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Wiseandtrue:
Be careful of the decision you made today, it might hunt you tomorrow!

Just because of ethnicity and religious beliefs, Kwankwaso swept GEJ's feet out yesterday under a well planned conspiracy

Today, he needs his help to correct a mistake he made more than 3 years ago!

GEJ forgives easily while Buhari wears vengeance as cloth!

JEGA has wronged Nigerians! I hope he would apologise one day!

I hope he apologised to GEJ A brave man is never afraid to apologise and recognise his mistakes!

Having said that they should rally round and support whomever the primaries produced!

Kwankwaso, go and sin no more!

Adakintroy:
My person you DE see well. May your eyes always be open. May your decedant eyes all be. I pray for you in truth and honesty of heart amen.

I wait Nigerians to admit that this whole thing was tribally induce on us. Yet they wave it like let's not make this about tribe. Have we attain nationhood that we are not suppose to make this about tribe. Is it a coincidence that since independence we have been rule by only two ethnic groups. This is the lie we tell ourselves over and over until we believe it. That we are one nation as long as only two tribe are ruling.

Imagine atiku as old as he is. Cannot play for integrity. You conspire to give the power out to apc. Now you are back to pdp to take the same power you willing give out.

Is that stupidity or is that stupidy. Me think it's stupidity.

Why not retain the power first in your party. Then wait for your turn. At least if the power is within your party it will be easy to take it back than when it's outside.

Truth is constitutional reform was a threat to the north. No one knew were it was heading. They could not take that chance for another four years. Jonathan perhaps should have kept his card close to his chest.

Quiet things down for a while till he got the second term ticket. Then hit hard on reform with full force.

jenniferlove:
After three kids, she looks amazing.

See more pictures

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/08/governor-ajimobis-daughter-abisola-kola-daisy-shares-sexy-swimwear-photos/

Issame:
A man who was invited as a guest at City 105.1 fm in Lagos today, was caught on camera stealing a Macbook pro belonging to the company. The CCTV footage from the company, shows the man briskly entering into one of the offices and taking away the Macbook.

A statement from the station reads:

This guest at City 105.1 FM who was there under false pretences, made
off with a macbook pro belonging to a member of our staff. If you have
any information, please kindly contact us. In the attached files below, you will find pictures and videos of the theif caught in the act by our CCTV cameras. He came in 8:47 am on Friday,17th of August, 2018.

Video

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/cctv-captures-moment-a-fake-guest-stole-a-staffs-macbook-pro-at-city-fm-video/

legalwealth:
This contact reached out to me this morning that he is giving all nairalanders 500Mb. I was already suspecting something which he might not even personally know i.e might be someone sent him. At least I gave him my MTN number only for him to be asking for a code.


I truly received a code after some minutes but I already told him earlier that I can't and won't provide such. Don't ever provide such under no circumstance or promise(s) else you want your line to be hijacked, be used to call people and you can at the end be a victim of hacking. Please share this! !!

itspzpics:
Popular actress Funke Akindele who celebrates her wedding anniversary with her hubby Jjc yesterday celebrates her birthday today as she turns 41.


Olufunke Ayotunde Akindele was born оn the 24th of August, 1976 at Ikorodu,Lagos. She is popularly known as Funke Akindele a.k.a JENIFA, she recently boost her popularity by winning the best actress in a leading role in the African Movie Academy Award with her popular record breaking movie JENIFA.


Happy birthday to her .



Source >>>> http://www.praizenews.com/funke-akindele-celebrates-birthday-turns-41-today/

Sarkin:
God punish this jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pig of Bia-fra terrorist man!!


Corrupt bastard.


In saner climes he and thiefnathan would be hanged already!!

- All salary arrears paid up
- All contractual debts paid up
- All Pension arrears paid up
- All money owed Biafran war veterans paid off
- Almost known treasury leakages sealed up
- Treasury thieves being investigated and prosecuted
- Recession overcome within one year
- The foreign reserve keeps growing despite low oil price
- Inflation is reducing
- The Capital market rated highest globally
- The ease of doing business rated high
- Greatly reduced food import bills
- Greatly increased Internal Revenue Generation drive
- Revamped and more effective tax regime
- More efficient and more responsible Civil Service
- All Federal roads being reconstructed across the Country
- Fast rails being constructed between the state capitals
- Gas pipeline being laid from South to Abuja, Kaduna and Kano
- 13 Modular Refineries being built in ND
- Private Financing for our three Refineries being negotiated
- Private Refineries to collocate with the existing Refineries being concluded
- Influx of foreign companies increasing
- Increased investments by domestic investors
- The Electricity Generating capacity at 7000 MW
- Transmission Capacity at 7000 MW
- Distribution capacity being restructured to inject more capital and expertise
- The economy of Nigeria being Restructured from oil based to Agric, Solid Mineral and Manufacture based
- Boko Haram now a distant ding in the orchestra of general quietude
- IPOB now a mute idea ready for discussions at the right time
- Niger Delta Avengers now reduced from a movement to Madam’s Patie military wing for retaining her loot.
- Military vehicles sourced from a Nigeria car manufacturer for the first time
These are not propositions; all these and more will be on the Curriculum Vitae of PMB in the 2019 Presidential Elections. And he did not achieve these by fluke, he was deliberate; the economy he inherited was dire. The country was running on one cylinder and the engine had just coughed its last, the engine was dead and the ”plane” was adrift.
I know all these achievements won’t make meaning to wailers because they are not putting money directly into your pockets. I know that is the only achievements Nigerians recognise. The amount of money individuals grab into their pockets.

TheAngry1:
He initiated Jonathan's ouster from Aso Rock, supervised it and completed it. Now, the dumb mofo is hiding in political oblivion in Otueke, growing pot belly from money stolen from our commonwealth.

Gossiplover:
As usual, you are back again with your senseless comments. If you think they got only N250k, then you must be joking. Do you think the owner of the recovered bag won't surprise them? These guys are made for life. Google your name and Google their names, let's see what comes up. You that is writing this nonsense, you are yet to pass JAMB after 5 years of trying.

ChiefAzubuike:
You returned a bag full of hot dollars only to be rewarded with 250k naira and a handshake?

A great man called Armit Kalantri once said
"People regret not achieving enough success in life, they should regret missing many opportunities in life."

You are a very wise man Mr Security for choosing to be a mai guard for life.






Sorry kid, I had my Bsc and MSC in 1995 and 2001 respectively. That's way before your mothers pant first got stained with menstrual blood and your father started seeing his first strands of pubic hair.

LynnnCHI:
Yes a million is ok .

All you need to do is to make the two ceremonies same day.Preferably,the white wedding should be done in the village of the bride or around same town.You can do this in any time of the day,if you guys are catholic better!A priest can fix you guys on any during morning massFirst mass on a Sunday is sweet because the coverage in video will show we'll dressed congregants.


After that proceed to the venue of the traditional wedding.Do your thing.Avoid buying can drinks.Make sure more than 90 are in bottles.Avoid high drinks like Heineken and Guinness,buy in little quantities if you must.

Other cheap brands are Hero,Goldberg,Star,Legend,etc

As a ph guy,where your money should be spent is on drinks.You see this small small liquors dey sell 100 naira is very very important.a carton should be around 3k or less.Like pasa bitters,Baby oku,Erujeje,etc.

Village guys dey like them well well.


I think a million naira is Ok
And during rainy season things are relatively cheap.I wish you the best.Atleast you get1 million.Some people no get to pay bride price sef.




Let's say my guy has 1 million this is what I will do.

First monetizing the whole thing may cost 300k to 350k including bride price.

2 cow head costs 40k.Big ones like 43k
You can add a carton of turkey like 10k-13k or close eye buy He-goat 25k to use for only bitter leaf soup and remove ogbono soup.

Bag of rice 18k
Gallon of red oil ten liters is 4000
Vegetable oil 9000
Tomatoes fresh 6000
Tin tomatoes 3000
Other ingredients including Maggie salt and the rest around 7k
Two basket of onions 2k

Soap Egusi a bucket is ok
And ogbomo half bucket is ok
Every other ingredients for soup is minor.Na the meat and fish be the look

2 bag of semo 6k
Garry or Akpu 6k

You can add salad or moimoi if you want.Salad is perfered cos w cheap for rainy season.Cabbage carrot and Irish potatoes and eggs are ok with biggest bama.Person wey know how to run am no go spend more than 5k.Secret if good salad na creaming.Blend sugar with bama and peak milk and salad go sweet.

Remove like 20k -25kfor dried and stock fish
Cameroon pepper like 500 is ok
Crawfish bucket is 1500

Renting of pots and canopies depending on how many 25k

Renting of wedding gown like 20k

Both of your traditional wear both of you can wear good lace for 10 yards around 35k in lagos Island market.You can chose to wear normal Senator.Aba near Ph ,you fit run an there with your wedding suit.Just buy better check material see the suit them buy plain material for trouser wey go fit am.E no cost.Just use good tailor wey no work The color of trouser should be same as your blazers.

Better shoe for island you will buy 12k.But you can still buy two for that amount.If I'm a guy I go vesper buy correct OK sanders like 8k for traditional wedding and 5k shoe for whites.I don't like cover shoes on senator wears.Good leather palm sandals is classy!Just pedicure your legs well.

Gele and shoe around 10k
Beads like 3k
And there's provisions to rent if need be.

For drinks
250k is ok
You can buy local liquors like They sell 100 in four cartons.The reason is that this little drinks are handle and when guys begin to take it with other bottles they will get really high.Just make it available and cold.

Go for other hots like captain jack,etc

Calculate and get back to me make we add more.

AllTheWayUp:

I dey tell u my brother
People don dey finish three of dem now for Instagram say na make dem stop to dey live fake life and dey stop borrow pose at their old age to take dey deceive people for Instagram

Magichand:


Speaking on Instagram, she said it was really had for her at a time, which almost made her do terrible things.


See More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/ifu-ennada-how-i-almost-ventured-into-acting-pornography/

BonkoINC:
This is happening in retailation when a sars officer gunned down an innocent man a day before.

More details coming soon.

Video here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJrPyOlAJsw

More video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSeDWeiLHeA



https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=FJrPyOlAJsw

FlirtyKaren:
Few days ago, social media was set agog after a radio station/music house belonging to Yinka Ayefele, was demolished by Governor Ajimobi. The Oyo State Governor suffered severe backlash, as residents of Oyo went all out to lay curses on him.

However in a new report, it was gathered that Governor Ajimobi described Yinka Ayefele as a good man and a responsible citizen, stressing that the next step was to find a compassionate means of resolving the issue. 

The Oyo State Governor has also set up the committee, at a reconciliatory meeting with the popular musician in his office on Thursday in Ibadan. Governor Ajimobi however stated that the demolition exercise was neither a witch-hunt nor politically motivated, insisting it was due to contravention of the state’s property laws.

At the meeting which was facilitated by a top governorship aspirant in the All Progressives Congress (APC), Mr Joseph Tegbe, the Oyo State Governor urged Ayefele to ensure that his radio station embraced ethical reportage of the issue.

Governor also directed that a new building accommodating the additional parts of the building be approved for Ayefele immediately. It is expected that the ace gospel singer’s architect will liaise with officials in the department of physical planning to work out the modalities and the approval, while the fence of the building would be moved back a few metres.

Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi, who was at the Governor’s Office alongside some monarchs, also pleaded with the governor to resolve the impasse. Governor Ajimobi also expressed willingness to ensure financial compensation to Ayefele, with the terms of the recompense to be discussed at a later meeting between the governor and the proprietor of the station.

On his own part, Yinka Ayefele stated that his office responded to all letters forwarded to it by the state government. He however expressed regrets at not being able to see the governor, adding that the emissaries he sent failed to deliver his messages. According to him, he remains a law-abiding citizen who is ready to comply with the regulations of the state government.

Here are more photos below; 

https://lailasnews.com/yinka-ayefele-reconciles-with-governor-ajimobi-photos/

ruggedtimi:
one thing is certain those graduate will forever be wealthy. Most of these celebrities are making temporary money.

priceaction:
He created a stupid niche for himself, now he is reaping the rewards. What if, in actual fact, he is just across dresser without even involving in homosexualities? This just because of hunger? Derenle started like that, but now he is into millions. This one again, became controversial, that everyone is now abusing him, not knowing that in actual fact, in the course of abuse through social media, you are actually promoting him and marketing him too and that's what the mods always do here to take it to front page to get him bashed. In this country you have to be controversial to make huge money especially in a crowded entertainment industries. He can't even speak correct English, yet many graduates that graduated even with 2.1 and above will never get good marketing deal like this na only to employ them to follow product delivery van and give them pea nutts like 50k/month. Same way goes to musicians winning endorsements here and there whereas graduates spending hours in production line to make the products or the likes are paid peanuts.

Cryomancer:


E no go better for 500k.

God knows I can't return such money... not in this Buhari era where everybody is a criminal.


Don't blame me, I'm just being a Nigerian.

divinelove:
see reaction as attached

Amagite2:
From; Amagitesblog.com

Fashion Entrepreneur, Toyin Lawani has replied an Instagram user who said she's taking Nina to see a rich man in Dubai.

Yesterday, Toyin Lawani shared photos of herself on a plane to Dubai to join Nina, and the IG user wrote;

"She's definitely taking Nina to one of the big God's in Dubia".

Read Toyin's reply below...

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/08/toyin-lawanis-reply-to-ig-user-who-said-she-sent-nina-to-dubai-for-runs.html