Kinematics:




Make I add more laugh

Keep laughing, it's weekend

Kinematics:




I know say you dey laugh at this right now....

Abobi I gas laugh oooo.

prof2007:
Let's rate our governors...

A. Name your state of origin.
B. Score your state governor between 0 - 10 marks (0 = Horrible; 5 = Average; 10 = Excellent).

You can give additional comments e.g. Good in security, poor in infrastructure etc.

Rivers State

Ezebunwo Nyesom Wike 9/10

viviangist:
Harry Song has advised his followers to stay away from social media if they want to find a good partner.

The singer, who got married for the second time two weeks ago, said that "90% of men and women on social media are influenced wrongly".

He added that there are still good husbands and wives out there.

Read his post below.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/iamharrysong/

Marriage don turn harry to marriage counselor

Eval123:
Please I need advice.

I am a young guy age 28 currently in my final year hoping to graduate this year by God's grace. Am in a relationship in with a gal I love so much and the love keeps growing day by the day.

She is 30 years old and just graduated this year but she is talking of waiting for me so we can serve together. The thing now is that I wish to get married to her but am not ready now. But she says she can wait for me if only I won't disappoint her.

Now am confused, if she waits for me for 5 years she would be 35 by then and am not sure if it's right getting married to someone 2 years older than me and someone at the age of 35 or above.. to add to it, she doesn't look her age, even if someone sees us, they won't believe she is my senior..

Pls am really confused, have never dated someone who understands me like she do.. Note: she never knew my age, she thought we were age mate cause of my voters card she saw which doesn't carry my real age.

Nairaland and relationships don tire me

PSVITA:




You are a full!!!
Don't go and search for a job!

He's not. I helped someone write last week Saturday, it wasn't planned though. I went to a cafe to print a document and noticed a girl seated and was about taking the test, I offered to help her and at the end she scored 85% but I expected at least 95% though. I am glad she was happy after all

......

Raalsalghul:



Hmmmm!

Mmmmm

eaglechild:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11437314

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-prince-philip-dead-duke-13843506#source=breaking-news

This was my dream on the 4th of April, 2021. Shared it with my Bae.

This is the evidence.
Also check out No. 7 of my prophesies posted on Jan 02, 2021.

Congratulations for finding for yourself a loyal wife

Rosskiiku:


Don't mind the useless oafs.

I can't tell you how many incisive, relevant, and educational threads I've started which never smell front page, but this rubbish from whatever her name is, 'twerking' makes front page.

This site is a joke, run by clowns.

Naira land has lost its glory, I swear

FatherOfJesus:
It’s no news that Tinubu is investing big time to become the no1 citizen of Nigeria. His recent romance with the north has shown that he thinks the north is key to his campaign but forgetting that PDP can lobby a good northerner to divide his votes greatly up north.

Now how’s this gonna work?

we all know politics is a game of interest and a lot of negotiation will happen prior to the elections, if PDP can strike a good deal with a strong northerner, the battlefield moves to South south and southeast. I doubt Tinubu’s popularity in these regions. Even if Tinubu ends up getting 60% votes in the north and 80% in southwest, south east and south south can hunt him badly.

Now to defeat Tinubu, PDP has to field a northerner, sadly that’s the only way. If this happens then Tinubu is in for a serious challenge irrespective of his romance with the north.

Tinubu will just pocket Nigeria like he did in Lagos. Man is just busy creating empire.

Victor246:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck75L-AAVkU

The type of useless posts some useless Nairaland moderators move to the front page.

ogododo:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/jonathans-administration-best-in-nigeria-history

Gbagi, choke dem with the truth oooooo. Nigerians no like truth and that's why we are in this mess.

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If i did swaps, I would have to drunk to deal.......

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Mokason288:
Can this one win chairman of a local government?

Before taking about Governorship?

Kola try get sense

He is a known Nigerian exercising his Fundamental Human Right, of course he has sense but you are the one who ought to. This statement from you portrays how naive you are and whats more ludicrous is the fact that you are a Nairalander

Fedric:
I noticed that my girl friend doesn't like to come over anymore. Of late she Dosen't pick my calls often, she picked after 20 times .

I called her plenty times yesterday but she didn't pick my call giving me silly excuses that she left her phone at home while going out.

She repeated the same thing today and her excuse was that she went to an office and she can't pick the call. She later say she have to submit the phone to the security officers at the gate and that's the law of the institute .

I never see this kind of excuses and when I talk to my sister, she was like she might have gone to a man house and don't wanna pick .

The main issue with her is she believes I complain too much and she also raises voice at me any time I told her an issue I don't like.

I'm seriously tired and I am having different thoughts .

I wanted to marry her but her attitude keeps preventing me from making such move.

I feel bad right now and I needed an advice .

I feel so bad that my thought right now is to pretend, use her, dump her and make her feel regretful of making me go through emotional pain.

Should I just let her go and I should go on my who way?

Or should I just free her and start doing as if she don't exist in my life again .

I'm not happy right now and I feel so bad .


Advice please.

That babe has moved on kindly move on too.

Maryjane001:

There is no area in this Nigeria where Yahoo boys no dey operate. Dem dey everywhere. Some of them wey don hit big money go even enter rural areas where police no go easily catch dem. My area for example, d kind big houses wey dem get and if u go d side, na thick bush full everywhere

I been think say na only for south yahoo boys dey na wetin make I ask the question. Them dey always attribute bad things to the south.

thatigboman:
ur papa riffraff, scammer

You see this statement you repeated once more, I will look for you and trust me, you will find you. You will tell me who I scammed and you must mention names before I let you go. Trust me, I will find you.

Twoclans:
The victim they ripped off is from a higher realm

This yahoo boys can be very annoying sha. Some of them reside around me,Most times i just look at them and shake my head.

So we have yahoo guys in kaduna? Odiegwu

Oluwa burns go dey charge 100 million per show now d guy don level up.

Jerryherd:
Every of Buhari's families and relatives are swimming in money

Before? Make them swim for faeces?