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Yinka u no dey go CHURCH?

Dhensity wat are u waiting 4.pls construct a special casket for that guy.It should be a double decker

Were idowuogbo nau!who suspend am!

Not listening at all!

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Yinka mi,nothing dey happen.Assurance cover me back $ front.Here is tip of wat I am always armed with.

Yinka mi,I am fine ooo.I am missing u ooo

Wetin concern 2face with condom

Here is a conversation between a husband and a wife with their house boy
HUSBAND:Sex is work
Wife:No,sex is pleasure
Husband:ok,let's call the house boy to confirm from him
HUSBAND:houseboy,is sex work or pleasure?
HOUSEBOY:aah!oga sex na pleasure,if na work you for call me make I come do am

Hello nairalanders,here is a collection of funny oppositely-linked characters compiled to put dat BRIGHT smile on ur face.Feel free to comment $ make sure u add yours cos its a never ending list.
(1)Wetin concern 2 face with condom
(2)Wetin concern OBJ with Mr Nigeria
(3)Wetin concern Vampire with blood tonic
(4)Wetin concern Suicide bomber with return ticket
5)Wetin concern okada with seatbelt
6)Wetin concern ARSENAL with trophies
7)Wetin concern nigeria with winter
Wetin concern deaf man with ear piece
(9)Wetin concern Ashawo with virginity
(10)Wetin concern agbada with bow tie.
(11)Wetin concern lion with shaving stick

Good try but dat joke is a regular 1

A man was reading a newspaper while relaxing in bed.His wife was beside him with in her nightgown basically doing nothing.After a couple of minutes,the man put his hand through his wife's nightgown $ introduced his hand into her kitty.The wife on feeling the husband's hands quickly opened her legs more wider.
HUSBAND:please close it,we are not having sex tonight.
WIFE:Then why did u put your hand into my kitty.
HUSBAND:I wanted my hand to be wet so that I can turn the newspaper to the next page.

Everybody on break

Shey bobo yi wa alright?Iru question rada rada ton bere, psycho

Na wa ooo!If its true this happens then its a shame.
What has happened to the numerous english professors we have got.

Morning Nairalanders,I wanna use this medium to intimate u guys with the prevailing unsocial altitude propagated through outright misuse of written language supposedly directed at blindly-hated members.This seeming decadence has been the norm for more than two weeks $ has aggravated to thread derailing,unsocial behaviour $ gross misuse of the forum.After much deliberation,I,Bright007 on behalf of all decent,incorruptible,well-behaved $ well-meaning members of the forum is using this medium to advice,beg,warn all members who are guilty of this social misconduct to pls change and obey thread rules.Consequently such attitude will not be condolled.I hereby issue a yellow card to all erring members.Further insistence will attract an outright RED.

Confused talk!!!

No,
Don't u think u hav fever?

GBam!!!GBAm!!RUN 4 ur life,Nairaland CiviL war

Nna men!u don't mean it!Infact I am carrying her with my spiritual chopper to libya!!

Which kind of leave?shey french,ugu,water leave?

Shey na only Yinka dey 4 spa dis evening?wey d other aproko them?

Yinka,shey u dey deny me?

Yinka mi.were u dey since.

@GUApO;wat about Industrial $ Lab preparation,Uses,position in d periodic table,posituon in E.C series $ more, lol

Wetin dey happen 4 spa dis evening!!

Keep on making the noise dats ur talent.I have given you an opportunity!!

@lan:who is exchanging writings wit dis pervert.He is writing as if he is the owner of the forum.If u don't like wat I am doing then go fly into the ocean!!Look at this nothing calling me empty.The noise u have been making since I created this thread shows u are an emptiness in totality cos an empty vessel like u makes d most sound.mstchewww

This is incredible!!do u mean u are chykason, my nephew?ok I will tell dani to take u back from the village wit his keke 2011 model.I know he will b kind enough!!!

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Enough of ur nonesense Jackkettle.
Oya back to ur village!

gbam!!!

Na wa oooo, I no post ooo.if I post sth now e go b bomb.