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That short man abii....
Messi go just look am say....where dem see this statue.....him go say this one na coach...? Make him come be in house boy for Buenos Aries

Hotfreezer:
Na Shatta Bandle go still coach this overhyped Barca las las

That's the other older players but has for messi...the old man dey kampe.
Messi will play this footy till he is 38-40years so deal with it.
We intend to surround messi with younger players who are fit with great intensity......
Messi will give Barca 70goals a season....so the players will contribute 40goals.
The younger players will press for the ball......they have the intensity unlike the older players....
So in a nutshell......
Messi is here to stay.....the rakitic, Vidal, busquet, pique can all go.....including Alba.....
Those player just dey form seniority for team no let those young guys shine...
Imagine that mumu setien no gree start Puig ...for mildfield...and him wan win match....the matches he used puig ....Barca scored goals against Villarreal, Celts Vigo...and alaves....even Athletico.....but other matches he didn't use puig...na 1-0 match barca dey play.
In all Youth is the way to go...with Messi.....(I for just like clone messi) make in be like 2....in go sweet die

lagusboyyy:
In my own opinion,messi is the number one factor holding back barcelona.

For crying out loud,this guy is above 30,naturally,the law of diminishing returns is already happening. I believe this team should let go of old legs and rebuild.

Its not even the matter of sacking the coaches or admin staffs,much power is given to lionel messi,i see this ish happening again.

At least you don't see old men in Liverpool.
Milner and Henderson are the only 2 old men
The rest are fresh young talents rearing to go, their intensity alone na die.
Board member no be the problem Ooo!
The problem is that when them hire that mumu Valverde...that idiot spoil things...that's what we are reaping...some fans said shebi him dey win Laliga.....

swiz123:
Barcelona just needs to sack their board members even more than Nigeria need to sack their service chiefs. When they have been sacked, they can hire a good manager with reputation who can organize these players to play like they used to.

A manager like klopp can revitalize these set of players; all of them can't be that bad

Don't mind those spoilt brats jare!
Simple hustle for field dem no fit.
The matter come worse as that pregnant Suarez after the match na 1-1 wee no fit convert simple chance....just they waste ball.
The match even vex me reach sotey....make them even fight....do agidi....but no ooo! The players dey flex...coach too do fine boy come field come flex.....
Shame on them......na messi own pain me.....Messi the GOAT.....but club and country just dey insult him talent.
If Messi dey that Mancity team....O Lord!
We Barca don't deserve that dude jare.....
Make the guy leave us.......he can go to other team...he has really paid so much dues....what should he do again.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
The whole Barcelona team needs total overhauling
Including pique.... anyhow defence...

As an ardent supporter of Barcelona and lover of Messi
I was aware that the defeat of yesterday is gonna happen..
Am not a biased Moda fuckkker...i say it the way it is..

Have been saying it...
Immediately after that Napoli's game.....this was exactly what i said

I just dey pity Barcelona

If them repeat wetin them play against Napoli then i can bet my balls they are going out when they face Bayern Munich
Suarez was acting like actor instead of him to be serious
Falling and rolling on the floor for every little touch
Greizmann is no where to be found....
They better be serious or lewandowski will score them every minute
I shock when that guy score five goals within nine minutes
Muller own even worse.....you nor go see am for inside field but the next thing you go hear from commentator na

Goal! Goal! Thomas muller

Chrisjoe....Chrisjoe!
That dude go cry tire!.....
Nothing consign these people with porn site na...
Arewa suggesting such self...is a shame on that group....
They should channel there energy on other things....that are meaningful.....
Porn site is personal choice......don't be surprised if some of our politicians enjoy some rigour from them.......

Susu888:
I tell u.... Upon all the happenings in this shit hole na the porn wey bachelor/single youths dey manage console themselves with na him dey wan ban? It will be the cause of naija youths finally uniting for a protest that shakes down this con3.
Dem for ask reduction of data sub not this rubbish!

Why won't he? You think its easy beating traffic around that area....she died while taking a bike to work, even still she will be late to work and still be surcharged....
Just like when one of my brother left home around 5:30am from ikorodu to Maryland for work....he got to the BRT lane...he had to wait a long time, only for him to take a bike to Ketu, on the bike a Brt bus hit him and the bike......He woke up in the hospital to give thanks...
He was fired eventually shaa!
That's why sometime is kuku better to stay alive than to die for one mans work Ooo!
If she had not gone that day, she will still be alive....at least Coldstone is rich enough to have a nearby accommodation at least few miles to the office.

emmy512:
But cold Stone didn't kill her naah, whats all this unnecessary talk. He should've sticked to mourning his wife and not putting cold Stone like they killed her, every business in Nigeria is stress,
He should've said Nigeria killed her too, that would've been fair.
Rest in peace to the lady.
All this truck drivers that speed and move anyhow.

Clap for yourself! That's very good!

GreenKalada:
Don't worry you have been banned for 5 years for inciting hate speech

On a Rampage.
Naso that girl use our beloved Bible to smoke weed. We Christians didn't do anything, we just let the Almighty God decide.
That Sharia Law guiding their people I am not against it as long as its provides purnishment for offender.
But to take human life away..........

jaggabban:
Thank God na on top Nairaland u dey rant.
Kontinu

Your V.J shall know no peace!
How can that be satisfactory to you.

Dickeyrider:
I will marry a Muslim man with a big black D*ck

The difference is that Messi will go down as The G.O.A.T

His legs has done the talking.

Beverlyjean:
U guys are funny ooo.... pls what has messi won apart from cups for barca...no international trophy ... pls can someone tell me the difference between messi cruyff and di Stefano...

I shock wahlai.....
See comment!......
There you have it........

bigcee:

What about that Ronaldinho samba dance skills....don't tell me you don't miss that kind of football......

Beverlyjean:
Football is about goals and not a dancing competition

You will only get schools or farms here in Ikorodu.....
Why not apply for jobs like around Ketu, Ojota instead of ikorodu...it will just kill your job potentials in the nearest future.....

henryvirus:
Please I'm a Corp member serving in Lagos.
I'm in need of a PPA in Ikorodu and it's environs.
I studied Law but I'd prefer to work in other establishments asides a Law firm. I'm proficient in Microsoft Office Applications, Software troubleshooting and diagnosis, and quite versatile enough to adapt to any duty. Thanks.

He said he never gave a press interview ....so why should they impersonate him? That's an Offence.
The thunder go fire una.......what so bad about it..? He shouldn't even apologise at all......why will the media try to do something like that? If he did the interview and they coined some of his words at least we understand that the paper is try to make headlines and money.......
He should even sue Punch for that bulshit. If he doesn't have any skeleton in his cupboard there is nothing the press will do...they can't do shishi......instead they will just give him popularity much more than what he has.

quote author=Slynation post=92655674]Well.... That wasn't necessary, As a professional football that wants to succeed, He should stay away from Media posts and focus because the media will keep them coming....[/quote]

Imagine! She would have made a fine wifey Ooo!
If she just hold on....small she for meet Alhaji for down stairs for him jeep wee go give her x5 of that money. Alhaji come be Soldier join...go come help find the scammer....she for just use the scammer smoke kwanu.......
Chai!...Alhaji wifey just go like that Ooo!

kelvinovie:
Another toto wen men supposed dey Bleep, just wast like that. Too bad!!

[See this one....this is the reason why we stop throwing stones anymore! Simply becos your matter need devine hanging on the cross upside down....
Mumu comment!


quote author=prologue post=92663963]The scammer was "kind enough" to return 5k when he was told what happened to Vera. So sad[/quote]

Ori e pke ju jare!
A won Iranu rada rada!

Simeony007:
Orisirisi Iranu Reality Shows

It have enter!
Do your best.....Lol

pretydiva:
If this rubbish post enter front page ehnn. What I will do would be left u imagined

Hahahah! Lol!
Na Lie naaa!...
U dey watch TV upside down

obonujoker:
Portugal Turkey... Ronaldo give hamit altintop snake bite, still use am score

Videos?
Oga you can't back up your claims with facts....u go reference the match naa...
Na back of TV u dey watch, u no dey watch match....

obonujoker:
O boy go watch ronaldo videos, and stop lying here....

U wan teach your father ball....Issokay
U saying messi no get skills....see your eyes....that skill on boateng.....against Bayern nkoo? Even if Ronaldinho don do am before...is that not skill?
Which time u see Pendu do snake bite? Tell me the match you watch Ooo!
Ronaldinho did it against Acmilan 2005 champions league....he did it against Real Zaragoza for Laliga.....2004 season.....

obonujoker:
Lol... Messi get skills??

Messi only get dribbles like maradona... When you are talking of skills Ronaldinho, Okocha, Cr7 etc... Dribbles, Messi, Figo, quaresma...

I must teach you ball today...

Are you saying Ronaldo never do snake bite before??

Pendu Snake bite....for where? U too dey watch back of TV that time nii?

Ronaldinho snake bike go give your wife miscarriage wahlai...the guy too sabi die

obonujoker:
Am not arguing, I know ronaldinho has better skills, just tell me any skill Ronaldinho can do that CR7 can't??

Ronaldo can also do snake bite... We have seen this...

Yes now!
Otondo........U no see messi skills nii?
Shame on you to dey compare Pendu skills to Ronaldinho.....
Great Dinho.....

obonujoker:
If I tell you make you choose who get skill pass Messi and Ronaldinho, you go choose Messi, hypocrite

He is Inzaghi on steroids.
The 2nd him will be Pendu on Marijuana....

paulolee:
yes...no nid to have another you, we also want to see someone different, having another player like u in football would be tagged a 2nd cr7 and dt would be a big miss..

Wait tire!
Why u comot world cup naa?
Why you comot confred Cup na.....?
I go unleash ronaldinho skills for you....
That snake bite fit let your wife get miscarriage Ooo

obonujoker:
Hope you know Ronaldinho is more skillful than Messi too??

Ronaldo

5 ballondors
2 FIFA best
5 European best player
EPL best player
SerieA best player
Laliga best player
EPL golden boot
Laliga golden boot
4 European golden boot
Euros competition top scorer
Euros competition top assister
Portugal highest goal scorer
Portugal highest assister
Portugal best player
European highest goal scorer
Current highest freekick taker
First Puskas award player
730 goals
265 assists
Player with the most dribble in a single match
Euros 2016
UNL 2019


Oya I dey wait for ronaldinho own

Like as if I neva mention the skills...
I told you that the snake bite wee Ronaldinho do that year shey in no fit shift your wifey womb niii...

obonujoker:
O boy, tell me the skill Ronaldinho don do wet Ronaldo never do... Oga o...

Note: Ronaldinho get skill pass Ronaldo.. I accept... But tell me the skill set ronaldinho don do, wey ronaldo never do....

Which awards?
Is it best Serial A player or you mean world best player? Your brain is paining you...you should specify next time...

Ronaldinho can't not do the skills Ronaldinho did.....Rinaldo was only a leg over marchant.....

obonujoker:
You are a clown... Everyone knows Ronaldinho is the most skillful footballer ever.... I'm just asking you that is there any skill he has done that CR7 hasn't done... Stop to dey shalaye much...

CR7 get more award pass ronaldinho sef

See mumu.....Let us compare na.
Ronaldinho world cup 2002
pendu. ....world cup him wan steal am
Ronaldinho confed cup
Pendu....him wan steal am nii
Ronaldinho world best.....when henry and lampard be in mate....ronaldinho carry am give messi.....(he passed the baton to him na)
Pendu....world best...(messi win am pass u)

In short ronaldinho has won every trophy there is to win in football...while your pendu is still dragging for qualifier for Quatar 2022....

Goals......Pendu score goals including penalty that why will call him Pendu....but Ronaldinho will rather give us entertainment and sexy football that goals.....ask Chelsea, Acmilan.....Arsenal......


quote author=obonujoker post=92625446]

Compare there careers[/quote]

See this one! Where u see am?
Person wee suppose dribble...come nutmeg himself join! That one na dribbler?
Pendu na Legover marchant......but that skill don expire teytey.
Go watch the best of Ronaldinho...football go sweet you play wahlai....too much skills......snake bite....comot eye pass....in plenty die!....
Go ask Maldini, Nesta...Stam wetin ronaldinho do them.......even Gattuso wee be coach now...go ask am wetin Ronaldinho do them....
Abii na John Terry and Calvaho wee dey dance Kerewawa dance....infront of ronaldinho.......That ronaldinho na Player...no be all this over hyped spoilt brats...including penalty marchant Pendu

obonujoker:
So Ronaldo no dey do snake bite??

See this one...No wonder Nigerian Lads go abroad to break records that they can't achieve here..., I was even thinking you will mention Cambridge or Oxford....to proclaim that yes he hae small brain but see as you fall yourself hand. Oga your brain is really paining you.
See to study abroad doesn't mean u have sense....like you, u have no sense or sense is really dense....your quote: its not his fault his father is poor.........but his poor father gave him plenty sense na.....unlike u and kiddwaya....Your reply is even senseless
Read my message very well, understand and digest.
I am talking about someone who is hustling on his 2 feet you bringing Papa issue here....Are u OK...? I recommend a psychiatric hospital for your mental health .....


[quote author=Jackmj post=92502272][/quote]

See this one! That snake bite move no fit shift your wifey womb nii....Lol

obonujoker:
What skill has ronaldinho done that CR7 hasn't done??

Wetin you just talk? Ronaldinho not up to CR7...that Pendu?

Its like your brain get freeze breath.......u no dey think alright wahlai....

Ronaldinho the legend...One man Army...the only player to bring down the Milan team of legends Maldini, Nesta, Stam, cafu...to there knees.....

Ronaldinho the swagger chief...too much skills....

There have been no one like ronaldinho....and non will be....the Football Entertainer!
The skills alone self....to white your mumu teeth.

Dey dere they look me.

obonujoker:
You be clown to compare Ibrahimovic to Ronaldo... Mumu hater, even your Ronaldinho isn't up to CR7..