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smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

xynerise: Electric pant and bra? . Now listen guys, two things are involve here.
1. The girl should not watch blue film or anything that will make her wet cos water is an enemy to electricity. It will shock her the moment she is wet.

2. For the rapis.ts, just pour water on her undies or bra and you are good to go. .









Just kidding

Mr..Cork:
..black womens are normaly fat...so waz the problem?!

your English teacher is wicked
how could he/she have done this to you

DICKtator: Who is this?
Iteethcool Abubakar's daughter?
And if she is,_SO WHAT?____ (Fill in the gap)



.10 marks

i pass ?

kimberluge: OP,u tink everyone is like u. No go mind ur own business leav dem alone,abi e concern u?

lynpetra: @op,I seriously need you in my life

tfashina: if you like killl your self because of a ladies, ladies of nowadays are so desperate and if u are try to give them all what they want that can still live you so with this am advancing you to please used your brain just tr to live her jeje OK

Nasri100: Shebi you came out of one,,, ask mumsy

badt guy
if i hear

braxjay: i don't wait that long for it to get to a battle. if a girl wanna be yours she will be and not even the president can change it, if she wanna play then you are screwed. not even your undying love can change it.

seriously, y go into a battle of the heart when u have so much love to give ? she be 34 karat GOLD?

braxjay: i don't wait that long for it to get to a battle. if a girl wanna be yours she will be and not even the president can change it, if she wanna play then you are screwed. not even your undying love can change it.

seriously, y go into a battle of the heart when u have so much love to give ? she be 34 karat GOLD?

solidbroda: seun is busy with Nairalanf ads.. Chopping money.

fellis: Not every girl likes money and fame. It is possible that she has no regrets for leaving him.

dude, try this when ever u want a break up........ "baby I'm bankrupt". then you'll know the true meaning of MONEY ANSWERS ALL THINGS (even long-lasting relationships)she'll leave you so fast your **** will fall .

walescounis: if she had knew

for you mehn, u just made my day of laughter complete, badt guy i guess u did this on purpose, rendering English language useless