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Crime › Re: English Woman Nearly Bites Off Man's Joystick As He Tried To Rape Her by Bouncing2(m): 3:36pm On Mar 25, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked




That would've been so awesome assuming she bite the useless thing off. Yes, it's so uselesssss, dick to me has no meaning. I treasure and love my d¡ldo than that useless thing. My diildo has been doing what useless dick cannot do. It gives me endless orgasm and that's enough.



God punish all rapist.
Madam nor de whyn us.

What shape is your Love Machine huh,,, if it's human dick shape then you ain't yet started with your dick hatred.

Try and get yasef an elephant shaped Love Machine,,,there and then we'll know you've started
Romance › Re: My Ex Is Complaining About Her Current Boyfriend by Bouncing2(m): 5:13pm On Mar 23, 2022
She simply wants you back......
....,,,, don't act like you don't know!!,,,,
And please stop SIMPing ,, she deserves it sad
Romance › Re: Many Young Guys Were Disvirgined By Prostitutes In Nigeria by Bouncing2(m): 1:39pm On Mar 23, 2022
Uncle96:
Our house help was bathing one day then I went to peep at her through the bathroom key hole . I was 10. She caught me and threatened to report me.

I was dead scared of my parents knowing .. she later gave an offer that I had to accept . Dragged me to her room, took out her vaseline. Rubbed it around her butthole , pulled me closer, touched my D till I got hard, she put some vaseline on it and asked me to put it in her A.hole . She was making little moaning , it felt good and weird at the same time. This continued till she left that house
1daful

Eish,,dats really enjoyable!! wink
Romance › Re: Many Young Guys Were Disvirgined By Prostitutes In Nigeria by Bouncing2(m): 1:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
Mmm,,,nor be lie OP.
Na prostitute$ dem de enjoy dem fresh
Romance › Re: I made a promise and disvirgined her now She's All Over Me by Bouncing2(m): 1:29pm On Mar 23, 2022
My guy y naah.

Inasmuch as i follow 4 hit & run guyz,,i no go fit advise u to go 4 virgin gals.
Let alone promise and fail,, that pain wey she receive from you tearing up thingz go follow u up,, back to back,,if you no go set things right(marry and mek her comfortable).


U don buy market o,,no de reason virgin gals,,,,,maka ndu gi
Romance › Re: How Long Can A Lady(non-virgin) Abstain From Sec by Bouncing2(m): 1:21pm On Mar 23, 2022
FalseProphet1:
That girl has found another guy who is drilling her constantly, and in order for her to remain faithful to him, she has to lie to you about abstaining from sex.

I see her giving you her wedding card by easter this year, I see you coming her to moan, I see lalasticalala moving your topic to the home page so that Nairalanders can console you.

This I have seen.
Prophetto!,,,ya smoking on point grin
Romance › Re: Sad Truth: Religious Leaders Fvcks More Pussy Than You Can Imagine !!! by Bouncing2(m): 1:15pm On Mar 23, 2022
Uncle96:
Lol true, naso one alfa told this yoruba Muslim girl she has a spiritual spouse .

He made her sleep over at his place many times.. omo and this girl is so preety and has a mad ass , you know yoruba muslims na. Naso alfa begin chop am steady after taking her virginity under the pretence of spiritual cleansing . Did , anal, oral, all sort of things with her.
Omo eehh tongue
En cchop am walahi
Romance › Re: I Pity Who Will Marry You – Man Tells Girlfriend Of 3yrs During Heated Argument by Bouncing2(m): 1:09pm On Mar 23, 2022
toujurs:
You aren't looking bad, i saw the brilliant topic you created. You will get a good man. That will value you.

Maybe he just couldn't let go of her sweetness, so soon. But he had it in mind, he would definitely not get married t her.

But the guy might not mean it that way, maybe he might have meant it out of anger
SIMPleton sad
Romance › Re: Is This True About Girls With Small Breast?....(photo) by Bouncing2(m): 1:04pm On Mar 23, 2022
CarolineOlawale:
You're a total loser that service his dick at every pre-teen girls when passing your good-for-nothing slum.

As if that's not enough, you also harbor the mind to rape small boys in the leaking one room apartment you reside. I pray you get caught very soon and face the wrath of the law.



Miserable lunatic!
Miserable tribalist
Romance › Re: Is This True About Girls With Small Breast?....(photo) by Bouncing2(m): 1:02pm On Mar 23, 2022
CarolineOlawale:
You're a total loser that service his dick at every pre-teen girls when passing your good-for-nothing slum.

As if that's not enough, you also harbor the mind to rape small boys in the leaking one room apartment you reside. I pray you get caught very soon and face the wrath of the law.


Miser@ble tribalist.
Miserable lunatic!
Nairaland General › Re: If Nairaland Had A Block Button, Who Will You Block? by Bouncing2(m): 12:47pm On Mar 23, 2022
Popjoan1:
hahahaha
grin

Dat thing go pain,,,nor worry
Car Talk › Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by Bouncing2(m): 12:43pm On Mar 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Some men thinking money impresses women... Smh

No one cares...

Use a taxi...

If you're good, you have nothing to fear... The police would let you be...
Are you the president of feminists kwantry cheesy
Crime › Re: Gay Pastor, Elijah Emenendu Sodomises 3 Brothers by Bouncing2(m): 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
Chai,,,dembe teenagers nah,,dem nor de under 10,why dem nor commmot en jaw 4ram.
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Girlfriend Is A Lesbian. I Found Out Today by Bouncing2(m): 10:22pm On Mar 22, 2022
She's bi...... just forgive her bro.

Hw about a party cool,, you gon' enjoy it man
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tell Us Your Job Through The Part Of Your Body You Use The Most. by Bouncing2(m): 10:14pm On Mar 22, 2022
legs
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Works As Labourer To Earn "Urgent 2k" by Bouncing2(m): 10:14am On Mar 21, 2022
Chasing clout
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama's Daughters, Sasha & Malia Enjoy An Afternoon Stroll by Bouncing2(m): 10:11am On Mar 21, 2022
Sasha is bae...
I'm cumming to America cheesy!!!
Romance › Re: Attractive Qualities Of Men That Women Can't Resist by Bouncing2(m): 9:50am On Mar 21, 2022
Chase the bag boiz,, don't be decieved
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona El Clasico (0 - 4) On 20th March 2022 by Bouncing2(m): 10:28pm On Mar 20, 2022
Oh!!,,this is the Barca we all love soooo much!!!
Politics › Re: Ex Governor Obiano's Achievements In All Sectors During His Tenure (Pictures) by Bouncing2(m): 9:45pm On Mar 20, 2022
He tried....but he L00ted some huge figures
Romance › Re: The Young Man I Have Grown To Become by Bouncing2(m): 9:22pm On Mar 18, 2022
KlausMichaelson:
There are lots of Languages to pick from. But first, you have to know what you love doing (Mobile development, Data science, Web developer etc). Afterwards, you pick the best languages for them.

For the trading aspect, I don't know who you are (crypto is illegal in this part of the world) but believe me, if you are genuine, you can pay YouTube a visit. Some Nigerians guys have done justice to most questions any newbie could possibly ask.
Can you DM my email.
I'd like to have you on WhatsApp
Romance › Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by Bouncing2(m): 9:20pm On Mar 18, 2022
You're kinda righ'!
Romance › Re: Man Dumps Girlfriend After She Deletes The Only Picture He Took With Messi by Bouncing2(m): 9:00pm On Mar 18, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Complete definition of immaturity.. cheesy cheesy
If that really was the reason he broke up with her then he is not mentally capable to be in a relationship.. smiley

Now that he broke up with her is that gonna bring back the picture... undecided
Why does this sound so awkward and weird to me..there must be other reason for that not the picture..he already had it in mind to call it off and only used the picture as an excuse..
Sas you go jus open mouth waaaa de misyarn.

What if that photo is his source of motivation.
What if that's the prime photo he'd like to show his grandkids.
What if that photo attracts relevancy to him whenever he shares it,,be it on social media or anywhere...


So many 'what ifs'
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by Bouncing2(m): 8:48pm On Mar 18, 2022
Belinda Effah
Romance › Re: The Young Man I Have Grown To Become by Bouncing2(m): 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2022
Guy I'm exactly like you!!!

Come and teach me coding and crypto to balance up
Autos › Re: Belarus Officials Storm Nigeria For Proforce Armoured Personnel Carriers (video) by Bouncing2(m): 5:18pm On Mar 18, 2022
Ok
Sports › Re: Everton 1-0 Newcastle: Alex Iwobi Comes To Lampard’s Rescue With A Late Goal by Bouncing2(m): 4:57pm On Mar 18, 2022
Iwobinho
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shares Result Of His Fitness Journey (photos) by Bouncing2(m): 4:07pm On Mar 17, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Waste of precious time and energy. No weight loss
angry
Why would say that about my boss.

Naso una go de open mouth waaaa de misyarn,,
C'mon goodwill message nor fit comot ya mouth,,,, sad
Politics › Re: Video Of Ebelechukwu Obiano And Bianca Ojukwu's Fight At Soludo’s Inauguration by Bouncing2(m): 3:49pm On Mar 17, 2022
Mu'una nor worry!!! they slapped out corruption from anambra state ....
Romance › Re: Guys, Which One Is Your Spec? by Bouncing2(m): 8:24pm On Mar 16, 2022
B or C,,,D could be managed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs Atletico Madrid UCL (0 - 1) On 15th March 2022 by Bouncing2(m): 9:56pm On Mar 15, 2022
Kyase:
I fit understand Pogba own but Wan bissaka na cow

Pogba and Cavani na second Dem go put them to win the game
Man U actually needs a defensively strong right back there,, to help out the center backs and their flaws.

Dalot kinda romances the ball and he gets into forward positions a lot,, which is gonna leave joao Felix to roam around,,,
Dalot's weaknesses will be bared for all,, wait until Suarez comes on
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs Atletico Madrid UCL (0 - 1) On 15th March 2022 by Bouncing2(m): 9:30pm On Mar 15, 2022
Why benching pogba and wan bissaka.

Dis man nor wan win na'im be dat

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