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@op, na me added d last 'likes' to make it 557 I wish to add 500 more, but No Corruption in Buhari's Tenure...

damton:
don't get it

sounds like spanish righ?
k! I criticized ur browsing network for slow connection (jokes), may be u would av hit Front Page or probably First To Comment, so dat more NLers would have read ur post and LIKE your comment cos it was COOL. Then, I advised to meet Naijaboyy the 'LIKES' artificial Generator to help you generate the 7,411 viewers (according to the number of views of this post as d tym of my first comment.



I can't be a better teacher dan dis anyway, digest and move on.

Reflecting what the Touts among NA are capable of doing since 1914

Charity they say begins at home... that is one of the reason one needs to heed to that stone aged adage. D story looks like the Police man looks stupid and pple generally will blame the Officer even without imagining how some ill-mannered ladies (or human beings) can humiliate and tempt you to blow-off their heads! even without having a gun. She has claimed her right now and her left will speak for her in heaven. May Her Soul Rest in Perfect Peace.... NLers, join me in 1 min silence for her... That is the best Living soul can do for the dead(s), hope this will give some other Aggressors out there some assertions, either they jail the guy, kill him or (worst) free him, The young 'Promising Talent' is nah gonna come back!

damton:
Buhari: I no hear Zhis Engilish wey Zhis indian man dey spheak.

COS: Baba na so we dey find am difficult to pick your words when speaking in English.

Change your ISP to 4G, u for hit FTC and ur LIKES for don hit 7,411, viewers as at d tym of typing! anyway take mine too, to add up '4' u are so close.... probably rent from dat LIKES Generator guy!

Wohwoh Tins

HungerBAD:
Is this woman's shape normal?

Still thinking of the right English word to describe her. Is she Fat?Curvy?Plenty?or very Plenty?

very very plenty dat E'eto de fear to get close to her!

sissylucy:
no b him sperm produce d pikin...nothing wrong with it

because say na in sperm turned to dat girl now, he has d freedom to giv her d sperm back tru her as abi next tym u r typing, think b4 u press enter

delectablegyal:
I am just saying. Shout out to all the virgins out there. Even though the konji is strong, we are still holding on to our pride, we are not letting it go.

Because others are doing it does not make it right. Keeping your virginity is the right thing to do, forget what these non virgins say to you. No shaking.
#teamweddingnight.

I Prophesy dat b4 2 weeks to dis tym u exposed ur secret, U ll find ur JOY in Jesus name!

vsaintchigs:
Please how do i comment

Reserve ur comment and click the X sign at the far right corner of ur Device

Sorry, for ur information I dont read long story. I believe u did GNS 101 now, reflect ur 'Summary' skill when next u r posting. Thanks, No offence pls!

A Nigerian will never do this, instead, she will turn a Corporate beggar!

Are they recuperating or what? Even small pikin knows dat since June ending, why d reference as if its a Prophecy

@op i have delight in seeing he pisor, pls do somtin...

a a, Ay na. O na bobo i pa na!

We all know that the situation in d country is so tensed dat one can even swim to America for greener pasture but why cant they divert their huge effort to Aquaculture and they will be reasonably rich/comfortable in the next few months....

U sure say dis one go fit face boko-haram like dis , dis one wey de romantic pass DiCaprio . I wish u best of Luck, in your Job n Marital Home! Nice one Bro!

If this is true, then our Banking Sector is resetting in a positive dimension. Another area they also need to focus on is the area of loan Interest, they should reduce dat drastically since they have decided to reduce the Deposit interest at the detriment of Depositors. This will enable them to encourage pple dat need loan geninely for prospective projects. If you reason it deeply, you will know that, all these stupid EMBEZZLERS will be discouraged to fix their monies in bank now, rather they will invest in industries, manufacturing and other stuffs that can benefit Nigerians and promote employment/engagement instead of fixing the money idly in the banks (Although the bankers trade with the money, Oil business, international transaction, selective loans & ridiculous loan interest instead of giving out the money to Farmers, Developers, SMEs) . If the BUFFOONS calculate the ROI they will see investing in Agriculture (Aquaculture, cropping e.t.c) and they find out dat, it out-rates the interest/dividends they will get fixing dat money for months, nobody will tell them to do the needful. Especially those guvnors wey go carry Workers' salary go remit for Bank for 6 months b4 paying so as for them to scoop the interest earned within the period of deposit (Shame on Una!) Alla-Kua!

OWO OBO!

Paschal55:
Bullshit!!!...so after the mass killing and genocides committed against my innocent people You still want me to wish him happiness Noooway!!!

Sir, curse Ojukwu in the Grave-yard!

Any day I read, hear about or encounter a gallant leader, I remember your name and murmur in my mind: Go On With One Nigeria! That Propanganda will never fade in my mind even though I cant attribute any other thing thing dan being a former Head of State of The Federal republic of Nigeria, but I can give a 23hr lecture on that particular skill of leadership. It is d best charm of succeeding as a Leader! Cheers Bro(I am not dat rude, he looks young in my heart)

tunde1200:
What as Awo ti o jebure, ko n ki i se awo ire! Got to do with the topic?.

lol!!!!!!!!
Actually, i tot there was an error when the op mentioned 'the daughter she had for her first husband'. I was like: did she go to the ex-husband's house to celebrate the Bday and made the comment but later thot arround and discovered dat the Bday was celebrated in d step-daddy's Apartment (wharever). So, I needed to MODIFY, like seriously, appease to the gods for the misconception buh in order to do dat in a rich-cultured manner, I went by the way of Babalawo quoting BIble: I hope you have a better comprehension for my Parable....

Donkey lightens up the Selfie....

Selfie gone Bad... SHIT background.

[quote author=Ptoocool post=39105205][/quote]am not scared with ur (dis) pix cos i know wot u r touching is empty

herald9:
I'm holding my stomach while laughing to this. Guess I'm a strong dude.

U r not a strong dude bt a Lie-head.... another test, ok if it is true, Reply AMEN!

Tell her say i de hail the twins o

Adonbilivit. U cant be experiencing such Trauma and still use d same brain and hand to compose such descriptive essay. Go and pack ur spit and snap it, email it to lalasticala for proof of ur claim.

tiamiyukunle69:
For where?

Why u de do dis to urself when ISIL de der de lure Suicide Bombers with Good Cash!

dOnLarich:
THE DAUGHTER GO GET BOOB'S REACH ONE LEVEL HER MOM GO THEY COMPLAIN

I saw M in your status, r u a Man or a Male?