₦airaland Forum

bjayx:
Thanks... I am

Okay. How about today, are you fine?

bjayx:
They ask if youre married, have kids, have a career, have cars and houses as if life is some kinda grocery list. Nobody cares to know if you're happy.

I care. How are you doing today?Hope you`re happy?

ChiefAzubuike:
That Lagos state is one of the most useless states in the federation. Its better off living in nearby Ogun or even in cities like Onitsha etc.

Fallacy!

Chai! fine doctor wey dey slap woman. Na wa!

Let`s master the art of self control.
A skill very few seem to posses.

ebonflexy:
See the image below.
Obviously the reason she got slapped is because she decided to act like a spoilt brat in his home, throwing away his eggs after he asked her to use less. Obviously this female lacks home training and, above all, respect.

Let's be real, things are real in naija.
When you are a guest in someone's house, when you are asked to use less of something, THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE is not to kukuma throw the whole thing away like a stupid fool. What if he wanted to use some? Did she buy it? Why throw his resources away to act stupid? Actions like that speak lowly of your upbringing and your ability to think before acting.

Make no mistake, the bitch had that slap coming.
Not because she wanted to eat 4 eggs,
Not because somebody is "broke",
Not because of poverty,
But because she clearly disrespected this man in his own home AND willfully destroyed/wasted his property over a simple cautionary request.

No, he slapped her and she threw the eggs away.
Even if this is not correct, you don`t slap adults; you talk. They are both wrong.
If his own guy had done that to him, would he have slapped him? (I no even know whether this my English correct self)

EsotericMonk:
Lol, let everyone bear his/her father's name abeg. If you can't live extravagantly on your own or in your dad's crib, don't coman be forming nonsense in my house.
I don't do dual personalities.

They actuaally do live extravagantly in their father`s house.

naijaguy123456:
Poverty is a disease, I banish and reject it in my entire generation. If a woman you love and plan to marry can't fry 4 eggs in your house then you're not man enough. Go get better job or remain single. How much does 4 eggs cost out of a crate ?

My bradda! See me o.

Amagite2:
From; Amagitesblog.com

A Nigerian Twitter user has shared a hilarious photo of travel essentials for Nigerian girls going to visit their boyfriends.

This is coming after story of a Nigerian guy who slapped his girlfriend for wanting to fry 4 eggs in his house, went viral.

Sight the eggs in the bag. Lol!

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/check-out-these-hilarious-essentials-for-nigerian-girls-going-to-visit-their-men.html

No be lie. She try.

Radiant1020:
Idoma babes no dey worwor

Just say, "thank you".

HomeOfMe:
Stop blaming village people for you guys stupidity.

You termed it "stupidity", he termed it "Village People" life goes on.

Radiant1020:
I couldn't laugh out cause I had company but my spirit was laughing... Lol

Nice one OP

See as you fine, hope say no be filter?
How spirit take dey laugh? Because I know say person fit laugh for inside mind

OneCorner:
So we should help u beat ur father or wat?

You just dey drop funny memes up and down

Sorry, I`m with ChiefAzubuike on this.

My version of the story:
The father killed the daughter as repayment for his cult and blamed it on her Lover.

survivor1986:
Is not a small something.

Lool...You sure say that collar no too tight for that dog neck?
Why you sef no do your research about the Company before you apply?

What happened to "in sickness and in health"?

DeeTweenie:
I beg who pink lips Epp?

When you`re a teenager, e dey trip girls. But for adulthood, very childish.

alen4smith:
i guess you are still traumatized by the outcome of ekiti election.

I think so too.

kestolove95:
So wetin we go call d man now? First gentleman or what?

It`s written there naw, "First Spouse"

DeeTweenie:
I beg who pink lips Epp?

When you`re a teenager. e dey trip girls. But for adulthood, very childish.

madridguy:
Dino dey learn work.

You no sabi Dino be that. Go watch all him skit come back tell me this kain thing wey you talk so.

8 and 9

What is "Chuken" please?

Aprokogirl I prefer your 25 list.
Why are you listening to naysayers and shortening your list??

nigeriapenbase Na wa o you didn`t even bother to state why. Which kain journalism be this??

madridguy:
Specialist in drama.

More than Dino?

Why does he look like he`s crying?

CivilzedTyger:
wizzy shouldn't have left this one, she was there wen he had nothing

You know nothing John Snow.

NightHound:
Thank you! Finally! ........God bless you joor.

Until people, especially all these Nairaland small small children realise that we are all different and were raised differently, we can only pray for a better world.

jeesprecy:
Honestly I'm yet to understand the whole Ish.... In my parent's house I can eat ten eggs in a day and no one will raise any brow cos they know I like eggs so much and I love the eggs big too...
The whole issue is a sign, she needs to run if she loves her life.

The love for control and intimidation.
He would slap her again.

Ayoswit:
I understand their reasons for demanding payment or deposit before treating a patient but if I was the one, I would treat the patient regardless of the fact that money wasn't paid because I can't watch a patient die when I can be able to treat him, it's hard though but saving a life is worth it.

That is why you aren`t the one.

NightHound:
Well, they are your eggs so you have a right to tell her how many she can have from your fridge. But don't think you can tell a person how many eggs are too many to eat. When I make an omelette, if the sizes are small, I could use as many as five eggs (3 if they are large). This is even a standard serving; six inches in diameter.

I use 6 to 8 BIG eggs because I love eggs.
Not every day but anytime I feel like.
She should leave him.

maxiuc:
that's neck cushion I have Same

I know it's neck cushion.

Mariangeles:
They'll use any means to defame the Church...

Don`t mind them, they can`t succeed!

dammy13:
Alot of drama keeps going on on the social media and Actor Adeniyi Johnson has just had his own share as he savagely replies a rude beggar who asked him for 3k on IG.

The follower who appears to be a single mom asked the actor for 3k to feed her child and Adeniyi asked her when she would stop begging for 3k, well the follower then replied him in a rude way saying when he dies.

On seeing this, Actor Adeniyi then advised her to wait for 70 years.

SOURCE: http://kikiotolu.com/conversation-between-actor-adeniyi-johnson-and-a-beggar/

You played it down.
He didn`t say she`d wait 70 years, but said she`d beg for 70 years!
They are not the same thing.