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Sir -fire, you wanna be called a girl at 40?

Ok Tgirl, good explanation, you are lucky to have escaped my fight, and I'm glad I escaped yours too, but why won't I wish your hubby a happy birthday nah, I don't want to die yet! Sounds like you would be getting yourself a date tonight!

Went to Dubai yesterday and came back to Lagos again!

Phew, I very literally fell asleep o. Tgirl is still not here? Teeo the way you write Igbo is enough to give me a heart attack before I can finally give him one, lolzzzz but then you are really trying o, more grease. I'm gonna start my Yoruba again soon before you finish learning Igbo and I'm still stuck here a Yoruba illiterate.

Alosiby: lolzz. Are you done with lectures now 'efiko'?

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^ ^,, Teeo, I don't use glasses o biko. Eye-sight perfectly normal, my brain is the only part of me that sometimes malfunctions, all other body parts are pretty good to go!

Tgirl, happy birthday too your boo, LLNP to him.

But I got scores to settle with you madam:

So he is not at home yet, and you are home alone with my pretty lil god-daughter (who I haven't yet sanctioned you for feeding dangerous cough syrup), yet you went ahead to bake a whole cake, eh? I wouldn't be surprised if you planned finishing the cake alone. Tell us your plans for the cake!

Faridah, how are you so sure I'm not in the club already

Alosiby: sweetheart do I need to come flog the long throat out of you or what. You always begging everything everytime. Gimme burger, gimme garri, gimme biscuit, Nigerian products would not kill you o

Gentiejag to the rescue, thanks for that definition, you've actually proven to be smarter than my almighty google. Is it a male or female name?

So many bespectacled girls in this section, hmmmm.

Hehehe. Teeo vs Lady Tee: the plot intensifies. I'm kinda feeling very sorry for your baby, and I'm so glad I'm AA.

So what did lady Tee do today?

ℓ☺ℓ, Teeo, my thoughts exactly when I read that Tgirl's reply. Don't mind her Eyes wide shut! Can't sleep o

Btw, congrats Sixteen, I'm happy for you, you'd have more success ahead!

ℓ☺ℓ, Teeo, I have a lot of cds gist too, can't wait to update my diary, just that my head is pounding as if someone is hitting it with one of those Dub.. rocks. That always happens whenever I'm in the midst of much rowdiness, don't know why. But anyhow, I need to sleep now so that it would stop then I can update!

Don't tell me Skillet is still throwing a tantrum!

Alosiby, owk 4 the bb babes story! I'm gathering all your pixs for juju ofcourse, so that for some of us that can't afford a flight ticket to our reunion, I can show their pictures to the mammy water queen mother and ask her to help transport them by sea.

As for my pix, considering that you are far away, if you are a good girl, I'd send you one by e-mail soon!

Wow Alosiby, the smile and the hair, wow! Anyway sha, I now have almost everyone's pix stored on my phone *winks*. And please how did bb babes make you join nairaland?

Skillet, lolzzzz, why are you crying nah, do you have chest hair? Or is it cuz I dissed your favourite boxers yesterday? Nice to see you throw a tantrum anyways, cuz I was about to tell you that you are being too quite these days. So now that we all know about my moustache and neck hair, facial hair, baritone voice and testosterone, can you now go and meet your therapist already and gerroff my back! And as for too much information, all you gonna get from me is more too much information, you obviously know already that the cure to this, is to stop falling over/ devouring anything written by me, can you do that?

Alosiby: I hate chest hair too, totally gross, it's like having a dirty pillow. Oddly enough, I have a strand or two on my chest. *winks* and I love those sha

ℓ☺ℓ, I thought he was getting tired too. I get so tempted to like his post or welcome him but I won't if that's the price I have to pay for you to come back o!