₦airaland Forum

Cutehector has said it all. No matter ho frivolous the oath taking shit might seem, it is paramount you contact Tolu and break the covenant asap. If you go ahead without breaking that shit, the witches in your village may take advantage and turn our life upside down.

xreal:
Shaitting in the bush is the best.
GOD bless school days.

Not forgetting the fresh air that goes with the package.

wetin concern me? I am not even his doctor.

That beer advert is classic.

When one animal pounces on her, she would start to shout rape. This is fashion gone bad.

The list became a joke the moment mikel obi's name was included. The likes of Chairman Christian Chukwu, late Muda Lawal, Mathematical Segun Odegbami and others should replace Mikel.
Last bullet: Steven Keshi wasn't 17 years old in 1989.

That is either fat or cancer. Lady should go see a specialist.

Wetin concern me? Na her boy friend I go pity.

It is wrong to play a shot(hit the ball hard) when taking penalties. Good old days.

Ponponkon:
fool, I guess Aba Owerri road doent lead to the main city in your dead brain. Ikpeazu is a magician that will just start fixing Ohanku road even when he has given you pigs 7 days to clean up you houses and shops before the equipments start moving in for the real domolishion and reconstruction

What are the modes waiting for before sending someone to the left?

27naira:
You have to look at the periods each event took place. I think the Rome Satute was signed after the apartheid regime.. if thats the case, then it may only be applied afterwards and not in retrospect. Am not sure but that's what it seems.

If the rome statute was signed after the apartheid regime, then I would be detailing this thread if I push my displeasure concerning apartheid further. That said, it's high time african heads of state rose up to their duties. The AU should unite and find a way to develop our region as the westerners cannot and would never develop 'mama Africa' for us.

27naira:
Niggas, if you're signatory to the Rome Statute of ICC, then you are culpable when you screw up. Sudan is, and whoever is in authority from member countries and found culpable of war crimes should go to Hague and defend themselves. Africans are quick to do anything for aids and cry foul when the repercussions start trickling in.. you fukkers signed the accord and blames the west even when you wet your own bed.
For your information USA is Not a signatory to Rome Statute of ICC and cannot be prosecuted by ICC in the Hague. Enough of blaming the West! Your very life depends on whatever they hand down to you. That's reality. Until we sit up and develop ourselves and sustain our needs, they will feed us and push us around. Truth is bitter folks http://www.icc-cpi.int/en_menus/asp/states%20parties/Pages/the%20states%20parties%20to%20the%20rome%20statute.aspx

folks
thanks for the clarification on the USA and icc. But how come no one was prosecuted for the apartheid atrocities in south africa. Weren't those killings in soweto crimes against humanity?

ochilikoko:
I'm so so happy that the man escaped.

Its high time ICC stops intimidating Africans

The icc is hypocritical in its operations. How many of the perpetrators of apartheid in this same south Africa were prosecuted by the icc. The hypocrisy of the icc or better put the 'the international colonial court' though does not make A bashir less a war criminal and the union should start talks on how to curtail and punish such leaders.
It is high time Africans unit and gave these Babylonians the middle finger and consolidate the African union.

Lala, why the misinformation? Anita Hogan was already in nollywood before she went for gulder altimate search

I go vex well well if dem give me dat kind bp wey I experience last year. Go arsenal and make me proud.

kingphilip:
No ill is justifiable but looking at this situation one will tend to side d theft since twas used for something good like saving a friend's life

In all I think they should have resolved to meeting good spirited individuals who would have contributed to get that done

If he's remorseful n repentant I think he should b freed after paying the person he sold the car to

Why should a bloody thief be freed? If that is the case, all jobless graduate should resort to stealing since they need to feed. If he really needed to save his friend, he should have solicited for funds from the public or sell/use his property in Lagos as collateral to raise money. Send him to jail jor.

xynerise:
I feel Pity for Loserpool

I would like to have a look at Michael Owen's face right now.

publicenemy:
This one is even too local...

We used to use enssential balm and Rob methylatum covers rapped in paper,with candle wax inside to give it weight and the names and numbers of real life footballers on back of each player as well as make goal post from iron clothe hangers and bathing sponges as net sewn to the hangers...then mark the floor like a football pitch.we used to have competitions and I was among the weakest in my neighborhood..man modern kids are missing...

Good old table soccer. we used to use eba as gum to attach the names of players written on pieces of paper on our bottle covers. I am not boasting when I say I never met a person who could beat me twice on the trot in this soccer.

uc mini all the way.

The man goofed big time as his utterances were so out of line. But I must commend him for mustering the courage to condemn his own stupidity while apologizing. Only real men real men concede to their error when wrong.

She looks like a dwarf abi na pygmy dem dey call am.

Obasanjo comes on for cesc fabregas

Op, there is nothing wrong with it. Have you bleeped her today? If no make sure you do before arsenal vs Chelsea match. Why are you fucking only this widow? Look for more young widows and add to you network, especially those that got widowed in the last week. Thank me later.

I like everything blue, but chelsea.

Timbuktou:
You appeared more trogdolytic than this fellow. Apparently, you haven't heard about the "innocent until proven guilty" concept. Even at that, the story doesn't add up. But hey, you're the civilised fellow jumping on a bandwagon with brains forgotten at home. So, if I allege that you raped me, you automatically become a caveman. See your life.

Sorry I don't trade insults on Wednesdays. Enjoy your level.

That caveman doesn't look or bear a Nigerian name, although appearance may by deceptive. He looks and don a Brazilian regalia. Oya olokpa find and arrest the pervert on the loose here in Nigerian to save our girls.

Editor1:
While I condemn the xenophobic attacks in SA, its good to note that we in Nigeria are not holier than them either.
How soon have we forgotten our own Lagoonophobic statements by Our own Oba Lil Wayne Zulu Akiolu?
If we demand apologies from SA government and wishes to take actions, I guess the same measures shld also be the case on Oba Lagoon of Eko.
Its such statements dat fuel hate and riots among the populace. Afterall, if there was no "Goodmorning", there won't be a "How are You".

CHARITY SHOULD BEGIN FRM LAGOS.

You are so on-point but thank God Lagosians do not have brains stuffed with fufu like the savage South Africans.

I am not surprised at the utterances of Metu as any one who dines with Thief T.A Orji of Abia state is bound to be foolish. Thank you.

Beware! savages on the loose. Those scavengers need to be put in cages. Is that how they live there? smdh.

This story is a class; bullshit 101. Waiting for horse-shit 102.

hatred is for those with shallow minds and it kills the soul. I would save the guy if I had evidence not withstanding his race or tribe. It could be anybody out there. I am Igbo and it could be my very good friend Seyi's brother, father, son, sister, aunty, uncle and so on. Say no to tribalism and racism.