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xynerise: Goodnight guys. Somebody dey toast me here

lol for dreams bah?

xynerise: Erm....Ishsoph, didnt you tell her you are epileptic? Why na? I thought you said you love her? . Remember the doctor said you must not knack at night and epileptic patients should not be in a noisy area. The moment she starts moaning, wahala don start o.

Madam, if no want make Ishoph knack your lips with his head during the epileptic catastrophe, just visit Eze promoemuo as soon as possible

lma0

sexytabhi: Ifunanya please don't fall,I still need your three legs

make some people no die for jerousy o

[quote author=sweet-tease]Na gugu oo
You underrated my gugu skills! [/quote]i likes u abeg no tells

i never knew sweet tease could woo
lol, is it copy or paste..?

i'll keep this words abreast

congrats. I so much love 'ordinary people'

lucky him...

<To my mum>


*you have a good heart,
*you are a rare breed,
*you are a good cook,
*you are a caring mother,
*you are my special adviser,
*you are my role model,
*you are my mentor,
*you are a definition of what LOVE is.

Sweet mother, i love you.

xynerise: Chelsea match is still on jare. Wait small

yes o thats true

oya who go woo me?
*crosses legs, grabs a bottle of coke*

Yinka4dad: On which size of dish my brother

Am using 1.8m dish.

The wait is making some peeps in here to loose focus or are you guys by the way buying time?

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Beverley eyes is something......

SniperInADiaper: Bejahisky... let a real woman woo you.

You words are like inside jokes... nobody understands them better than me. They bring a small smile to an ever still face. Laughter to a quiet room. Your name echos inside my head and beats steadily in my chest. The touch of a thousand butterflys can't compare to a single kiss from you. You have everything that any girl could ever want.. and I have you. You are my everything. My breath of life. The oxygen keeping me alive.. love me today and I will love you forever 

Woo snatcher

End time wooer

Baybe: End Time Building

[quote author=Adeniyi A.] .......
abeg I no fit laugh oooo,
seeeeeee excuse.. ..
unseriousness of highest order[/quote]*closes mouth when laffing *
Buhhahhahahahahhahaaa
Kikkikikiikikikikiki

Built in 15days...........I would not enter such building lols risk @ its peak

he said:"I think the coach of Malawi is crazy. If he wants to talk to FIFA, he should go back to Belgium. He is not an African person, he is a white dude; he should go back to Belgium."

Keshi just spoke the truth out of anger, when did calabar became unsafe, huh? I wonder...

Fifa should be careful how well to handle this kinda situation

End time comments

I aint afraid of egypt, but sometimes luck could run out of us.....I just hope/pray we be paired with a team that will see us through to the world cup

The two of them are terrible I prefer option C

Nah nah nah nah I won't take this from her, she is looking very ugly on this new look I prefer the former

Ngozi, you trimmed down too much, a little would have been better.....mehnnnnn see her big head sef......*pits on the doctor that encouraged her do this*

@st andrews anglican church, rumuobiokani serious prayers was held this morning for God to intercede and fasten the release of the bishop this morning.


All I can say may His will be done

You forgot the 'space booked trend' and 'where is my blackberry charger some one should borrow me one' and 'the end is near'

Happy birthday Obi's first daughter

#team small bum bum

onila: u need to be careful of what you say. .not because I shared a topic with you. you will be blabbing nonsense. .yr talking abt my mother so pls remember yr Nigerian upbringing and be respectful please

she was walking down in some rich neighbourhood and he approached her while he was driving in his car
and he begged her to come into the car, but she refused

she told me, she was so inlove with my father that she turned down the request even tho he was "Elton John"
that shld tell shes a woman of dignity like me

I am still angry with her, imagine if she agreed

by now I will be eating with prince william and prince charles in buckingham palace

Onila in your dreams bah
*taps Onila on the head* wake up wake up wake up is now morning.

Permit me to follow them and say 'ENDTIME TINX'

Now I know why I have not click on this thread my fears have been confirmed

Source....

http://www.ynaija.com/undergraduate-commits-suicide-over-inability-to-make-love-to-his-girlfriend/?utm_source=buffer&utm_campaign=Buffer&utm_content=buffer458a9&utm_medium=twitter