₦airaland Forum

Alosiby: welcome back, thou terrible host! Didn't you hear when sixteen said she's not sure the guest house still exists. I'm sure its old and haunted now, what kind of a reunion would that be biko! How did people find you on facebook from nairaland, do you use the same e-mail address for both or did you give it out to anybody!

ℓ☺ℓ, @mum Lola. Good to know

Where is Alosiby biko. Lola what's up, weep not child!

Eyes wide open, hawayu!

Teeo, welcome back and glad to know you would never stop diarying.

I think your Lola post was a lil bit harsh sha o, but I think I get you, though I think there's always gonna be space for anyone to come back.

But I've been thinking: 'if a guy keeps a diary and his girlfriend comes across it, and asks him to stop (both in action or in deed) do you think the guy would stop?

Can you imagine any of our diaryland guys coming to his diary to write: 'My girlfriend has discovered my diary and she wants me to stop writing so I'd stop' ?

Instead I think he would come to his diary and say: 'My girlfriend has become a nag overnight, and I'm not even sending her again. She is irrational and her hormones are acting up again'.

I don't think any girl would even ask you to stop. Maybe ask you to stop writing about other girls, yes! But to totally ask you to stop keeping the diary, that has been so much fun for you, that you've made reasonable friends, not just online friends but people you would be meeting!

What's up with that? Why are you guys sooo selfish? Why are girls so obedient to all their pathetic whims?

What's the big deal with Lola's diary? I got a job, I bought some clothes, blue is my fav colour, I like the new househelp, my friend came around, lots of hugs, and laughter. How on earth are those laughs and pieces of information hurting anyone. Am I missing anything? Aint like she's giving out any classified government secrets?

Teeo, from a guys point of view, why would you want your girlfriend to stop her diary, except for obvious reasons such as man's need to continue to subdue woman, and put her in perpetual misery and obedience and servanthood!

Alosiby has abandoned her house! Baaaaaad host!

Goodluck sixteen!

Fyngal: lwkmd @ladies in suit. There is nothing I won't hear in this diary land. Are you sure the bride won't show up in a white suit!

@ Diaryland exodus: I won't stop wailing till Molly comes back. Hohohohoho.

And where the hell do you think you are coming from? TEEO

I is not doing anything to Molly oh. Go and update your diary nah, lemme read. I'm lacking what to read, I'd soon leave you guys and go and join the car section!

Me Breathing or is it Bright? Can't you choose one and focus on it? I knew there was nothing good about that your morning! Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Never been a fan of santa, and lucky enough don't have any where I come from. I'm more familiar with the sound of the juju priests going through and fro the nine clans to cleanse the village after someone has desecrated the land. I was only cleansing diary land, I think Molly is desecrating it by attempting to leave. Hohohohohoh

EWO: good morning, or is it afternoon yet?

Fyn gal: Is that how santa calls out in your village?

Such a gloomy night for diaryland. I just clicked on calotti's blog. Calloti the harloti, yeah, that's how bored I got tonight! You guys should please come back o. Where's Teeo anyway, isn't it weird that he hasn't said anything today. Didn't he mention that he wants to stop diarying too? Hohohohoh, that's the sound of my weeping.

What lesson biko Tgirl.

Alosiby, I watched captives of the mighty and just a little sin. Good scary amusements for me. I was never a mountaineer, I had mfm neighbours, and we loved to attend their house fellowship, good source of amusement too.

Wait, I think the above song is a ZOE song. The mfm song was:

Anywhere witches are gathered.
Holyghost fire pursue them.
Pursue pursue pursue!

ℓ☺ℓ @MFM. Just yesterday, my cousin and I were recalling our mfm house fellowship days when we were kids. The songs amuse me the most, then the prayer points. One of the songs say: shine shine bobo, you go shineeeeee for Jesus, shine shine bobo! Lwkmd!

Alosiby, you sound like you don't want to have children

Anyway, I used to like the idea of adoption a lot, my baby too, only after I've had one or two of my own. But all that changed since I watched 'the orphan'. That movie is just too somehow! I've decided I'd rather run a motherless babies home than bring the orphans into my home.

alosiby92: LOL....So one married man is chasing Molly? @ Molly, why don't you show him pictures of Beebee and tell him something random like tuface is his father or beebeee's dad is a member of Boko haram and that you felt you should just warn him because they have been trailing his car...I'm sure that will be enough to scare him off...or even tell him that the pastor of your white garment church wants to see him because you will be the next high priestess or something...or that someone did magun for you..

Hohoho, Alosiby, you have
to come back to Nigeria real quick cuz you have no idea what the guys are like these days. They have undergone enough mutation since you left, and now they have grown fearless. Stories like this would only get replies like: 'ok, I'm a high priest too, let's hook up' blabla'.