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Hehehe, Teeo, you sound so experienced in babalawo ways. How many have you visited biko? Now I know how you get all those girls taking care of you like that.

Alosiby: those ones don't have power jor, they'd probably need a strand of Seun's armpit hair, where am I gonna get that nah, plus would I be able to even pluck it? Lolzzz

ℓ☺ℓ, Tgirl, how could I have forgotten about that biko?

Alosiby, the face looks just a bit familiar, but he aint useful to me since he knows no juju

EWO, Seun is taken by who? You are sounding kinda possessive and jealous? Is it that you like me or your sister is dating Seun?

ℓ☺ℓ, Alosiby, who is baba SUWE

ℓ☺ℓ @dunce Faridah, atleast you learnt biko.

Alosiby: I have lost all my charms oh, as an Ijebu girl that you are, can you refer me to any baba that can hasten my date with Seun!

ℓ☺ℓ, Faridah, your guess work is fair enough.

Ke kwanu -what

Ihe inasu kwa- are you speaking.

Biko- please.

Eyirim gi onye aboki- do I look like aboki to you?

Now translate yours!

@Faridah: Ke kwanu ihe I nasu kwa biko. Eyirim gi onye aboki. I just returned from church too *grin*

Fariday: wow, i finally got seun all to myself. I knew today is a good day!

Skillet: you are finally talking to me and not at me? Wow, today is a great day.

Hugh: me? Get to eating? You make it sound like i'm anorexic. See i'm a size 16 already, plus sized lady, full fledged African woman. I've got the over whelming backside, over flowing frontside and michelin tires around my tommy, just as Seun likes it. So the only thing left, is for you to secure me a date.

Skillet: me? Ha. Ha. Funny? What's your own sef? I can't still see the big deal in what i said about the boxers anyway, it was just a joke, it's not my fault that you exchanged your sense of humour for a plate of porridge. Forgive me already jor, four suns have already gone down on your anger, and Jesus is coming soon!

Hugh, you think I haven't done all that? Get me a date with the guy jor or forgerrit

Hohohoho, ‎​I laff sit don 4 ground
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^ ^ , Hugh wants to see my picture o, as if it were actually that easy. And he's making it sound like an old man's dying wish. Ok, its actually easy sha, get me a date with Seun, and I'd mail you a pix of me, that simple!

Hugh puleeeez, anyway I agree with you that it takes super-human resolve. But almost every married woman is doing it these days jor (though most of them aint serious enough to pull it off). But finally, it's either you want to remain in shape or you don't. Either way, anything you set your mind on, is obtainable! It's not so difficult to cook and not taste it, and any woman who is really serious about keeping in shape won't be hindered by all those stuffs you just mentioned.

ℓ☺ℓ, Hugh, not only is that possible, but a girl can also dream, can't she?

Skillet o, the baby I called you, isn't cuz I was trying to be romantic o, you should take it more literally. Oya, I'm sorry nah biko kwanu. How was I to know you had a hairy chest nah?

And I'm sorry for dissing your favourite boxers. I didn't mean it oh, it was a joke biko, I beg of you. Do I need to scroll through your diary and find all the places where you have yabbed me b4?

And lastly, if you don't want to friend me again, you better go friend someone else not my own molly. Cuz friending molly means you are also friending me o.

Teeo: hehehe, you better keep trusting me o, cuz my last post is actually very far from being sexxual, in real life!

Yeah, a size ten or less would totally rock at 40. I doubt anyone is planning to get fat. But no matter how young I manage to look then, anyone who calls me a girl would get my venom. Young lady would be fine *grins*

Hoowkay nah, hope that works out well for Sapphire.

Skillet baby, what's up, I see you are still fuming.

Cuz when you are 40 and two 16 year old Igbo guys walk past you, then one turns and says: 'Bia this girl, biko excuse me, I want to talk to you'

Sapphire, you sure you won't get angry?

Alosiby: hope you are good, sounds like you've had a stressful day (from your diary)

Yeah, I get what Sapphire means.