Jokes Etc › Re: Gambling Episode One by bright007(f): 6:16am On May 12, 2011 |
Bin gbagbo?unusual username. |
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 5:43am On May 12, 2011 |
Abaaah!!!jackpot can't u see that studio's lips aren't brown but black $ wif red spots showing he smokes pawpaw leaves.so pls cousin jacky obey his thirst |
Jokes Etc › Re: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 2:55pm On May 11, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 2:51pm On May 11, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Just Drop A Smile by bright007(f): 2:38pm On May 11, 2011 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff] My princess speaks at last! Here's a joke for u hun It's a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why are we down here digging in the hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up there?" Harry says, "I don't know, I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and asks Ralph, "Why are you up here in the shade drinking a cool drink and Jake and I are in the ditch digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says, "'cause I've got smarts". "What's that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his hand in front of the tree and says, "Hit my hand as hard as you can". Harry swings his fist at Ralph ’s hand, Ralph moves his hand and Harry hits the tree, hurting his hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull my hand away, that ’s called having smarts". Harry goes back in the ditch and Jake asks, "What did he say?" Ralph says, "Its cause he has smarts." "What's that? Asks Jake. Harry puts his hand in front of his face and says. "Hit my hand!"[/color] guapo pls put your third leg at the front of my screen while i test it for rigidity. |
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:32pm On May 11, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:25pm On May 11, 2011 |
Idowuogbo: gorgeous dressed ke , oh boi stop looking @pastors yansh oo, hes not gay , wey bright na dat blokos fit u pass   |
Jokes Etc › Re: Add Ur Own by bright007(f): 2:16pm On May 11, 2011 |
ok make i add my own , you no get work(yngw) ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Sports › Re: Osaze Bags Barclays Premier League Player Of The Month by bright007(f): 2:09pm On May 11, 2011 |
osae KOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR OOOOO |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 1:30pm On May 11, 2011 |
so people are still laughing,  |
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:54am On May 11, 2011 |
**highlights from his car and hears some shouting inside the bar##wondering which gurl is making this hell of a noise#Hope its not idowu dats shouting as if she sat on something bigger than her something. |
Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:42am On May 11, 2011 |
**driving in my Escalade $ using my GPRS to locate the new one in town offtopic bar, WoW wat a nice location and a magnificent building, Jack must have spent a lot of hard currency on this place, are u pondering wat I am pondering?, this is an era of a new beginning, |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 11:06pm On May 10, 2011 |
Just driving towards spa in my escalade |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 10:57pm On May 10, 2011 |
@jacky,my body dey inside clothe.aw ur side?well,make u no forget our 2morrow afternoon plan.**trying to take-over nairaland!!! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 4:27pm On May 10, 2011 |
*i am hearing rumours of a burial ceremony of this off-topic thread. Well,I don't know if its true but I am just driving towards spa HUT in my Escalade. |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by bright007(f): 9:32pm On May 08, 2011 |
Evening peeps,joor o I no fit use candle take cook beans Abi u fit take acid do bleaching cream? I no fit use plane run ikeja to oshodi Joor oo I no fit use cortex paint take paint skyscraper. I no fit use mini skirt play basketball |
Jokes Etc › Re: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 8:49pm On May 08, 2011 |
@studio:fools like u don't accept positive criticism.Ur user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 8:36pm On May 08, 2011 |
Just drove past spa in my ESCALADE |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 1:35pm On May 08, 2011 |
Spa has become so desolate,no real homo sapiens here anymore just amphibians,hermaphroditic platyhelminthes & bloody ascetosporans!!! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 1:26pm On May 08, 2011 |
@studio:time and again I hav always told u dat common sense is not common wif u.By editing,re-writing,re-posting,reprodicing in-like manner,partial transformation 0r 0therwise of this 0ut-dated joke u hav committed more than plagiarism.If u havnt got jokes,simply laugh at other peoples joke *no offence* |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 12:35pm On May 08, 2011 |
@jugger10:is dat what u are thinking 0r u think dats wat I am thinking?well bright is already a standup comedian.0r don't u know basket anymore? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 12:20pm On May 08, 2011 |
Just driving by in my escalade |
Jokes Etc › Re: Wait For Me by bright007(f): 11:57am On May 04, 2011 |
Eviiiillll?no its a home practical lesson |
Jokes Etc › Re: Calabar, Igbo And Edo Girls by bright007(f): 11:53am On May 04, 2011 |
@studio:I know dat common sense isn't common in ur village,no wonder u behave like zombie |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Gay by bright007(op): 11:42am On May 04, 2011 |
@yinka pls change ur signature back to d former, its very important for replying fools |
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 11:40am On May 04, 2011 |
@1world:are u this dumb dat u didn't know this wasn't an ad thread? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Chei! Too Mush Ingleesh by bright007(f): 11:32am On May 04, 2011 |
@poster,I like that. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 11:25am On May 04, 2011 |
I just drove past spa building |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:03am On May 04, 2011 |
Just driving by in my ESCALADE |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
jackpot: Nephew Bright, whatsup? any winch for here? Any sinners? Any toasters Lolz nna mehn i am fine wat about ya |
Jokes Etc › Re: Easter Jokes by bright007(op): 7:10pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
Studio CFR: is dis supposed to be a joke?
no its not a joke its ya head  |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Gay by bright007(op): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
Sophizzy: Yes. And u dullard, if you were bright, you would have figured out that what I wrote is the same as what you wrote but mine was in fewer words. Although, I admit it was harsh sha. . ., but whatever.  PLEASE GO CHECK OUT YINKA SIGNATURE,THATS MY REPLY |