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I never knew there are wicked clowns until T.A Orji became the governor of Abia State. What I want to hear is "pictures of the wreck that claimed the life of gov........................................................

How come her guardian concluded she feel into the freezer while trying to clean it during their absence. I strongly feel there is something someone is hiding from the police.

So pathetic, if she had used a piece of cloth or carton to pad the yansh, her hands and legs would have still been hers. I now feel my neighbour(wise girl) who uses padded brazies to enhance her manchester.

I haven't listened to the song but from the replies I am reading on this thread, I won't be listening to that song.
Listening to that song may mean I calling calamity upon my self.

Ochek: WARNING: The song you are about to listen to,
may
cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and
can
also make you commit suicide. Please do not
play this music if you are driving, operating heavy
or
potentially dangerous machinery
TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any
injuries or death that occurs as a result of
listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised...
ITZOVA n GET HIGH By TONTO DIKE

roflmao

The last time I checked, bolee was not a contraband. Timaya is thus free to buy bolee when ever he feels like eaten roasted plantain. Madame how much for those 2 bolee(s) there?

Francis Odega and Charles Awurum

thelastPope: Is this the Word of God or your opinion or your pastors opinion?

Don't mind the yeye guy. From what I read from deu 22; tithing can be giving to the poor, widows, strangers among us and can also stand as a kind of love feast among brethens in the presence of the lord (when 2 or more are gathered in the name of the almighty God).

egbetokuns: it does nt mean someoNe is actor and can't able to write plz use dis forum on nuetral level than sentiment

This is the problem with the system. You are defending him because your writen English is no better than the accused.

Mr Benson, that is interesting. It seems you know something we don't know. Tell us who murdered the four boys. Is it the boko boys you are habouring in your community?

'The Eagles' have definitely won this on paper, but I have made it a habit to keep my hopes deflated anytime Super Eagles take to the field. This is as the result of the disappointment I have been dished in the past.
Wish them well this time from a distance.

Eifeh: which year did super eagle lost penalty last?

Yeah! My ribs.

When would this movie be out in the market?

Sharks in the creeks? I have been to burutu during my service year and I know how the area looks.
If she had said a baby crocodile, the story could have had some credibility.

This is the appropriate punishment for such behaviours. At least they would be useful to the society as they do the community service.

I never knew Hippos are in Nigeria. On a serious note the authorities need to find temporary homes for the flood victims until their residences dry-up.

What will people who enjoy taking pap with beans or akara do now that the prize of beans has increased?

Who gives a hoot when nothing was recovered from Tafa Balogun. Moves over to next topic.

Wearing eye glasses on the head. What is that for? Just keep the thing at home if you don't feel like covering your eyes today.

Ekans: Am not a liverpool fan,but i dislike arsenal and their foolish fans with a passion.Go liverpool Go.

Go screw a transformer!

[quote author=Big.game]i hate different colours of hair like blue and pink on ladies...Them wan form Power Rangers?[/quote]"@ power Rangers", lwkm.

Sentiments apart, Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2.

bbpreye: I want Nairalanders to share their views on how this question has become an offensive statement on threads. I started the campaign and I have served my numerous bans. Am sorry if I offended anyone. Please mods, let the people be the judge on this issue. Is it wrong to ask about the price of garri?

lmao @ thread. Please move to joke section.

Rubbish thread! Who wants to see a head with tiny eyes anyway?

Ajoku street
Ogo-oke street
Transformer avenue
Dickson street
Okwunuka street
Ndi-nku street
Obasanjo road
Cherubim street
Messin street
Commotion bus-stop
Ahia goodmorning

^ I wrote f**k it was changed to bleep. What's the meaning of bleep in that context?

It was on a sunny sunday afternoon and I and my friend decided to go and cool off with beer in one of the fast-foods in town(we weren't having much money on us that day).
While we were there, my friend's girl friend called asking him where he was. He told her and she said she was coming. 10mins later, we looked through the glass window and saw her catwalking towards the joint with 4 of her friends tagging along. I was like what the Bleep? My friend was pissed when the arrived but didn't show it. After they got sitted, he just walked to the reception and asked them out loud to give him 5 bottles of lacasara. On hearing that, his girl friend in bid to impress her friends asked him; "James can't you ask me what to offer me"? He replied immediately with the question; "this place na my house"?
I had to excuse myself immediately to have my fill of laughter.

ifihearam: Will never forget this occasion in my secondary school days,I was in SS1 and I she was a JSS2. I really had a crush on this pretty innocent looking girl. It was the norm in my school to flog all late comers and that fateful day me and my babe(for my mind ooooo)came late and the teacher decided to give each and everyone of us 6 strokes each. I smartly stepped forward and received mine,it was painful but I acted like it wasn't,when it got to the turn of this lil babe I had the biggest crush on,she started crying because according to her she wasn't feeling too well so I bounced back like superman to receive her portion for her.


Omo the teacher increased the tempo of the flogging this time because i withstood the former,when I bore it to the 4th stroke,I broke down in tears rubbing my bum bum,feelin if my skin peeled. The most annoying thing is,the babe I was forming superman for started laughing her useless arse off alongside with all on the assembly ground. I regretted ever playing superman role and from that day my name changed to breaking down superman.

hahahahaha. That girl baa.....d

Inyinese: whom ever comment against massob holy g o s t !!!.......

what rubbish?

Hopeless touts! Instead of channelling your energies towards fighting that arsehole called T.A that has turned our Abia State into a pithole, you are here challenging the police for daring to stop you from hoisting flags. What will the average Abia citizen gain from your hopeless antipated acts? Nothing but chaos.
Thus use your sense massob or whatever you call yourself.

While in JSS2 and living in the boarding house, I sent this girl I had a crush on a plate of beans not knowing beans wasn't accepted means of showing affection then. It was when the plate of beans was returned by the girl accompanied by almost all the girls in JSS2 that I realized I should have sent a plate of rice instead.
I wished the ground had opened and swallowed me that day.

dabrake: was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.
Unfortunately, I haven't perfected it well so, as I did it, I had completed the first half of the movement. Unto the second half, I stepped on the ball and it dragged my leg to the other extreme, leaving my 2 legs far apart.
I would have loved it that way but It didn't end. My short made that loud "kprrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa" sound . . . It got torn and my JT was exposing. Na the girls even first me notice am.
Omo, i run comot field oh

hahaha, men that was funny. Everybody in the bus started starring at me when I couldn't hold my laughter after reading this. I returned their gaze sha.