₦airaland Forum

madone:
my guy its either u re a wanna be or you re just naive cos even during Obama term as president of America. Witches were recruited into the us army. There are school of witchcraft in the US. No dey talk weti u no no. Cos even ur papa for Nigeria here know say witchcraft dey well. There is voodooo everywhere my guy

If I tok now dem go say I don start. Why now? Why una be like this? Witches in the army. Ok. Why I never jam anyone of them na?

If i were president, i would invoke martial law and suspend the constitution. I would ensure all arms of the security agencies are put through psychological and mental rehabilitation and anyone not fit for service or duty is fired. Then i would look into the welfare of the ones that are fit and qualified and ensure that their working conditions are at par with what exists internationally. I will then let them know that any whiff of corruption from them will result in them being fired and jailed. You must be wondering why the focus on security agencies? Well, after all that is done, i am going to release them into the society and forcibly make Nigerians do the right thing. I will make sure every single citizen has access to what the laws of the land are so there is no confusion. Then i'm going to use them to round up all the old corrupt politicians and do exactly what Rawlings did in Ghana. I will then pay special attention to the new generation being born so that their parents don't corrupt them. I will spend trillions to ensure that they get the best education and very minimal contact with their parents. I will do it the way the US does it. Make sure that every child is in school everyday and any child seen roaming the streets and the parent would pay for it dearly. I Know it will take decades to change the social psychology of the society but we have to start somewhere.

#Cococandy

OrestesDante:


∆ So far it's Buhari the worse shouldn't be a surprise... Let Nigerians just keep enduring till 2019...
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What the OP typed was gotten from Nigeria's history. He just copied and pasted the write up. It has been happening sine the 70's and it will continue to happen forever. Plus nothing will change in 2019. Don't get me wrong. Vote Buhari out as much as you want but answer me this question. Who is going to replace him? Is it not going to be another Nigerian? You best bet is to find a Namibian or Senegalese or pretty much anyone not Nigerian because the end result will be the same. Until you guys are honest with yourselves and tackle the real issue, bros, it's only going to get worse.

thorpido:
Monitor lizard.
People can so eat crap.

Actually it's not crap. You'd be surprised what is considered edible. The chinese eat practically everything and they live the longest. But, it has to be in line with your culture. And that is the problem in Nigeria today. What most people are consuming these day is not based on what was handed down through generations but because of hunger and desperation and it's sad.

dannypaul:
do u know Apostle Paul used aprons to perform miracles, do u also know Jesus used his saliva and soil to heal a blind man too? God can move through any medium!!
p. s: I'm not affirming or negating the authenticity of the pastor!! I leave that to God!!

That's the problem. You believe that there is a god so you might as well believe the pastor called him on his cell phone. Who's to say he didn't? If your god can walk on water and make blind people see with saliva, then he can as well receive a phone call and respond to it. It is line with all the miracles he has put his seal of approval on.

Leonbonapart:
These are people that ought to put forth their voice to fight terrorism but all they do is women and alcohol. If I dance to any of Nigeria musician songs then am insane.... Rubbish gabberish and rubbish

Did you say terrorism? How? E be soldier? If you had said illiteracy, abortion, jungle justice, bribery and corruption, littering, looting, rape, spousal abuse, etc, i for support you but how celebrity wan fight terrorism?

dannypaul:
see bro, in life, the presence of FAKE shouldn't take anything away from the reality of the TRUTH!! if there's a fake then there's surely an original. Every occupation have the quacks as well as the professionals so it shouldn't b different when it come to Christianity.
just ask God for the spirit of discernment so as to know who is true!!
don't generalize Everyman of God as fake!!

may God open ur eyes of understanding!!!

I'm sure if your pastor gave you a prayer handkerchief you wouldn't have a problem with it right?

GOFRONT:
Gullibility is on the high rise like fuel price.....

But wait o.....If we cant beleive our pastors again, whoelse do we beleive??

The funny thing is there is no difference between this pastor, TB joshua, chris, oyedepo, and co. The only difference is the presentation and finesse. Haven't you heard of prayer handkerchiefs these pastors distribute to their members. How is this more absurd than that?

KushyKush:
He literally "spoke to God" lol...these are the people I share a country with.

You ain't seen nothing yet. There is a thread on the FP about "pussyy handkerchiefs" and how they use it to lure women into money making rituals.

Tocheagle:
Yes we are not the same, I pray never to be naive like you. Enjoy your stay in libya, hope you are not auctioned soon

And that is the crux of all your problems. Religion. Religion mass produces mass insanity as evidenced on this thread. Bros, i don't pray. I observe, acquire knowledge, learn and improve myself. It is because you are constantly on your knees praying, you miss the big picture. I on the other hand am on my feet improving and expanding myself. "pussyy handkerchief" . I still can't get over how hilarious this shiiit is.

Tocheagle:
when you say you , you are also included cos you are one of us. I believe in choosing my own path in life, but it would amount to self deception if you believe such things don't exist here or abroad. The whole world is phuckked, that's why it's all gonna end someday. Don't bury your head in the sand like an ostrich and hope everything is fine

My passport says otherwise . Plus, the trend of this conversation clearly proves that you and i are not the same and i can never be part of horrendous thoughts and actions. And yes, the world may end one day but we are in the present. Just because it may end some time in the unforeseen future does not mean you guys should act like animals today.

madone:
guy what re u saying sef. U stay for white man land u never hear about witchcraft? Then am very sure u have been hiding from cave to cave cos ur papers at not complete. Sorcery is real my nigga and witchcraft dey any white man land. U talk about France, London,Rome this are headquarters of high ranking sorcery and witchcraft.

Smh. Read, understand and comprehend. Of course i've heard of witches and wizards over here but guess where? In history and fairy tale books.
They had a history of thinking the way you do now. The most notable one was the salem witch trials. They learnt from it and moved on. This was like 200 years ago. Again i say, 200 years ago. Do you know what would happen to most of you who think like this if you lived here? I swear they'll lock you up in an asylum and throw away the keys. Do you know how dangerous it is to live amongst people like you? Do you know the level of paranoia that exists in that phucked up society? You can wake up one morning, have a boil on your forehead, decide that it was caused by the lady in the opposite flat because of the way she looked at you yesterday and immediately label her a witch. There's nothing more dangerous than a group of s.tupid people grouped together. You never know the terrible things they are thinking up and what they can do at anytime. What a people. Smh

Nogodye:
We also need restructuring of people.

Gbam. That is exactly what Nigeria needs for it's citizens to have a future. Both mental and psychological. Urgently.

Codedone:
I hope you don't go through it all not knowing wassup, and you get to find out what is really happening.

Guy, i don't think you understand. You think i don't know that there are crazy evil people out there who still believe that they can fly at night and will do anything to make their insanity a reality? I do. Just because you are insane does not mean i have to participate in your insanity. This is why i stay far far away from you people.

Tocheagle:
. The problem with guys like you is that you go to the US or UK and start to behave as if you are advanced than the people over there. Guys like you spend just 1 week in Dubai and come home with Australian accent. May be if you overhaul your own thinking first, you should contribute more to this change you are talking about, not forming professor on nairaland

That's not the problem. The "problem" is we are opportuned to experience normalcy. We are not burgled down with the distractions of an insane society where the occult rules their lives so we have no choice but to look down on people who do. And i don't think you understand the predicament you are in as a people. You people are royally and completely phucked. You have no future. You just don't know it yet. How do you change a people who still believe in "pussyy handkerchief". How?

BlueSwede:
Lwkm...Even my Nokia torchlight homescreen beta pass this one.

Ok. But i assumed the topic is about what is on your home screen? And if your nokia torchlight can beat a Note 4's screen then i bow for Nokia torchlight.

OmaniPadmeHum:
Haha.. Don't mind me..

Looking to make mischief here..

Wait.. A week? Na 10,000 mAh battery?

Yup.

OmaniPadmeHum:
Why is your Bluetooth on?

You'll drain your battery.

Turn it off.

My battery runs for a week before i charge it. Plus i need it to run devices in my home.

Tocheagle:
I guess you went over there to do cleaning, it's very clear you are living in denial, Do you want to hear about people over there doing such things, visit YouTube. If you claim to be enlightened, instead of replying all my comments, you should have used your data to search this things and get yourself educated. We both have degrees, but the difference between you and I is that Ive got more experience in life than you. Keep growing, one day you will know

Wow. How did you know? Did the witches and wizards tell you this? Now i believe. You are just too much. . And i do not need to research what i live. Again, ask yourself, why is your society's mentality phucked up. Smh. You want a better life but still hang on to the deplorable rubbish that has kept you in bondage since forever. The change you seek is not the price of garri or fuel availability. It is the total and complete overhaul of the way you think and do business.

Can you ypu beat this?

Tocheagle:
With your own mentality, everything you know about them, was gotten from a TV program. Go and check out Rebecca brown books, you will be shocked at the amount of rituals being carried out by them. In fact go to YouTube and search for illuminati sacrifices or satanic rituals in America, YOU WILL BE ENLIGHTENED

Sorry bro. You are very mistaken. How is it possible that in the two decades i've lived here, i have yet to hear one person talk about witches and wizards? Meanwhile it is part and parcel of your very existence. Do you ever wonder why there is so much disparity in your society and ours? It is exactly because of the way you think which perpetuates the rot you live with and are accustomed to. Learn to think like a normal person living in the modern age and i promise you your life will forever change. One question; why do you guys even bother to get an education? It's seems like wasted funds to me. If i were you, i'd rather have spent the money in a village with a native doctor degree.

tosine25:
You see, As learned as you claimed to be, you find it hard to express yourself without using abusive word. Am sorry to say but you still need to educate yourself well...
Boy, if you know what I know.... You will be humble

I am very sorry. I apologize. I don't know how to relate to s.tupid people. It's may be easy for you but not for me.

Aldebaran:
You are so dumb and unappreciative

That's an oxymoron. How does one appreciate rubbish? How?

profmallor:
Hmm interesting, please open your trend and be gracious to share more from the wealth of your knowledge.

Sorry. I don't know how to open a "trend".

tosine25:
Well, if only people like you that thinks you KNOW IT ALL share such info regularly, most people will be aware.

Always appreciate little things people do and if think the info is of no use to U.... Then u can kip SILENT

I don't know it all, but i do know a lot. Why? Because i constantly thirst for legit knowledge/information and try as much as possible to stay informed. It is very hard to do which is why people like you don't do it. And i can never, will never appreciate rubbish information. That is fastest way to perpetuate ignorance like yours. Instead of you to get down on you knees and thank me for dusting away some of the ignorance scattered everywhere in your head, you are here talking trash. Continue with your ignorance

iamloyalty:
Tanks i have been trying dath on my phone but not working.

To find it depends on what kind of phone you use, how you got the picture and if you have a memory card. It can be a maze to find. If you are using an android phone, the steps are; Click "choose file" on NL, which will take you to, My Files, SD Card, DCIM, Camera, and then find the picture. That is if it is in your card memory. If it's saved on the phone memory, the steps are; My Files, Device storage, Downloads or DCIM, and then find what you saved. I know nothing about iphones. Never used 'em. Because they suck.

morethanawinner:
very good information. thanks

No it's not. Good to read but rubbish info. What he should have told you is that everything in your vehicle that needs attention is based on the amount of miles/kilometer you have driven the vehicle. After a certain number of distance driven, refer to the owners manual to know what requires servicing. The reason why you think it's good info is because you guys wait until the vehicle breaks down before giving your POV it's TLC.

1Sharon:
Lol what 'fro?

Oh my bad. Thought you had a fro once.

1Sharon:
epic

It's true na. And oh by the way, what happened to your Afro?

iamloyalty:
please How do i add pix.

Save your picture on your desktop, click reply on the thread you are in as you would when posting a comment, below the Tab "submit", you'll see another Tab called "choose file". Click on it, find whatever you want to upload on your desktop and attach it. Once that's done, you can then click submit to post what you want.

chngebeginwthme:
Sorry if i hit you really hard, We Yoruba don't care about religion when we are voting, We tolerate ourself..

GUy i no get your time jor good night..

Again, the ramblings of an insane uneducated dunce. Your history is littered with it. Even the comment you just made about an igbo man leading Nigeria proves it. Did you acquire any form of registered education at all or were you home schooled?

chngebeginwthme:
hahahah Another pained wailer, Who started the regional politics in the first place? GEJ when he started insulting the Yoruba haha..

Oga as far as Yoruba are concern no Igbo man will rule Nigeria in the next 50yrs..

Got it. Comprehension is your problem. The ability to read, digest and understand. I used your failed regional politics to point out why no region can be commended for it's politicking. You, with your comment stressed on tribal politics or don't you understand the things you write before posting them? And as far as i am concerned no igbo, hausa or yoruba man or woman should be allowed to lead a daycare class talk less of leading a nation. You all are inept, corrupt and incompetent and should not be trusted with anything. You all are better of asking a senegalese to lead you.