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Aha efetuhe!shey b u b my sister.ok just convince Yinka say ur bro na nice guy

***007 moves his left hand from her lower spine up to her shoulder blade, emm baby u know I love u;u are d sugar in my tea;d only cockroach in my cupboard,

**007 drags her hand and collects the keys to room 666***
Goodnight everybody

@yinka;come let's go over to the other bar and spend a memorable night,

Topic of another day,4 now its 007. $ yinka going to the executive lounge of this glamorous bar

Idowu:I think most of ur stock here are from the back door!No nafdac no.

@efe:mama na waffi papa na Benin

***he leaves yinka and walks over to the receptionist.emmmm rectionist how much is it for 1 night for the executive room.
Receptionist:its 80000k sir.
Bright:ye!ah!80 kini why is it so pocket drilling.the other is not as expensive as dis one ooo.imagine the concorbility;my 2 month's salary.wife never chop pikin nko.but I no go fall my hand here!haba!warri no dey carry last

@yinka;I dey jare.abeg quick finish ur dish make we go inside go talk inside talk, All ears closed

@efe;infact bartender serve efe 2 roasted australian lizard with 1 jug of sapele water.Efe u ar 3 much.u know better thing

Bartender wetin u give am?ra kini?Better don't let my baby vex ooo

@efemena_xy:u suppose know the babe nau.na Yinka of course

***sits down and enjoys his order;looks up and sees a beautiful gurl just sitting opposite him,stood up and walks to her $ in the typical ibo accent begins his speech,
Emmmm, baby u are very very beautiful,infact can I hav ur no?my name is Bright007 an international business man,infact I can take care of u,
Emmm bartender serve thi baby,hope u have a place for both of us,

*Bright007 driving by $ his attention caught by the words on a slate written with charcoal!Anyway,parks and strolls inside**
Emmmm who dey here?Idowu!na u dey here?ok give me the following items;
Toasted crocodile from mars,fried cow wings $ hot dogs

Emmm, bartender I need emmmm fish leg,toasted cow wings $ cool zobo to push it down.
Hurry b4 I lose my patience,

@chykason,the left handed bluff!bloody lie.don't u know that methusela was a left handed man!!

This is NLTV,my name is BRIGHT007 standing by for latest update on entertainment news.
Yesterday was a day to be remembered by members and staff of the All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint(season 2) as they were attacked by hoodlums popularly called area boys,this was during the official opening ceremony of the bar.The chairman of the occasion Hon.El-Guapo was badly injured $ is still receiving treatment at the time of making this report.Mr Chykason,the MC of the occasion narrowly escaped death as he had to jump through the window for safety.Other members like efemena,bosstdiamondz,idowuogbo,eldav,daniluv,Yinkalink,chi baby $ others had to scamp for safety with various degrees of injury.Eye witnesses told NLTV dat the attack was due to the non-compliance of the bar to pay certain amount due to them,
Well what a sad story to begin the once booming All Jokers Offtopic Bar

Hey mr casket u are losing customers ooo

Mr casket hope ur caskets are approved by the international Body 4 Corpse Interment (I.B.C.I).If not go and get their approval.

Hello mr casket,don't u think u need t expand business by setting up branches in diaspora e.g libya,afghanistan e.t.c

I would create compatia a mosquito with human head $ legs only

Wrong info

As dry as a desert;wrong wronger wrongest

Head to head:chelsea vs Barcelona,who dey fear who?

Hello unibenites!Its no longer news dat matriculation date has been postponed indefinately $ no date fixed.I am a microbiology student $ I can tell vividly dat lecture has begun

irrelevant

He is writing from his dreams last night, no comment

Wat a sentimental dumb view

@idowuogbo;do u know who u are talking to;d only titled man in dis bar.don't u know dat I am a chief.becarefull how u talk to me or else I will send amadiorha to strike u down, nonesense

Mr casket how market

Which ball;emmm no reply naw

El $chi