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Dancing skelewu.

Khalessi: Reminds me of one nairaland MOD, I think his name is sex or something of that nature.

He climbed on top of mancity's dug out on Sunday to celebrate with is son on Sunday my foot. That lunatic mourinho will climb to the stands today again, albeit to console his season ticket holding son.
Arsenal definitely going to teach the garrulous one some manners tonight.

Lilimax: 373 Nigerians have been affected?.
Zamfara State has recorded 1,117 cases?
I can't reconcile this
Is Zamfara State not part of Nigeria?

I can't decipher why all the news sites in Nigeria I visited keep reporting Zamfara to have recorded over 1000 cases, while 373 Nigerians have been affected. My niece thinks the 1000+ victims in Zamfara may include chickens, goats, cows and other domestic animals.

This is serious oh. Something has to be done so that the death toll doesn't increase. The 74 deaths speculated are not chickens and goats, rather they are humans. Oya action time for the designated ministries and bodies.

Clichy na liability for this match. See as dem dey dribble am anyhow.

Make una play draw jor!

How market?

Haters! This is for u...... . Arsenal don win

Chris Foy, why? We are in trouble.

"the God of prophet T B Joshua". Smdh

This story sounds like a nollywood movie, written and directed by Ugenzu J. Ugenzu.

Nice educative write up. I have always wanted to improve my writing. Keep it up.

[quote author=maxi-t]Shuttup foool, there's no way that advert is Racist.
Why does everything a white man does always has to be considered racist.

You negro can go on TV to say "Am proud to be black" but when i white man says "I am proud to be white" you wanna eat poison.[/quote]I don't blame you maggot. I guess, that's how you talk to your father.

That MTN operamini advert where two guys were arguing and in a bid to settle the argument by browsing with their phone(not with mtn operamini) grew long beards.

tonididdy: i cant remember the brand but the commercial is always aired at halftime during any supersport match break

some bunch of guys learning coaching skills on how to 'scold players'...'attack'...'reminding ref of the time'...'celebration'...lol very funny add

that racist advert? I frown my face anytime that advert is shown.

I only make it a habit of greeting/shaking the men first if the gathering is made of my close friends, and come back to greet the ladies when I am through with the men. This is because we shake hands vigorously in my peer group and I know the ladies don't appreciate that. It is nothing personal.

@ op, my contribution will be dependent on; if the marriage has yielded a child/children.

@op, It is obvious you don't love your boy friend because of his crude behaviours. You only endure him because he takes care of your needs.
I suggest you take his not being romantic as the prize you have to pay for staying in a relationship built on personal interest.

Let me Google the answer. I would be back.

I never knew Kalu was a pastor. His reasons make sense but he should go and marry.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]FANS

Nigerian supporters club:
Adorned in the country's green and white apparel, they ensured they kept the hopes alive by singing and drumming all through the match
7/10

VIP
Couldn't do much as they were all state dignitaries and sat with hands to their jaw as they watched their team being beaten by the super eagles.
4/10

Ethiopian supporters club
Was much lively during the first half and roared like thunder when the antelopes scored their first goal. They soon went to sleep after the eagles equalized and notched in the winner.
5/10

CAF officials
They observed with awe as the goal bound ball was cleared off by Obuabuna, making them to wonder when and how best to implement the goal-line technology. They had a wonderful afternoon as they were silently praying for the eagles to go through.
5/10

Ethipian ladies
This is where the action attraction lies. The coaching crew of the super eagles where seen glancing over there shoulders almost all the times, looking at those beautiful faces with pointed nose. Emenike, the goal scorer had to run past all the green-white colours of the eagles fans to celebrate his goal in front of the ethiopian ladies. Words on the street is that he planned winning them over with his performance on the pitch. They kept the stadium alive, and gave the home fans viewing from their sitting room something to watch out for whenever the ball passes the sidelines for a throw-in.
10/10.
Since no Ethiopian player passed the average rating, yours sincerely has decided to make the Ethiopian ladies his official women of the match.



[/quote]kudos to you Mazi for your great analysis. I feel this your match ratings deserves being a thread of its own as it is better than the op's which was lifted from goal.com(who didn't watch the match and deemed oboabona a right back because he wore Jersey number 2).

While in primary 4, there was this JB who didn't know how to trap football. We were always making jest(I carry am for head somehow) of him during break when we go like this; 'I challenge you take one post'. Nobody liked taking him on his team and I was fond of humiliating him by telling him to go play with the girls.
As fate will have it, he was made class prefect after our class prefect was demoted for fighting.
That was when my romance with the list of noise makers started. My name was a constant on the list of noise makers until the day the ediot wrote my name on his list unconsciously after I had school for home. On this fateful day, our headmistress had to take me home from the clinic after I dislocated my ankle in school while running on a slippery staircase.

I haven't been able to halt my laughter ever since I saw this thread. Hahaha.