₦airaland Forum

izzou:


I remember the day I had an accident with my mother's car back then in secondary school. Despite the fact that I ran into a market,I didn't kill anyone. I am stil grateful to God

I remember the time I was going to Oshodi and the Holy spirit made me forget my phones and money at home. I was later robbed at Toyota busstop that day

I remember when I entered a one chance bus but God saved me and I came out without any scratch or injury

I simply can't count, but I know God is viewing this thread and I forever remain grateful to him. I will forever remain thankful to the King of Kings,the I AM THAT I AM, the God which is, which was,and which is to come, the God who sits in heaven and beholds the earth,the Almighty

May his name be praised forever and ever

oseka101:
are you referring to Nigeria jail as zoo or the whole country??

Jostico:
must we always behave abnormally

oseka101:
lolzz dude I am sure if someone does that to your own four years clueless soon u would imagine worse things

GetUmad:
Get off my mention you dolt. If you lack cognitive skills, why comprehension skills also?

ewa26:
ok fine una! ill stop posting for here, the truth is im just jealous because I know deep down i don't no how 2 cook well, thas y I caused commution but I just wants uma to no that am very sorry and all d food posted here look yummy. i wont post here again, so so so deeply sorry

ewa26:
no i live in potakot and have strong links to obod oyeeboe, and i have very high iq tanking you very much

ewa26:
well i was born in 1987 and i dont tink Nairaland wasnt around back den

let me just be insulting you in my local dialect. wandy em bumadee, ogenanabiabia, olodi.

ewa26:
mr man shut up! i dont tink you can cook, if so why so much blablablaing from you to me without even posting any pic and you want to sit in d high chair of judgement, see yourself

ewa26:
you rood fool. Common sharrap and leave me alone, let d guy enjoy my spaghetti

GetUmad:
That's a Plymouth Prowler. However, I'm more fascinated with that Pilot beside it. Just love that SUV, got nice aesthetics.

ewa26:
eh hen, someone who appreciates my good food

ok wha you do is get spragherri and vinegar, brown sugar and sauce, small ogiri just to give it pungent aroma and egg and groundnut oil ok

so, u wan to heat some groundnut oil (you can add small tomato ketchup at this stage if you want a more red jolofing colour) and wait for it to heat. then, in goes 2 broken eggs, fry fry fry until it scrambles small (not including the yolk), den put enough water to cook the pasta, then be putting your condiments. Dont forget ogiri because that adds to the authentic taste in d absenting of d crayfish (it don finish at time of making). leave to cook for 20 minutes and is done. I served mine wit agege bread ok

Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

add yours

oseka101:
Get a knife cut her Belle open remove her intestine use it to round her neck to choke her till she dies......

ewa26:
no shurupin! look at my food and tell me it doesnt look good

successmatters:
What Ojukwu saw early in the morning, Awolowo couldn't see in the afternoon.

What Nnamdi Kanu saw in the evening, some people from the south west are still arguing it till this night!

ewa26:
no my food is aesthetically impressive!! whose will you honestly pick between probs sweetcorning jolofy, dat nonsense egg and beans, oyibo English breakfasting and Salading and oyinbo breadin and MY FOOD

gflames89:
some people need the service of Ben Carson to open up their head to fix common sense. U get 400k and u still dey think of money ritual! Water don pass garri na em be dis matter name

ewa26:
no i dont

jagugu88li:
Your change of focus is the highest order . Yes....Afghans. Now you're talking.

ewa26:
hmm, nice but not better than d egg spaghetti I did

ewa26:
my food is very lovely and pleasing to the eye ok

jagugu88li:
This guy thats my country.....even though I'm not permanently base there Somalia has beautuful people with warm hearts and good cooks.

I get you though

tchidi:
Mods will not come here now o!! They will be galivanting around useless threads and flexing muscles. #oshisko

DannyJ19:
yea u are right...bt Bros na first date ohh..

TroubleMaker47:
Committing suicide in church so God would accept his soul?
Bravo! U'v just been played!

DannyJ19:
No, it makes her look dumb....





infact both the fucker and the fuckee are Dumb....

rozayx5:
live better than someone you dont know

rozayx5:
a sane person who can reason logically cannot expect the governor of ekiti to compete with a multi billion IGR


eMlmpowered Lagos state


your better off expecting Akwa Utd to beat real madrid

rozayx5:
i hope your dangote with your world class mentality


your opinion is irelevant to me

ewa26:
early morning egg spaghetti

ekanDamie:
to the person above me,

time and unforseen occurrences befall us all

they could have been in a church and still die.