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CuriousMynd:
https://twitter.com/Ella_928/status/1367886660927709189?s=19[/quote]Original content creator

vizzyswagh:
As I sign your shirt.
One day people go sign for my shirt.
And your children no go sell pure water.
- pure water boy.

Godswill Eze

oluwaseyi1992:
We didnt talk for once at the university and now we are getting married.. behold two nairalanders wedding

#MAFO '21
#isaiah 41:110
#FUTAWEDDING
#MARCH

Fahdiga:
Imagine who is talking. same way Buhari can boast of walking around the whole Nigeria without security because he has performed. Wike I dare you to walk your talk especially in Obigbo and Oyigbo and come back to tell us the outcome

Iamafinegirl:
Did you tell them that when we are talking
“You are not serious is a big INSULT for you”
Did u tell then that when u say I like trump and I say “me I hater trump because of this and that” it is already an offense and you admitted that maybe it’s true you having issues with me airing opinions because you are boss or what I don’t know? That was one day holyspirit made you admit...so you knew you had the issue all this while but you would be shouting I am the person arguing (I never knew different opinions was argument. I heard it first from you).
Did you tell them a simple conversation or difference in opinion even on a gist is an insult to you?

Did you tell them I think of quality and wen a frying pan was needed I was saying the new expensive ones sef are not good, they burn. Second new is better in this case and we got a second new one? Because it’s not necessarily about cost but most times you won’t even be able to understand the depth of what I suggest sometimes.

Did you tell them I explained something one day that I paid money to so and so person to avoid a problem and you tried to give me another solution to have taken and I was like “me I don’t want wahala oo thats why I did what I did@ and because everything is fight and arguement for you you had stood up stormed out of the house because you felt i said I don’t want your wahala etc when all I was saying is that I didn’t want wahala if d issue boomeranged and so I didn’t even look for other means I just did d surest method in question” did u settle down to listen or because you never patient and always ready to call everything an argument or fight you had kickstarted your nature?

Did you tell them you wanted a car and I said this car is too expensive tell someone who we know imports to bring for you although the person could delay and may change the car you agreed on but I said do a written agreement with him so it would be cheaper for you and that way he won’t do anything funny ? And you would spend less and get a better grade or level like the one I got instead of paying for something lower at the same price as the one you paid for in town. Out of love, did you not turn it to fight and say I am wicked, and louded the issue and dramatised it as being evil.
Did you tell them you lied to me that you don’t drink or smoke?
But you drink and lied from foundation of a relationship to win a girl?
When I realised out of anger I said you lied to me you don’t drink but you are a drunkard.
Did your remember saying my father who doesn’t drink at all and you know fully is the drunkard
You have called me demonic woman
You have called me stupid woman
You have called me very stupid woman
When you were trying to win me and I was saying no no I didn’t want, leave me and you were ever persistent didn’t I tell you I am scared the depth of what you feel is more of obsessive not love?
Then I should to shout I would say cause am not a lier that you should leave me, is it by force etc etc which u refer to today and I do tell you then your pressure was too much and I didn’t like you which is normal to any woman who didn’t initially like a man that kept pressuring her...knocking her gate over and over on different occasions etc.

The list is endless but if we discussing and you don’t understand what I am saying and I am frustrated talking and I say “you no dey understand English” you just flare up that that is a big insult.
Things that aren’t insults you made them insults to defend yourself.
Did you tell them the most times we went to Shoprite then I use to be the one buying things...and you usually pick nothing. So why should Shoprite be so expensive if I buy water “nestle water” and other things from there even before we ever dated and you used to follow me there to win me and I never asked you to pay for me or use you as a toaster?

Did you tell them that you are building and I am also building? And the months you spent all your salary not even on the building alone oo. Busy dashing people and at 3rd of the month you were broke and I was like how would we handle the house you said I am there and I held those months because that’s what a good woman would do.

Did you tell dem that wen you arrived at the counsellor we told them we had a 60k and 40k rule as at then but we just weren’t piling it in the same account and the pastor said ok we should do it as a joint account so no one would feel he is bringing all the money” and we stop spending differently. you told them it’s the pastor who proposed it or he told us that ok you people should just put the money in a seperate account and the wife asked what else is making you angry and you said contributions for repair should be added”.

Did you tell them that when your drivers license expired and there was a delay with joint account , you said you would keep some part of the contribution for where you stay but I must submit all my own contribution to your younger sisters account while you submit just some to her because you don’t trust me with money. The younger sister would now be the one dishing out the feeding money to me who is the one working? While you comfortably keep part of your contribution as a boss. Did you tell them I said you should give her all if i would also have to submit my own all to her since she is the chosen financial manager of our own institution so she can be dishing out money to both of us as at when due since distance is not a barrier to bank transfer so I would also monitor u because you don’t trust me with money and you want to monitor what I am eating when u aren’t even there with me.

Did you tell them you don’t live according to your means and you always borrowing and financing a lifestyle heavier than you inclusive of feeding (because you eat 70-80%) of all the food in the house? Did you tell them you have collected above 14 million naira loan and you haven’t completed any house you are building aside still having normal money people have used to complete their own houses.

Did you tell them you give them babes money and say send me your account number Cus I have seen it but to buy Apple extra for me out of a budget as per my love this one na for u from my pocket? Did you tell then as we came back from your location you had meeting with your babe asking if hostel has resumed and all by 6pm same day?

Did u tell them that I had been using clin-cap face cream, benzoxide peroxide face cream, and you have been using it with me and I have never said this cream is 2000 and the other is 1000 let’s contribute from budget but you bought olaybact for me 400 naira and you were balancing account for me?

Did you tell them I did a soap mix of 13000 naira to 15,000 naira and you have been lovingly using it With me since January and I have never in my life said your contribution for soap but you won’t even do it, if you did sef you would have been asking for money by now.

Did you tell them that even to buy apple while taking me to were you lived loveingly as per this is my new location has to be from the budget and that you couldn’t say babes aside this budget this for you?
Did you tell them I also contributed for the fuel as you were taking me lovingly to your new location? Location you dey go dey come yourself but as I go follow u go know d place I must pay for transport. I for kukuma just enter public transport. But I don’t even have a problem with that since that’s what he wanted. We just accounted for my path

Did you tell them...that I am not wasteful and you went ahead to do things you wanted to do and started blaming me for it. Like buying a new tv when your mum was around for them...knowing fully well I hardly look at a television and you did it for you and yours?
Did you tell them this girl who doesn’t contribute lovingly gives your sis money and also give your mum at least in the best way I can afford within my means but you no send me message so that’s my business you are not even seeing it. Na me send myself?
When last did you buy me a gift in a year and half? It was a wig when you were still trying to toast me. That was only when you were trying to win my heart.
Did you tell them you don’t do anything for me I don’t ask you for money for cloth, hair etc or my own fuel as I am a responsible adult and not a burden on a man which you know yourself. Did you let them know that the food you eat 70% of and the house repair you would do definitely if I am there or not is what you would always come and stand on my head for when we weren’t yet contributing in a joint account. Did you tell them you don’t take care of me and you are just so self centered about the feeding part because you eat more of the food? Yet I was still buying food oo no be say I go out and don’t bring anything to the house. I still buy meat, tomatoes, onion etc but maybe not just up to the person who consumes the 80%

Did u tell them d day you took me out and water was bought which was like two years ago was a special day I think maybe Valentine or my birthday or something and “I was only asking to be treated special”. As per today na correct day, spoil me na.
Did you tell them that I spoke of u buying some thing like blender or electronic because you need quality one to last. The cheap juicer bought did it last? No
Was there not finally a decision where the expensive “binatone” blender was picked because for some things, quality is important so it lasts?
Did you tell them I met condoms in your other room and you alleged it’s your boss that came to your house to use it? Because you couldn’t tell him no?
Did you tell them that if I want to do something you would use my car and if you want to do something you would use my car and I said love should cover all this there should be no differentiating of car for activities and you can use mine when you want and viceversal?

The day he said I said drug was too expensive did he tell you he spent all his income that month already by 3rd or so due to poor planning and I used my income all for the month for food. Ofcourse I am sure he borrowed as usual for fuel for his car that month and maybe some extra things like suya etc you may want to eat and that’s why I couldn’t afford to buy that cream or is it even tablet I desperately needed quality type of drug to treat that ailment because it use to be stubborn when it comes but couldn’t afford it that month ?

In addition I forgot. The generator I would tell you to put on when wet had a generator house while some or most Nigerians just make a metal cover or so for their generator. So rain fell and the splash I could look wasn’t much and I would say it’s not like water entered this thing in its house like Dt just few splash on surface. I owned a generator I ran without it having issue before meeting you and while you where toasting me. I didn’t know I am unqualified to run a gen. I stopped touching your gen because it was complain upon complain or I am arguing with you by having a different opinion about ah it’s small splashes. Ofcourse if a gen was drenched would I with my full senses say lets put it on? When Nigerians keep their gen outside with normal cover. The days rain was so much and it drenched, we carried out the gen outside to air.

You would go out and meet the true definition of a Nigerian woman. Take care of her is what a man does, send her money for hair, dress, clothes etc.
And still buy food n do stuff.
You would remember I was never a burden on u
I hope you would have love enough for her to cover taking care of her abi u would start complaining and shouting on her too. I just hope you don’t faint then.

On the other hand I Wld meet the true definition of Nigerian man who knows he is to care at least and would appreciate that I am blessing and a good woman and not the typical African woman wen I also take up things at home. Simple

Alfred1234:
Why are you saying something you know nothing about?That you graduated from law school does not mean you know what is at stake this moment!

abigail11:
I have been dating this guy for 8 years now. My relationship with him started since my university school days.

Ever since we graduated and started working, I have been expecting him to propose to me, which he didn't.

When I confronted him, he said he needs a tangible source of income first before he will marry me.

His current salary is 60k, yet he doesn't want us to go into marriage now.

I personal told him that we can manage what we have and plan our life together since I'm also working. But he said no, his reason is that he doesn't want us to suffer.

My problem is this:
1. Time is not on my side
2. He want to make millions before he can marry me, what if it takes more years to do that?
3. I'm ready and he is not ready.
Please I need advise. I don't know what to do.

SA25:
Pls, any help from lawyers in d house or anyone who knows some1 dat can write on my behalf. I want to write appeal letter to CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF. For my rejab into d army. I.e i want go bact to army. 07067978203.pls help

Alfred1234:
The Nigeria Law school is not doing something that is not in the best interest of students.In December 2020,the Nigeria Law school said that it would resume by January 2021 and examinations would be by April.Suddenly the school said it would resume by February and Examination would be by March 20th.This is going to make many students fail as they are not adequately prepared for the exam.Online lecture cannot suffice as not everyone even have money to subscribe nor have a device that can do that.Some persons saved all their life to be able to go to law school and yet the school want them to fail.Even Court attachment has been scrapped.This is totally wrong.The Nigeria Law school should give it's students time.Why the hurray?Why is the normal process not being followed.Even the next set of students that should be coming to law school are still in the University.Why this insensitivity by the Management of the Nigerian law school?

TammyAnybody:
For mor info

https://www.nairaland.com/6433551/total-international-masters-degree-scholarship#99415488

MICHEALADEX:
Is it your consignment? Abi you be spinner ?

COVIK19:
After completing my trip, my fare was 1,800. I transferred 18,000 to him in error he didn’t get it immediately because that day I was previously experiencing banking issues but the money had gone through I went in my house got cash and have him . To let him go continue his job since the alert of 18,000 was delaying so he sends it back, I looked at his face and name again on my bolt app and compared it against his bolt profile/banking information including car information it matched so I let him go with the agreement that he lets me know when he gets the delayed money

As at this moment he has seen my money confirmed it himself two days ago and has blocked my line and refused to take calls from strange numbers

I really don’t want to mess this idiot up

AmazingELixir:
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vivaciousvivi:
Sadly, no

obomz:
Part time History teacher Wanted
A dynamic efficient and articulate History teacher is needed to teach both IGCSE and WASC syllabus. (Part time) in a secondary school in Apapa GRA. Interested candidates should send their cvs to kemibby@yahoo.co.uk

vivaciousvivi:
A fast growing Automobile Company based in Ikeja Lagos is seeking the urgent vacancy for a Legal Officer

Expected Roles & Responsibilities
1. Conduct periodic legal research
2. Provide general office support and other clerical duties to the Head, Legal
3. Provide support and assistance during meetings
4. Conduct light litigation works on behalf of the Head, Legal
5. Will be responsible for monitoring and/or advising on all legal matters, commercial contracts, and agreements on behalf of the company

Skills & Competencies
1. Excellent written & verbal communication skills.
2. Strong knowledge of Nigerian corporate law;
3. Ability to exercise sound judgment and discretion with relation to confidential information
4. Good understanding of general and specific Company and commercial law in Nigeria
5. Ability to demonstrate commitment and enthusiasm in the delivery of the organization's objectives.

Other Basic Requirements
1. Reside in / around Ikeja and its environs

Educational Qualifications
1. A Law degree from a reputable Nigerian University
2. At least 2yrs legal experience post Call-to Bar

All interested and qualified candidates should kindly send their CVs to : hr@phillyandmools.com on or before March 10th 2021

bolaayenimo:
President Muhammadu Buhari has assured Nigerians that last Friday’ abduction of female students from Government Girls Science Secondary School, Jangebe, will be the last to happen.

The president’s statement was relayed on Sunday, through Minister of Aviation, Sen. Hadi Sirika, who led a high-powered federal government delegation to sympathise with the people and government of Zamfara.

He said new measures had been developed by the federal government which would bring complete end to all forms of criminality in the nation.

“The President is saddened by the abduction of the students from Jangebe and reassures you that the government has all the resources and wherewithal to contain these criminals. “Buhari also commended Gov. Bello Matawalle of Zamfara’s efforts against armed banditry and promised a continued support to bringing lasting peace. “The federal government will continue its partnership with Zamfara government and its citizens in resolving the security challenges facing the state,” Buhari said.

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/02/jangebe-abduction-will-be-the-last-buhari/

blamingthedevil:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/540718-us-intel-saudi-crown-prince-approved-khashoggi-killing

NaijaOlosho:
Shut up na only Portharcourt be rivers state

I don't like Amaechi oo but I love his policies he build projects across all local Govt and wards in the state.

Amaechi started free medical cards for rivers indigenes, treatments And surgeries were done free.

He Built schools and health centers across wards and LGA, employed workers but Wike came in and quenched everything.

I ask again is Portharcourt city the only town in Rivers State Why is his projects only limited to Portharcourt??

Na roads and flyovers he sabi do and to dash huge money to sympathize with Northern states

Oga shut da f up dont come and type trash just because you are receiving 7k monthly from his pay roll

NaijaOlosho:
I call on Governor Wike To Start Doing This Immediately this is what the state needs and not flyovers flyovers where it is not needed

sapphiere:
Why can't they build a new one?

I hate Refurbishing things.




The FUTURE is FEMALE.

Superjazz:
seun osewa,the owner of nairaland should start considering taking part in the race for 2023 presidency.It has come to my knowledge that seun is just cashing out and is not active in politics.Seun has what is takes to contest for presidency and win.

1)He Is used to nairaland Ethnic wars, hence he should be in a better position to address the issue of tribalism and issues bothering Nigeria.

2)He would have the neccessary capacities and international influence been a techman and the owner of the world third most popular forum.

3)He would be closer to the people more and would be first to hear news of injustice and misconducts accross Nigeria through his platform.

4)He would have the support of nairalanders,the Nigerian internet and global community,and with good campaign strategies, he can have a good followership and supporters.

Seun should run for presidency as a private candidate,he might be the one to unseat the current evil adminstration.

Seun running for presidency would have the support of all Nigerians including igbos,yourubas,middlebelt and fulanis.



Mynd44 lalasticlala

ashybabs:
call it what you want,
but Nigeria will always be Nigeria. a country where with the right resources u ccan get what you want! so maybe these are rhetorical questions.

WHY IS REV KING NOT DEAD??
what is the verdict on the Billionare Kidnapper, an when will sentence be carried out.
how come shina Rambo is Walking Free.


what kind of politics is keeping these ruthless men alive?
#some are walking free and even contesting presidential elections!
Naijerians which way?

House1411:
Good evening my people. hope y'all doing good.


Please abeg I need Clear pictures of the 3rd mainland tomorrow morning. it's urgent and I am currently not in Lagos.

You go just help me snap and upload it here... I need it for a particular endeavor.
No I am not about to jump off the bridge!

abeg help a brother.
abeg abeg abeg...

BastardWike:
It has become obvious that Northern cabals now want to bring back Goodluck Jonathan in 2023 to rule Nigeria, and the worst part is that GEJ is too gullible, too daft and foolish to have accepted the offer. This is a very wrong move in any way you want to look at it, both for Southerners and Nigeria at large.

The questions people should be asking now is;

1. If GEJ was good, then why chase him out in 2019 only to replace him with Buhari that has now turned Nigeria upside down?

2. If GEJ couldn't turn Nigeria around between 2013 to 2019 when oil prices were very high, is it now that it has crashed that he will make now great?

3. If he couldn't tame insecurity between 2014 and 2019 when Boko Haram got so strong to be carving out territories out of Nigeria and bombing locations in Abuja, is it now that they have become much stronger, with bandits roaming the North and fulani herdsmen roaming the South killing innocent people that he will secure the country?

Lastly, I wonder where his supporters are going to come from because I don't see Igbos swimming and sinking with him again! I don't see Yorubas supporting him! The North have always hated him, even now but just that the canals only want to exploit him for their own selfish reasons. They must have told him in private that he is the only one who can save the country from crises and him being a gullible man, believed them.

GEJ excaped being rubbished by this same Cabals and now he has become influential in Africa as an elder statesman, why not remain in that position? Why does he want to come back as Nigeria's president when the country has gone belly up?

People that know or love GEJ should warn him to stay away from contesting again. He should be bold enough to tell the Cabals off. GEJ shouldn't betray himself and Southerners!

Redcrafton:
Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed has given reason the federal government will not destroy forests where bandits use as hideouts to carry out kidnappings in the country.

Mohammed, speaking with Channels Tv on how to eliminate bandits, said the ecosystem will be affected if the government destroys the forests.

He noted that the better solution to eliminating bandits from the forest was to have better consultation between sub national government, the federal government and security agencies.

The minister said: “We cannot destroy the forest because of climate change. The better approach is not to destroy the forest because it would affect the eco-system but what we need is better consultation with sub national government and security agencies on how to secure the forest to make them safe for everybody.

“Those forest are used as hideouts but I think with technology today and when all our platforms are delivered, it will no longer be business as usual as the forest will not save those criminals and bandits but again we need collaborative effort of everyone.”

The minister assured Nigerians that security is top priority in the Buhari-led administration.

https://dailypost.ng/2021/02/23/fg-cannot-destroy-bandits-hideouts-in-forests-lai-mohammed/

bolaayenimo:
Was Tinubu consulted before this decision was taken?

Oluwamarc:
Sen. Rochas Okorocha has been arrested by Imo state government for personally leading the destruction and vandalism of security vehicles and breaking into the property of Imo State government.

The former Governor this afternoon led armed thugs to break into the property of the state government, destroying security vehicles and other state government properties.

He is currently being held and detained at the state Cid.

Details later



https://trianglenewsonline.com/2021/02/21/sen-rochas-okorocha-arrested-detained-at-state-cid/

tonye33:
ANOTHER WEIRD MEAL PREPARED BY PAPIWATER BESIDE THE WATERSIDE SIDE. SCROLL TILL THE END

#Noodle_with_frog_friedTilapia_and_periwinkle

So today I came up with a new recipe in my waterside kitchen. Here with me, I made a delicious meal using noodles with frog meat and fried Tilapia fish together with periwinkle, carrot, unripe tomatoes onions and fresh pepper.

Procedures: I steam my periwinkle with a sauce and kept it separate, I steam my frog with pepper onion, salt and maggi, kept it seperate. Boiled my indomie and filter it . Then I added my carrot unripe tomatoes onion pepper and and spices and steam frog then turn it and steam it for 2more mins.I fried my TILAPIA fish and ripe plantain. Then dish everything inside the plate. That's how I arrived at this result below. Thanks and feel free to join me

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/2023-top-northern-politicians-pushing-for-southern-president