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He just got married only recently??

itspzpics:
Give this beautiful photo of Tony Elemenu, Dangote and Femi Otedola at an event.


Who want this kind of table?


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Elumelu must be feeling left out with the white and blue outfit from the other two

FraNKAPP:
I'm frustrated. This is the third time that I'm facing this issue. I don't know what I did to my village people. �

Why is it that anytime I cook Egwusi soup, the soup will divide itself into two? The egwusi/vegetables/ingredients will go one side and the water will go the other side. Out of frustrations, I have finished the meat and I'm about to get rid of the soup now. I don't know what else to do. I'm frustrated.

Please, my people, I need your help urgently. How can I make a good Egwusi soup that the ingredients doesn't quarrel with the water? If you have the step-by-step guide on how to make a good Egwusi soup, please send it to me because that's my favourite soup. Make me, *Frank Umeadi* happy, please.

Note: This does not mean that I'm not a good husband material o. I'm just preparing myself and I believe that no time is late.

Thank you so much as I await your positive response.

There is no issue there, just
1) reduce the water
2)If you fried the Egusi, reduce your frying time.
3)Buy whole quality Egusi seeds and blend or grind; NEVER buy blended Egusi from the market. A lot of them have been spoiled by air.

soberdrunk:
Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!! Hahahaahahhahaahahah!!! 25!!!! So i senior Ahmed Musa with more than 5 years!!!

Honey....

Fakemiracle:
I am a hawker I hawk foam to clean car glass. On Friday this week a man met me that he will like me to do business for him. He said I should not fear he is not a 419. He then paid for all my foam and took me to a restaurant.
He said he just want me to come and act for a fake miracle in a church in Abakaliki. That they will make me up as if I have serious leprosy. He then promised to pay me 300k after the acting. but once I come to Enugu he will give me 100k. Then month end after the prayer when I come for testimony he will give me 200k. I can go and start a business if I want.
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My friends I will not mention the church for now. Am to follow him on Saturday to the church for the makeup. Am seriously thinking. Guys should I go.? Will they kill me? Will God be angry with me? Please advice. We are moving on Saturday against Sunday.
Should I do this.

See you. Greed!
They want to use you for ritual and have concoted a fake Church story for you and you really believe.
Go naw!

noblealuu:
Imagine being flogged by some random guyz who are high on dope...

Hahahaha...abeg no let me choke on this gum wey I dey chew
You wan kill the pikin hahaha

And the worst of them all "I love you".

Highly unprofessional.

Vashti got it all wrong here.
The point is not that the woman did not obey but that THE MAN did not listen to his wife!.

There is a proverb that says men who listen to their wives prosper and live long.

Dipoolowoo

FCMB is the best bank ever.
I have GTB, Access bank, Firstbank and have used UBA and Union bank.

They don`t steal deduct my money anyhow
And their customer service is top notch, infact the best.

Great4God:
God no be man ooooooo

God, is not man...
Thank God.

The first thread I can see in recent times where most guys are in agreement.
Never knew about number 1 though

tommychow:
Ladies, what's your top 3 reasons to break up with your BF from the list below? You might wanna break up with your man for all the reasons below...but lets know the reasons bad enough to end it with a man you love.

- BF starts paying you little attention
- BF starts paying you too much attention and becomes very clingy
- BF becomes predictable and boring
- BF cheats
- BF lost his job and becomes broke
- BF gets erectile dysfunction
- BF grows overweight with a massive pot belly
- BF has a stressful job making him frustrated, age faster, start going bald and losing weight
- BF starts abusing alcohol and drugs
- You found out BF is bisexual
- BFs mother hates your guts and shows it
- BF gets seriously addicted to watching porn and masturbation
- BF becomes an atheist
- BF gets a job overseas, hence long distance relationship
- You found out BF does yahoo plus
- BF nags about your weight and body-shames you regularly
- BF becomes stingy

Remember, just 3 reasons.

- BF cheats
- BF starts abusing alcohol and drugs
- You found out BF is bisexual
- BF becomes an atheist
- BF gets a job overseas, hence long distance relationship
- You found out BF does yahoo plus
- BF nags about your weight and body-shames you regularly
- BF becomes stingy

Guys, a lot of girls hate these the most.
#TakeNote

mabeni:
I didn't and never regretted my actions. Hop you know I would be held responsible if I had left her and any unfortunate happened to her? My Guy, everything is not money and money isn't everything

Let`s just say you`ve passed a test.

sarrki:
On all the problem confronting our country

Nah this news op see

Truly Nigeria youth have lost focus

I rebuke you in Jesus name, I will never loose focus!!!

These are the kind of news Autojosh is supposed to be posting but he is busy posting news on bridges and buildings up and down

tenmariner:
Can u just imagine how a brilliant career was laid to rest cos of woman cos of lack of self control

Modified by Boyjo 7:26am 22/06/18

Mowoe:
Nah!
Not when they and their folks are the major importers of Generators and Owners of or Shareholders in petrol and diesel companies.
No! It will never be time.

Animals in Crase men skin-Fela

This is the sole problem.

Ayoswit:
My own is that the Nigeria government should create jobs, I'm tired of being unemployed. Power supply is the least of my problems now.

They said you should create job for yourself. Be an Entrepreneur!

Are you syre this is what really happened? Hm.

Anigreat:



Guy you have the best writing skill, i love the way you type.

Good one.

loool....
Ani how far naw? How body?

DIYhackers:
Dem don kill persin

My braada! See me o

Auxtin85:
You must have sniffed dry shit

His spell didn`t work.
cc: profosenogoboy

ossaichika:
Who are who now?
Who are the killers now?
So many killers in one country!!! So boko cant forgive us and visit Ghana? Lets manage this ones
Ha. Am feeling dizzy please

Lol...be serious abeg

Emmerlee:
Hello House,

The subject matter refers.. Guys what is really happening in Nigeria? Why are we all not making noise on the current grand fraud being perpetuated via PHCN estimated billing? What really is the reason PHCN is unable to supply prepaid meters to ALL households even when we are READY to pay double for each one? The unprecedented level of grand thieving that is happening in PHCN in broad day light defies all logic. It is unbelievable how callous we have become as a people.

I live at Kernel Street, off Amosu Street in Bode Thomas (Surulere LGA). As of January 2016, my postpaid PHCN bill was exactly N5,501.76. This was followed by a steady, continuous rise to N22,416.00 by January 2017 (407.5% increase). As of today, the 20th of June 2018, my MONTHLY estimated bills hover between N24,000.00 and N35,000.00. To be precise, the estimated bill given to me by PHCN for the month of June 2018 is exactly N29,760.00! In a country where minimum wage is N18,000 and house rent is paid by God's special grace.. What exactly is wrong with these people for goodness sake? How can you be doing this to us and be getting away with it because those who ought to care do not care?

I live in a 2 bedroom flat, I'm single and hardly in the house because of the nature of my job except for weekends. I also don't sleep at night with the Air Conditioner on because of health issues (knee related). I hardly have time to use my electric iron so I dry clean my clothes. My fridge has the popular advanced Smart Inverter Compressor technology that saves so much energy and can be powered by even a small generator. What exactly is in my small house that I should be paying an average of N30,000 every month to PHCN? I am finding it so hard to understand this level of wickedness and it's beginning to affect my sanity.

Before you ask what I've done about this please find details of my efforts at resolving this over the years:

1. I have been to the PHCN offices at Mushin and Ijora to complain (including their Doyin office which is closest to my house), nothing has come out of it.
2. I have written letters and sent emails to EKEDP (customercare@ekedp.com), nothing has come out of it.
3. I have written a letter to the Honourable Minister for Power, Works and Housing (letter was acknowledged as received) and a copy of the letter made to the Commercial Manager, Eko Electric Distribution Board, Mushin which was received with an official stamp by EKEDP customer care unit on the 13th of March 2017. Again, nothing came out of it.
4. I have sent emails to NERC (Eko Forum) on two different occasion this year to complain about this massive fraud going on in my area. The first time I wrote to Eko Forum, the PHCN marketer in charge of my area was summoned somehow because after that email he came over to my house to take an inventory of the electronic appliances in the house. After this he assured me that something will surely be done about my bills. It's about 3 months since that time and the crazy bills have continued. I wrote another email to them and they replied the following day that my request had been forwarded to EKEDP. Till today nothing has been done and the bills are still soaring high!

PHCN officials never come to the house to take Meter readings. They are just not interested. I was recently out of town for about 2 weeks with the house under lock and key but this does not stop PHCN from increasing my bills every month (whether there's usage or not). It may also interest you to know that PHCN officials, as is the norm of recent, always disconnect my building for at least 5 to 7 days each month following the inability of one of our tenants to pay up on time. Whenever this happens we all suffer blackout that last for several days while we wait for my neighbor to pay his own portion of the estimated bill which is around the same range as mine. This is so because PHCN supplies all the apartments in the house power via one cable that runs from the street pole to the building. Despite all the inconveniences PHCN will still proceed to punish us every month, with extremely high, unjustified bills! It beats my imagination how wicked these people are.

You are expected to pay up ANY bill you are given, regardless of the amount and regardless of usage. How you pay is none of their business. As I write this our power line has been disconnected again (all 4 flats) because one of our tenants is still running around looking for money to pay up. This is after I paid N30,000 and my next door neighbour paid N34,000. My people, do you really think this is sustainable? I'm tired of the whole thing. I feel as though I've been kidnapped and forced to part with my hard earned money every month. These guys are likely on a mission to ensure our monthly salaries end up in their pockets. The bills are still rising and will soon get to N50,000+ per month at this rate. Companies around my area (with lots of Air Conditioners and other heavy electronic gadgets) pay an average of N10,000 to N14,000 each month from my investigations, and three bedroom residential apartments with prepaid meters do not pay up to 20% of what I dole out to PHCN each month. why are defenseless Citizens being made to go through hell in Nigeria? I'm sure there are hundreds of thousands of Nigerians groaning from this fraud. Where is our conscience as a people? Is this how we want to attain greatness without the fear of God?

The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC), empowered by the Electric Power Sector Reform (EPSR) Act, 2005 stated on their website that it is the customer’s right to be notified in writing ahead of disconnection of electricity service by the DisCo serving the customer in line with NERC’s guidelines. PHCN does not write before disconnection. They are so quick to disconnect within 2 minutes and require us to pay N2000 per flat (N8,000 in total from my building) before they can reconnect, regardless. Who then are the laws made for? You complain, nothing comes our of it. You write letters to the authorities, nothing comes out of it. Maybe I should consider sueing them to court for all the inconveniences caused me over the years, but then will anything come out of it? I am Tired.

Maybe I should consider asking them to come remove my meter completely (they don't read it anyways). I'm tired of paying bills I do not understand. Any suggestions on how to handle this will be appreciated. Thanks for reading my rants, I really hope I don't end up with clinical depression at this rate.

Hello dear,
*clears throat*
This same thing you have suffered is what I previously suffered.
I knew what to do right from the onset but my Mama no just gree let me do am until the day they increased our bill to 30k!
We managed to raise 11k and paid it.
We then paid re-connection fee of N2500.
They connected us back the next day and came the day after to disconnect us!
We paid another N2500 for re-connection; they reconnected us the next day and disconnected us two days after!
Even my Mama know sef say I don try as I vowed we would never have anything to do with "Nepa"!
This all happened in January.
You will not believe that this "Nepa" guys brought a fresh 30k bill at the end of February even while our disconnected wire was still on the ground!
I am waiting for them to come and collect the money o.
They have not brought any bill from then till now.

My neighbours who live in a three bedroom were paying just 3k as bill before they switched to prepaid meters.

We use gen now. We switch on gen at nights or whenever feel we need light to charge phone.
My braadah peace of mind don come.
I spend less than 5k, 4k sef on fuel monthly. How? We are hardly ever in the house except at night when all you want to do is crash after the hectic traffic!
I am saying that from January ending till now, I have been running gen and I have known Peace, Joy, Progress and more money for food.

I am so going solar.
I saw one Inlaks Energy advert here on Nairaland.
I shall be their customer!!!

Do you know Nepa children attend wonderful schools while they suck your blood?
When someone was pointing out the Nepa Agent`s child school and the fact that most of them are Landlords, I weak!

By the time we all disconnect from the National grid, I will see what becomes of them.

We need to start a trend like #EndSars
#GiveUsPrepaidMeters

oshe11:
What about the ONEs that have been saving MEMEs that they will use to troll the SUPER EAGLEs like they are saving MONEY TO BUY AMERICA

Lol.

izzou:


Why do we always have this sense of entitlement whenever we do some good?

You saw extra cash in your account that wasn't yours. Why not raise an alarm immediately? Did you have to transfer 500k out first, and wait till evening and blah blah blah?

The truth is, you wouldn't have returned it if they didn't come for you. That makes you no different from a thief. And I support them for not giving a simple "thank you" not to talk of money sef

My braadaa! See me o hahaha
The guy thief their 1 million, them catch am.
E come still thief their N4000 join hahaha

The bank wicked sha; them collect the N4000 back

hope4nigeria:
my advice, look for this picture

Hahahaha

soberdrunk:
Me?!!

Lol...yeah baby. You.

soberdrunk:

Hey love.

[quote author= post=68313852]Tonto will suprise you soon too.[/quote]Hahaha
Nice one.

Guys scam guys, yet blame it on women!