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Rest i in peace Prof. Is it this wrong to scream my IT money!?

you know God is punishing you when each of your children resembles one of your friends.

when you go to the synagog church on a sunday to eat sheet and drink urine recipe.

fluid26: Bros, dis ur grammar na wa o! I'm having great difficulty understanding it.

Bros must you embarrass him like that?

[quote author=Cheg-goon]Hope say no be northe dem post her...cos i kw think say she go fit run if dem bro BOKO HARAM show face....![/quote]

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Damilare pls send the study pack to zindex2000@gmail.com. Thanks.

lukkie: I think wearing ties in Africa is crazy. It's hot here men. It's worse if you're not an executive. I see guys on Okadas and in the Sunday afternoon after-church heat. I can only pity them.
Even in Japan, causal wear is now encouraged in offices so as to conserve energy.
I'm lucky though that my job doesn't require wearing one. Perhaps I'd wear shirts with ties printed at the front

@ bolded, you just hit the nail on the head. It just like the way lawyers and judges put on dirty wigs in court here in Nigeria. Baba Fela spoke about the craze of dressing in this manner in hot climates.

HerbertObi: Football Facts....
1.The last team (Inter Milan) to knock
Barcelona out of the Champions League went
on to lift the trophy and win the competition
against Bayern Munich in the final.
2.The last time Atletico Madrid won the
Europa League, Chelsea won a Double.
3.The last English team (Manchester United) to
knock Barcelona out of the Champions
League, went on to lift the trophy and win
the competition.
4.An English team (Manchester United) has
previously won the FA Cup and gone on to
win the Champions League, beating Bayern
Munich in the final who lost the DFB Pokal
during that season.
5.The last time Manchester City won the
league title, an English team (Manchester
United) won the European Cup.
6.All Champions League finals played in
Munich produced a winner of the
competition for the first time in their history
(Nottingham Forest, Marseille and Dortmund).
They all took place in Bayern Munich’s
previous home, the Olympiastadion.
7.The last time Manchester United went
Trophyless an English Club won the
Champions League (Liverpool) and they
didn't finish in the top 4 .
8. The Champions League Finale is on 19-05 n
Chelsea Football Club was found in 1905
And last but not least:
9. 2000: Quarterfinal
2004: Semifinal
2008: Final
2012:

History Teacher.

This one na new move. Kpokom spice been done dey market tey tey. Give it up to this new recipe.

FUTO hostels? If you could survive in those hostels for 5years without living off-campus, you can live anywhere in this country. Go ahead and behave as it pleases you without the fear of prison as kirikiri is child's play in comparism.

CHESSBOARD: Just two yrs they discover oil in Ghana they ve already overtaken Nigeria in bunkery ...imagin 21 Ghanaians to 5 Nigerians in our own land

Which oil did they discover in Ghana. Do you mean that thing that is colored like the back of a cooking pot. They came to steal real oil from Naija. Bloody fooooooooooooooooooools.

hardcore2002: stupid nigerians. they are all nigerians and they pretend to be Ghanaians. stupid animals. aah. Nigeria is the number one internet and oil fraud in africa. stupid suicide bombers.

We don catch your papa dis time. He must go to Jail. Oil digging Ghanians!

Fairgodwin: To always confer chieftaincy titles....lol

Jobless people. That's what they are.

slimyem: what is the moral lesson of this story?
Huh?

The moral of the story is em... drnoel what was the scores between your friend and his fiancee?

Sure signs of someone being coaxed into signing a life contract.

I wrote such letter in the past. We used to to post them via lockers. I can't hammer such jargons with ease as before.

Logic Mind: i wrote a worse one to my neighbour then.
the shame is still haunting me today
how foolish of me
the silly girl didn't even care to respond
showed it to all her friends
guess what?
i later bleeped her friends one after the other
good ol' days.

Why the shame after the 2nd bolded?

Breaking up doesn't have a laid down pattern. You can breakup violently, peacefully, nicodemously over the phone, on the street. No matter how you do it it must cause pain. Just chose your break up pattern in a way to suit your situation.

goal. mancity scores. Company's head.

man u is trying to get into the game.

Aguero! what was that for?

fredoooooo: mrs Toure whick kind shot , your husband shoot so

was that cross meant for aguero?

9jadelta: Manchester united is a disgrace....they didnt even come out to play...smh

they are content with a draw. If mancity scores we will watch a more lively match

injury scare for roney

busybee24: Honestly i think that behavior calls for divorce. I dont care what stupid traditions are in place. sleep with another woman= UNACCEPTABLE and then bring back something = HEAVEN FORBID. thats the day i kick you out

Don't make me laugh.

@ OP, you risk losing a friend and getting a fck mate. But in the long run, you may loss both(friend and fck mate) after revealing your true intention to her. That is you only wanted her to fill the void of intimacy. Good-luc!.

A friend of mine could date my sis, but not all my friends. If you pass my character assessment test I'll give my blessings provided my sister is in love.
I being a human-being won't allow my friend and sister to fall in love if I were cupid because the prospect of problems arising in the future between them.

Mercy Johnson looks like a tom-boy.

Harry is an english alcholic. He must have been high on shekpe when he utter that rebuish since he wasn't there when Kanu was born. Mr Harry, how old is Roney whose head would have looked like that of a tortoise if not for surgery? Mschew.

Researchers don too take am softly with the virus. This one na de koko; Using agbero cells to combat the virus.