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thornapple:
You are just trying to sound funny and stupid at the same time.

Since you've finally been able to reach a conclusion about me i suppose my matter has been concluded and sincerely hope this will be the last time you do mention me on this forum gay-man!.
You are just a freak of nature, product of genetic mutation.

There is nothing to conclude about u. Fact remains you not a true lady and you always swearing like a illitaratte. How the hell is a man suppose to get to no u if he don't ask for puccccy? U need to grow up seriously. I offer to buy pant but u refuse because u are ungrateful. I feel sorry for your future boyfriends and husbands.

sweetsandy4luv:
am interested

Can I buy u pant?

thornapple:
See you!. Boasting like Timaya
There are medical conditions that naturally make certain class of ladies bad in bed. Nothing you do can improve them.

Please be civilised. So wot type of pant do u want me to buy for u?

Chybeibe:
Mad man, you reek of poverty.

Why u playing hard to get u are a illitaratte. Didn't I tell u am not gay? How can I be gay when am asking u for puccccy? grow up please. Ok let's meet. Please what can I give you in return for puccccy.how much please? I will buy u pant too

darbeelicous:
but it says right there that u re gay!!


anyways warefa. weda u are gay or not is not my concern sha. it's ur life ur biz.


and by d way, stupid boy!!!

How can I be gay when I love puccccy. I been asking u for puccccy, remember? U have no brain because if u do, u will no that it's a great idea you sleep with your boyfriend while I hook him from behind. It's called three some, u a illitaratte, seriously. Please pick up a book and read and learn. U are a illitaratte girl. I am not gay

thornapple:
You've been misbehaving but i've been ignoring you. If i decide to face you the worst thing that'll come out of it is another 5days ban for bullying and all. Who knows it could even be 10days ban this time. Better get of my track and find something useful to do with your time.

Not surprised you don't even know what qualifies as SWEARing. You are so dumb!.

Again, Must you cuss simply because I ask u for puccccy? STOP SWEARING.
What kind of a illitaratte are u for God sake? You have puccccy bu u refuse to release it. I offer to buy u pant,u refuse. My conclusion, u are a ungrateful childish child and u need Jesus, seriously. I shall pray for u. I still offer to buy u pant if u want it thou. Grow up

thornapple:
Will you just shut up?.
Shut up!!!!

Ladies donot swear. Sadly you swear every time. Thank god you not from the city, u village girl
.how the hell am I suppose to no u if I don't ask u for puccccy? U so childish it's unbelievable. Please grow up for god's sake. Ladies do not swear. Why would u swear simply because I want to buy pant for u? Fool

thornapple:
Was hoping you could make sense, and be rational&logical but was disappointed.
Mtcheeeeew.

Please can I buy u holiday plane ticket to Kenya in return for puccccy? I will buy u pant bra and give u shopping money. U free please?

Chybeibe:
Hahahahahahaha.

Please can I buy you plane ticket to Cameroon for holiday just in return for your puccccy please. I will also give u shopping money. When can I pay u for puccccy please?

Spydamannn:
Some people actually believe everything on the Internet is True....I dey shame for am though

Brother please do you suck diks? It's for a friend birthday

NLevents:
Good evening everyone, how are you all today? 

It's here again! 

This is just to bring to notice about another edition of Nairaland get-together party. I believe we're all aware of the success of the beach and pool parties.

(Beach party thread)

https://www.nairaland.com/3552892/pictures-nairaland-get-together-party

(Pool party awareness thread)

https://www.nairaland.com/3694082/nairaland-get-together-party-easter

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This time around, we're organizing a third edition scheduled on the 2nd of January.

For real updates on the 3rd edition of the get together party you can join the whatsapp group through this link

https://chat.whatsapp/6fG6G6MWFaiC9CJivZ0qsf

(add ". Com" after chat.whatsapp then copy it to your browser to join the group)


Venue: Elegushi Beach
Date: January 2nd
Time: 10am promt
Gate fee: Guys: 5,000 naira
Ladies: 1,000 naira


Please let's join hands together and plan it properly this time around as your suggestions and critics will go along way in making it a huge success 

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Please drop your comments, reviews, suggestions and opinion on how you will like this edition to be

Thank you all

It's about time. Any nice men coming?

falcon01:
small children. if you touch this one's now dem go begin show craze for you!!

Hi babes

Veraatabeh:
nt really they want to knw if its love or infatuation

Please can I buy u pant?

Chybeibe:
What's all these embarrassment? respect yourself please, this joke is too expensive.

Embarassment how? Where? U saying u want me to buy u expensive pant? U are a gold digger

Chybeibe:
People perceive we introverts as snub, close minded rigid people etc.

Like you, sometimes, I just don't feel like talking to people around me, I just feel like being alone in my room and when they are talking, I might snub them, they end up thinking an having beef with them not knowing its not what they think.

This particular guy where I live, I do greet him but don't associate, the guy called me one day and asked me "baby why you dey beef me? I laughed and told him am not beefing him, he said so because I don't talk with him and his friends or gist with them like other girls around.

Everybody cannot be the same and I can't change who I am no matter how hard I try. Talking too much actually give me headache and dry throat, I prefer talking online .

Can I buy you pant?

Thepasserby:
Let's be realistic, guys are scarce and the ladies should just accept defeat, swallow their pride and start the chase for their dream man.


This beautiful lady after several years of frustration has finally decided to swallow her pride to look for a man that she will propose to. According to her, the man's monthly income doesn't even matter, as long as her is cute, she is coming after him.


In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" Isaiah 4:1

Are the scriptures being fulfilled?


I hope she doesn't pay groom price though. 



See her twitter post below



http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/i-am-looking-for-a-man-to-propose-to-angry-single-nigerian-lady-reacts

back of from our men please

thornapple:
Oliver twist, even after following the constitution you are still talking of senior and junior ministers. Just desperately looking for a way to discredit him.
Adesina and Aganga were junior ministers abi?.

What about Bihari that doesn't follow constitution?.

Does even your moniker follow constitution that exists in making words?.
Before you argue any further, let's see the pronunciation of your Moniker if it's constitutional.

Please can I kindly buy u rainbow colour pant from America. It's from giogoo amanis. Can I buy u 3 pant pleas

darbeelicous:
Gay..... lol.

Am not gay. I love puccccy. Stupid girl

Chybeibe:
Tar.

Is that a yes? So u confirm I will get puccccy in return if I buy u wig? Thank you. I am gay no more

Chybeibe:
Were you expecting me to succumb?

Bugger off!!

Why not?? Are u not a female? Ain't y'all suppose to like money? This is exactly why we can't stand y'all. You so rude it's unbelievable. I simply asked u for puccccy and u start cussing for no reason. Didn't they teach you yes or no in school? Stubborn goat. Am trying to secure your puccccy so I can have u when I stop being gay. Is that a crime? Gay men don't act stupid like that. Am ready to pay u loads of money only for annnal. You can keep the puccccy. Ok if u don't want money, what can I buy for u? U like wig?

thornapple:
Pants are sold in the markets so go there and buy. Stop quoting me. Furthermore, stop stalking me.

You really stubborn and u can forget the damn pant. U ain't all that and u not my type, u female. I just wanna get to no u. Please can I buy u bra?

Chybeibe:
I don't want to sell it na, is it by force?

You too damn stubborn girl act like a immature adult. Ok then forget the damn pant. U can go and eat it. How much is your bra?

Chybeibe:
I'm priceless.

So how much for your puccccy nah? Please stop wasting my time. Been asking u for puccccy like forever, almost 2 week. Grow up please

thornapple:
Pants are sold in the markets so go there and buy. Stop quoting me. Furthermore, stop stalking me.

Stalk u how, u silly goat. It's not like am asking you for puccccy, am I?. How am I suppose no u if I don't buy u gift. Are u not a female who's suppose to like gif?. Is pant not a gift? Fool. Anyways am no more gay and I just wanna get to no u. What's the colour of your favourite pant and how many can I buy for u please? And again I don't goto market,I go to ShopRite, fool

thornapple:
War
By who??

Please can I buy your pant?

Chybeibe:
This is why its not good to reveal your past to people, they just can't get it out of their bleeping head.

You gave me harddon. Am beginning to like women. How much for u please?

Chybeibe:
Mathematics for economics has to do with differentiation, integration, calculus, matrix, etc.

You again, Rubbish girl. Which one is canculoss mitrax again?. Acting like she no book.Please go and find hus band mennn

Chybeibe:
Mrcork stay away from my mention.

Last warning.

B!tch who is Mr cork,your uncle? I ask you for puccccy and then you disrespectful like you all that. I told you am no longer gay,asked you nicely for puccccy but instead,u rain insult. B!tch you ain't all that, get lost. There are more men in the ocean. Preach

Chybeibe:
Go fuxxk yourself, as you can see am busy.

Anyways please can I buy pant for your boyfriend or u please??

Chybeibe:
Go fuxxk yourself, as you can see am busy.

You are a ediot. How can I fuk myself when it's you I like to fuk? This is exactly why men prefer gay guys to you female nasty things. You so rude and ignorance. Must you be rude just because I ask you for puccccy? I said I don't want to be gay no more which is why am asking for you puccccy. You very immature girl and u shame all females. Y'all stink

Chybeibe:
Oga carry your wahala dey go. You don see fine girl na for you to dey nornor.

Lady am no longer gay from today. Please will u fuk me?

Chybeibe:
Oga carry your wahala dey go. You don see fine girl na for you to dey nornor.

Lady who tell you you are handsome? So you think you all that just because I ask you for puccccy? Please commot for road mennn