₦airaland Forum

Hafeexla:
eeyah! I left my brain inside my anus that's why i think with my arse

hmm!

Hafeexla:
should i fry beans ¿

is your mumu my copyrighted manufacture? Is it my fault that agbero is your role model?

Shawnnn01:
Another sad news for the entire Igbo tribe to start the new year on a sorrowful note.

Buhari is wicked I swear.

Your mumu go last i swear

rottennaija:
Because boko haram is doing propaganda. USA didn't release videos of them taking out Osama bin laden neither those of their war in Iraq or Yemen.

Besides, even if you see videos, you will still call it propaganda

Nigerian army always and i repeat "always" show corpses of slain enemy combatants preferably with their pants down and their privates in display, plus if hundreds of boko haram were killed, why was the recovered weapons cache so small?

Shelumiel:
When Bokoharam kill troops ,they release video footage and pics, but the Nigerian army only releases statements claiming victory and to me, this smells like the usual dish we eat daily on nairaland, and it is called PROPAGANDA!

I taya oh! I been think say na only me notice!

Denton027:
And if he catches an STD from fuvking anything, na you go recommend treatment abi?

dem dey forbid condom? All you moralizers sef!

Hafeexla:
So evans is an afonja right ? cow head without brain

Is Evans being celebrated, muMURIC entity

Oga fvck fvck again and fvck ad many girls as you like for once married to your boo, your piston rod is consecrated to only the warm moist enveloping embrace of your wife and any dalliance outside that is the real betrayal! Just make sure she never finds out sha

obixcel:
Its called the USMCA

here we go! Oga, it hasn't been ratified! So what phantom dollars are you getting from it? even if it were ratified, where's your proof to show that the US is getting a penny extra in trade as compared to the previously existing trilateral pact with Canada?
Oga don't regurgitate anything trump says, he's known to lie habitually and pull out claims from his arse when cornered! If you regurgitate his lies, you begin to sound like him and we begin to regard you as dumb and stupid as him! sorry its just inevitable! You can be a conservative and still "conservatize" with sense behave like your other guy and tackle only issues where the hypocrisy won't stink too much

obixcel:
Lol...so what happened to the Caravan myth? Did you also go along with the MSM's "the caravan was thousands of miles away and were not coming?" OR was that manufactured? I'm so sorry but you are in delusion

the alien caravan of fearsome green humanoids that came from mars to invade planet America were hundreds of miles away at some point then at the border at another point the difference between these two points being time which is something i would expect even an Appalachian Republican to appreciate! Nof said on that, the question now is, where's the hostile invasion the fear mongering dotard told us to expect?

obixcel:
And do you also realize that this so called legislation doesn't fund the wall?
And did you say "Bipartisan? "
Fact Check: Only 5 Republicans in the House supported it, whereas there are 238 Republicans in the House, which means we're talking about just 1/48th of the caucus. Does that look Bipartisan to you?

The legislation funds the DHS or is Trump's advocacy for them just another smokescreen? Or doesn't the DHS exist without the wall? How skewered can your illogical logic be as a conservative? And whoever said a dime was going to be paid for the wall? Do the American taxpayer's representatives look like Mexicans to you conservatives?

Yes you know your fractions very well, 1/48th, those from purple states facing reelection not too far of with something to loose or maybe those with empathy for federal workers

I asked you other questions besides, care to respond to those? I posted a link of Obama's address on immigration in 2014 rejected by the Republican house, did you watch it? Any comment on the apparent hypocrisy of your stands today?

Admin401:
Glad I watched the live interview with border patrol in which they agreed that a physical barrier (wall or fence) will actually provide some assistance in securing the border. I'll take what a border patrol guard says over a New York Time analyst siting in his office with his thumb up his ass.

You watched what interview with which border patrol? Brossss! This na 2019! Sofree dey invoke the spirit of lai M.

https://www.facebook.com/210277954204/posts/10156226590364205/
Obama on immigration in 2014, watch and compare to trump, listen to a common sense proposal for border security and note who opposed it, I hope it contains everything/goal you hoped to achieve on border security/illegal immigrants, everything except a wall and not starting illegal immigrants on the process to legalization
Cc: anduku, obixcel, raumdeuter and others

Also shutter island, same director/actor combo! Forgotten the details but it involves an FBI investigator investigating an alleged crime in a psychiatric facility located on an isolated island(shutter island) where it seems like those who run the facility are complicit in the alleged crime as corroborated by a witness interviews by the agent who escaped the facility but not the island, the premise is what reality is real, the accounts of an FBI agent allegedly a patient at the facility or an elaborate cover up by the facility to mask their criminal activities!
If you decode these two movies let me know, been over a decade and i still don't know what both endings imply

Inception about corporate espionage via infiltrating the subconscious of big coy execs and any oda similar top shot holder of classified info, the subconscious is as real as the real world and it is very easy for the infiltrator to get lost in it thinking he/she is back in the real world so top infiltrators have markers or cues to test their reality, certain things that should defy the laws of physics and nature. The tougher the target, the more complicated and stratified their dreamworld or subconscious and the more likely an invader to get their consciousness fooled into accepting that reality and getting trapped there while their body wastes away, and oh, infiltrations have time limits so its by the clock! Quentin tarentino I think staring Leonardo DiCaprio

Download and enzoy!

ImperialYoruba:
Bruce is reading letter when he ought to be out in a canoe going creek to creek in Bayelsa to get votes for Atiku.

I think you deem yourself smart and wise, just want you to know you are anything but

abeg! No keeee me with laff gandobaba abeg!

obixcel:
Trump walks out of border security meeting after Pelosi rejects wall pitch
President Trump walked out of a White House meeting with congressional leaders Wednesday afternoon over the partial government shutdown after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi again rejected supporting new funding for a border wall, according to those in the meeting.
The President, in a tweet, called the meeting “a total waste of time”

“I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!” Trump tweeted
President Trump had said he might declare a national emergency and try to authorize the wall on his own if Congress won't approve the $5.7 billion he's asking.

You realize that the proposals put before trump to reopen the government are bipartisan right? Bipartisan as in equally backed by house republicans!
You realize that many federal workers who to start with are low income earners are going to miss their first pay cheque and many essential services workers are calling in sick for this reason!
You realize that many analysts have concluded that the border fence proposal is actually a very ineffective way to stop border cross migration right?
You realize that before the government shut down, polls among federal workers showed that about 70% of them opposed and were against trump's border wall right?
You realize that with government shut down and no pay, that statistic is likely going to increase and trump's claim of support from federal workers is just that!......another trump lie! Right?
You realize that SNAP only has about $3.8billion in its emergency reserves and that wouldn't be enough to provide food stamps till the end of January and poor, white, rural and poorly educated people are the biggest recipients of food stamps, not black people contrary to wrongly held popular opinion propagated by conservative media and this is trumps core support base facing the threat of hunger!
You realize that trump is just holding an entire nation to ransom over his ego trip right? Especially when mexico is paying for the wall

You also realize that not too far of from now, 36 senate seats are up for reelection of which 24 are Republican held and a number of them in purple states and those senators wouldn't want to be seen as aiding a bullying president against the popular will of the American people!

obixcel:
@Bolded, Unfortunately they are trafficked at the border, used as a pawn or camourflage to gain easy entry, in the process many die, are raped and molested.

oh! So it is no longer about the threat of terrorism or "security threat" in broad? OK, let's roll with your excuse(s).....


1. So they are trafficked exclusively at the border right? Not before? Not after? You need to properly define the scope of this trafficking you talk about if we are to fact check your claim!


2. On being used as pawns to gain easy access or camouflage, by whom again? I thought apart from minors, processing asylum applications is a unit or individual based and/or nuclear family based? Or you mean to tell me that men pretend to be sons or fathers or husbands of these women and children to gain entry and that is difficult to verify at the border with simple things like say.........old family photos, basic social media entries over time, hospital, schools, insurance, tax records e.t.c? Sorry i have to be basic and simplistic, I'm driving towards a point here

3. And if maybe, just maybe you are correct and that's the basis for seeking asylum, where will they get better protection? South or north of the border? Shouldn't protecting them from these. traffickers be a reason (say maybe, humanitarian ) to grant them asylum?

Recall, men can and also are in many cases, victims of many crimes including trafficking, but we are working with your premise that the women and children are victims exclusively while the men are all potential criminals! Right? even though many of them flee from their countries for economic reasons which in your opinion i believe is an invalid reason to emigrate

REPUBLICANS! FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RACIST AGENDA!
Sarah sanders was being fact checked on Sunday by ......

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Fox news! Almost 4,000 attempted entries by people on the terror watch list from the southern border!? Seriously? As against about 2,500 of which 2,170 came through airports and seaports!! See why i debate border control as a Republican agenda eh? anduku, raumdeuter! See why i say their motives are always dishonest?

Women and children at our southern border aren't a security threat! They're a humanitarian challenge!

budaatum:
The number of illegal border crossings is down from 1.6 million in 2000 to fewer than 400,000 last year.

And research indicates that undocumented immigrants are much less likely to commit crime than native-born American citizens.

On Friday, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said nearly 4,000 known or suspected terrorists had been caught attempting to cross the US-Mexico border last year.

US media later said the 4,000 was for 2017, not 2018, and included stops made by Department of Homeland Security officials around the world, mostly at airports.

The head of the DHS told MSNBC that only six immigrants on a federal watch list were stopped on the southern border in the first half of 2018.

like i tried to tell some conservatives earlier, numbers hardly lie. When a liberal argues for border security, I know the motives involved are straight forward so i don't contest their postulations, but when a conservative argues for border security, their motive(s) are anything but simple and plain old racism is almost always in the mix somewhere

Alvin007:
Drag kwa?
Bruv...na only you this motor fit o!

op you hia?

PassingShot:
[s][/s]
Arrant nonsense

Your retort aptly describes you

Alvin007:
Las las....na to crash you into Third Mainland Bridge o!

Bros! you wan follow drag the motor?

Anduku:
You said I shouldn't make you laugh because I said US still accepts refugees and asylum seekers under Trump and I asked if facts make you laugh because the US does in fact still accept them under Trump.

I know the premise you stand on before you start mouthing FACTS! FACTS! I know it and that's what makes me "not laugh" because in your "facts" a unit of asylum approval validates trump and your argument! But that fact can never be factual enough once compared to the numbers previously obtained! So phrase your FACTS carefully to prove or disprove my suspicions on your argument

Anduku:
Did any of the amendments permit illegal immigration?

no but following the logic of his argument, their time frame makes them archaic and as such should be invalidated or changed on any whim most especially any Republican whim, speaking of which, is the right to kneel in protest not freedom of speech as guaranteed by the 1st amendment? When are you getting rid of that archaic freedom?

SalamRushdie:
hahahahaha any one that believes this deceptive Character called Buhari is on his own Jare !!!!

please please please read story in link below to have an idea how deceptive Buhari is


https://wikivisually.com/wiki/Daniel_Bamidele

Wow! damned if you do, damned if you don't

madridguy:
What happened to Ganduje video clip? PDP will not learn.

NEXT LEVEL

And you proudly say this? is shamelessness a BMC requirement?

Anduku:
Facts make you laugh?

the irony escapes you if you really believed i was laughing

raumdeuter:
An order can be given either generally or individually depending on the circumstance

Under Obama Nigeria was removed from the countries that qualify for visa lottery because of some reasons.

Under many administrations laws have been changed to cover people depending on the prevailing situation of the time

The justifications have been challenged in court just like the American democracy works and the courts have upheld it

and do you hear me justifying Obama? Discrimination is discrimination whether under Obama or trump but to deny Trump's isn't because of your political leanings is simple hypocrisy!


Going to bed, we will continue this by dawn

Anduku:
Can't you understand that times have changed and the world has evolved? The laws as present now were non existent back then. With civilisation came modern laws on immigration. You can't be trying to apply medieval laws to present times. You can't be trying to justify present day illegalities by saying after all they were not illegal hundreds of years ago

those laws granting ease of immigration are as medieval as the first amendment or the 13th, you haven't done away with those medieval amendments now have you?

Anduku:
Nope!! Even under Trump they still take them in if they follow the legal procedure

hahahaha! please, don't make me laugh