E go de alright! ;

Find work somehow. Join https:///irjobalert on telegram and receive job alerts. There's work for you no matter your educational level but you gats go school, nigga.

El profesor - Bella Ciao (Hugel remix) is a good start.
It's Italian!

Nasheed-Kuntu maitan, Redimi2-milagro de amor...

This site is comprehensive for all sorts of world music. Tvoxy.net or mp3.pm

Enter your room, lock your door, sit on your bed and close your eyes. Pick up your headphones and start listening to your newly created foreign music playlist.

There are Indian, Arabic, Jamaican, French, Spanish, Chinese and K-pop songs.

I call it "sound travel". It's so wonderful and it will lift your spirits. You share in something other humans, far far away from you enjoy.

You could also listen to these with your partner and mimic them. Everything for this short life no suppose be in English or your dialect.

Where to find these songs? There's Google, YouTube, Telegram... You're smart, you can find'em.

Ah, don't mention. Still, you're welcome!

But God no forget you! Share the blessings na.

The funny thing is that after they've left you, they've forgotten about you o, but you will still remember that their nonsense question.

OP got a girl pregnant, his parents are happy for him.

Boom got a girl pregnant, his parents will be embarrassed for him.

You that is reading, will they be happy for you?

Children unlocked before wedlock is a no for me. Maybe we have too many children to bring in another considering the economy.

One of them no fit package the freezer like Oyinbo? It's not enough if it's not looking classy.

OP, imagine say Adam resist temptation like you, we for no de experience this inflation.

You sha made $580. That's a well done from me.

Make sure you no give any chica chingum from that money. Double am through alternative investments. Good luck.

omotolsy:
Let's talk

Bro, sorry for wasting your time. I've found what I was looking for.

omotolsy:
Which are you interested in?

Please where can one find a brand new thinkpad or Yoga laptop at ₦250,000 to ₦320,000

OP, dem give you their plate number?

Too long...what did you say he said?

Thank God God no be man cos if...

The world pities us.

Ihatemen:
I hate men

Even the Son of Man that likes you?

The Nigerian Youth Service corps has always been paramilitary if you think about it.

Imagine how warlike corpers will look with helmets, bulletproof vests or shields, guns, radio, supplies and real inspiration.

See, we have innovative corpers capable of producing locally made biological and chemical weapons to attack bandits.

Las las, na poor man be soldier for Naija.

Blue sky on Samsung and Apple products always look so rich but you don't find that on Xiaomi.

What do we do now?

JOKOtoye...

Naira Marley...

Cruisers.

Their third blessing, Congratulations to the couple.

Lil Baby, thank God you born for better home but welcome to Nigeria. Ride with us, we de cruise wella for here.

iKingsley:

If you were Bubu, won't you just cruise and watch your haters self destruct by themselves?

Also, this is the last stage of his lifetime, Nigeria's problems are bigger than he can handle so allow him use the office for some extensive vacay.

We're all in this together till 2023.

TheUndercover:
Questions For You:

If you catch your wife cheating on you, what will you do?

What have you learned so far from this thread starting from phase one to phase two? What do you want me to talk or post about more? Has your views about life changed?

I think I'll be calm and advice her to leave for her own sake. Mehn, I learnt I have gotta be likeable and less wrathful.

Talk about causing social change. Well yes, I think life makes a man more of a slave and a woman more/less of a Queen.

Selfie sticks replaced by earbuds... Sha, they were not durable and some people got preoccupied with owning drones instead.

ateamblezing:
Omo na mental craze

Start to de craze.

Na oyinbo de craze for this place, eh!

KOLOMENTAL!

The seller isn't a scammer, the buyer doesn't feel scammed, All is well!

OdogwuBlog:
Bros If You Never Enter Family Life !!! ..... You De On Cruise !!!

One married man once tell me say him daughter wake him up by 2AM at night only to demand that ...... "DADDY I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE" ...... Ahhhhh !!!

Okay as me don enter family Life nahh !!! ... My Wife get belle now !!!

She be dey demand stuupid stuupid things oooo ... But i be dey think say !!! ... na because say she dey Pregnant nahh ....

But ...... the one weah she do of recent shock me !!! .

Before the one weah happen last night .... she once demanded by 2AM at night ...... say she wan chop Kuli Kuli ... IMAGINE BY 2AM ..... And she complain this till 6AM in the morning !!! - When i finally bring Kuli Kuli come by 8AM .... she tell me say ..... she don loose appetite .... make i commot am .... that the looking at it makes her feel like Vomiting !!!

Below na Kuli Kuli ... incase if you no know !!!



Okay This one happened Last Night !!!

I Come dey wonder if her spirit dey always start by 2AM ......

Around 2AM Last Night !!! ... She wake me up and continue to tell stories again !!!

This one shock me ooo !!!! , Upon say i never knack for life 3 Months now !!! - Doctor say na from 4 Months we can begin nack !!! ..... I Buy Soaps 2 time per week .... Only for me not to cheat on my wife !!! - If you know you know ....

OKAY ... BABY Tell me ... what do you want - Na wetin i ask her ...

She looked at me and say .................. "Baby Let's Insult Each Other" .....

Ehhhhh .... She say ... I Feel like insulting somebody and Causing Quarrel .... I Looked at her and say !!! "BABE NO BE ME AND YOU"

Before i can turn to the other side of the bed ... she slapped me and say "Honey you are a fooool" .....

I Looked at her and say "NA Bigger Fooool you be" ..... She starts crying .... and say .... So you can insult me back .....

The summary of these stories be say .... I No sleep last Night !!! .... I Tried all i can to calm her down .... She insulted me from 2AM Till 6AM This morning !!!

When she don see say na morning ... She looked at me as say "Baby ... What are we eating this morning"

Marriage dey sweet shaa ... But i dey Hell Fire now .....

NO KNACKS ... NO SLEEPS ...

Wetin i go fit do .... Nothing !!!

I Can't WAIT To See My TWINS !!!

Better Days Ahead !!!

cc; lalasticlala

She get her emotions, you get your head. You for just start sarcastic questioning like this.

You : Na the baby want the Kuli kuli or na just you.

Her : The baby.
You : Sweet fatty gurl, which time you teach the baby how to know Kuli?

OR

Her : Na me.
You : Eheh? Preggy love, where we fit go find am and what's the name of your witchdoctor friend that sells at 2am?

Guy, use cynicism shut her up. Call her fatty bumbum, Miss Foodie worldwide...

My wife go get equal dose of drama and wahala, I promise her.

I wanna be invisible and pass through any material.

OP, you don see as person de jump come shoot him hands for air like Superman? Guy, na better thrills, but reason am, Nigerians see you fly and you are a witch or something. Fly na for yonder e go work.

If him wear better Halloween costume, say as Werewolf or vampire, wetin we for hear?

Chai, poverty is a big bad thing!

Mr Elastic, thin and crazy as expected.

In old age, this skin will be hanging like cowskin drying under Northern sun

He has an army of girls...

Modified: All these people quoting me, wetin? I'd prefer 300 Spartans behind me than a thousand amazons. Free me!

Ah, they are not amazons, only ajebuttatas.

Na AI and tech cause am, everyone is wising anyhow and scamming anyhow

Born them first so you go know.

Anything we tell you go still make you doubt.

The Good book says train up a child... Female or male, just love every child and playfully remind them to take care of you in your old age.