bet9ja Don pay this baba oo

jaymichael:
na who know me for here?

guy I know you jorr.. no be you dey sell rat poison for road dah year.... abi you don forget??

Mosesemmy:
Am handsome

lol ....see as you resemble shekau... sorry na mistake sleep of hand

Finestbae1:
I'm the finest nairaland female.
Proud of myself.
Proudly from Ogun state

lolzzzz banana fall on you

Finestbae1:
I get tons of messages everyday. I'm sure some married me are among. Please I'm too young for such disturbances, my email gets full everyday.

Please don't message me, I'm Miss Independent and don't need any assistance.

I want you all guys to know that, Absurdity is the compulsion to go looking for meaning that simply isn't there.

I am a university graduate of Hertfordshire University, and I have a good job here in Nigeria. So those thinking every girl wants money; y'all wrong!

Thanks!

woss woss wobi Oti fa werey yo abi, I suspect you are guy hiding behind a female profile, nigger hw far na.... :-)

XhosaNostra:


It's mine, I can do whatever I want with it. Not my fault you're not creative with yours. I'd even use it to press the TV remote

lol you dare not take the sacred magic stick for granted or else........

op whalahi you no well oh, you broke and you dey find love lol lover boy, Mumu no 4get love and triple your hustle when you have money na you go they use girls dey do shakara not the other way round

chyy5:
I Think Is Right To Walk Away This Time.

The woman I so much love has been taken me for granted.
There is a guy in Malaysia that takes her time all the time.
I have tried severally to stop her from contacting the guy but she still does.
I am not the kind of guy that beats up a lady otherwise I would have beaten her up very well.
The so called Malaysian guy doesn't provide any of her needs.
Infact from their heartbreaking chats I read, there was a time the guy told her she is free to date any other guy for money that she shouldn't depend on him for any benefit.
My gal told him that she's not in for money.
This is a gal I love with all my heart. I've been enduring this for long thinking she will change. I've had heart to heart talk severally with her telling her how pained I am. Yet every night she will be on whatsapp call with this guy for close to 3 hours after work.
Their whatsapp chat breaks my heart each time I intrude to read.
She keep telling the guy that she doesn't have anybody and even when the guy argued she told him he will confirm when he sex her.
It kept me weak yet I continued loving her.
Just last week my cousin that is to travel to the states told me to come over to her place. Meanwhile my gal has been having issues with accommodation. Where she stays isn't really OK and her rent will expire ending of this month. I taught it wise to rent the place for my gal. I took her to the place and we concluded with my cousin; she agreed to leave the place for her and even auctioned all her property for her which supposed to amount over 200k but my cousin decided to collect 150k because of me.
I collected her account details and told her I will transfer the money to her including the house rent so she can pay the landlord to avoid extra agent fee.
As we were going back, my gal was busy apologising to her Malaysian guy why she wasn't able to pick his calls because the guy has been calling when we were there.
She told the guy she went out with her house agent to search for an accommodation. I was mad.
I am now being referred to as house agent.
I forcefully collected her phone to call the guy. She almost died. She throw herself on the bed and was crying pleading I shouldn't call.
I left her house.
Meanwhile she's having issues raising deposits since she's a DSA. As God may have it I have some funds to help her out but due to her behaviour I've decided to move on
She's been calling and pleading but I know is all because of the house and deposits since she's not willing to let the guy go
I love her so much and it breaks my heart.
I have called her severally and pleaded with her how hurtful I feel seeing her chats with that guy yet she continued.
This is a guy that doesn't care about her needs but she kept glued to him.
I've endured much hence I am walking away. It pains, yes it pains but I have no choice.

op whalaihi you fall my hand o, eh chaii but you try shaa take 3 gbosa, but always remember a LovePeddler is gonna be a LovePeddler no matter what as long as una never tie the knot, OP call her and fu©k her mercilessly, fu©k your money,love,time do am anyhow even do Super man style untop am then you tell her after the f©UK show say babe You are a biatch and a gold digger bye bye, happy Malaysian life #thank me later

Tohzara:
You're saying absolute nonsense. Not every girl is a prostitute.

What has money got to do with "the whole concept of sex", whatever the fück that means?

mind your business broke ass dude, y'all be looking for free Bleep upandan, do you even think y a girl cry while having sex for the first time no!! because a guy way dey f**k for the first time the thing dey sweet am die while for lady the thing dey pain am some even bleed for 2 days, so for ladies sex no easy so I salute dem and give dem money, so go and jump from ikoyi bridge if I f*ck ur girl and give her 50k for just one night stand

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

tell them baby, you are 100% right, even tho I f**k a lady with or without asking I must give you money because I understand the whole concept of sex

GloriaNinja:
YAHOO BUSINESS NO BE BETTER JOB

lol baby don't say that again, send me your account number and I will show you, we ain't broke working boiz we run tinz

Divay22:
So that you people wee na be shouting Olympic has fallen abi

lol Kor three crowns ni lol Olympic indeed

lol God forgive me shaa she look like one girl on NL called GLORIA NIAJA lol no fight me oo

sKeetz:
Which kind wahala be this

my broda na correct bad market be this o

thelostchronicl:
"Dear Nairalanders

My name is Buchi, a 28-year-old married. I must say that I am very unlucky in marriage as my husband who lives in Asia has been away for the past two years, leaving me all alone.
I met Dominic through his sister who is my good friend. Mary had told me that her brother who had been out of the country for many years needed a wife as their family had been on his neck to come home and get married.
They did not want him to get married to a foreigner and so, they were on the lookout for a wife for him, particularly an Igbo woman.
I had been friends with Mary since our university days and she felt I would be the right woman for her husband. I was not particularly interested in an arranged marriage, especially to a man I knew nothing about.
But Mary kept assuring me that Dominic was a good man and would make a good husband for me. Aside from that, she also told me he would take me abroad as soon as we got married. »
I told her that I would like to hear from Dominic himself and after she sent him my number, he started calling me and we would speak for hours. We also connected on the social media and would spend the whole night chatting and exchanging pictures.
Dominic changed my mind about dating someone I had never met before as he proved to be very caring. He would wake me up with his calls and text messages and before going to bed, he would call just to say good night.
Gradually, I began to fall in love with him and would wait breathlessly for his calls just to hear his voice.
Two years ago, he came to Nigeria and came to meet my parents. He wanted us to get married before going back and within two months, we got married and he left a month later.
And for two years now, the man I got married to has made no attempt to come back. His calls have been infrequent, neither does he send me money like he used to do.
It could take six months before Dominic would send me money and whenever I call, he would be evasive, telling me he would call and would go for weeks without calling.
As if that is not enough, he has left me sex-starved and needing attention like every woman. When I tell Dominic that I am Hot, he would tell me to endure it just like he is doing but I know he has been sleeping with women wherever he is.
There is this guy in my office who has been asking me out and with the way things are and the way I am sexually starved » , I am tempted to give this guy a chance, at least to have someone to satisfy my sexual urge.
I have tried some intimacy gadgets but nothing can be as satisfying as having the feel of a real man inside of a woman.
I know many people out there will say sex is not food but I am still a young woman and I have sexual urges too. I am married but it seems I am not.
I need help fast.

babe pm me I will satisfy you well on a coded level be wise jor still be his wife and be satisfying ya self on a low key 50/50 level he is banging and you are banging when he is tired he will come for you simple
shey u dey feel me

babe pm me I will satisfy you well on a coded level be wise jor still be his wife and be satisfying ya self on a low key 50/50 level he is banging and you are banging when he is tired he will come for you simple
shey u dey feel me

because I don't want to be stuck with one pvssy

PMWSpirit:
Too much of everything is a nay abegiii , shes needs bobrisky in her career joo

lol this babe fall on you

biacan:
Wizzy baby I'm ready anytime any day to dance for you if you show me the money........ wizy babanla

lol with the okora around your neck abi

UbanmeUdie:




Wow!


Finally, God has chosen to answer my prayer this way tonight.

If i were at that wedding, masturbating in front of her would have been my only desire.



This is how I like them.


Cc:

Airforce1
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All patrons and members of Vaseline crew

lol you just want to get attention like NwaAmaikpe by all means well congrats you got mine but in a stupid way stop trying to be like NwaAmaikpe, get a life you scum

Michelle55:
lol..marriage material kor, dating clothes ni.. BTW, how many yards of marriage material do I look like? in other news, I still no marry you

lol I give you 48hrs to accept my proposal or else Nairaland will shut down for life the ball is in your court #I love you die am on fia because of you

Tamarapetty:
lovely

this could be us but you are too busy crushing on lalasticlala

Michelle55:
lol.. I no gree

Wat!! but you look like marriage material na ,we must marry jor

Michelle55:
Chai see gbege.. she's totally confused, she made it clear that she can travel from Kenya to Gambia for sex and now someone has shown interest but she ain't buying any of it.. please aunty what do you really want? cos I see no use bickering over a pussy (that shikini kpomo of 50naira).

babe let's start own jor , I want to marry you (oya talk your own)

Jesus is lord, see Eba and soup

TheGoddessA:

lol say something jorr don't just laugh

teresafaith:
Oritsefemi just dey deceive this girl say she fine, very horrifying looking thing

see this one lol if dem born you well post your own let us see

MissAprokoMedia:
Lalalsticlala fall on me na

yes baby, spread your legs lemme fall on you

wrongchoice:
useless father's useless son he for say make he test am on his mother am sure he will be dancing one corner in hell useless father's useless son he for say make he test am on his mother am sure he will be dancing one corner in hell

STD, STI, EBOLA,LASSA FEVER ,MONKEY POX, COW POX AND NAIRALAND POX fall on you

I wish my dad will give me a condom too but no ,dey still think am still a virgin lol me way don dis virgin at the age of 10 (Ask me how and I will tell you) #team good bad boy, virgin things on point

virginity for sale (male) never had sex before or kiss anyone -price 350k

Tyrabarbara:
beautiful girl. guys, she is not legal yet, none of you should ask her out or try to brainwash her. baby girl, wisen up, these boiz are fvck boiz, they just wanna taste your coochie and leave you. concentrate on your studies. i know you will cedis like ghana's currency, obey.

see this one oo as of that is really you at Your profile, fakey fakey, leave her joor when we show her 30bill for the account we will taste all the coochie she has