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Abeg make una help me sing;Happy buff Dae to U;
@yinka;how many years u dae nau?

I think u like it especially as it has come in double portion

Chai!!chai, wat a request, she knows I can't afford that,
Eemm my lovely doling pls nau,u know there is no money nau because of election,don't worry when I win in the next election I will surprise u.
Ok, u know 2dae is your buff dae, oya take dis

Cheers boy!

**ahaha, moves closer and nearer, my sweetie, my honey, u know I love u.
Ok, how do u want me to show dat my love for u has grown even more taller than an iroko tree?tell me $ I will do it

@Yinka;u dey find me?Can't u see me placing our wedding portrait on the Bar wall!!

**@Yinka; ah!u dey find me,shey I post our wedding portrait 4 nairaland dats why u reject me

Ahhhh!eya!this guy must have escaped from a psychiatric home.
Pls bring a strong rope $ lets tie him.mschteuwwwww

@geecee $ lancaster,And so fucking what?
Did the person who first posted those pics told you if he/she was a cartoonist or graphic artist.If u don't know,he/she saw it somewhere and posted it here.If u have seen these pics b4,quickly $ sharperly take ur exit and allow those who havnt seen it b4 enjoy them here.shikina!!!

Ummmm, ok, ok, I n 1 sense u are right,its me $ u.
You are trying to kiss me.
In another sense u are wrong keep guessing

@yinka:absolutely wrong!
Pls try again

**Hey yinka aw far?One question 4 ya.
Can u guess d names of those in picture?

:-x :-x :-x

:-x :-x :-x

chai!na wa oo!!unbearable!!almost 400 replies $ no tachere or torro joke!!mod make una do something oooo!!

@EL-Guapo:I think ur last post was a little bit more of a blow below d belt.pls I don't want you to add petrol to fire.Don't let us assume you are taking sides.
Pls join hands in restoring order in here.I believe u wouldn't wanna descend so low as to start faining  ignorance to Idowu's unrepentant behaviour

**bright adjust a little, but Yinka no small wey b say u no come see am nau, ***
@chykason:man,I dey jare,make I laugh small b4. MRS BORED go resume!!

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Good morning all,I dey here oooo

##Idowu pls learn.That is the only option you have got LEARN oooooooo

QUALITIES OF A GOOD OFFTOPIC BAR SERVICE PROVIDER
(1)Customers come first
(2)Should not b arrogant,insultive nor uneccessarily corrupt
(3)Must b jovial,creative,and exceptionally b a joke cracker
(4)Must not treat customers with contempt or give preferential treatment
5)All customers whether old or new,young or old are all welcome to the bar
(6)Cracking jokes is not a one-sided thing,so he/she must allow customers direction of flow to b his/her foundation to create humour.
(7)Must be able to adjust to customers needs all d time
(Must be able to make majority of the customers if not all happy with her correspondence.
(9)E.T.C
In all these I think our minister for sexual matters has FAILED WOEFULLY

@chykason:guy u are right,we can't accept red,hot yansh in place of jokes,dangling manliness or back massage in place of humour.gurl u berra go learn work from the masters

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Wetin u go do RED ARSE.Na so others dey handle dis place na him u see am collect?
U berra go learn how to crack joke b4 we start to dey booooooo u

See this one,who need your service?Red arse,dangling penis e.t.c na wetin u sabi b dat.Almost 350 replies no iota of laugh inside.IF joke no b ur talent,gurl koshi kuro make better person enter there.Imagine a disgrace to the Jokers bar

Mr casket its high time u deliver a speech about the development in casket sector.lack of update in dat sector is detrimental to ur business growth

@idowu;this place too dull nau!We the customers in here are getting pissed off.Na wa ooo.
Because of u dem open complain thread.Na wa ooooo

Still searching for d joke!

How I wish I was on d road;I would donate an oil well!!!

[quote][/quote]Emmm Chykason shey u want make we see d red thing(otun).why u tell am make she bend down.***bright no want make him eye blind so he disappears***

Ahhh ;Dhhh!ok.I believe this is a new trend,at least it will not always b as proposed.Now the joke has taken its path.I am laughing AHaHAHAHAOHOHA

@geecee;Get this into ur head,I am not a backseat driver.So I no b follow follow.
Or did u see any of the pics in other posts here.U for turn ya self to mod na!!