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Lolzzz. You guys should chill about Molly kwanu. How is you people's body doing you sef. Molly would come when it's time. The best always comes at last nah

ℓ☺ℓ, Teeo, I'd let my alosiby marry you as long as you don't have hair on your chest. I would not tolerate any chest hair, and for someone who intends pounding her husband sometime, you might not be so safe with hairy legs around alosiby cuz you might wake up screaming one night just to find your legs being waxed! Lwkmd!!!

Tgirl: thanks for the heads up too oh, does that mean you would have to go through my diary from the start looking for explicit scenes or whatever you guys call it, that's hard work o, Seun should start paying o. If you find anything on me sha, just help me modify rather than delete abeg.

Thank you trusting Teeo, for once there is a show of trust from you. I do not do what you think I do not do anyway.

Alosiby, me too I don't know which one is Peter and which one is Paul, what I know is that I have always liked the one with hair better. My baby doesn't have kinky hair o, he used to o, but I was one of the chief people who begged him to get rid of it, cuz you know how it is in Naija, first you can't show that to your parents, and secondly, if there is a robbery on street A, and the police finds a guy on dreads on street B, then dreaded guy gets arrested, beaten, tortured, interrogated, jailed then either dies or get bailed before the real investigations begin. Didn't want none of that biko!

And about the Dubai meeting being cancelled. Seriously nah, you guys can't just plan an intending colossal failure like that and hang it on Bright's head.

Though almost everyone is saying they would be there, I wouldn't be surprised if on that day, only Tgirl turns up for moral support.

So I think we should first start with something as casual as all diarians in/around Lagos meeting up in a fast food for eeeehm ice-cream, and pop corn, and let's not forget the cheap booze for Teeo. We can then plan a reunion depending on how many people show up for the cheap booze!

Alosiby likes guys with dreads too. Hmmmm, just how many things can two girls have in common. I love guys with dreads too, mof, I love guys with hair, and I was only trying to brush my baby's hair backwards when we almost died. That's just it o, the hair on his head, Bright with a comb, trying to make it go back, while knowing how much he hates that. I was upright all through, I didn't go down, as many of you are thinking. (Who does that anyway, except someone whose got a desperately urgent death wish).

Btw, everyone that didn't see Teeo's pix should put down their names in a list, and all of you should contribute for my next bis, then I would mail it to each one of you. Very simple!

Oh, Alosiby is even here already.

In other recent developments:

Teeo has bluntly refused to date Bright!!! And Bright is mourning the loss of Teeo.

Btw, I wasn't doing any mushy business o God knows.

Ok Tgirl, there's no need asking Seun for something you don't think is necessary, is there? Still ask others anyway.

Alosiby: come on, come down to your house oya!

Tgirl, I'm happy the moderator didn't get banned. So what's the reason we can't have the diaries section chatroom in the diary section. (Not like I like the idea anyway) but I'm just curious!

Teeo, I'm not talking about the sleeping beauty story. Anyway, by new distraction, are you saying you need a new girl again. Make me the next girl now, I'd like to give you what these other girls haven't been giving you. And that's enough drama to keep you too occupied to be distracted *winks*

Teeo, what if I am that frog and I need to be kissed by a real prince for the real me to show. What am I saying, my point is, next time you click on my profile and scroll to that pix, kiss your phone and the real me which is hidden behind the pix would be revealed. Lolzzzz

Teeo, gudmorning, I finally saved your pix

Hehe, Teeeeeeeo, this night? Can't you just wait till tomorrow? If this isn't love...

Wow, seems we are getting the old Teeo back.

ℓ☺ℓ, Teeo, tnx jor and feel free to indulge your evil imaginations anytime. I am happy you haven't seen lady Teeo in a while, absence makes the heart grow fonder, lolzzz!

Hahahah, Teeo, so sex is the definition of guilty and not having sexx means you are still innocent.

Hi people, I'm back and better *winks*

Wow, there's a knock on my door, I think it's Sapphire looking for some yellow garri. Let me check if we still got any garri b4 I get the door. Brb

Hahahah, what's all this talk about Breathing's Dubai for get-together! You people want to make me a ghost host before my time! In as much as I like the idea of a get-together, it aiint gonna be in Dubai and I hope to confuse you all with the following points of mine:

1. Eeeem, I woont give you the points today, maybe tomorrow, the whole of today is dedicated to my baby

Fyne don't go naah, we can all devise a plan to make diaryland unbearable for him, so that he can go and you can come back. Don't go nah biko. Btw, I'm off to diaries to stalk the new guy.

Teeo, you seriously didn't think you were ever gonna see it, did you. You would only see it at the end of the yeah party :p