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Nairaland General › Re: Things You Must Never Do In Public by bonna4u(m): 4:00pm On Aug 16, 2013

@number 4. I shouldn't use a handkerchief to clean my face rather a face towel. Is that a joke or something? Where do I keep to face towel when I am done? Should I hang on my neck while I walk the street? Even if number 4 is passed into law, I won't stop cleaning my face with handkerchief.

Romance › Re: How To Get A Baby Girl Or Boy by bonna4u(m): 11:22am On Aug 16, 2013

@op, how much is the e-book? Continues smoking spaks.

Culture › Re: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by bonna4u(m): 4:57pm On Aug 15, 2013

@topic

Food › Re: 10 Intelligence Killing Foods You Need To Avoid by bonna4u(m): 3:55pm On Aug 15, 2013

See this op wan spoil market for me oh. Na because say I no gree make u manager for my cassava bread bakery u come open dis thread?

Food › Re: 10 Intelligence Killing Foods You Need To Avoid by bonna4u(m): 3:49pm On Aug 15, 2013

Akshow: wetin come remain for us to chop?

the op wan make we turn Breatharians.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by bonna4u(m): 9:42am On Aug 15, 2013

jackbauersballs: Sweet Agege Goal from Walcott.

The boy could well be the English Henry...

Just hope he replicate the agege goal week in week at the emirates. Agege goals with butter would even make it more delicious.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by bonna4u(m): 9:35am On Aug 15, 2013

All these transfer rumours flying around made up by bloggers who just smoked weed are getting on my nerves.

Crime › Re: 14-Yr-Old Molested By Three Men Who Claim She Is A Witch by bonna4u(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2013

Deliverance in deed. These are the kind of people have made trust a luxury in our society. Thank goodness karma is a bastard and thus, poised to pay them back in their own coin in jail. Looking forward to these fools being violated in jail by perverts.

Family › Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by bonna4u(m): 3:28pm On Aug 14, 2013

Do not wear a weave forever because it is expensive. When you hit your head due to discomfort arising from residual dirts and sweat from the old weave, men get scared thinking you are going mad.

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Education › Re: Drama In Edo: Teacher Cant Read Her Document by bonna4u(m): 3:05pm On Aug 14, 2013

Anvaller: Too bad, this is reality in Nigeria, most especially public pry. school teachers are overwhelmingly incompetent. I used to know a pry school teacher whose English was very bad. I think she would perform even worse than this woman if put to similar test. And there are many of them, we don't need to deceive ourselves, we need to get serious and fix things.

P.S
Why were those stup1d politicians laughing that hysterically at the shame that was on display? did they think it was funny? I respect the seriousness on Oshiomhole's face. Those guys including Obahiagbon were very unprofessional with that silly laughs. I would have asked them to shut the eff up if I was the governor. Well I don't think they really care, they just wanted to laugh and that's all.

So Patrick Obahiagbon was present. Obahiagbon must have juxtaposed the contents of the lady's brain with his customary big vocabulary/words sending the woman into a state of confusion.

Education › Re: Drama In Edo: Teacher Cant Read Her Document by bonna4u(m): 10:05am On Aug 14, 2013

What has our education system turned into. The clueless education ministry is busy doing nothing. Swapping from 6 3 3 4 system to 9 3 4 system and about to change to huh

While neglecting the fundamental thing which is the quality of education being offered.
The other time, it was illiterate corp members. This time around, it is illiterate teacher discovered.
This exercise should be carried out nationwide asap.

Events › Re: Jocelyn Dumas Falls On-Stage With Denrele's Boots by bonna4u(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2013

This a script being played on stage. If it were real, the thread could have read, 'artist twists ankle rocking colleague's shoe on stage'.

Politics › Re: Senator Festus Keyamo To Reveal Senators True Salaries & Allowances? by bonna4u(m): 9:49am On Aug 01, 2013

Fingers crossed. People do change as change is a constant. But in his case, I pray he remains vocal as he has been in the past.

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Convoy In Nasarawa Auto Crash, 14 Injured by bonna4u(m): 9:44am On Aug 01, 2013

The prison officer is in police custody huh

Is he not supposed to be in hospital as well?

Adverts › Re: Download Free 77 Pages E-book On How To Make Money Online. by bonna4u(m): 11:02am On Jul 26, 2013

Thanks. I got the E-book. God bless your good works.

Politics › Re: Infrastructural Development In Abia State (Pictures) by bonna4u(m): 11:50pm On Jul 18, 2013

chiomen: Good people of Abia state shun what haters always say about our state. We in Abia are determined to succeed and the present administration is determined to deliver democratic dividends to the people like never before.

May sango visit you tonight for being a big f=oooooool.

Politics › Re: UN May Sanction Nigeria For Al-bashir's Visit by bonna4u(m): 5:38pm On Jul 17, 2013

Why is UN talking rubbish. Let me assume they didn't know when he was flying to Nigeria for the AU meeting, but I am sure Albashir did not teleport back to Sudan after the summit. They should have arrested in mid-air themselves when he was travelling back home via the international air route.
Please, leave us alone as we have more pressing internal issues than arresting someone who is accused for war crimes by ICC. We be ICC police ni?

Family › Re: How Do You Feel When You Bed Wet As An Adult? It Is A True Life Happening. by bonna4u(m): 2:35pm On Jul 17, 2013

Honestly, I can't say I know how it feels to bed wet. But I surmise the feeling won't be pleasant.
To the issue, since this is a one-off happening, I think the cause could be what you ate or the activities you participated in the previous day. Review what you did the previous day and don't allow the bed wetting incident weigh you down. It is well.

Family › Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by bonna4u(m): 9:44am On Jul 17, 2013

I can't remember my dad ever slapping me. But my mum was dreaded for her thunderous slams on the back we nicknamed 'elila' grin

(derived from a word in my Igbo dialect meaning don't hit).

Crime › Police Chief Says 'police Officer/robbery Suspect' Is A Psychiatric Patient by bonna4u(op): 1:23pm On Jul 14, 2013

By Samuel Oyadongha,
The Bayelsa State Police Command, yesterday, carpeted the 4th Brigade of the Nigerian Army in Benin City over the arrest and parading of apolice inspector, Nanagha Aduomeni, for alleged involvement in armed robbery along Bomadi Road in Delta State.
The 4th Brigade of the Nigerian Army had, on Thursday, paraded Aduomeni, attached to the A Department of the Police Division, Yenagoa, Bayelsa over alleged involvement in the mounting of road block and disposessing roadusers of cash and valuables.
But the Bayelsa Police Commissioner, Mr. TonyeEbitibituwa, in a statement, in Yenagoa, described the purported arrest of the police inspector by the military as a lie.
He said the refusal of the army to respect the information made available on the mental status of the arrested police officer was a clearthreat to the synergy between the police and military.The Bayelsa police, in the statement signed by the command spokesman, Mr. Alex Akhigbe, said the action of the army “is malicious and provocative.” The statement read, in part: “The said inspector was never arrested by the military but rather he walked to their check point and told them he was an armed robber.
”The inspector is a psychiatric patient who was posted to police medical unit by the retired Commissioner of Police, Kingsley Omire,to enable him have proper attention. He walked to the military check point without arms and no one was seen with him.”
The police command stated that though they were informed about the purported arrest of the sick inspector by his family members, the attempts by the police authorities to inform the military of the mental status of the man failed.
The statement added, “A letter written by the Deputy Commissioner of Police, Bello Ahmed, tothe military, through Inspector Aselemi Oyaghiri, for the release of the arrested inspector for proper medical attention failed.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/armed-robbery-police-kick-over-armys-arrest-of-inspector/

Food › Re: Kinds Of Concoction Food You Ate Or Cooked In School? by bonna4u(m): 5:30pm On Jul 13, 2013

jackbauersballs: Feshelu Eba and Geisha stew

Rice cooked in iron bucket with sardine

Eko and milk and sugar

Golden Morn and Garri...

Tasty time and Cabinbiscuit

When you're scavenging from bunk to bunk...you don't really have a choice..You consume what you get

boarding school things. I used to wonder why iron buckets were black in my school when I was in JSS1.

Food › Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by bonna4u(m): 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2013

@ op, eat that thing jor. Can you cook?

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Nairaland General › Re: World’s Smallest Woman & The Man With Largest Feet by bonna4u(m): 3:26pm On Jul 08, 2013

demelza: ;DThey both look cartoonish.

Family › Re: 23-Yr-Old Nigerian Marries 85-yr-Old German Lady by bonna4u(m): 3:20pm On Jul 08, 2013

Batam: What of if the boy first the woman die nko? Who go chop money as many of you are also looking for oldest women to marry

that one na abnormal occurrence.

Family › Re: 23-Yr-Old Nigerian Marries 85-yr-Old German Lady by bonna4u(m): 3:17pm On Jul 08, 2013

LastApostle: He must be a yo ru ba guy. Hausas don't travel.

shey u wan start rubbish abi?

Family › Re: 23-Yr-Old Nigerian Marries 85-yr-Old German Lady by bonna4u(m): 3:11pm On Jul 08, 2013

No be this picture wey the guy dey shine 32 me wan see. I wan see the 'you may kiss the bride picture' make i know if the guy still dey shine 32, or if im face be like person wey drink dogoyaro.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by bonna4u(m): 4:45pm On Jul 06, 2013

Adekdammy: with little polishing, gambo will be better dan ideye

you don start again. When the guy begin miss goal again you go follow dem dey call am carpenter.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by bonna4u(m): 4:39pm On Jul 06, 2013

Omo e be like say this Gambo dey hot like fire today.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by bonna4u(m): 4:35pm On Jul 06, 2013

adrainuche: na bush u dey stay ?

You harsh oh

Celebrities › Re: Delphine: Chris Okotie's New Girlfriend? (Pictures) by bonna4u(m): 2:48pm On Jul 06, 2013

ARES: If girls are still running after bobby brown, chris is still not a bad option..... if he marries this girl tomorrow and by next tomorrow, he calls her a witch from the 7th circle of hell, trust me girls will still jump into the bed with him....

Girly grab the cash as much as u can, learn from the previous women, save up for rainy day cos soon and very soon, when he is tired of seeing u, and some hotter chic is singing in the choir, brace ur self for the season of the witch is about to be bestowed on you

I must go bible school. I wan start my ministry sharp sharp make I begin enjoy dis kin thingz.

Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Climbing A Palmtree On Set Of A Movie by bonna4u(m): 9:15am On Jul 06, 2013

obadiah777: SHE LOOKS LIKE REAL PALMWINE TAPPER TOO. SEE HER PALMWINE FACE

NYSC › Re: Woman Crippled By NYSC Camp Commandant by bonna4u(m): 5:27pm On Jul 04, 2013

The main cause of this problem was the selfish act of girls. If they girl(Ifedayo) had quietly surrendered the extra mattress she was sleeping on this could't happened. Why want to sleep on 2 mattresses while others don't have anything to sleep on.

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