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made4naijamusic:
A cross-dresser met his Waterloo on Monday at Hall 1, Uniben, Edo State, after being caught catching a view of some female students having their bath in the bathroom.

He was allegedly exposed after some girls saw him and started shouting. He was subsequently paraded around the hostel while being slapped.

Watch video https://www.instagram.com/p/BmNPsdoh8J0/?utm_source=ig_embed

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2018/08/man-disguised-as-a-female-caught-peeping-on-unclad-uniben-girls-video/

He is cute

Martin0:
Hello, my future wife.

Whether you are reading this before you meet me, or stumble upon it after, I want you to know a few things.

The reason I am writing this today is because I can’t stop thinking about you, and I can’t stop myself from imagining how happy we will be. Let this letter be a promise to you that I will do my best to be the man I want to be for you.

I may not yet know all of the difficulties that come with a lifetime commitment, but I have enough relationship experience to know what I want and how I picture my life with the person I will commit to: you.

Those around me are a continuous source of education and inspiration on how I want our relationship to be. So here and today, I vow to try my best to do the following:

I promise to do my best to make you beam daily, so count on many surprises. Your smile will be my priority. I get weak knees when anybody smiles, so just imagine the effort I will make to be the source of yours.

I promise I will always look at you with the same adoration as I did the moment I realized I loved you.

I promise to try to ignite the same sparkle in your eyes I see when you’re surprised, inspired, motivated or when you are about to lean in to kiss me.

I promise to hold your hand when we’re 80 years old with the same liveliness that I did when I crossed that line to hold yours for the first time. I vow never to let the excitement of dating me die down; I will surprise you with the location, the reason or the activity itself.

I promise to keep you guessing where we’re going next. I promise to do my best always to interest you. I will keep reinventing myself, gaining new hobbies, new knowledge and new interests to keep you -- and myself -- entertained.
I promise to have new stories to share with you, and maybe I’ll retell the best ones again if you insist. Our friendship will continue to grow over the years.

I vow to challenge you to challenge yourself for the better; to make you think differently.
I promise to try to feed off of your illuminating energy that will inspire me to do the same with myself. I will do my best to ensure that being bored never crosses your mind.

Even in grief and darkness, I promise to show you the different shades of the dark, and to help you find the tiny rays of light that are always there if you seek them. After all, there’s always worse than worst and better than best;
everything is relative.

I promise to kiss you throughout our life together, with the same passion I had the first time I felt my lips on yours. When we kiss, I want it to slow down time -- just you and me engulfed in our feelings.

I promise to play the games you like to play.

I promise to do my best to remain physically attractive for you, and I will do my best to be healthy in order to keep up with our children and grandchildren; someone has got to teach them Muay Thai kickboxing. I’ll train you, too; I want you to know how to fight and defend yourself, just don’t use it against me.

I promise to help you to be healthy, both physically and mentally. I will cook and clean for us. Expect the best breakfast: traditional Armenian tomato and pepper omelets, followed by fruit salad with well, I can’t give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role model for our children. I want both you and them to see me as a source of motivation. I want to inspire them in the same way that my father inspires me.

I promise to do my best to love your family as you love them and to be by their side as much as I am by yours.

I promise to always listen to you when you simply just want to be heard; when you want someone to vent to about something or when you want advice.

I will listen to you especially when you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with anybody else, and to the things you try to tell me when you’re not even speaking. I promise to always listen.

During our life together, I promise to make sure that you feel as though you are the center of the household -- I know you will be -- and I will always try to show my appreciation for you because of that. Being the man of the house is nothing without a woman.

I promise never to let my guard down in taking care of us. I know you won’t be one to be satisfied with the bare minimum.

I promise to do everything that I can for you without taking away from your independence physically, intellectually or emotionally.

I promise to create family traditions and to make sure that your legacy lives forever through our children.

I promise to encapsulate the moment when I realize that I am in the most magnetic, amorous and erotic love with you, not to let that feeling dissipate to the best of my ability and to relive it with you constantly, always.

Sincerely, Your Future Husband

Hiya

Mrbolt565:
Im using the samung galaxy note 4. Im using a custom rom called noble rom and its rooted and i have TWRP(teamwin recovery project). Trust me its the best out there with so many functions. But the problem i have is my phone usb port is spoilt. I want to put back kitkat stock rom on my phone and i thought with could do that with the recovery app but its impossible! U cannot install stock rom with TWRP or any recovery tool! It as to be with odin from ur computer system. Ive tried everyway possible not its impossible. Well i just have to fix my usb port so i can do it.


I'm out!!

Boo boo can u sit on your thumb for 5 minutes & tell me how deep yor annnus is/could/will be?

olametrix:
Abeg how mush is 1 mil naira to THEIR currency, i want to go and claim a chiftancy titled their

Any advise is welcome

Hi babes

Mrbolt555:
who r u calling boo? U dey mad?

Boo boo are you upset? I apologise with kisses. Please forgive me dear. Do you like gay sex?

jmoore:
Gay is evil and foolishness.

No one should legalize foolishness.

Boo boo wake up. Boo boo what do you call hugging male friend and let's assume I hug you or peck you on your cheek , would you call it gay? Don't men hug and kiss in Arab countries?

Mrbolt555:
ur phone don't have Google?mcheww

Hi boo. Hiya. Me too. Boo boo do you prefer men sucking your nipple and why?

BiafranBushBoy:
To be sucked by a lady

No boo boo. Equality. It could be sucked by men too

Females nipples are clearly for breastfeeding only'all, y'all. What is the main function of the male nipple?

shedybaba44:
woman

Women are useless. Brother, men are best

shedybaba44:
hello nairalander please I want to.know if is normal, am a young guy that is financially OK, both personal and family, I.can't seem to fall in love, I get tired of ladies no matter how beautiful she is am yet to see a lady that will steal my heart, what should I do, pls...growing financially but feeling.empty

Men or women my dear?

mamagee3:
Please guys, I would like to make my font red whenever I type a response, How do I do it?

Mix yellow and red together

xedyl:
Person Mama.

Hi handsome. You single?

CastedGist:
GistMore.com

Tiwa savage steps out in sexy tight short gown

See more photos; https://www.gistmore.com/tiwa-savage-steps-sexy-tight-short-gown-photos

Who cares. I AM GAY!!

josephcletus:
Gays got their reward bro.... na hell sure for you !!!

My brother. Wot as he'll got to do with sucking dies? Do u suck dies YES OR NO sir?

Safiaa:
Bi?

You jealous?

falconey:
you look how I feel when I'm about to take a shit!

Wow. Take a poo with your small ass? SHOW ME PLEASE!

datfreshdoc:
I'm not gay.. thank you

Every man as a price my brother. So how much will it cost up to suk dick? Pls name your price, my friend?

pryme:
You are walking tight rope, there is a 14yrs jail term reward for this major malfunction of a male specie.

You are dumb my dear. May I remind u that so called prison is full of men only and that's a great deal. Wot ever. Dude, make love with a man and u will forget females

datfreshdoc:
Anto, omo phonetics

Hi beautiful man, u have a boyfriend?

Chikita66:
I though this ediot was gone for good.

U scared we could take your man? I bet I kiss him better than you do. Gay men make best lovers. Agree or disagree?

QueenMarvella:
My Boyfriend Is Just Getting More Annoying These Days. He Won't Call nor text for days, always claiming to be busy .
But anytime we see, he will turn to the sweetest guy on earth and I will feel like things should stay that way forever. But once we say bye to each other, it's the same story until when we see again.

It's not a long Distance Relationship as u guys may think but I don't know whats' stopping him from showing care through calls and texts too. He doesn't pick my calls too most times and that's what I hate most.

I like clingy, I like double texts, phone calls, Good morning and Good night texts.

And now, am getting tired of the relationship.

Dunno what to do,any advice ,Pls.

Great news. He going gay. We won!

PrettyGist:
see more photos>>> https://www.gistmore.com/gay-kenyan-mankneels-proposes-boyfriend-photos

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5ad6658714268.jpg

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/5ad6660a26005.jpg

So romantic

falconey:
No but you can ask your dad

Be nice dear. Would love to f**k you. What would it take and how much? Pls be nice about it

falconey:
just checked your d.p you suppose, you need am pass most of us.

Hi. You single?

Safiaa:
mrcork, staap it.

Which is mrcork. Do you realise I could take your man?

Safiaa:
He is in London. His alternate moniker is Mrcork. He has the freedom to do whatever he chooses sha.

Excuse you darlin, You got me mixed up. I am a full residence of lagos island we we plan to set up the LGBT Community to support our rights as men. We need a secretary. You interested?

RoyalPhoenix:
u seem so proud. Gimme your number

We need to set up the LGBT Community here in Nigeria

RoyalPhoenix:
U do realise u are in Nigeria right?

So? You don't like dicks? My brother, love is love my dear. Gay men are the best.Be nice

Agree or disagree?

Nairamakes:
Lol. The lady wrote;

“I wore this to school today and my lecturer called me a tout..Please what is bad in this outfit sef…” Do you see anything wrong in what she’s wearing?

Source : https://educluesonline.com/wore-school-lecturer-called-tout-lady-photo/

Darling is your school in the forest?