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Politics / Re: 5 Killed At Alaba International Market This Afternoon by braxjay(m): 3:43pm On May 22, 2013
this is 21st century........ pix please

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Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by braxjay(m): 10:54am On May 21, 2013
Rehnoy: I miss being a kid where the TOUGHEST decision was choosing which crayon to use..

hehehehe abi o
Jokes Etc / 17 Funny But True "QUOTES" by braxjay(m): 9:42am On May 21, 2013
[size=15pt]1. If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

2. do you ever want to grab someone in your class and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper shut the hell up

3. it's funny when people are telling you a story and you're just thinking 'lie lie lie lie' but you go along with it anyway

4. Some people just need a pat. On the head. With a hammer.

5. old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between

6. I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

7. Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”?

8. Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 2x5=10 Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate how many muscles he used to eat the apple

9. my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

10. autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” I’m not that excited

11. I miss being a kid, no one cared how you dressed, we were all friends and we all could be ourselves without being judged.

12. I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.

13. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food.

14. I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you.

15. We don't lose friends; we just learn who our real ones are.

16. if you think I'm purposely ignoring you I probably am

17. I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
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Politics / Re: 120 Boko-Haram Members Arrested During Burial Of Their Commander by braxjay(m): 7:15am On May 21, 2013
babyosisi: Why not 120 killed ?
What are they arresting them for

heheheh badt guy grin grin grin
if i hear cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by braxjay(m): 2:28pm On May 16, 2013
[size=15pt]dear lord, abeg if na butter go delay my bread give me like that i get beans ![/size]

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Parables And Slangs by braxjay(m): 2:20pm On May 16, 2013
in the voice of pete edochie - something must kill a man

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TV/Movies / Re: Jack Bauer Is Back: TV Thriller '24' To Return In 2014 by braxjay(m): 12:51pm On May 15, 2013
jackbauersballs: Yes it is true...

I am coming back to your screens in 2014

But this time I will be hunting Boko boys, Fulani Boys and other Abokis


hehehehe u no be am @ all
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by braxjay(m): 8:10am On May 14, 2013
Orikinla: [size=18pt]Any girl or woman that sleeps with a married man with her eyes wide open is a witch.[/size]

hahahahahahaha badt guy u no try o grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by braxjay(m): 3:30pm On May 13, 2013
Dear Aleovera,

you deserve to be cheated, frustrated in every relationship, and more importantly, u deserve to have your hubby in future ripped apart by younger hot babes for you lack of focus.

yours sincerely
braxjay

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Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by braxjay(m): 3:15pm On May 13, 2013
shocked shocked shocked @op
imagine justifying sex with a married man. not tryna judge u, but whatever it is u found in the married man single ladies will definitely find in ur hubby (that's if u eventually get married) its not a curse it just nemesis ( what goes around comes around)

no go find way marry, dey fall in love with another woman property , mtchweeee Na hot water bath fit u. MAN FOWL U DEY FIND MAN WEY U GO DEVOUR.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's New Home In Ajah (Pictures) by braxjay(m): 4:51pm On May 10, 2013
HMMM

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Celebrities / Vast Of ”yori Yori” Crooners, Bracket Group Has Cancer! by braxjay(m): 3:48pm On May 10, 2013
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Vast Of ”Yori Yori” Crooners, Bracket Group Has Cancer!
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One of the singing duo of the group, Bracket, Nwanchukwu Ozioko, otherwise known as Vast is reported to have been diagnosed of a terminable disease called Lymphoma, a cancer of the blood.

The singer was diagnosed in February this year after suffering serious body pains, headaches, non-stop coughing, loss of weight and weakness while in Paris for a show. He flew to London where a test conducted determined he had cancer. Vast, according to report, has been at the Wellington Hospital UK since February receiving treatment and I hear he’s responding very well to treatment.

He has undergone four circles of chemotherapy with each circle costing about N1.4million. He will do a few more before returning to the country next month.




source: http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/vast-of-yori-yori-crooners-bracket-group-has-cancer/

Fashion / Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Semi-finalists: Who is the Prettiest (Pictures)? by braxjay(m): 1:25pm On May 09, 2013
this is my main person. please vote for her peeps plz plz plz . just hit like on the link on her photo. many thanks y'all ......click "like" on the picture. http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=417286678369121&id=302725416491915&set=a.417283731702749.1073741838.302725416491915&refid=56&ref%3Astream thank you...
Fashion / Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Semi-finalists: Who is the Prettiest (Pictures)? by braxjay(m): 1:11pm On May 09, 2013

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Business / Re: Aliko Dangote: Things You Never Knew About Him by braxjay(m): 8:23am On May 09, 2013
[size=15pt]chei money good o . c as u settle down dey write about somebody cheesy cheesy cheesy

O GOD ! may people settle down to narrate my success IJN smiley smiley smiley
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Romance / Re: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by braxjay(m): 4:09pm On May 08, 2013
Lobolintin: give her ur heart

dear Rexsul,
don't follow this advice o , u go lose (21. Always post in proper English. The use of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is compulsory.)

chei i don break rule 21 embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed.

stick to advice of first comment grin grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Dammy Krane - Really Love You (prod. By Omo Akin) by braxjay(m): 4:02pm On May 08, 2013
what if i change the A in your name dAmmy to U cheesy cheesy cheesy just kidding grin on a more serious note i like the pix beta than the track tongue tongue tongue dummy grin grin grin


hmmm NL have RULES for posting comments now. no more bad mouthing sad sad sad seun seun seun how many times ? dont spoil all my NL fun o angry angry angry

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Romance / Re: How Men Think In A Relationship by braxjay(m): 12:34pm On May 07, 2013
[size=18pt]hehehehe so true. some tho' are Shadow truth of guys that you hardly see, it occur mainly in our minds and reactions if u get my drift[/size]
Romance / Re: Sexually Harassed As A Child & Scared Of Sex by braxjay(m): 7:31am On May 07, 2013
c how porah dey hungry u undecided undecided undecided
u no dey shame grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Private-Jet Owners Barred From Carrying Friends And Associates by braxjay(m): 9:44am On May 06, 2013
bunch of rubbish that wouldn't work.
Politics / Re: Turai Defeats Patience In The Battle Of Land by braxjay(m): 7:11am On May 03, 2013
Jomark: hey! Sycophant, Jonathan ought to have been impeached if it were in a nation where democracy is practised! He is simply beyond management.

sharrap angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Turai Defeats Patience In The Battle Of Land by braxjay(m): 7:09am On May 03, 2013
kolexy: [b][/b]

1.84 hectares or acres?

so u had to quote the op 3 times for this small question ? undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Basel: Europa League (3 - 1) On 2nd May, 2013 by braxjay(m): 10:45pm On May 02, 2013
We are making history baby. First team to win UEFA champions league and Europa successively. Haters u suck tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Crime / Re: Lagos Airport Robbery Suspects Speak Out by braxjay(m): 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2013
ifeomabernard:
how u take pass jamb justasking

HE NEVER SAID HE WROTE JAMB grin grin grin
Education / Re: Goodluck To All JAMB-UTME 2013 Candidates by braxjay(m): 9:59am On Apr 27, 2013
if 18 and above , tap responsibly grin grin grin
use only authenticated microchips aka omo-kri-kri cheesy cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Is Ghanaian Actress, Joselyn Dumas The Sexiest (nollywood + Gollywood) Actress? by braxjay(m): 11:14am On Apr 26, 2013
with those yam legs and falling bre*st undecided undecided undecided? yeah rite tongue tongue tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Europa League: Basel Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 25th April 2013 by braxjay(m): 3:42pm On Apr 25, 2013
Presbulg: Bayern 4-0 barca
Date 23-4-13 (23+4+13)= 40 [4-0]

Dortmund 4-1 Madrid
Date 24-4-13 (24+4+13)= 41 [4-1]

So definitely
Basel Vs Chelsea will be
25-4-13 (25+4+13) = 42 [4-2]
cheesy

man fowl hand dey scratch u ni ? undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Of P-Square Shirtless, Sipping Moet (Picture) by braxjay(m): 1:07pm On Apr 25, 2013
Igwe OO:

Ok reserve am, i dey show sharply.. grin grin grin

mehn, no 4get ur guy 4 this pami matter o... venue pls grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo And Uchenna Nnanna @ AMMA (Viewer Discretion Advised) by braxjay(m): 11:56am On Apr 25, 2013
yuzedo: Op, bro, wot is AMMA? Did u mean to right AMAA? undecided Bro u need to went back to skoooool u crackhead karagulate.

AND WHO IN MR. CORK NAME ARE DIS JAKARANTIS MASKURADE BABES DAMMIT!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry dey looks Ibo ice-cream (no offienceee) undecided undecided

chei sorry o. what were u thinking ? u keep messing up on the internet despite all my efforts to help you sad sad sad
Travel / Re: Nigerian Took Overdose To Avoid Deportation From The UK by braxjay(m): 11:37am On Apr 25, 2013
ola_pluto: Dear God, I pray to you that before I die, let me see a Nigeria that Nigerians world over will be proud of. A motherland where things work. A country respected by countries all over the world. A secure nation. A nation where we live to respect each other. A nation where politicians are made servants. A nation of over 95% employment. A pride of Africa. A pride of the black race. Oh Lord, please I pray that you eliminate those who will not allow NIgeria get to great heights destined. I pray that you plant love in the minds of all Nigerians irrespective of tribe. I pray for forgiveness of sins of generations before us. I pray that you punish those who cause bloodshed daily, and cleanse our land.

finally a truly reasonable comment. AMEN my brother
Travel / Re: Nigerian Took Overdose To Avoid Deportation From The UK by braxjay(m): 11:34am On Apr 25, 2013
Allohrandy: I think she be deported to Nigerian immediately..UK governament should not waste their tax payers money on her..She is among those that give Nigerians bad name abroad.She was involved in a sham marriage for immigration purposes. She came to UK on student visa and should have gone back after her visa expired instead of involving in a fake marriage.. Anyway I wish her speed recovery

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha u mumu no be small cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

nice grammar tho' cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Of P-Square Shirtless, Sipping Moet (Picture) by braxjay(m): 11:27am On Apr 25, 2013
yuzedo: Is time to rescued NAIRALAND from MUMU topick on FRONTPAGE!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry

I hereby declare my intentshon to post my BANANA ISLAND mansion for considration and appraisal. Let NL peoples know that if i Chief-junior Polycarp Sweetus OYoyo can made it in life, u sef can made it in life wit Big mansion in BANANA ICE LAND! undecided

Vote for me. Tenks. kiss

EWO english haff kpeme

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