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My own dream self get plenty plenty issue....
My own na woman Ooo! . ..make I dream saybi wan gbashi woman...I go just wake up.....I just dey happy say in no enter the place.....
Omo.....this same dream na every time ooo! Women women everywhere......So I ban all interaction with women now....its not bee easy Ooo. .

DonTattaglia:
Trash.. Even unbelievers of Lord Jesus see themselves eating in dreams, I know a few and yet they are doing extremely very well in their careers & family. It's all about your state of mind.

Maad Maan! You think say I don't forget wetin u do Amaka that year?
How ladies go be your bestie when them see the Gbola.......She go run comot...
I believe that ladies are bestie with guys who have small Gbola....they will he like, can this one even do anything nii......

lefulefu:
a girl can have a normal male friend butr when e don pass dat normal friend level to bestie level then guy they both sleeping with each other

Ori e gbale gidi gan nii!
So you telling me they are not generating Mich money from electricity? You don't know shit......is the fault of the masses that they can't produce not up to 5,000 KWH of electricity till now after they privatised the sector?
Those guys guys generate trillions of niara from Electricity tarrif and what can they show for it? Or they use everything to pay salaries right? Are there not expert countries like Germany who can look into this problem.....common southafrica is generating 10,000kwh.....
Its not about paying less as per KWH....
Its about wastage of funds and embezzlement....

kikero:
You cannot produce power at 53 naira per kwh and sell it at 31 naira per kWh

With government wasting 1 trillion naira, part of which comes from loans and grants to make up the 22 naira per kWh.

The power sector has been running at a loss since privatisation. It's the reason why we don't have sufficient light, because the sector is not earning sufficient money to fix things

Matters are made worse by discos not providing meters, and people not paying their bills.

Oga! How much is a Cent to Naira? What is a Cent to a Dollar......?
How can you say 8 cent is close to #400.....?
They told us that the subsidy was removed....or did they say it was partial nii...they said removed....
Importing fuel....we all know the international prices has crashed...so why the exhorbitance in price of fuel in our own country....not quite long they reduce the pump price to #110....so what happened?

leokid866:
Sorry please you will exchange one dollar for 360 but not cents? Do you even understand currency value and exchange? They removed part of the subsidy not all of it.....don't forget we import this product at the momment.....if it were all removed we will probably be buying it at 8cents per liter....which would be almost 400 at the moment.

Ogbeni is cent equivalent to dollar to use 360? Against 6 cent?.....
Cent that is a common coin......
Which subsidy are they removing small small..? Shebi they said they had removes subsidy and it was #143 naira......per litre...so what subsidy are they removing....?
Its not like the country is not making sales in crude Oil...they are selling crude oil and cashing out massively......but this greed ....for too much wealth, that its just too much they can't really think and plan for .....
High VAT
High Electricity bill
High transport cost(becos of social distancing)
High everything......(even to eat at Mama Put...one plate of EBA now don reduce....I can no longer eat and belleful)
Please they should reduce it....they can't keep fooling us Oooo! #143....to 145 now to 151.....we no greee

leokid866:
First you people shouted remove subsidy...
Now that they can't afford it anymore and are removing the cap small small they are now scam.....current pump price in the u.s is .6 cents per litter even if you use 360 that is still over 200 per litter....so what is it you want again?

You guys are lying......
There is this promo from Sportybet about giving #30k in your sportybet account....you guys chatted with them, they gave u a link to sign in...that's where money miss road.....through the link your login details was retrieved .....hence if you input your MasterCard or Verve details in your account...it will be debited instantly......
So the problem came from fake sportybet promo......una must sue them.

Memberclub:
That's so sad.
Someone knows your login details
Or maybe someone just guessed your password. Get to the bank first thing tomorrow

Shomolu and Mushin Rats.... I rep them! Them get AK -47 now.......Ta lon Gbemu!

NOC1:
Don’t compare them with Lagos rats.

Can Absu rats swim? Lagos rats are ocean divers

The sound of Lagos rats on your roof can wake up a ghost.

Lagos Rats are notorious, fearless operate in the day without fear.

The boy should fumigate that room, the smell from that room will be horrible.

Keep bluffing.......
BBN won't do the same mistake they did with Tacha last season........
This time around.......if BBN messes up, they are going under ....the show is dead.

Excuses:
There is no direct influence of the effects of any BBN star on any Nigerian..they come and go. Before now how many people new the Laycon guy..like u said, u liked him because people were all about him..trust me he may be evicted and the show will run damn well like no body gives a shit..
As soon as he goes there will be a replacement..that's life!

masturbation gallore.....seriously your phone go just blow comot come kill u.....u just land for hell fire be that....Lol
Seriously glo network is shit....you can't use it for online streaming or online gaming......even common watch YouTube na die......



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That means I can download the whole of pornhub!!![/quote]

Nonsense talk....
Football has evolved bullshit....he should be moving his lazy ass, yet he keeps running helter skelter.
Football more physical and with speed.....yea, because you too old to catch up dude....
Its more than DNA....yea you don't have the DNA to even trap a pass on the field dude... U can't even do a one touch pass......when last has Barca played one touch football.....football is technical.....sevilla that won the Europa league are not as physical as inter...or am I lying.
That's why we brought koeman...to move all ya lazy ass dude for more intense training...

Why should the board resign for him?
He should leave....the team will be better Off..
At least now...anybody can score goals.....unlike pass the ball only to messi (dependency)
He was so big that you could hardly see him relate with the rest of the team in training....only Suarez....
He even let the coach play only his friends.....
When the new coach came to fire Suarez.....he went bombastic......He should go jare.
We Barca fans appreciate his work.....and all he has done for us.

Next is for some Dembele Magic.......

Trainee223:
I think there is still hope if the board resign with immediate effect, but if he decide he wants to move on then so be it. The club can still build a young talented squad from our academy. Ansu fati et al should be promoted properly

Ronaldinho left we still move on.

But the board must RESIGN


mès Què un... Força Barca

Awon Olote!
Barca has won everything winnable......so you guys should eat shit.
Messi leaves or he doesn't leave .....we Barca fans are cool by it.
In messi case, there was Romario, there was rivaldo....there was figo...there was Ronaldinho....they all came and left....messi will come and go but Barca will still be the same.
Barca will fight for Laliga trophy, and all other trophies.....
We will win if we wanna win....some idiot said we will go trophy less...in your dreams.....

Your head summersault for there.
Which club u be?
I know say Belle sweet u....Barca and messi don Bleep your club finish like fowl....
Oga!......Waka comot for here.

AkwaIbomMan:
this one wan save face.
Oga keep explaining from now till tomorrow truth still be say na Bayernn cause am

Niggar don't cry......every thing is gonna be alright.
Messi wants all his paddies to stay. They all old. He doesn't want them to leave, but it's time for the oldies to go.
Suarez doesn't wanna go...messi wants him to stay. So the new coach koeman told Suarez to Bleep off. Messi became angry and said he wanna leave too becos of Suarez......the 8-2 wasn't the cause...becos valverde era too, they where chopping enough lashing left right and centre....they wanted a coach to sugar coat them, make them feel like Gods....oppressing the youngstars.......
He has to go now, so that the team can come a team and not a one man Army Amigos.

Long live Barca.
Time for Fati -LM-Dembele Magic......Dembele to reignite some campnou magic.
Ole'

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
This is not alright

Common Lionel Messi..... don't go please.....
Don't worry we will overhaul that shitty defence
We will sell greizmann because he can't fit into our style of play
We will leave Suarez on the bench....we know he is behaving like actor on the pitch..... falling and rolling for every little touch...
Please!

Funny babe.
The funniest part is that the FA Cup in England, likewise the Copa Del Rey in Spain, is called the Challenge Cup, it has one funny name like that.
It doesn't even have swag at all.
The jersies alone are like Egungun own....too much red and yellow.......like Watford.
Eyimba blue jersey so dull......that Chelsea's jersey is better than it.

SexytorresE:
Cos we hate lies . I can’t be seeing a “Conner kick” while ref will award it as “penalty “

I no fit laugh...I swear I fall comot for chair Oooo.

nBag:
my brother chop knuckle. I cannot forget 2004 growing up in Kano. my brothers decided to flex me as per bday boy. them Carry me go stadium go watch pillars game. weed smell choke us till bday boy fell asleep na fight wake me up. imagine a close range shot brushed the goal post and rest on the net from behind not inside o. referee see the thing like inside net e blow goal. fight start trust Hausa boys naa. my question is if the owners referee missed it. what was the referee doing. if you see how we take cut out leave stadium.

PSG 2 - Bayern 0

Seriously....woow!
Where is Sussy Sweety my lover....she dey talk say without 2Million no wedding..

Busayobanks:
person dey ask if 500k would be enough. when we just planned ours which is 370k. God na 370k we dey ask for pere.

You better beg messi to find you English teacher.
This your spoken grammar can kill fish for ocean Ooo!

Be careful of what you say....person fit slap u here for nairaland...if you like continue

Confirmedzombie:
Messi is a pool and an illitrate who cant even spoke good gramer

Let him went out of Barca, we dont wants him any more.

His carrier will dead ones he lefts Barca

Watch and you saw what i said one day.

Who told you Copa Del Rey is useless.
All the same Barca na them husband.....

trappatoni:
husband wey go trophy less is that one husband. Abi no be dem Bayern nack 8-2?Last time I checked, Madrid has 13 UCL to Barca's 5,34 league titles to Barcelona's 26. The only thing Barca is good at is winning the useless Copa Del Rey.

Yes Oo.
Both wear white jersey.
All the same...Barca is still their husband.....
Up Barca...its a Spanish thing.

etibaba:
As UCL is to Real Madrid,
Europa is to Sevilla.

Thanks jare better person.
So English teachers here failing blunders. I wonder how they read newspaper and understand?
Its even better for barca if he leaves that weekly wage of his is so damn high ........
Imagine seeing Bayern a team of left over players in Gynabry....that arsenal left over...thiago barca leftover......coutinho too....performing like world best players.

ThierryJay:
RIP English.

By the way, if you read very well, Barca is not laying him off. It is Messi that is insisting that he is likely to leave, and SOME of the board members are saying if Messi insists, they would not oppose him. That is different from being asked to leave the club. Always try to comprehend issues well before commenting.

You are not making sense....
Messi is doubting his future at the club...so what should the club do...to dey look am abii? When they can sell and get some cash...
The players koeman is after...have you seen the news? Believing every rumour out there? Because he is dutch so you should know he will be linked with every outstanding dutch players...even Van dyjk.....
If messi should leave that is his problem, barca are not living large from him.....Barca made him...barca is giving him close to a million every week...which other club can afford that amount?
So if he goes its barca luck....besides as the saying goes...soldier go soldier come...
A team like Bayern without a single player with messi skill set is doing wonders ....so if he goes doesn't stop the greatness of Barca.
Even before he even emerged Barca has won the UCL.....
So what I am trying to say is.....it is what it is...

swiz123:
Koeman wants to keep Messi, yet he wants to make stupid signings which is just the same problem has with the board.

Messi should go to a better team so Barca can stop feeding fat on his efforts. Koeman can turn Barça into Netherland national team if he wants

Bros Ori e foka sibe jare......
That guys brains aiint in functionality.....he is a redundant....

Raydos:
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S.T.U.P.I.D

No mind that valverde idiot...mumu coach.
Valverde cash out big....the money too much sotey when barca sack am...him no find club...just run go Australia....that yeye coach

anonymous1759:
A player like Suarez can't stay on the Bench . Having too many aged attackers is bad . And his paycheck is big . I respect Suarez but he has declined but still deadly we need fresh blood that has something to fight for or prove . Griezmann should be giving the no 9 dembele a regular start . That will make you have two Hungry strikers in the attack .

Same thing should be in the mid field and Defence. Messi has not declined take away his goals and assist Barca is Nothing.

Suarez should have left last season iniesta and xavi used their head to leave . The next player that should leave is pique and busquet . I need coutinho Back . Barca Grave mistake was valverde he killed so many players all the players under him flopped he lacks the capacity to improve players . Keeping that man for almost 3 years was big mistake.

Mourinho...more trophies than guardiola?
Where that one take happen?

ojaysam25:
Yea,every coach as their style....the result is what matters...mourinho is still a better coach than pep and klopp....he has more trophy than the duo despite playing ultra defensive football...
For me I don't mind the football style as long as you're having the desired results.

Oga share booking tips naa!
Don't be stingy of ideas Ooo

supercase1:
Praise god I just won 2 million naira cash from Bet9ja

That short man abii....
Messi go just look am say....where dem see this statue.....him go say this one na coach...? Make him come be in house boy for Buenos Aries

Hotfreezer:
Na Shatta Bandle go still coach this overhyped Barca las las

That's the other older players but has for messi...the old man dey kampe.
Messi will play this footy till he is 38-40years so deal with it.
We intend to surround messi with younger players who are fit with great intensity......
Messi will give Barca 70goals a season....so the players will contribute 40goals.
The younger players will press for the ball......they have the intensity unlike the older players....
So in a nutshell......
Messi is here to stay.....the rakitic, Vidal, busquet, pique can all go.....including Alba.....
Those player just dey form seniority for team no let those young guys shine...
Imagine that mumu setien no gree start Puig ...for mildfield...and him wan win match....the matches he used puig ....Barca scored goals against Villarreal, Celts Vigo...and alaves....even Athletico.....but other matches he didn't use puig...na 1-0 match barca dey play.
In all Youth is the way to go...with Messi.....(I for just like clone messi) make in be like 2....in go sweet die

lagusboyyy:
In my own opinion,messi is the number one factor holding back barcelona.

For crying out loud,this guy is above 30,naturally,the law of diminishing returns is already happening. I believe this team should let go of old legs and rebuild.

Its not even the matter of sacking the coaches or admin staffs,much power is given to lionel messi,i see this ish happening again.

At least you don't see old men in Liverpool.
Milner and Henderson are the only 2 old men
The rest are fresh young talents rearing to go, their intensity alone na die.
Board member no be the problem Ooo!
The problem is that when them hire that mumu Valverde...that idiot spoil things...that's what we are reaping...some fans said shebi him dey win Laliga.....

swiz123:
Barcelona just needs to sack their board members even more than Nigeria need to sack their service chiefs. When they have been sacked, they can hire a good manager with reputation who can organize these players to play like they used to.

A manager like klopp can revitalize these set of players; all of them can't be that bad

Don't mind those spoilt brats jare!
Simple hustle for field dem no fit.
The matter come worse as that pregnant Suarez after the match na 1-1 wee no fit convert simple chance....just they waste ball.
The match even vex me reach sotey....make them even fight....do agidi....but no ooo! The players dey flex...coach too do fine boy come field come flex.....
Shame on them......na messi own pain me.....Messi the GOAT.....but club and country just dey insult him talent.
If Messi dey that Mancity team....O Lord!
We Barca don't deserve that dude jare.....
Make the guy leave us.......he can go to other team...he has really paid so much dues....what should he do again.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
The whole Barcelona team needs total overhauling
Including pique.... anyhow defence...

As an ardent supporter of Barcelona and lover of Messi
I was aware that the defeat of yesterday is gonna happen..
Am not a biased Moda fuckkker...i say it the way it is..

Have been saying it...
Immediately after that Napoli's game.....this was exactly what i said

I just dey pity Barcelona

If them repeat wetin them play against Napoli then i can bet my balls they are going out when they face Bayern Munich
Suarez was acting like actor instead of him to be serious
Falling and rolling on the floor for every little touch
Greizmann is no where to be found....
They better be serious or lewandowski will score them every minute
I shock when that guy score five goals within nine minutes
Muller own even worse.....you nor go see am for inside field but the next thing you go hear from commentator na

Goal! Goal! Thomas muller