then beats your face, and take a photo.

It's kinda hard to do. My wife is a makeup artist and being with her this long i know a thing or two. That picture is real. It is extrmely hard to replicate acne. It's possible if you at the level of hollywood standards and expensive to replicate. Think about it; look at nollywood movies. You will always catch horrible makeups.

Hafsat24:
Oh now I get ..what a good way to appease wifey..you did really well and truly deserve the reward

Hehehehehehehehehe.