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What!What is dis?Am I dreaming?Its like watching several episodes of a drama or watching different part of a movie originally done on VCD $ now having the opportunity of watching the it full on a DVD plate.JACKPOT,my NEPHEW were are you?
My eyes can't see this alone!!!

Ok solve this;Two fathers $ two sons are to share 3 mangoes.After sharing they get one mangoe each.How is this possible?

Una mehn!You are too much.5 GBOSA 4 YOU.
My borri dey inside cloth.As for joke,e be like say na ELECTRON MICROSCOPE+SEARCH LIGHT wey dem they use take shoot film na hin we go use take find am
Yinka how near nau?

Ok, !I love riddles a lot $ I am posting mine right away.
A plane was flying over 2 cities named city A $ city B.the plane accidentally crashed leaving all on-board dead.One part of the burnt plane was fonud in city A while the other was found in city B.Where will they bury the survivors?

Hello everybody!***Its been a tiring day $ coupled with d hold-up along the agege motor road.***Now I don reach spa ANY JOKE FOR HERE to help cool my borri?

A famous inspirational  Speaker Said:
"Best Yrs of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"

Audience was in Shock & Silence

AND THEN







He added SHE WAS MY MOTHER

Thereafter was a loud  Applause & Lafter!


A Top Manager tried to crack dis @ Home after a Drink,He said loudly to His Wife in d Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!

Standing for a Moment trying to recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out: I cant remember who she was

By da time he regained his Senses,He was on a Hospital Bed recovering from burns of boiling water poured on him by his wife, !!lol

Lol

@Chima:this 4 the election,it is for everybody both in d joke $ politics section.
ELECTION AWARENESS

Aha Jackpot can't you see the pics!!she has made an enlargement of it $ placed it in every possible space in her dream spa, sorry brothel.
I think dis is d one she took wen she won Miss Animalia.here is it

@yinka:I dey like dele but not momodu!!hope u are having a nice time with my cousin JACKPOT.
Wetin Concern Idowu and Jokes

@Jackpot:No mind red arse ooo.She dey seek attention.
Imagine Yinka enter here $ immediately saw both of us but she no see madam red otun,she begin carry microphone follow yinka dey shout her name.
You just gained another feather in your cap;You are now MADAM ATTENTION-SEEKER

May ur life be run the way PDP has run Nigeria for the past 12 years, if you can not say AMEN to that then let's vote them out. CHANGE MUST COME.
Well,fellow nairalanders dat was a rap!Let's Vote Wisely come April 2011!!!

@yinka:kilon sele nau!Abi ofe ma je oju awon egbon ni!
Ok,ka so wipe ere lon bawa se.omo dada!

@Idowuogbo AKA RED ARSE:You have finally popped out of your hiding place,perhaps u know dat discretion is the better part of valour,unlike your hubby;mr EL-GOAT who isn't  be better than a fool without inquiry!!.Hope you are also in the trade of helping him to expand his hormonal-resulted sexual activities.
PLEASE crack a simple joke 4 even the air,the birds,the guest are running out of patience.
@jackpot:una mehn I am cool!pls help tell RED ARSE say I no kom hia kom look nyash,her red arse $ her figure 8
@yinka:mo wa very very alright

Yinkka how far nau?wetin dey happen 4 your side?

To buttress my stand,here is an extact from wat MR HE-GOAT posted in another thread He called URINE SAMPLES!!!!START OF QUOTE
He(EL-GUAPO) peed into the sample as did his wife(red arse) and daughter.
Then he (EL-GUAPO) had the idea of giving more spice to the proceedings .He (EL-GUAPO) added a few drops of motor oil to the bottle and finally HAD A SELF-SERVICE AND PUT A FEW DROPS OF SEMEN IN WITH IT TOO. END OF QUOTE.
This means that this guy is not relenting in propagating his sexual habits.
Maybe the production of testosterone is unusually high in this guy's system $ has consequently led to the abnormal urge for self-service wen RED ARSE is not around.

@owolab:you are a wise guy jare!
@shakara:guy this offer is 4 u!!garb it while it lasts!

@EL-EHANT:mr classificator!!!I would not be taken aback if u had made much more idiotic comments all in an attempt to assail those admonishing ur sexual immoralities which seem to have taken an ample of your mental awareness.
You called me a woman wrapper because you wanted to please ur sexually-explicit accomplice;idowu.I would advice you take her to 8thstreetlatinas or bangboat where you guyz would b duely appreciated,where RED ARSE,dangling manliness,self service is the order of the day!
You called me junk,but it is axiomatic dat your habitual sexual lusts has invaded your entire being,so I will call u a HE-GOAT.We all know the he-goat can mate his mother,sister,niece,infact his world is built around sex just like u and ur, ?ah!u know her nau.
Talking about the babies,I hope they will not be HERMAPHRODITES;having both male $ female organs.***dat is for self-service like their father***

Ahh!!jor ooo!!I don't think there is anything to settle,I don't have any grudge against u.as for jackpot matter,pls quote where I dis the guy $ don't just assume or think.
As per taking sides,I don't do dat,I know wats wrong $ right $ take my stand.
I am not against anybody here,its just d attitude dats unacceptable like somebody wants to joke and he/she uses RED ARSE,Massage manliness,leaking rubbish and when u tell her to stop it,she takes u for an enemy.Are u a party to dat also?

Inside all ya talk na only the part were u talk say u like me enter my ear!!All other rubbish are irrelevant.welcome to spa or abi na spa(m)

@Yinka:which one b your own sef!!Do u like all dis dangling manliness,leaking condoms etc.Abeg make you take your stand ooo.D spa wey dem say them open no bring humour to us.Just waisting the forum resources wif boring posts

hello nairalanders,this offer is from SKY BANK and I believe d single guyz dat are about getting married would like it: New product from SKYE BANK: SKYE BANK now offers E-dowry. The bank gives you an E-dowry loan and u pay back in monthly installments,when you fail to pay your installments, Skye Bank,does the usual,reposses and sell the wife as a 2nd hand wife @an auction 2 recoup their losses.
Most guys r going for this as it makes divorce easy and less costly. If u dont want her anymore,u simply miss payments and she's gone. Get e-dowry 2day!(y)

OFFTOPIC WAR 11
Its now very evident that offtopic season v is a failure in totality regarding the spate of array of foul language used by some unscrupulous rifrafs.
@idowuogbo;Why have you decided to drag your rep which is still at its atomic level in the mud.Your self-imposed GHADAFILITY has corrupted your entire entity to a state of no redemption.Untill lately,I never knew u possessed a LAURENGBAGBOLISM attitude which to me can mar your real nature beyond repair if not checked both metaphysically $ other wise.Pls have a rethink when next you are given a chance to show your social ethics either through writing,speaking or otherwise.

@EL-EPHANT:You are about to exhume wat has been buried.Last warning!!!

Yinka,I hope this question is not for me ooo.
Because u know my answer.The first tin I can't do without is YOU,second 1 is YOU,infact the 100000000000th one is YOU.

This joke is as dry as a desert $ as bored as learning calabar language.
But one thing,the replies are hilarious.AhaHAhooahaoa!

More pics

Yinka mi,weti happen? U dey vex?I am rejoicing for the super chickens ni,

Nigeria vs Ethopia 4-0
@yinka:hope u know wat dis means
4 non-stopping round of good sex.So get ready!!!

Ahhh!!idowu u don kom from suspension abi na prison?Na wa ooh.Anyway aw was leave like?

Wetin dey happen 4 here?yinka,chi-baby aw una dae?