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Jokes EtcRe: Gambling Episode One by bright007(f): 6:16am On May 12, 2011
Bin gbagbo?unusual username.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 5:43am On May 12, 2011
Abaaah!!!jackpot can't u see that studio's lips aren't brown but black $ wif red spots showing he smokes pawpaw leaves.so pls cousin jacky obey his thirst
Jokes EtcRe: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 2:55pm On May 11, 2011
Phate07:
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Where's the joke? angry
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the joke?its in studio"s empty head. cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 2:51pm On May 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:
100 pages came to soon , but i sure rocked sha , had fun , mingled wiv crazy pikins , associated wiv sane minded , collaboed wiv koloficated beings , all in all we conquered d enemie of progress , lets c if d next persona wud make anoda gbaski thread jus like names on d records. Bois watch out BAdosky might jus decide to stay u no worrra i min wink cheesy cheesy grin cool
enemy of progress or instruments of change cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Just Drop A Smile by bright007(f): 2:38pm On May 11, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] My princess speaks at last! cheesy Here's a joke for u hun
It's a hot summer day and Jake
and Harry are in a ditch digging
away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under
the shade of a tree sipping on a
cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why
are we down here digging in the
hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up
there?" Harry says, "I don't know,
I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and
asks Ralph, "Why are you up here
in the shade drinking a cool drink
and Jake and I are in the ditch
digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says,
"'cause I've got smarts". "What's
that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his
hand in front of the tree and says,
"Hit my hand as hard as you can".
Harry swings his fist at Ralph ’s
hand, Ralph moves his hand and
Harry hits the tree, hurting his
hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull
my hand away, that ’s called having
smarts". Harry goes back in the
ditch and Jake asks, "What did he
say?" Ralph says, "Its cause he has
smarts." "What's that? Asks Jake.
Harry puts his hand in front of his
face and says. "Hit my hand!"[/color]
guapo pls put your third leg at the front of my screen while i test it for rigidity.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:32pm On May 11, 2011
jacky,u know i am not familiar wif this place, pls hire somebody like idowu as an usher to show vip like us around.u know dis place is very big and has got too many facilities, grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 2:25pm On May 11, 2011
Idowuogbo:
gorgeous dressed ke , oh boi stop looking @pastors yansh oo, hes not gay , wey bright na dat blokos fit u pass tongue
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Add Ur Own by bright007(f): 2:16pm On May 11, 2011
ok make i add my own , you no get work(yngw) ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
SportsRe: Osaze Bags Barclays Premier League Player Of The Month by bright007(f): 2:09pm On May 11, 2011
osae KOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR OOOOO
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 1:30pm On May 11, 2011
so people are still laughing, lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:54am On May 11, 2011
**highlights from his car and hears some shouting inside the bar##wondering which gurl is making this hell of a noise#Hope its not idowu dats shouting as if she sat on something bigger than her something.
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by bright007(f): 7:42am On May 11, 2011
**driving in my Escalade $ using my GPRS to locate the new one in town offtopic bar, WoW wat a nice location and a magnificent building, Jack must have spent a lot of hard currency on this place, are u pondering wat I am pondering?, this is an era of a new beginning,
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 11:06pm On May 10, 2011
Just driving towards spa in my escalade
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 10:57pm On May 10, 2011
@jacky,my body dey inside clothe.aw ur side?well,make u no forget our 2morrow afternoon plan.**trying to take-over nairaland!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 4:27pm On May 10, 2011
*i am hearing rumours of a burial ceremony of this off-topic thread.
Well,I don't know if its true but I am just driving towards spa HUT in my Escalade.
Jokes EtcRe: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by bright007(f): 9:32pm On May 08, 2011
Evening peeps,joor o
I no fit use candle take cook beans
Abi u fit take acid do bleaching cream?
I no fit use plane run ikeja to oshodi
Joor oo I no fit use cortex paint take paint skyscraper.
I no fit use mini skirt play basketball
Jokes EtcRe: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 8:49pm On May 08, 2011
@studio:fools like u don't accept positive criticism.Ur user name says it all,u are probably an empty space at alaba used for dubbing,copying or pirating cds.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 8:36pm On May 08, 2011
Just drove past spa in my ESCALADE
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 1:35pm On May 08, 2011
Spa has become so desolate,no real homo sapiens here anymore just amphibians,hermaphroditic platyhelminthes & bloody ascetosporans!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Haters Gonna Love This. . . . Lol by bright007(f): 1:26pm On May 08, 2011
@studio:time and again I hav always told u dat common sense is not common wif u.By editing,re-writing,re-posting,reprodicing in-like manner,partial transformation 0r 0therwise of this 0ut-dated joke u hav committed more than plagiarism.If u havnt got jokes,simply laugh at other peoples joke
*no offence*
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 12:35pm On May 08, 2011
@jugger10:is dat what u are thinking 0r u think dats wat I am thinking?well bright is already a standup comedian.0r don't u know basket anymore?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 12:20pm On May 08, 2011
Just driving by in my escalade
Jokes EtcRe: Wait For Me by bright007(f): 11:57am On May 04, 2011
Eviiiillll?no its a home practical lesson
Jokes EtcRe: Calabar, Igbo And Edo Girls by bright007(f): 11:53am On May 04, 2011
@studio:I know dat common sense isn't common in ur village,no wonder u behave like zombie
Jokes EtcRe: The Gay by bright007(op): 11:42am On May 04, 2011
@yinka pls change ur signature back to d former, its very important for replying fools
Jokes EtcRe: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by bright007(op): 11:40am On May 04, 2011
@1world:are u this dumb dat u didn't know this wasn't an ad thread?
Jokes EtcRe: Chei! Too Mush Ingleesh by bright007(f): 11:32am On May 04, 2011
@poster,I like that.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 11:25am On May 04, 2011
I just drove past spa building
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 9:03am On May 04, 2011
Just driving by in my ESCALADE
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by bright007(f): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2011
jackpot:
Nephew Bright, whatsup? any winch for here?
Any sinners?
Any toasters
Lolz
nna mehn i am fine wat about ya
Jokes EtcRe: Easter Jokes by bright007(op): 7:10pm On Apr 27, 2011
Studio CFR:
is dis supposed to be a joke?

no its not a joke its ya head grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The Gay by bright007(op): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2011
Sophizzy:
Yes. And u dullard, if you were bright, you would have figured out that what I wrote is the same as what you wrote but mine was in fewer words.
Although, I admit it was harsh sha. . ., but whatever. angry
PLEASE GO CHECK OUT YINKA SIGNATURE,THATS MY REPLY

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