₦airaland Forum

Thank God God no be man cos if...

The world pities us.

Ihatemen:
I hate men

Even the Son of Man that likes you?

The Nigerian Youth Service corps has always been paramilitary if you think about it.

Imagine how warlike corpers will look with helmets, bulletproof vests or shields, guns, radio, supplies and real inspiration.

See, we have innovative corpers capable of producing locally made biological and chemical weapons to attack bandits.

Las las, na poor man be soldier for Naija.

Blue sky on Samsung and Apple products always look so rich but you don't find that on Xiaomi.

What do we do now?

JOKOtoye...

Naira Marley...

Cruisers.

Their third blessing, Congratulations to the couple.

Lil Baby, thank God you born for better home but welcome to Nigeria. Ride with us, we de cruise wella for here.

iKingsley:

If you were Bubu, won't you just cruise and watch your haters self destruct by themselves?

Also, this is the last stage of his lifetime, Nigeria's problems are bigger than he can handle so allow him use the office for some extensive vacay.

We're all in this together till 2023.

TheUndercover:
Questions For You:

If you catch your wife cheating on you, what will you do?

What have you learned so far from this thread starting from phase one to phase two? What do you want me to talk or post about more? Has your views about life changed?

I think I'll be calm and advice her to leave for her own sake. Mehn, I learnt I have gotta be likeable and less wrathful.

Talk about causing social change. Well yes, I think life makes a man more of a slave and a woman more/less of a Queen.

Selfie sticks replaced by earbuds... Sha, they were not durable and some people got preoccupied with owning drones instead.

ateamblezing:
Omo na mental craze

Start to de craze.

Na oyinbo de craze for this place, eh!

KOLOMENTAL!

The seller isn't a scammer, the buyer doesn't feel scammed, All is well!

OdogwuBlog:
Bros If You Never Enter Family Life !!! ..... You De On Cruise !!!

One married man once tell me say him daughter wake him up by 2AM at night only to demand that ...... "DADDY I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR NOSE" ...... Ahhhhh !!!

Okay as me don enter family Life nahh !!! ... My Wife get belle now !!!

She be dey demand stuupid stuupid things oooo ... But i be dey think say !!! ... na because say she dey Pregnant nahh ....

But ...... the one weah she do of recent shock me !!! .

Before the one weah happen last night .... she once demanded by 2AM at night ...... say she wan chop Kuli Kuli ... IMAGINE BY 2AM ..... And she complain this till 6AM in the morning !!! - When i finally bring Kuli Kuli come by 8AM .... she tell me say ..... she don loose appetite .... make i commot am .... that the looking at it makes her feel like Vomiting !!!

Below na Kuli Kuli ... incase if you no know !!!

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Okay This one happened Last Night !!!

I Come dey wonder if her spirit dey always start by 2AM ......

Around 2AM Last Night !!! ... She wake me up and continue to tell stories again !!!

This one shock me ooo !!!! , Upon say i never knack for life 3 Months now !!! - Doctor say na from 4 Months we can begin nack !!! ..... I Buy Soaps 2 time per week .... Only for me not to cheat on my wife !!! - If you know you know ....

OKAY ... BABY Tell me ... what do you want - Na wetin i ask her ...

She looked at me and say .................. "Baby Let's Insult Each Other" .....

Ehhhhh .... She say ... I Feel like insulting somebody and Causing Quarrel .... I Looked at her and say !!! "BABE NO BE ME AND YOU"

Before i can turn to the other side of the bed ... she slapped me and say "Honey you are a fooool" .....

I Looked at her and say "NA Bigger Fooool you be" ..... She starts crying .... and say .... So you can insult me back .....

The summary of these stories be say .... I No sleep last Night !!! .... I Tried all i can to calm her down .... She insulted me from 2AM Till 6AM This morning !!!

When she don see say na morning ... She looked at me as say "Baby ... What are we eating this morning"

Marriage dey sweet shaa ... But i dey Hell Fire now .....

NO KNACKS ... NO SLEEPS ...

Wetin i go fit do .... Nothing !!!

I Can't WAIT To See My TWINS !!!

Better Days Ahead !!!

cc; lalasticlala

She get her emotions, you get your head. You for just start sarcastic questioning like this.

You : Na the baby want the Kuli kuli or na just you.

Her : The baby.
You : Sweet fatty gurl, which time you teach the baby how to know Kuli?

OR

Her : Na me.
You : Eheh? Preggy love, where we fit go find am and what's the name of your witchdoctor friend that sells at 2am?

Guy, use cynicism shut her up. Call her fatty bumbum, Miss Foodie worldwide...

My wife go get equal dose of drama and wahala, I promise her.

I wanna be invisible and pass through any material.

OP, you don see as person de jump come shoot him hands for air like Superman? Guy, na better thrills, but reason am, Nigerians see you fly and you are a witch or something. Fly na for yonder e go work.

If him wear better Halloween costume, say as Werewolf or vampire, wetin we for hear?

Chai, poverty is a big bad thing!

Mr Elastic, thin and crazy as expected.

In old age, this skin will be hanging like cowskin drying under Northern sun

He has an army of girls...

Modified: All these people quoting me, wetin? I'd prefer 300 Spartans behind me than a thousand amazons. Free me!

Ah, they are not amazons, only ajebuttatas.

Na AI and tech cause am, everyone is wising anyhow and scamming anyhow

Born them first so you go know.

Anything we tell you go still make you doubt.

The Good book says train up a child... Female or male, just love every child and playfully remind them to take care of you in your old age.

Happy Birthday, Princess!

Mr Tim Maya, you develop that dad bod again na?

I was bored so I stepped in here.

I'll see myself out.

OP, what type of Institution?

Everyone get in, let's cruise this country.

No seatbelt o, just hold someone or something tight till fuel finish.

neyohh:
Craze man

That's why they bill us hard, them no fine but want super rich hot guy.

We don suffer for naija because our girls no get yansh

Guy, for Calabar, that Unical area especially, girls with curves over plenty. I say you go look beautiful women sotey dem fine women go start to tire you.

That's another thing Infolenka won't mention, how beautiful women get tiring after a while.

Infolenka:
That's how women who are at this level of beauty operate. They are at the top of the pyramid, and to date them you also have to be at the top of the pyramid as a man.

This isn't about love. To women like this, the way you prove your love is by spending. You really don't have a choice. If you don't spend some other millionaire will spend on her and she'll leave you. You buy her time and commitment by spending.

No one human being is special and has it all. Beauty is common, you'll know there are more than a million girls with curves.

So f.ck her.

Infolenka:
Fact.

Girls that are that beautiful know their worth and they won't settle for just anyone. They have millionaires and celebrities disturbing their dms daily. They can't allow some random unknown average guy fuçk them.

I know a girl in Lagos that's on that level of beauty and the lowest her man has sent her is 500k. They once quarrelled and the man had to send her 2 million to apologize, which she asked for of course.

These Nairaland boys are clowns.

He pays her for being beautiful, she sleeps with him for being rich. Their love is already f.cked.

brandsoncharlie:
From ur comment, I can say u are not telling the truth. Not all women are the same when Bleeping them, just like a particular type of food will not taste the same by different cooks. except u take anything u see, maybe u gat no taste.

I wasn't talking about sleeping with them. Bone structure and fat cause curviness and so here, I'm referring to their skin and the jiggle of their assets.

You go write the tomorrow exam with this Engrish? Pray say your lecturer no go de grammatically critical.

You lick the salt, sip Sprite and drink water. Is that it?

Cos salt, sprite and water seems like a taste-waste combination.

Lesson learnt. Now, he should go build another house and marry another wife and act the simp continually.

Our politicians are very rich, actually poor men.

Take away our borrowing power, dem don turn beggars