₦airaland Forum

Talentboy:
No need to argue...let them do ballistic test!!

For muslim corpse wey dem don bury sharp sharp.

TRIGITIS:
There is nothing like First Lieutenant in the Nigerian army

The existence of 2^nd Lieutenant shouldn't mislead you into assuming there must be a 1^st Lieutenant.

There is just Second Lieutenant (1 star) and Lieutenant (2 stars).

No mind the white fowl.

Juell:
In name of booking space "lol" is what you could come up with.

Yea lol. I appreciate your famzing. And my Lol is what it means. I am laughing out loud. I spent 10yrs of my life in the army so make over sabi and judgementalism no kill you.

Lol. I guess pawns don't count in this game of chess...

Very boring tournament. Madagascar or Benin could have won.

jimharry21:
not much excitement in the just concluded AFCON

This is the 2nd time she'll be kidnapped, ain't it? I feel sorry for her oo...

Ryan03:
If a woman can hide a child for five years, who knows what else she's hiding? First, she's secretive, secondly she Dont value that child and finally, she have very low self esteem. She thinks the guy wont accept her if he knew she already have a child.

You nailed it

I no send their music, na soso crush I been dey crush on the girl

Why not just release this man or charge him to court. Fish dey smell o.

That is the result of an agency sharing an acronym with a disease. Hence they act like a plague

czarina:
There was this very long ASUU strike. Decide to get a job seeing that it wasn't ending soon.

I saw a sign; FACTORY WORKERS NEEDED

Got there and discovered it was GNLD, after plenty talk, they came clean and told us it was actually a sales work and we'd become managers and manageresses (whatever that means) after only three weeks.

So, they offered a free training, and after plenty of motivational speeches, the trekking began.

We almost trekked the whole of Delta state and when we finished, the manager asked me how I enjoyed (God forbid bad thing) my sales experience.

Me: (already angry and with running nose from the trekking) It was great, I'll resume tomorrow

Oga manager called and called, I no just bother pick him call.

Na only u waka come?

czarina:
So, this happened after secondary school. I was home, got tired and decided to get a job.

Saw a sign at a restaurant; SALES GIRL NEEDED.

I branched and I get told the space was still vacant but to come back tomorrow to see madam.

I was elated, told my siblings and they were looking at me one kind. I did not mind, I sha just wanted to be leaving the house.

Got there the next morning, I saw madam and she goes:

Madam: We don't cook the food here, we cook at home and bring it. Your job first thing in the morning would be to bring in the food.

Me, thinking it was going to be in a Keke or even a taxi said no problem at all

Madam: You sabi push wheelbarrow?

Me:

Madam: Because na wheelbarrow you go take push am come every morning.

Me: OK ma, I'll come tomorrow. (finalized everything but never went back)

I don die for laff

hybridblood07:
NMS/02 passed out 08

Haba, then you must know Bolongo. That's me

hybridblood07:
Chochoes for life, sir. Lol

When did you pass out?

hybridblood07:
Haaa! Confirmed! What company sir?

Foxy Chochoes. Were u in Charlie?

hybridblood07:
Monsup!!! Do you know Ayeba Tralagba?

Yes o Doctor

hybridblood07:
Lol lol Free the ex commando na. By the way, are u an exboy?

Yes o. NMS/99

Kenturkey048:
bros Na wen u pick military form ,,or NDA admit you...ex-boys being graduated as soldiers wer stopped long ago..I no know wether dem don start am back sha....stand to be corrected...my cousin past out 2013..then it was already stopped...

Lol . Exboys are currently posted to units.

Kenturkey048:
Na only Nigeria....after NMS ..you graduate back to street...nawa oooh..

Life itself na street. However, NMS boys are absorbed into the NA.

JONSYN7154:
. I remembered when my school CHINDIT and NMS always clash. sweet memories.

Naso. Una like to dey form old age lol

Korllami007:
Abegi

kingkuntaval:
Story

We sabi una anti-exboys. Una write exams taya ba?

denjjy:
I hope this guy will not be disappointed just like Arda Turan and others. if you look back into history, most of the players that go to Barca from Athletico Madrid end up on the bench

Arda Turan was never in his class. Arda was just another workaholic version of Fernandinho.

martineverest:
on his way out

Better for him o

ReneeNuttall:
I don't blame them I blame their parents who do not love and value their children.......I can't imagine one idiot exhibiting cruelty on my child because he came to sch late.why not send the child home or keep them in a secluded class without learning and coming out all through learning period until closing time?.....this is pure evil!

Madam, exboys of the Nigerian Military School Zaria are responsible gentlemen. Trust me, you will never love your kids better than the parents who let their children go to this prestigious institution. Contrary to what you may assume, children of elites constitute the bulk of the numerical strength of the boys. This is not cruelty madam, it is not by force either; but when these boys are out of the training institution, the camaraderie among them is second to none. I'm not preaching, just trying to clear your assumptions.

No be bench dey hail Coutinho so?

mideactive:
I can relate, proudly ex-commando.

No you can't relate, NMS and Command no be the same thing.

PoliteActivist:
Nig vs Alg (2-1)

Mmmm

Swiftlee:
Tell it on the mountains! Nigeria 3 Algeria 2

Mmmm

GlorifiedTunde:
The mistake is there is no reason for comparison, they all have their special places.

You better pray for a Good Wife!

Because there are also Bad Mothers!

My brother, the teenager doesn't understand life yet, he might never do. Please save your breath.

GraGra247:
Ignorant fool. My only offense is that I chose to make my mom number 1 as against your choice of making your girlfriend your number 1.

By your stipulation I must conform to your brainless ideology or else I'm wrong. You need a brain check ASAP. Scaliwag!

Guy calm down joor. You just dey rain insults up and down. Your mama obviously didn't train you well. I understand ur soft spot as you no know ur papa. Na only plenty uncles wey dey find her cone you know. But if only you would push ego aside and not compare a mother and a wife, your kids might know you.

GraGra247:
I don't need your schooling. Go and school your age mates in the kindergarten. For all I care you may be younger than my last kid brother.

My mom is supreme in my life. You can make your girlfriend supreme in yours. Not my business.

Mumu boy. Assumptionist; first you say I be woman, now you are very old. Go and meet mummy to buy you more data, I dey wait. You senior me na him you still dey talk of girlfriends...No woman wants you, no wonder omotoyiogbon.