₦airaland Forum

EricBloodAxe:
The north should be blamed for sacrificing their daughters to bokoharam in a staged play sponsored by the dullard of asorock, the midget of kaduna and other state actors all in a bid to forcefully take over power from the center. The entire northern conspiracy to use bokoharam to cause chaos and anarchy has turned around to bite them. Karma has found permanent residency in the NE.

dotcomnamename:
Mtchewwwwww.. This overrated basket? Well still better than this king of basket

iGist:
The World’s largest church auditorium which is owned by the Dunamis International Gospel Center, was dedicated today in Abuja.

The dedication of the World’s largest church auditorium, was attended by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, Speaker Yakubu Dogara, former President Goodluck Jonathan, Dino Melaye, Akwa Ibom state governor Emmanuel Udom, Benue state governor Samuel Ortom, Bishop David Oyedepo, Pastor E.A Adeboye and may others.

The world’s largest church auditorium is a 100,000 seater capacity building. It knocks off the Winners Chapel building in Ota which is 50, 000 seater.

On how his church built the 100,000 capacity Glory Dome in less than four years, the founder of the Dunamis International Gospel Centre, Dr. Paul Enenche who gave a first-hand account, said;

God gave us that vision; with the vision, there must come location. That was how we began to pray and in the night I had a revelation where I was taken to a land along the airport road, with a landmark that showed me that land.

We looked for land but we couldn’t find one. So we decided to buy land somewhere else, almost a thousand acres and another almost 700 acres in another location. We were almost starting in one of those places when the Lord reminded me that there was somewhere else he showed me and that I should still go ahead and look for the place.

I then called one of the surveyors in our church and anointed him with oil and tasked him to go and look for the land along the airport. To the glory of God, within one week, he was back and said he had found a place. And when we got here, I said this was the place the Lord showed. And that was how we secured this place after almost ten years when it was first released via revelation.

BY GISTMORE.COM >>> https://gistmore.com/worlds-largest-church-auditorium-dedicated-abuja-photos

Gossipninja:
A 50-year-old carpenter identified as Tunde Ogunlade, has been arrested for raping a 20-year-old physically-challenged autistic lady after giving her N50 in Akure, Ondo State.

Ogunlade, who was invited to work in a house at No. J3X Newtown Oke-Aro, Akure, belonging to a family friend of the victims, lured the girl into the bathroom and took advantage of her condition to rape her. .

The suspect, who confessed to the crime described the incident as the handiwork of the devil, saying he could not explain how the incident happened. .

His words: “I was working in their house when I saw the girl and I touched her and she hugged me before I put my finger into her private part. I did not sleep with her but I fingered her. .

It was when she was going that I noticed she was stained with blood and I followed her to the bathroom to clean her up. .

I don’t know what come over me because I was never involved in such an act and as a father, I will not be happy to see my daughter being treated like this, but I will take responsibility if the parents insisted I must marry her.” .

The State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Femi Joseph, however, said the father of three would soon be arraigned in court after the conclusion of the investigation.

See more
https://zenithnaija.com/married-man-rapes-a-physically-challenged-virgin-after-a-n50-gift-in-ondo/

fishmillan:
Really 3.5 million per month , to feed in prison , seriously I wonder how much will be spent on feeding if nmamdi KANU is eventually caught ... My guess 30 billion...


God just cancel Nigeria from this world , we are ready to go home...

LuciferYaweh:
In response to these mentions saying it was “impossible” after I stated that a 20-foot python would easily swallow a grown man.

I usually don’t bother replying but I felt the need to address this misconception with facts and make it crystal clear to everyone that pythons can actually swallow a grown man without any issues.


Here’s a case of an Indonesian man last year that was swallowed by a 23-foot python in his farm. (VERY GRAPHIC). He was attacked on his farm & swallowed whole.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDU3DwDUatg

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/python-snake-swallows-man-whole-indonesia/

Here’s another 20+foot python that swallowed a woman whole (VERY GRAPHIC)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcg7Dyid9fQ
Observe that the woman is not even petite. Her head, hands and feet can be clearly seen in the video albeit decomposing.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39427462

Let’s not be deceived by NatGeoWild & Co narrators telling us “pythons cannot swallow a human being” etc. They say all that to protect wildlife.
Same was said about “making yourself look bigger” to scare away a grizzly bear until numerous human deaths by grizzly bear attacks in the US debunked this misleading information.

Truth is a 20+ foot python will swallow a human being easily.
Pythons are pound-for-pound one of the strongest animals on earth (no human can overpower an adult python). They are consistently in the Top 7 along with hippos, elephants, gorillas etc.

Pythons are stronger than horses.

Secondly a python’s jaw is super flexible and can swallow an object up to five times its size (this is like a human being swallowing a basketball) so a human shoulder is nothing to a 20foot python.

There is no limit to what a python can swallow. The bigger it is, the bigger its meal. Simple.
This is why they are considered apex predators.

There are instances where pythons have swallowed prey far larger than humans like crocodiles/ alligators, cows, adult antelopes (complete with horns). These animals are far larger and heavier than wrestlers.

Other examples:
Python swallowing alligator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRhRzE_AkQ

Python swallowing adult deer complete with its long horns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqJZCteA4Sc

This is the report of a python whose stomach bursted in the Everglades a few years ago after swallowing a crocodile! Yes, you read that correctly, a fvcking crocodile!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8L62rInB5U


To PrecisionFx, brainhgeek & co, as much as I’d love to watch videos of you getting swallowed by a python on Nairaland soon, here’s my advice to you:
If you meet a large python, don’t bother measuring it – just run.

Run as fast as you can. Don’t kid yourself because it will attack & swallow you without a moment’s hesitation.
Or you can decide to wait and end up like pocohantas after she saw my dong and refused to run.

The choice is yours.

Good day everyone.

LuciferYaweh:


That python is at least 20 feet!

Will easily swallow that man.

OnyeOGA:
go to hell with ur fucking christ. JESUS MY FOOT.

Naza25:
Evangelist and prophetess indeed. You can't serve God and devil at the same time

dre11:
https://www.independent.ng/nigerians-seeking-greener-pastures-abroad-hurting-our-pride-buhari-laments/amp/

IamAtikulate:
If Atiku shoots me, I would survive just to vote for him. If you idiats didn't impose that calamity on us, nobody would be talking about Atiku today. FYI, a second with Buhari is worst than 10 hot Atiku bloody bullets.