₦airaland Forum

midolian:
Never again

hahaha

jom28gy:
What actually happened

Why you dey make me laugh naw?

Person wey don already born finish.

O LORD my GOD please forgive me my sins in Jesus name

Olalan:
Hmmmm, na she be the first person to get belle................

lol

Turks:
What’s This Animal Called? It Was Found On The Farm Today

What’s this animal called please? I know I’ve seen it a number of times on NatGeo Wild. Don’t recall what it’s called. Very cheerful and easy going animal and no, we didn’t kill it. It’s still very much alive.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ5VGv2K9uA

Why not release back into that bush?
Are you willing to do the hard work of studying about how it feeds, sleeps, excrete, moves, breathes, grows?
Do you have the money, patience? And protection from your neighbour's children.
Whatever you do, don't take it to a Nigeria zoo so that it doesn't die of starvation.

Look for a white man who caters to such animals to sell it to and make some money for yourself.

You his??

Unbelievable

What's up with Uche?
She arnt looking cool at all.

Maxymilliano:
I knew the police would keep watching that guy until he eventually dies. And of course, give it a supernatural bent. Why they didn't take him to the hospital? I have watched crime cases in developed countries where the culprits were unconscious and in critical states, they still adminster medical care, but with restrictions and monitoring. Not so in Nigeria!

Gosh didn't you read this in the article?
According to Joseph, the suspect died at Owo General Hospital where medical personnel had battled to revive him.

ookesanjo:
My funniest childhood moment was when I was told to get fried fish. When i got to the fish seller, i told her my mum doesn't like fish head(ori eja). But she insisted that she was gonna add it to the ones am buying depending on the quantity, i agreed at the end and left to deliever the errand i was sent to run.. The funny thing about what happened was that, on my way home i ate the fish head that was added to it.. On getting home, my mum said she doesn't like it that i should return it back to the seller that infact she will follow me to the place.. When i heard that, i felt that was the end of my life on earth.. I wanted to die that very moment.. Till date i still find it strange that i ever engage in such act..

Chei! Embarrassing.
So did she follow you there?
What happened when she got there?

Don't bother watching!

N28 millionaire profit per car?
As in person count N28million+ dash them sake of ordinary Moto??
Hm! Okay o.

O boy! See Moto.
Na all this kain pretty cars I dey like.

Na wetin make me like that Hyundai model be this o.

Bluezy13:
They're even whites...



It would have been another story if they were blacks.

My braada!

Someone in this regime does not like GTB

Huh? Unshatterable??
My phone screen wey don break reach how many times!

FRoosevelt:
Hahaha which one be unsolicited advice?
I get your point bro.
I dey generous to women but na on one condition, and that is, they must render me what I want.
That's what friends-with-benefits relationship is all about.
But that's the end of it. I don't feel any affection for them. I'm not taking them as girlfriends. I'm not jealous about their other relationships because I don't care.
I like women, but I can't just love any.

@the bolded:
Baba, we dey tall the same thing.
Romance means giving without hope if receiving.

Na wetin dey cause the predicament wey you dey face so..

Wow so young!
Take her to a make up artiste, shed look 36!

FRoosevelt:
I gotta tell you boyjo, I think my mind is fvcked up when it comes to expressing intimate love, or maybe just any kind of love.
I find myself incapable of romance and all that.
I'm good with the females though, but you know, I treat them like everyone else, not some special kind of affection.
I'd like to say I am empathetic.
The only kind of intimate relationship I've kept with women is the FWB type.

Here`s what I think,
It may not be true.

I think you are capable of romance but you may have been desensitized (shey na the spelling be that?)
Shey you dey visit romance section well well?
Dey listen to all those boys wey dey give advice wey say make you no show love to a Being wey the major language wey she underatand na to be "given to"??

And since romance na majorly "giving", you see why e be like say you no fit do am?

Na im cause am.
Sensor thread wey you dey click.
Change your source of info.
Some guys dey wey dey give balanced advice, na those ones we supposed to dey watch out for dey listen to.

Sorry if I dey give unsolicited advice sha

spartan50:
You are so shallow minded ... you now resort to insults. . I pity for you

I never curse this one e don dey para

spartan50:
Did she report it to the cops. .. do you know if she was the one that wanted it? She didn't complain so no hushes.

She was drunk.

Don`t make me call you an idiot

FRoosevelt:
Though it was a FWB relationship, I miss her loyalty, submission and docility for me.
She's annoyingly outspoken and smart, not the kind of girl you would mess with. But with me, she'd let all her guards down. I was her weakness, she was my sexual satisfaction.
As with all FWB relationships, she had to move on and get a serious lover.

Love, keeps walking by us, in human form.
Sometimes regularly, sometimes in years.
Will you catch and hold it with all your might the next time?

darlenese:
I married my first love, so no Ex.

Kisses for you babe.

spartan50:
I feel you are a snitch

Feelings lie.


If she were your daughter or Sister??

gasparpisciotta:
It has scam written all over it since the thing was unearthed. Someone is playing tricks on us.

You don`t seem to get it.

It is an advert

spartan50:
Wetin concern you oga passenger. .. Snitch... vote out Buhari no! But you are quick to report an issue. ..stupidity everywhere

Gosh...this is sad.
See how all the men on front page are insulting the guy.
You guys are still the same set of guys that insult ladies when they accuse Uber/Taxify drivers.

I don`t see any of condemning the actions of the drivers.

God dey watch una o.

johncreek:
Please what are you saying?
Can you kindly simplify it?

He is saying grammar

Nwodosis:
Why are you being sorry? You wanted him out of your life and he was benevolent and left the Earth to save you the stress of blocking him.
You now remembered him because you now knew that you were a side -chick to the guy you blocked him for!

If she does not speak up now and dies of depression, you go still curse am reach grave

Viicfuntop:
About 0.8% of the population

Oh!

No no no, this picture has no art to it.
Arall!

Come on naw...I thought I`d see a mammoth crowd!