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Posted by: jackpot
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it's obvious she can't cage her true sexy personality. If you no monitor dis girl, one day she fit enta her church/mosque offer pastor/imam massage
*true talk my Nephew,She fit even wan offer massage to ANGELS if she see them*

No,dat would be a blind hate.
Can u bribe for someone to hate him?

Eldav behave ursef will ya , unlike u to throw shots @ pips don't join dat gang of monkeeys o.anyways u sim stress do u mind. If I run my palm on your back to ease your stress

Hmmmm**, She wan start again.The virus is beginning to run out of patience*

Hi guest. Wat do you think about this pics below?

Posted by: El Guapo

Posted on: Today at 08:22:16 AM

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Nice joke, but er Mr preacher tot u were against sexist jokes now why the 'G-STRING' jab??

Thanks 4 d complement but what has a G-STRING got to do wif sexual immorality?
Hmmm, reading from another direction,there is no smoke without fire.
***OH!I remember,the G-STRING comment was attributed to ur blankety blank,ok accept full apologies***

Yes,I am already doin that by posting ma comments!
Do u believe that the next poster might b a fool?

Yes $ maybe No
Don't u think vision 2020 is an illusion $ its high time we wake up to reality?

A big Yes!!!
Do you know I am correct?

@Studio:Such is life!It is possible!

Here is a short conversation among some NL biz girls.
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA.
CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?
EFE:I am so tired now,You know I made my hair at shoprite!
IDOWU:Really?Well,I will be spending my summer in London this xmas.
CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?
IDOWU:Yes everything is in perfect control $ You know whenever I am flying, I always take the window seat because I open it for fresh air!
Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.
CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
EFE:As per where I would spend my xmas,I prefer LONDON to UK!
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL.





A  man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you. ”She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”. He replies, “It’s me…,  talking to the beer.LOL

Here is a short conversation among some NL biz girls.
YINKA:Waiter,I want my salad very HOT $ also,I want two bottles of SHAWARMA.
CHIBABY:Please if you don't have meat-pie,doughnuts or scotch-egg,then give me snacks.!!Aha!EFE,wats wrong wif u?
EFE:I am so tired now,You know I made my hair at shoprite!
IDOWU:Really?Well,I will be spending my summer in London this xmas.
CHIBABY:ok,Hope you have done everything necessary esp airline booking?
IDOWU:Yes everything is in perfect control $ You know whenever I am flying, I always take the window seat because I open it for fresh air!
Yinka:lest I forget!Idowu,pls don't forget to drop your PIN,You know I will always like to CALL you.
CHIBABY:I just bought a bb but haven't collected my pin!
EFE:As per where I would spend my xmas,I prefer LONDON to UK!
IDOWU:I bought a G-STRING yesterday $ thing I like most about it is the back pocket!!!LOL.





A man is sitting at home on the veranda having drinks with his wife and he says, “I love you. ”She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”. He replies, “It’s me…, talking to the beer.LOL

Posted by: Idowuogbo

Posted on: April 05, 2011, 11:56 AM

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na wah yincus u dey display ooo , lmao

no matter how much u ignore morons dey wud cough out dier stupidity always tsseeeew
@RED ARSE:THE VELOCITY OF THIS COMMENT HAS AN ATOM OF MAGNITUDE BUT LACKS DIRECTION!!!please indicate direction

Wetin concern Cat with catwalk
Wetin concern Bill Gates generation with Poverty

@chaga:you are wrong.
Here is a clue:policeman $ theif starts $ end the journey

@shakara:which kind hatred you kom get 4 studio?
Studio prayer from now on b say make mod no reach your hand!!

Lol

wetin concern obama with agbada

No permutation or factorization!Just rack ur brains

Wetin concern Michael Jackson with fuji
Wetin concern Alfa with psalm 23

@yinka:however,I have heard d song but already had dat as a fact.
Well,didn't go to church 2dae cos boy went night-partying $ came back 4 a.m this morning!

@yinka:How far?
Eldee fan?How?

Idowuogbo (f)



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madam yincus u dey ask dose tins wen dem go change , babe forget dier issues na brain malfunction dey worry dem  jare , btwn dont doubt dani jokes ability o he has his one off moments funny dude.

***You wan start again,since how many days now you $ your hubby been don pretend to shut-up,after public shame $ humiliation.
There is one thing I would love to tell both of u,Bright HATES THE GAME $ NOT THE PLAYER.So,I don't hate u guyz but your dogmatic character on posting sexual activities.

This is the full meaning of JEGA:
J:JUST
E:ELECT
G:GOODLUCK
A:AGAIN
This is JUST ELECT GOOD AGAIN

INEC April fooling nigerians making dem tink 2dy is election =D, Naija we hail thee lwkmd dis one na anoda April fool 2 all Nigerians
Guiness Book of Records , Largest victims of April fools = 150 Million, naija, =))  
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' ‎​. Tuale jega

Obasanjo, IBB, and Atiku were on a plane. Obasanjo said i can throw N1000 note down & make sumone happy. IBB said i can throw 2 N500 notes & make two people happy. Atiku said i can throw 5 N200 notes & make five people happy. The pilot heard them and said to himself. ''Idiots'', i can throw d three of you down & make over 150 Million people happy, lol

Lol, good one

In my opinion this poster is tribal-centred,egocentric.We all are different regardless of our tribe or country.In every tribe you must find an appreciable amount of people with the above qualities.what we do in life is a matter of choice $ not of where we originate from.
NO OFFENCE

Hi guyz,pls solve this.A father,his wife,2 daughters,2 sons,A theif,A policeman,are to cross a river to the other side.pls help them cross but there are some rules to follow.Remember,only the father,mother $ policeman know how to operate the raft!

RULES

Only 2 people on the raft at a time
The Father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their Mother’s presence
The Mother cannot stay with any of the sons, without their Father’s presence
The thief cannot stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there
Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

@dani:shey u no say there are a million $ 1 aspirants already?e.g EL $ co

@Dani:Alas!thank God u are aware of this show of shame by EL $ co.Do you support this act?
Hmmmm, ***come to think of it, she even posted this thread. Obviously,  I can see her 32 grinding angels glittering in her smile from start to finish of post***
Is she also a party to this?

@jackpot;You are right my brother!!
Emmmm, ok WETIN CONCERN STAIRCASE OR ELEVATOR WIF BUNGALOW

You guyz should think