₦airaland Forum

dominique:
I don't know why you are so pained, because I stated the obvious? Nigerian sheeple only enrich pastors but south African sheeple not only enrich pastors but do crazy stuff like eat grass, drink insecticide and lie on the ground for pastor to walk all over them. If that's not the definition of brain dead gullible sheep, I don't know what is. Yes we have our problems, that doesn't mean we can't and won't digress and discuss other stuff when the topic arises . Nothing you can do about it.

That's about the most idiotic thing i have ever heard. You are still doing it. You know you are phucked but you'd rather rather focus on someone else who's phucked up. Smh. How 'bout you remove that log in your eyes before trying to do surgery on someone who has a pebble in theirs?

marvin902:
aint you tired of being stupid
when your done you can get off my mention..
useless atheist

How are you today? I hope you are doing good. What is more s.tupid than a man who gives his hard earned income to fraudsters in the hopes that it will double in the near future? That is not only re.tarded, it's dangerous as well. That kind of person will do anything to make money. Anyway have the best day today.

marvin902:
this your statement speaks alot..
your either an atheist or a Muslim..
buh i think i already know the dustbin you fall into
so am not surprised..
buh no need exchanging words with a useless nobody..

Hi, You've been really mean to me so far. All i've been trying to do is help you and all i get are insults. Of course i'm an atheist. I am not as dumb as you. My god is math, probability, statistics and most importantly, common sense. I can teach you to invest all that donations into a mutual fund that will grow your funds and in 20 years you'd have a healthy nest egg. You see, i am not lazy. I don't hope someone else will make my dreams come through. I go out there to make it come true. You lot are too phucking slow to understand it. Anyway, i hope you have an awesome week. Cheers.

dominique:
It can only be South Africa, the country with the highest number of sheeples. He even charged them 10rands gate fee plus plenty offering during the program. Ride on billionaire pastor, the ministry will continue to grow as long as the people remain gullible

SA's population is 55 mil. Nigeria is close to 200 mil. Let's say half of SA's and Nigeria's population are sheeples as you say, that would mean the sheeple in SA are 27.5 mil and Nigeria is at 100 mil. How you found a way to make it a South African problem is impressive. Nigeria obviously has a bigger problem of brain dead people believing in an imaginary god but you guys won't pay attention to your problem. You'd rather seek out someone else's and focus on that. Makes you feel better. Smh

marvin902:
am only aggressive when a useless nobody like your boss hes followers like you..
tries shoving a stupid ideology down our throat
face your life
slowpoke

Accept my apologies. I'm sorry if i offended you but i was just trying to understand how a bible thumping mo.ron thinks. I'm starting to understand. It's sad but i think i understand now. You have an awesome thursday.

Ickes:
SHAME TO ALL THE LEADERS OF THIS COUNTRY. SHAME TO THEM. THEY ALL HAVE LOST SENSE OF TOUCH AND REASONING.
IF NOT THAT THEY ARE INVOLVED IN EVIL ACTIVITIES THEMSELVES, BY NOW ALL THESE COULD'VE BE DRASTICALLY REDUCED. THEY LIVE BY EVIL. POSTERITY WILL JUDGE THEM ALL. SHAME ON THEM

And Nigerians will still get in long lines to vote again for these same leaders you are cursing. So, do you see the problem in Nigeria? Your leaders are not the problem. The citizens are.

dunkem21:
So, you now agree with FFK.

Mtchew

Do Nigerians need FFK to talk before you know what is right or wrong? You shouldn't even need him to talk on your behalf because is also part your problem in Nigeria. The northern cattle menace is not your only problem in Nigeria. There are other dire issues which FFK had a hand in creating, so just because you see eye to eye on this issue does not mean anything.

BullBearMkt:
...wondering why planning to sell EURCAD when it's finding a bottom

You are right. The bottom is at 14821 .

Sell EUR/CAD @15065. TP 14821. SL 15111.

Lol. Most people here do not understand what a business plan is?

uvie66:
Anywhere in the world I don't think such a thing will happen, when it comes to issue of money people are always on their guard, be it Nigeria, Germany, USA, or Timbuktu. Why didn't she collect the money first, make sure it is not counterfeit and that it is the correct amount, then she can go ahead and help.

Did i not just say that crimes happen everywhere in the world? I am not interested in if it happened in Nigeria or not. I am more interested in the reactions of it's citizens. Because of the environment you live, you assume it could never happen. Just like from your experience in Nigeria, it would be insane to be outside at 2 in the morning just going for a jog. That might sound insane to you but in many many countries, it is absolutely normal. Castigating the woman only perpetuates the distrust you have amongst yourselves. I can't believe i am explaining this. Smh.

marvin902:
really...
I still don't know why drinking panadol for someone else headache..
it ain't your money

Aggressive again. Let me respond with my initial post:

Bollinger:
It is not about you. If it were only you no problem, but we are talking about more than half the population believing that giving a pastor/fraudster your salary makes sense. Do you know how dangerous that is? A society is only allowed a certain percentage of insanity. When the number of insane people outnumber that of the sane ones, then that country is phucked. That is the problem in Nigeria. The number of insane, corrupt people outnumber that of the people who are normal. That is why the world looks at Nigeria as a corrupt nation. Obviously not everyone is corrupt but because of the ratio they look at everyone as corrupt. You think in the US people don't believe that giving their pastors their hard earned income is the right thing to do? But the number of people who think like that is significantly small compared to people who think with their heads on right. The normal ones help balance the equation. So whatever social and and economic damage these lunatics cause, the sane ones help repair.

Sage7:
This clearly has nothing to do with Nigeria. exhibiting kindness does not warrant stupidity.

My pain is, why follow a stranger?? She could have been kidnapped. Collect your deutsch, do the transfer..shikena!

Actually it does. You don't get it. Yes she made a mistake but the interesting thing is how quickly you were to ridiculing her. The first thought of a normal person is sympathy. Just read through the thread and you'll see a pattern. Nigerians don't expect anything good from their fellow countrymen hence the reason they are always on guard. A society can never survive like that. There is no community in Nigeria. It's every man for himself. Shiit like this will never happen in a country like Germany. I am not talking about the crime but the response. It's citizens don't go about condemning a victim for an act of kindness. They get angry at the crime. Not the victim. Crime happens everywhere in the world but what matters is the reactions of citizens to said crime. Nigerians, which way na?

Sage7:
Oh my gawd!

To slap that girl dey hungry me, ah Ahn!

Lol. And this is why Nigeria is doomed. You are blaming the girl. Ok. How does an act of kindness deserve ridicule? At this rate there will be no more compassionate human beings left in Nigeria. Yes she erred, but do you have to ridicule her? Nigeria is the scariest place on earth to reside in. Everyone is a "sharp guy". Everyone has this shifty look all the time. Everyone is always looking over their shoulders. Normal people don't live like this. Unfreaking believable.

Sage7:
Oh my gawd!

To slap that girl dey hungry me, ah Ahn!

Lol. And this is why Nigeria is doomed. You are blaming the girl. Ok. How does an act of kindness deserve ridicule? At this rate there will be no more compassionate human beings left in Nigeria. Yes she erred, but do you have to ridicule her? Nigeria is the scariest place on earth to reside in. Everyone is a "sharp guy". Everyone has this shifty look all the time. Everyone is always looking over their shoulders. Normal people don't live like this. Unfreaking believable.

Histrings08:
Pfft... They're not giving it to the pastor buh to God... That's where daddy freeze is getting it wrong..

Every con artist has a carrot to suck you in. Giving your funds to an imaginary god in the hopes that it will double in near future is not only re.tarded but dangerous. That kind of person can and will do anything to succeed.

marvin902:
re.tarded wow how dumb..
like I said before I ain't surprised your boss is a useless nobody I don't expect anything less from he's minions.
buh please stop trying to shove your poisonous ideology down our throat's..
is not by force to be a useless puppet like you guy's.
and is a little bit funny how your talking about investment..
F.Y.I I can choose not to lift my fingers in the next three year's I promise you my account won't shake

Ok. . I really am sorry for the misunderstanding but it's really very hard to envision a person with your mentality not lifting a finger in 3 years and not die of hunger within the first day. How will you survive after you've donated all your funds to fraudsters? Well, i'm only trying to help. Again, sorry for the misunderstanding.

marvin902:
yada yada yada..
dude I don't have the strength to Read your stories..
buh my guess is what's up there is probably the dumbest thing have ever heard in my life..
well won't be surprised the one you follow is a useless nobody what do I expect from he's follower's
garbage in garbage out

I really don't know why you are so aggressive. I am only stressing how re.tarded you are for giving away your hard earned income to fraudster for sake of future gains, when you can invest it in something like an IRA or multiple portfolios, and get guaranteed income when you retire. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

marvin902:
the only dumb useless wanna be..
I can see here is you and freeze.
that just want shove your useless principles down our throat.
na by force self wetin

Again i apologize if i offended you. It's just that, mentally corrupt lazy people like you who actually think that by giving away your hard earned income to fraudsters will somehow make you comfortable in the long run signifies you need re education. It boggles the mind as to why you bothered to get an education in the first place. Seems like a waste of time and resource to me. Might has well had gone to a seminary school. This is what is difficult for us to understand. Again i'm sorry if i offended you.

Seahawk:
I was banned for insulting a rapist mofo

I’m fine. Just here.

Wait, what? Banned? You? Dem no de fear? Anyway, welcome to the club of multiplicity . You have an awesome New Year bro.

marvin902:
oga shut up your mouth..
i only just decided to read a little of this your story..
and i started having headache..
if you don't like paying tithes,or giving money to the church..
stay your lane..
nobody asked you to be nelson Mandela....
stop drinking panadol for peoples headache
don't you have a life to leave self

I apologize. I only wanted to explain why people think you are dumb as phuck. Like i said before; this is the root of your problem as a people. Everything is about you and never about the big picture. Anyway, it won't happen again.

marvin902:
really..
for my own money again...
well this hardly convinced me not to talk of confusing me to stop..
try again later..
useless nobody...

That is not the problem. It is not about you. If it were only you no problem, but we are talking about more than half the population believing that giving a pastor/fraudster your salary makes sense. Do you know how dangerous that is? A society is only allowed a certain percentage of insanity. When the number of insane people outnumber that of the sane ones, then that country is phucked. That is the problem in Nigeria. The number of insane, corrupt people outnumber that of the people who are normal. That is why the world looks at Nigeria as a corrupt nation. Obviously not everyone is corrupt but because of the ratio they look at everyone as corrupt. You think in the US people don't believe that giving their pastors their hard earned income is the right thing to do? But the number of people who think like that is significantly small compared to people who think with their heads on right. The normal ones help balance the equation. So whatever social and and economic damage these lunatics cause, the sane ones help repair.

Tocheagle:
https://getalife.com/pissoff

You are just wicked. You know i need this janitor job na. How will i maintain my house, cars, toys, etc? It's not fair oooooo. A whole MMM manager cannot even hep sombori. Diarisgod ooooooo .

RayOB1:
Seeing ur one track mind on display here, I accept it's a challenge to grow up as a Nigerian...

So ur pastors tell u not to take out insurance policy on your cars? Or pastors don't take out insurance policies on their assets?
Ur pastors tell u not to go for yearly check ups? Or they don't engage in exercise?
They only rely on the blood of Jesus? Mehn, pls receive this sense now....it's free!
Pastors don't take life assurance policies?
Who are these ignorant pastors that trained u pls? I have come across several pastors and not once have I heard any of them mention any of the absurdities you just wrote here.... I mean, it is entirely your fault that you chose to go and submit urself to these people for religious knowledge, u can't blame anyone for your poor judgement!
Pls check out the MDs of some of the leading insurance firms in Nigeria, see they are pastors and correct ur ignorance by urself...

So we should clap for u for planning for your family? That's ur overriding selling point for being an atheist? It's very consistent with d culture of celebrating mediocrity in Nigeria to praise urself as being exceptionally enlightened (by virtue of being an atheist) for doing something even illiterate farmers do!

Religious people wish for good things to happen, but atheists go out there and make it happen? I don't see any atheist as a governor or president or MD of any industry-leading firm in Nigeria...you know the people I see as atheists?

Frustrated divorcees with flailing media careers based on presenting a parody of "British English" to gullible youths
Sexual perverts who see the conservative religious nature of Nigerians as a deterrent to their self actualization
Privileged children of the old ruling class, who want to divert public angst away from their parents' corrupt practices, so they point the finger at religious leaders
Bitter youths angrily railing at a system that (in their twisted sense of entitlement) has failed them while their mates keep advancing their careers, they continue ranting on social media.

In short, u "atheist" guys are the dredges of humanity in Nigeria....if anything, that should tell u that seeing as even Nigerian atheists are mediocrities in contrast to their counterparts in other countries/developed economies, the problem is not with religion, but being a Nigerian!

I just wake up. Now i get your time. Are you going to do this the right way or are you going to be spewing rubbish just because you want to win an argument? Bros mumu, you and i know your fairy tale god is your insurance. How many of you lot have ever heard the word "insurance" or have it for that matter? Are you trying to tell me that on a sunday, the mass horde driving to your brainwashed churches have insurance in their car, or have medical insurance or home insurance or life insurance? You mofos fall on your knees to pray precisely because you have nothing to fall back on in the event of an emergency. Come on man. Be real with yourself na. So, you are saying being president and governor is your definition of "making it happen". I am not surprised though. That is the pinnacle of success for most of you in Nigeria. Governor . Really? Sane people in sane countries want to be the next Nathan Blecharczyk, Evan Spiegel, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, etc. This is the point. That is why guys flood churches. For financial wealth. Not because of some imaginary paradise. Guy, if not for people who were brave to shun your lunatic teachings, humanity would still be in the dark ages. Guy, the computer you are typing on, it's innovation is from a Gay man. I dare to stop using a computer. You mofos used to burn female doctors calling them witches. Galileo was almost executed for claiming would one day fly. Bros, religion is a tool used by greedy, sexually repressed fraudsters to enrich themselves and keep you in bondage. All because you are lazy and can't think for yourselves, you buy into it hook line and sinker. Guy, this is 2018. I pray you receive the sense of math, probability, statistic, ratios, and common sense this year because these are all what you need to succeed in life. You just need to apply them into your daily routine and your life will be so easy. I doubt it though. You are too far gone that i don't think there can ever be hope for you. Oya, get down on knees and start praying.

Tocheagle:
And being a toilet washer in a security outfit is ? Grow up and #GetArealLife

I told you. Send me the link for the application. Who wouldn't want to work in the MMM sector ?

Tocheagle:
What people are you talking about, so you have now become a celebrity on nairaland, stop letting people augment your ego, #GetArealLife and quit being foolish.

I'm actually not the reason they are laughing at you. You comments are. Being the MD of an MMM outlet is not a job nor is it a source of income

RayOB1:
Well done Sir...

U sound like an intellectual...

Keep relying on that intellect pls.... A time of reckoning will come soon enough...

When intellect fails, and u have nothing to fall back on, then other intellectuals like u who have not yet reached ur level of challenge will start using big English to describe u... serious English like: multiple personality disorder, post traumatic stress syndrome, schizophrenia

SMH...Urbane slavery!

Look at who calling another person a slave. The guy completely dependent on a fairy tale book and that can't think unless another human being tells him what and how to think . For some weird reason, you believe that bad things shouldn't happen. Guy, it is as normal as breathing. There is nothing we can do about it. But, that being said, what you can do is plan for the worst before those bad things do happen. It's called risk mitigation. For example, when you said my village people will deal with me, i had already thought about that and the best way to mitigate that risk is not to go anywhere near a dangerous country. simple. I have a house, a bike and two cars. Guess what i don't do? I don't fall on my knees praying that a tornado doesn't blow my house away or that i don't have an accident. What i do though is buy insurance to make sure that if those bad things do happen, i am covered and anything lost can be replaced. I am covered by my insurance company and you are covered by the blood of your jesus. Let's see who actually delivers. Another thing i don't do is pray for good health. What i do is go for yearly check ups. I also make sure i do exercises every single day. And if for some reason i drop dead, my insurance will take care of my family when i'm gone. You see how the mind of an atheist works? We are realists and very practical. You wish for a better life but we go out there and actually make it happen. I don't cower on my knees praying bad things don't happen. I expect them to happen and then plan accordingly for ways to ensure the impact of those bad things are minimal. Key word here is plan. Which is what bible thumpers don't understand. You should try it sometime.

Seahawk:
Lol. It’s me
C.C (I don’t want to advertise this alternate account too much)

Why is everyone calling me bro?

What. . . . .the. . . . .hell? I don't know if you can see that the mouth of my fingers are open in surprise and awe. OMG. I was starting to get pissed at you for not responding to my #'s and CCs. Oh thank the stars you are safe. I actually thought to myself, "did this person actually go to that lunatic of a country for xmas"? How have you been? It's awesome hearing from you i swear. Where you at though? Bro . There's something very manly about "Seahawk". Didn't know you rolled that way .

Seahawk:
I like those 30 days plus leaves mehn.
So much time to travel and do stuff
We canceled our Canada trip last minute because we just couldn’t fit it into the short break.

But 30 days? You go and come back and still have weeks to relax. Lesson learned for this year’s summer holidays

Imma go ahead and crash. Goodnight.

Nice talking to you bro. I think i'm going to do the same. Gaddemit, it's already 1:25. Have a good night.

Tocheagle:
hahaha okokomiko prince, if only you will use Google to know the difference . Get a REAL life

Lol. You still harping on that? You do realize people are laughing at you right? Just because you are the general manager in an MMM network marketing agency doesn't mean you have to exhibit you s.tupidity na

Tocheagle:
, bros you're the one that needs it. Get a REAL life and stop faking it.

Fake how? I am where i say i am. I do what i say i do. Isn't that better than being employed in MMM network marketing?

Seahawk:
Ugh same here. I did a few fun things but the holidays were over too quickly. Reality calls

Which is why i hardly ever take leave. I'd rather rough it out at work. Don't wanna get complacent. Every year by holiday season, i would have 30 days of unused leave. Can you imagine taking 30 days leave? I'd be fat as phuck by the last day.