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klassykute:
Due to current recession Nigeria is facing, everything is now on the high side from food stuff to toiletries, to electronics even the cost of having a Bride has also increased greatly.... this thread is a survey for guys who are planning on getting married soon brace yourself you might change your mind.
What is the cost of taking a Bride in your village..

In Edo state, Bini to be precised is know to have the cheapese Bride price in Nigeria. the list comprise of

6 crates of beer
6 crates of soft drinks
cola nuts for prayers
4 bottles of Hots
#25 naira for BRIDE PRICE
and refreshment for guess.....

cheap Yea but when a Bini woman dies her body is taken back to her father's house and thelist eh no be here, more expensive than weddings

LecciGucci:
ONE OF THE ABOVE. Lol... tell me where u are from.? U look a yoruba gal

bros am a Nigerian ooo

LecciGucci:
Im grown baby!... U ar nigerian bt ur comment sometimes ar divisive!

bros no vex how many times have u noticed me comment?
in Nigerian movies that cloth and knife means a ritual scene
or have you been studying my comments on Nl that you think they are divisive?

LecciGucci:
Are u afonja?

Am a Nigerian but please grow up

Tazdroid:
Op, you get mind o. E get as d sight of scorpion dey do me


But d scorpion no dey chop the cockroach na.

the scorpion is waiting for the content in the roach to dissolved

who are they sacrificing this time?

hmmmm

Kwantinue

Respect the fact that she is involved with another person and let her be

if a lady can be taken from her man by you and expect the same to happen to you when she's been pestered by another guy.

lie to him that you have slept with another man and you are expecting pregnancy, watch for 3 months how he and his family treats you, that's your answer

coolest01:
So, cos you don't want whatever you don't want, other people too should follow suit? You have an internet enabled phone;You created a thread on problems with ladies having big boobs, yet u ask me to list 5 disadvantages of small boobs? . Anyway, I'll help you.
Here we go…
1. You still get ID-ed sometimes. Because in the chest region, you resemble a 12-year-old boy.
2. When you lie down, your boobs completely vanish.
3. It’s occurred to you that you could fit into those “bralettes” marketed at 4-year-olds.
4. Your nickname in high school was “Holland…”
5. … And you were dubbed the leader of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee.” (Sigh.)
6. The bras you need to wear to get cleavage on a date? Are always the clunky padded ones you never want your date to see.
7. Not to mention those “chicken fillets” you can use to create the sneaky illusion of cleavage. Try explaining THOSE when a guy gets your bra off.
8. Those “matching set” bikinis? You always need one size smaller up top.
9. When you put on weight, it mysteriously goes to every part of your body except your chest.
10. Boob sex. You hear it’s a thing that can be done, but exactly HOW remains a mystery to you.
11. Sometimes the padding gets warped in your bra, and it looks like you’ve got an anchor-shaped boob.
12. You want to wear those pretty bras that are just lace… until you realise everyone would know THE TRUTH because you can’t pad transparent lace.
13. Halter-neck tops are a joke on you.
14. You harbour a sneaking suspicion that your partner wouldn’t object if you were to magically fill out two cup sizes.
15. Sports bras give you pecs.
16. At Mad Men parties you can NEVER be Joan Harris. #PeggyOlson4eva
Damn it, Joan.
17. You’ve given up on the terrifying prospect of wearing strapless dresses. You pop out of the damn things whenever you raise your arms.
18. Your little sister outgrew your hand-me-down bras when you were 11.
19. Spaghetti straps are so long on you that they need to be altered. Every. Single. Time.
20. When you take off your bikini to dry after the beach, everyone can see all the padding.
21. You’ve had that awkward moment when a guy’s boobs are bigger than yours.
22. The bane of your life is the “boob gap”- then you’re wearing a low-cut top and everyone can see that gap between boob and bra, because you just can’t fill it.
Small-boobed girls, what have we missed? Do you think women with smaller or bigger boobs have it easier?

Everything has its pros and cons
ENJOY LIFE WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE BETTER OF WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU HAVE

i am flabberwhelmed

Archaa:
Don't let us locate you


its your type we throw into the lagoon to conceal any evidence


How many of our guys would you kick on the balls at the same time. ...hehehe you make me laugh


where do you stay...I mean your address
.

see me see trouble ooooo

i said if it was one guy not multiple guys

give 3 reasons why i should reveal my location here to you, stating revelance of its importance to the nigerian economy also citing 3 examples each.

Archaa:
you are actually deceiving yourself


don't dig your own grave
.

lemme kick your balls and tell me if u will still have the strength to lay a finger on me within 3 minutes

nice one

learnt how to give a figure 4 from lying down position no matter how strong he is, he can't be released as long as he is the only one

then go for the cojones , no matter how strong a man is, his stones will make him as meek as a lamb.

the woman don de lean oooo the woman don de lean oooo

FrancisAdl:
Lol i know but I just couldn't help it! Even the purest breed of Caucasian is not even sold that much in nairaland

if it's cheap you complain, if it's expensive you still complain

it's his commodity and can put whatever price he wants

predigree Caucs are far more expensive than the price you stated


you think se e easy to keep record of bloodlines?

does Efe reside in delta state?

Hmmmm Michael
our mentor in bleaching and surgery

even corpers that ended their service year didn't get anything doing after pop, d only downside to it is no pay, let them get busy

whatgives

Ishilove:
You should be ashamed of yourself. Why are you exposing your mother's dirty secrets?

how come "old lady" and when he mentioned ur moniker was turned to "my mother "?

I suspect foul play here

spending money than what is been earned, that's how the wealthy fall.

if this guy runs his father's companies then it's going down but then his father is a smart man

he should marry her no too much talk

Tazdroid:
Her boyfriend should beware of the muscles

as in eh. Soft and cuddly as early mormor agege bread

underground bread @akoka u mean

econo88:
wonderfull... I proud of him

me too proud of him

scratching of a chalkboard with fingers makes me cringe

myking95:
What if you don't have the fruit of the womb immediately as u planned?

no one plans to fail, same as asking do you if you will die or live tomorrow?

so no more stick in the couch?

am not understanding

4 kids from 4 dads? how true is this?