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ADepresedpotato:
The truth is tomorrow or next tomorrow u'll masturbate again and u'll feel sad and dejected and vow not to watch porn again but actually u'll still masturbate again and feel sad and dejected again. This is the cycle of a chronic addicted masturbator pass through every day.
To break this cycle is easy, don't feel bad or sad after masturbating, embraced it as part of Ur lifestyle and instead enjoy it until the principle of "See Finish" comes into play when pornography no longer gives u the satisfaction u need.

Ya on point bro

Dat arsenal player dat year!!.
He's now a boxer!!?
What a magical earth

Choi,
Alu Mee



But e fit happen shaa

Jeon:
I'm fugly and I know it...
that's why I want that guy in black to accept me [so that my offspring[s] will escape fugliness and to also lick my pussy clean to abolish the odor.]



still ur cry dude, ur cry

No wonder...
Use,,l€ss pussy bi+ch

This man is freaking useless

#OperationFlushOutTheTerroristFoolanis

Let 'em foolanis stop roaming our lands

Bro,, please send dat b!t*ch outta ya place .

She's not deserving of that title "wife"

E don tey oo

This abokis keeps humiliating Nigéria steadily.

It'll make a lotta sense getting this country divided into two.

Northern Nigéria (Their useless arewa republic) and southern Nigéria.

Trust me,, southern naija go de like South Korea,,while...

This is preposterous!!.
You're a b!t*ch a$$ SIMP.


To knack u wotowoto de hungry me die.


Mumu man,,ya not compatible bla bla bla,,and you invested heavily on her while your younger siblings de suffer,,why u nor use slap redesign her face.....

Ya very stup!d together with that useless b!t*ch.

Damnit SIMPle man

I took a LONG look at my life,,,, where I am now and where I'd love to get to..... Painfully i knew i had to give up on love and stuffs,,
So i hanged my boots on love

NwaAmaikpe:



Just like wine, women get better with age.
An aged kpekus always remains a delight to me; zero pregnancy worries, unscripted orgasms, minute infection potentials, better grasp but worse smell.

When I discovered this, I began spending more time at the States Pensions Board. The way I always loitered there in search of prey, you'd think I had just been appointed the Permanent Secretary of the Board.

Oboi!!!

SilentQueen:
Yes my roommate back then in school, I caught them doing doggy, omo I don't even know I just enter and saw them... Immediately I entered the guy withdraw from her, I see long big dick my roommate dey collect!

I have been caught too by my aunty, e no funny shame nearly kill me.

Y u go spoil pesin fun laa .
Y u go put body for long big d!ck matter wey ya room mate de collect

Both are good.

The younger guy is not fully fully prepared to handle African pressure,, that's why.
The other guy is not that fully ready too,, but he's better at it than the fair dude

This year,,i made a resolve to stop my indulgence in those fizzy stuffs,, but along the line i found out that I've taken this stuffs more than what i took every other previous years....and we're still in March!!!

Staying in one's comfort zone ain't really helpful

Shaa,, that pitch was kinda terrible... causing misplaced passes and all that,,, but personally i feel ghana took something (drugs, charms,,name them).
Those guys have always been dishonest

Uzoho de rep. well

Raydos:
Over the last 3 days, God has really been faithful, an old friend who i least expected sent me 600k yesterday, i almost ran mad out of happiness

so i wanna bless 10 people with 50k tonight, 5k each whether nigeria wins or not

first ten quotes will be credited, email me directly right after the match

Omo baba o

Choi
Dem don rob Iheanacho of dis penalty eeeh

HF
0:0

Thank God for that save o... big ups uzoho

Ndidi!
He's seriously being missed here.

I play football and i know the feeling when you're being dominated for long,, you could capitulate as a team!!.


The eagles should get their acts righ' and move the ball forward

I hate to break this to you,,, but your sister is br@inless,,,
If she can't marry a successful barber,,why not talk the guy into investing in more honourable businesses,,or she's just having a myopic outlook,cos i very much know that this guy is planning something huge and he'll really want her in the picture of things.

Thing is,, she's comparing and contrasting this barber guy to another guy,,, probably a G-guy(cos they've always fallen hook, line and sinker to people like.... ),,.
Another thing,, she's not yet matured,,if so, she's supposed to have something doing for herself,,and she's supposed to know that it ain't rosy anywhere!!!.


Don't get yourself worked up about your sister bro,, allow her to make her choice ,, just advice her thoroughly.

Get yasef a sex machine jhoor,,,or you pay boiz to do you good or you continue using your hand.

Nor say dem nor tell you!

Look at this ones

odinson1:
Datboredberry,Iyaebe and Madamvannesa Offline

You nailed it bruv

MadamVanessa:





That would've been so awesome assuming she bite the useless thing off. Yes, it's so uselesssss, dick to me has no meaning. I treasure and love my d¡ldo than that useless thing. My diildo has been doing what useless dick cannot do. It gives me endless orgasm and that's enough.



God punish all rapist.

Madam nor de whyn us.

What shape is your Love Machine ,,, if it's human dick shape then you ain't yet started with your dick hatred.

Try and get yasef an elephant shaped Love Machine,,,there and then we'll know you've started

She simply wants you back......
....,,,, don't act like you don't know!!,,,,
And please stop SIMPing ,, she deserves it

Uncle96:
Our house help was bathing one day then I went to peep at her through the bathroom key hole . I was 10. She caught me and threatened to report me.

I was dead scared of my parents knowing .. she later gave an offer that I had to accept . Dragged me to her room, took out her vaseline. Rubbed it around her butthole , pulled me closer, touched my D till I got hard, she put some vaseline on it and asked me to put it in her A.hole . She was making little moaning , it felt good and weird at the same time. This continued till she left that house

1daful

Eish,,dats really enjoyable!!

Mmm,,,nor be lie OP.
Na prostitute$ dem de enjoy dem fresh