Happy Birthday, Princess!

Mr Tim Maya, you develop that dad bod again na?

I was bored so I stepped in here.

I'll see myself out.

OP, what type of Institution?

Everyone get in, let's cruise this country.

No seatbelt o, just hold someone or something tight till fuel finish.

neyohh:


Craze man

That's why they bill us hard, them no fine but want super rich hot guy.

We don suffer for naija because our girls no get yansh

Guy, for Calabar, that Unical area especially, girls with curves over plenty. I say you go look beautiful women sotey dem fine women go start to tire you.

That's another thing Infolenka won't mention, how beautiful women get tiring after a while.

Infolenka:


That's how women who are at this level of beauty operate. They are at the top of the pyramid, and to date them you also have to be at the top of the pyramid as a man.

This isn't about love. To women like this, the way you prove your love is by spending. You really don't have a choice. If you don't spend some other millionaire will spend on her and she'll leave you. You buy her time and commitment by spending.

No one human being is special and has it all. Beauty is common, you'll know there are more than a million girls with curves.

So f.ck her.

Infolenka:


Fact.

Girls that are that beautiful know their worth and they won't settle for just anyone. They have millionaires and celebrities disturbing their dms daily. They can't allow some random unknown average guy fuçk them.

I know a girl in Lagos that's on that level of beauty and the lowest her man has sent her is 500k. They once quarrelled and the man had to send her 2 million to apologize, which she asked for of course.

These Nairaland boys are clowns.

He pays her for being beautiful, she sleeps with him for being rich. Their love is already f.cked.

brandsoncharlie:

From ur comment, I can say u are not telling the truth. Not all women are the same when Bleeping them, just like a particular type of food will not taste the same by different cooks. except u take anything u see, maybe u gat no taste.

I wasn't talking about sleeping with them. Bone structure and fat cause curviness and so here, I'm referring to their skin and the jiggle of their assets.

You go write the tomorrow exam with this Engrish? Pray say your lecturer no go de grammatically critical.

You lick the salt, sip Sprite and drink water. Is that it?

Cos salt, sprite and water seems like a taste-waste combination.

Lesson learnt. Now, he should go build another house and marry another wife and act the simp continually.

Our politicians are very rich, actually poor men.

Take away our borrowing power, dem don turn beggars

You are exotic, that's just it. See him as equally exotic, y'all don't video call?

Kandeed:
we decided to split my salary into two every month while she get 40k each month. all of a sudden yesterday she said this month's salary I'll have to give her 70k out of the salary n after I refused bluntly she stopped replying my messages, she won't even pick my calls since morning. Nairalanders I really need ur advice cuz this is choking me already

Stupiddos like you should have the first and follow up commenters tell you to f.u.ck off.

You should pray to her as your goddess so she can reconsider and leave you with 20k. Why natural selection no de comot fools like this?

Join the trend

When another comot wey go need that same hand, She go be like, "Me, Simi, see me!".

Infolenka:


You Nairaland redpill guys are just keyboard clowns who most girls dont even give a fuçk about in real life. Some of you are even virgins.

I love beautiful women and I love talking about them and posting pictures. If you have issues with that, fuçk off.

Yeah. Their skin and succulence feels the same to less curvaceous bodies. It's the eyes that makes one think they're special, whereas touching them feels no different from normal females.

CMSltd:
Finally, I bought SONY A7III.

Remaining Tamron 17-38mm Lens.

The Tamron lenses are for the A7III or another cam? How much did you get the A7III and the Tamron?

Money is everything.






Still, God above coin.

Enter Buck dm, ask am na. Infact, disturb am.

Las las, your interest will die.

KingZaddy:
read what you wrote and ask your self if there is sense in it

I do, you don't.

Worry about nothing, the comments below will be predictable as usual.

There are no stupid laws of manhood. Look how men have bypassed even the laws of nature.

Just talk say you wan give advice.

Righteousness2:


Your N100 or N1000 that you got Honestly will make impact in your Life than that Evil N10M..
If he gives you, you either reject it or take the whole money and sow as a seed in a Confirmed Bible Beliving Church.

Then it will be Altar Vs Altar .

I know a young man who served his masters some years ago and was settled with 2.2M. Infact his friends nicknamed him 2.2!
I Tell you, That Money was as useless as the 'P' in psychology. The young man could not explain what happened to the money. He was back on the streets haggered and Hungry! He had to locate GOD by Force. Luckily for Him , He came in Contact with the Lords Chosen! That was where GOD intervened.

If you really think about it, the collector na long throat. Him greed cause him blindness.

Every month, 10m for doing what?

You attain power by dabbing in evil especially in Nigeria.

It may not be diabolical. It's the little corruption that we aid and abett.

Dongoyaro is RIP
Father Buhari is VIP

Na Bitcoin go save Global economy.

If you haven't purchased or thinking of owning cryptocurrency, just accept you are old school like Desmond Eldiot and Father Buhari

nzeobi:


No politician is Bank rolling it

You just do like you de sure.

If your whole ambition for this life na to marry, build house and buy car, no wahala. He can have it.

If you know your destiny carry big ambitions wey go give you pass 10m. Send thunder to fire the man.

So man and woman still dey their gay relationship...

Stupidity jor.

Terrorists now terrorising religion. Wow! that's a recent development.

Maybe a good thing.

I didn't read none of that.

The person below, please summarise.

Move closer and point out with deadly calm that she's not allowed to use her hands. Give her permission to only insult and walk away.

If she no code, you can plead self defence after getting her unconscious.