₦airaland Forum

boringnigerian:
Who told you it's normal?

Hmmmm. Perhaps, it could he abnormal for you to see with your eyes.

I respect you sir but I will disagree with you on this.
Restructuring is what this nation needs to send our northern politicians' brain back to default setting.

boringnigerian:
Do you think heterosexuality is treatable?

Heterosexuality is normal sexual orientation and not a medical or psychological condition. However, you can alter your sexual orientation. It is all about hormonal coordination.

He smiles even at death. He just switched to next home. RIP sir. I can only imagine angels on the piano, welcoming you home.
May God step into this case however

lonelydora:
Them no dey cure am oooo!!! E no bi disease nah.

I seriously think it is treatable. Maybe you should read up Hormone Replacement Therapy. It could be a major breakthrough in fighting homosexuality.
Homosexuality is actually hormonal disorientation and I chose to dissociate God from it.
God didn't create a gay dog. I am also yet to see a lesbian chicken. God doesn't make mistakes

Wow. Longest I have seen on nairaland. Beautiful snake.

OMG. That is a baby baleen whale. Its a rare and endangered species.
Someday, someone will defend cannibalism in the name of 'all na meat'. This definitely is not the work of hunger. It is gluttony and long-throat.
#thisissad #thisisnothunger #thisoslongerthroat

Nothing Arewa youth can do about it. For now, south-west and the East are king makers. They decide who returns to power or leaves office. As long as the presidential aspirants are not their people, they decide where the onus falls

[quote author= post=70311611]You better don't waste your time replying that one.
He is so full of lies.[/quote]I concur

Good news but we are still voting put APC

flames01:
You don't know what you are saying bro. A snake swallowed one of my lecturers in the department of geology when he was searching for fossils. I'm talking about 2003 before the wave of blogging swept the entire place.

I agree I don't know what I am saying but not until you provide proof sir. Your claim could change the way the world of zoology see snakes especially the African species

FiftyFifty:
Op, ur monica says it all: Lazyreporta. Lol... Nigerian Youth are lazy, intellectually at least. I challenged everyone to read Michael H. Hart's "A Ranking of 100 Most Influential Persons in History." Prof. Hart, an American Jew, an intellectual, who is highly respected globally placed Muhammad as number one with tons & tons of reasons. Infact, according to him, St. Paul played more role in shaping & spreading Christianity than Jesus. Anyone can check the book and see.

I have seen Muslims quote this passage hundreds of times. Are you guys always reading the same journal and quoting the same mind? Do you guys have self-reasoning right at all? your actions must not always be somebody else's quotations otherwise, I wonder if there is a connection between intelligence and religion

flames01:
You will know better if a snake ever swallows your family member

Hian! Let me clear the air. No snake on record is big enough to swallow an adult human. Don't be fooled by bloggers and unconfirmed stories. Most evidences are 'my father said....., my grandpa said......' Who has ever seen one with his/her eyes? Stop believing the stories bloggers and photoshopers are selling to you. It is what they want you to believe anyway.

Juliusmalema:
If beyond na for osibanjo to be president, let buhari continue till 2040......


Same lots that betray GEJ is now shouting osibanjo is good all because he is a yoruba man...

No wonder Rivers state governor refused and said over his dead body will a yoruba man be PdP chairman.....coz everything is fresh in his mind and to others....

Go and celebrate awolowo and abiola not only osibanjo........

You clearly are the one voting for the sake of 'na my brother dey there'.
Mind you, I did not vote for Buhari but I wanted Jonathan out. I did not vote because I did not see a credible leader.
How short sighted and tribalistic can we get when Jonathan would sit and watch the impunity and gross abuse of competence by his administrators and you want us to repeat same thing? Excuse me, Dasuki and Desiani were some biggest goats eating our yams and your brother did nothing about them. What could have been a better definition of blood money than the money dasuki shared while thousands of people (including your brothers from the east) were being killed without defense?
Or you want me to talk about Jonathan's i-dont-care attitude when the nyanyan bomb blast took souls and the President was campaigning the same day? Mind you, the British high commissioner was in the hospital donating blood for victims while our president, your brother was busy campaigning. I wonder who should be a Nigerian in the first place. Please read up how the Jordanian king flew a fighter jet to the heart of ISIS operational capital, leading the attack that destroyed ISIS for capturing and burning a Jordanian pilot. Google the story of Malala Yesoufsai who defiled threats and was shot in the head for speaking up for female education in Afghanistan. Yet our president, your brother said if he went to visit the parents of the kidnapped chibok girls, they would kill him, however, he went their for campaigns with bullet proof vests.
I am not saying this administration should be devoted. APC is as.much a disaster to this nation as Jonathan and PDP. Buhari is no way better than Jonathan. They belong to the same species of bad happenstance to governance in Nigeria.
My stand is that both PDP and APC should be shown the way out. However, if a good man is identified in a bad lot, nothing stops us from praising such. If Osibanjo was ibo, I would praise him the same way I praised Donald Duke.
I am proudly Yoruba. Presidency is not our birthright but we are king makers. It takes more than common sense and inferiority complex and tribalism and religious bigotry to be a king maker.

Juliusmalema:
I got ur message and stop beating around th bush.......u support osibanjo coz he is a yoruba as par presidency na una right....imagine....
Would u have supported another person if not osibanjo......yorubas una can't deceive us again...

Osibanjo is as worst as buhari......

See howw they are jumping up and down..osibanjo is good...


Moreover nothing is right again in nigeria......

Oh, sorry. I clearly understand the point you are speaking from. Its no point trading words with you. I am out. #comeoutofyourpains #seebeyonddemsay

jidamsel43:
What criteria did you use . I have never seen any man that is more influential than Prophet Muhammad .

op pls don't start unhealthy religion debate

Oh, he is only influential amongst terrorists. Only you have never seen but the entire world have seen and known that Jesus is more influential than anyone on that list. Even after two thousand years, he still moves stuffs. Mohammed came a thousand years after Jesus and can still not erase no meet up with His (Jesus') impact and followership.
Wake up abeg. I even think people like Hitler should be on that list.
I am sure Constantine and Martin Luther would contest with Mohammed if the list is reviewed.

Even Plato, DaVinci and Newton influence pass number 6.

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At the mention of the name of Jesus...... You know you know.

Juliusmalema:
Because he a yoruba man and ur brother.

As if he is the only Yoruba man in politics. Yes, I am Yoruba but mind you, I do not put tribes before integrity and good governance. My international passport says I am a Nigerian. Not a Yoruba man. Until you stop this tribal, gender and religious bigotry, you wont get things right in this country.

Osibanjo is really who he is, an acting president. Hope to see him leave APC and contest as the president of this country. He deserves it

This man is one reason why I will rush for my PVC tomorrow if he is running for presidency. He remains the most sensible of all politicians in this era.

As if boko haram were killing Buddhists when you were with Jonathan. Patipati. #saynotoAPCandPDP

When you see grace at work, bow down. At 50, many people are still struggling to define purpose.
More grace sir!

BafanaBafana:
The same Osibanjo that they keep insulting every Sunday in their churches. The guy has a large heart seriously.

My brother, Na to carry chair dey observe o. I trust none of them would have made a tiny fraction of osinbajo's impact as V.P.
They keep lambasting the man upandan but he remains the unsung heroe of this dispensation.

edoman2016:
Hello nairalander,
I need advice on how to tell a friend to stop coming with his girlfriend to my apartment to have sex. This friend of mine, we went to the same university and know each other from there. He is based in Akwa Ibom and into palm oil business. When he comes to Lagos for supply to stores, he resides at his parents' house which is very close to where my apartment is.

However, when he wants to have sex with a girl in Lagos, he brings her to my apartment because he knows I am not yet married. Rather than sleeping with the girl in his parents house. I am tired of it and I don't like it but I don't know how to tell him so that it won't end our friendship. He is quite an intelligent and ambitious man.

What do you think I should do about it?

An adage in Yoruba says 'ti a ba dake, Tara wa a ba wa dake. Aile soro ni ibere ori buruku'
Translates 'when we keep quite, what is hurting us will keep quite too. Inability to talk is the beginning of bad luck'.

Brother, tell him anyhow, in the language he understands

Feed him with one of his balls, fried

I hope the baby won't hear that for the rest of his life.

Hello....was she raped? If not, justice has not been fully served dealing with the guy alone

Exactly! Same way men should stop celebrating women for waking up at the middle of the night to breast feed the baby since that is what they are wired to do. Mtchewwwwww. Patipati. Young woman needs to understand the place of moral and emotional encouragement in every relationship.

head teacher in Burundi has been arrested for trying to disguise himself as a student and sit a national exam on another person's behalf.

Police officers burst into the exam hall where Benjamin Manirambona took the test after a tip-off.

Little did he know that plain-clothes officers had staked out the school overnight, waiting to catch him.

With nowhere to run, the head of Butere Technical College admitted to the deception on the spot.

Mr Manirambona explained he was taking the electronics exam on behalf of a soldier who is serving in Somalia at part of a Burundian peacekeeping force. He said the student wanted the grades to qualify for university.

The head teacher said the soldier promised him a payment on his return to Burundi

Everything you're saying is a lie, so we're taking you away," said Burundi's Education Minister Janvière Ndirahisha, who arrived at the scene in the capital, Bujumbura, with uniformed officers.

"We're going to investigate because from what we hear it's not the first time [you've done this]," she told Mr Manirambona.

The minister was accompanied by reporters to witness the arrest.

He was arrested alongside four other students also suspected of cheating - one of them is accused of putting the soldier and headmaster in touch.

Mr Manirambona is now being held in police custody.

In Burundi, students taking important public exams are sent to sit them in other schools. This explains why Mr Manirambona was not recognised by other people in the exam hall.


Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-45144155

Let the spiritually dead bury the physically dead

bareal:
Kikikiki.... Church and War are now the same.

Its all about leadership

If you read Joel 2:28, you will understand that God is not leaving women behind in this last days move of the spirit.
Israel had mighty men before God chose Deborah to lead the war