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skillet: now youre saying something. make it count.

Pressure!

Awww Teeo, I'd get you a carton of dettol then!lolzzzz. Your roommate is doing a good job of teaching you Igbo!

Skilz: I guess she said October cuz people generally have other plans for December!

Tgirl: Eye yam an Igbo girl o, so who is bringing the money for the end of year party b4 I know whether to propose or oppose the issue!

Really glad a couple of diarylanders are imitating my Igbo accent already. Guiterlyf not only quoted me today but also referenced it, so I don't sue him for plagiarism. lolzzzz. Very soon we all would be able to start speaking Igbo . Maybe one day I'd imitate Gentie's fake Yoruba accent too!

Gentiejack: your post so made me laugh, btw, are you geltlejack's girlfriend *grins*.

It's Friday, this is one night you guys are permitted to turn Alosiby's house upside down. (Yeah quote me tomorrow when she comes to rant).
Teeo please make the drinks more expensive tonight, seeing as I'd actually be drinking...

I'd supply toilet tissues tonight, Teeo feel free to use up a whole roll at a go, I don't mind, provided you won't do any behind-based washing today, seeing as you would be serving the drinks!

Lol

Tgirl: you invited us for your church program and I assume Fyn is asking you if there would be item7/entertainment/eating and drinking in the agenda.

Fyngal: I don't know what egbe-wagers means but the law of attraction says you attract things you push against. Since I dislike the 'egbe-wagers' of this world, and push against them, I end up having them all the time. I think the remedy is to start loving them, though that won't be easy!

ℓ☺ℓ Tgirl, I can only pray that fine baby didn't inherit this your fear of reading. Nah, you don't have to read back now, but one day, curiosity is finally gonna make you do that.

Alosiby: nooooo, it's not like that, seeee, people like me resort to food for comfort in times of great sadness like this

Gentiejag: sorry about your lost post. Didn't I hear speaking anything but English aint allowed!

Alosiby again: you will not kill me with this your future husband. Hehehehehe, now you sound like an Igbo girl, you would rather not invite your mother to your wedding than not have your fav ring, ok nah! Lwkmd

Teeo: not all Igbo guys are like I described o. Just the mixture of rich+barely educated+business guy+arrogant, most times! The normal ones are pretty much gentlemen!

Tgirl: Welcome, and please stay nah

Awwww Faridah, you are such a wife material, my elder brother would have married you if I had one! I'd have recommended Teeo but from what I can read in his diary, Teeo is falling in love with Lady Theresa, although I know he'd flee as soon as she falls for him, so just wait a little for him to be done with her then I can arrange your marriage to him.

Children are starving in Africa

Is that a joke you this girl Manogere o

Sixteen, Skillet was here even before the party started. He just got so drunk and passed out before the party!

Teeo used the same hand he used to 'water' his back side, to clean the whole house. Eeeeeew, I'm never sitting down, or eating, or ever touching anything in this house ever again until someone intervenes with a big bottle of IZAL.

Btw, who asked Teeo to go and marry? SOM aint ready for that yet nah!

Awww, but I asked you people not to do party naw...

I told you alosiby would be angry! Now see!

Yes I was here just as the party was about to start, trying to dissuade them, when I failed woefully (cuz they were already high) I went home. And I came back early this morning as a reporter, nothing more!

Anyway, stop trying to distract alosiby, you guys should go mop her bathroom.

Lwkmd o, who used water to wash backside biko nu? I suspect Faridah, she must have been food poisoned too!
I wasn't part of the party o, don't mention my name, plus they didn't use your playlist o, they only played one song that contains names of so many kinds of fish and meat!

Here is the news for today!

Awwww, the house is hung over!

I see Teeo sprawled over a bottle of cheap booze, he's trying to open his eyes and peer at me but they are just too heavy.

Eeew, Sapphire has puked over her DJ equipments, so smelly, I wonder what she ate last night!

Sixteen is stuck in the toilet due to a terrible case of food poisoning.

Lucky girl fled home when things got out of control!

Alosiby would develop instant high blood pressure when she sees the state of her house this morning.

I'm Bright, reporting from Diaryland