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delishpot:
Hahaha, you funny die.... wetin diks get to do for here again? lol. Abeg you win ooo.

You so sweet brother. I love guys who suck diks. Can u suck dik good?

delishpot:
Oh well, Atiku was not put there to contest by the general public votes so I can safely say he is being shoved down my throat. I dont have to try him out, he has been in government long enough for me to know his style likewise Donald Duke.
But I know you are a typical naija man who would believe that people can make choices for him and make him feel it was his own choice all along.

Brother . Show me yours and I show u mine. Please can we swap dik pictures? You like diks?

Howmon:
There has been a recent surge in violence against men. This condition is unacceptable and must be frowned against. A lot of men have been abused severally but are ashamed to speak out because of environmental stigma that may arise from the "Man of the House" mentality. The cultural believe that men must take control of their home even if it requires using violence to prove to the woman that they are in control is no longer generic as a lot of men have over time learnt to desist from such cultural thinking thereby paving way for mutual respect and understanding. It is however disheartening to note that women who as a result of being in a previously abusive relationship or have experienced abuse while growing up have taken over this trend of violence and are unleashing their anger on the men folk. Stories of violence against man is getting to an alarming rate.

If you're not okay with the union, walk into a court room and file for divorce.

Why? I love violent men

sexybbstar:
Wow! Isn't this astonishing? Meet the Cameroonian who carved a cooler from a bamboo tree.

Hi
Please May I suck fart outter your annus please?

Rokia2:
Lmao you a comedian.

I will suck fart outter your annus only if you insist

Rokia2:
Lmao babe oooh don't kill me.

See the slight diss. hehhehe I am on holiday with family n friends that is why I am missing in action else I can't get tired with Banky wedding topics oooh.

May I suck fart outter your annus?

Y'all dont like diks?

falcon01:
what da fuq??

Brother, would you or could you suck my dik if I told it it was my birthday? You come across like a sweet guy sir

falcon01:
I saw this picture on facebook. I have to admit lagos is damnnclean.

Hi boo boo

tydi:
Hin try!

Hi. U free?

Samiking:
tufiakwa

Is that a yes. I can kiss u?

Samiking:
which is the best kiss?

1. kiss before sex.

2. kiss during sex.

3. kiss after sex.

if u are a virgin, just type ' Hmmmmm'

May I kiss u?

tosyne2much:
I don't get you

Please Can u suck priiick good?

shasha101:
lol...ok o

Oko? Nice. So may I suck fart outter your annus?

tosyne2much:
Before nko? I don wise up nah

Brother.hello.pleasd can u suck dik good?

jamarifox:
oya take and wear. sorry, I know it's painful.

Hi brother.please can u suck dik good? It's for a friend birthday

jamarifox:
https://www.nairaland.com/4190301/re-feminists-pays-date

so since we're talking about feminist on the thread above, I'd like all nairaland dick suckers and Love Machine eaters to answer this. thanks
cc.
boxer007
masonkz
terhide5000
hannahhitler
optimist1998
kangoh
youngaz
trapsoul

pls y'all shud cut ya effeminate crap when you reply. thanks again

Hi boo,many thanks for the shout out. Would you call your father a faggress ;for paying your mother sexually?

Tylerblaze9:
you na guy, u b the boss

Hi

Selling ground nuts? He needs Maths. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Veraatabeh:
dnt u think is time for u to stop quote my comment u re pissing me off

O grow up you silly childs. It's a simple questions. Can I suck fart outter your annus? Yes or morrrrafukkin no? You clearly have anger management issue coz u not a lady u need help. So please can I buy u pant?

Oyindidi:
Get a life corky!!

Who is you?

Angelanest:
An okada man in the habit of raising false alarm of his missing manhood in order to get free sex whenever he carries young ladies in Festac Area of Lagos State has been arrested by the officials of Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos Police Command.

The rider, whose name was given as Okechukwu Desmond, allegedly picked a young lady whose name was not disclosed at Apple Junction, Festac, around 9:00 p.m. yesterday.

Midway into the journey, Okechukwu raised alarm that his passenger lady has taken his manhood.

It took the speedy intervention of the Rapid Response Squad to save the lady from an angry mob who had converged at the scene from lyching the young lady for using charm to take the manhood of the okada rider.

The RRS team thereafter transferred the case to the nearest police station in Festac , where it was discovered that the supposed victim had recently reported a similar case of a missing manhood at the station.

On further interrogation, the okada rider confessed to the police about his habit of getting cheap sex from unsuspecting ladies that patronise him by raising false alarm that they have stolen his manhood.

Sources recalled that Okechukwu had once reported in the same station similar incident where he demanded he be put up with a commercial sex worker to test whether his manhood was still functioning.

After his confession, Okechukwu disclosed that nothing was wrong with his manhood and that all he wanted was free sex.

Efforts to get him to disclosed how many ladies he has done it for proved abortive as investigator disclosed the case was still under investigation.

While the lady was allowed to go after offering statement to the police, the rider was taken into custody at Base 44, Festac Police Station for further investigation into the case.

It could not be ascertained if he would be charged to court..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/sx-crazed-okada-rider-apprehended-police-operatives-festac-lagos-photos.html

He was betrayed by females. WTF

Oyindidi:
failed troll

F*** of you female. Nobody want you. Gays for ever

Diks diks dik. Why do we love diks?

Veraatabeh:
becos he get big head

Please can I suck fart outter your annus?

haywire07:
I'm sure this type of guy won't like ladies with fallen boobs, but he is a boob faller


Correct guy, Abeg press cancer commot from her body

Brother, are u man enough to hold my dik like that?

Chybeibe:
...............

But what's delaying u nah?

Chybeibe:
...............

Ok I forgive ya. Let's have sex and make up

Sunymoore:
Of course.. Natives of a region are responsible for the development of their region.. . If you don't develop your region, who will?

Brother, may we lock lips so I can french kiss ya?

ImDharay:

Hmm, only alternate accounts
wanna contest this year...

Brother. Please Can we swap dik pictures please? Show your dik,I show u mine

Kowor:
Wizkid baba bonboy. Davido Abigail.

You gold digger,they don't want you. I don't want you. No body want us. Gay men rules. Holla