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Omo this ur write up dey give headache for the reader oo.


Someone should summerize plz.

They're just confused and don't know what they want.

Ibaaboy:
Why u sabi lie

o boy he's not lying,

I've experienced that before with a girl I was cooking to chop, finally she was at my house.

We started caressing, kissing and all that but I couldn't get a single erection, I was scared that my John had developed a problem.

I had to dismissed her in disguise based on I'm not after sex, then she left but I was still worried to the extent I went online to call for a hook up, that same night I got full erection and was happy , weeks past and I called same girl again and the same thing repeated again, immediately I knew something was wrong but not with me but the girl, maybe my body doesn't like her or perhaps it's spiritual but I don't care to know and I let her go and never come again.

I don't know about u, maybe u get erection with anybody but it doesn't work like that with majority of people.

Over to to damn niggaarr

May God give all award for surviving Buhari and his pestilence last year,

E no easy at all.

Na general toliet this one carry mouth put,

Spit!!!

This siofra cheap I swear

Good Market strategy

illicit:
No more quickies

I understand u bro,

It sometimes I feel quickie is the sweetest and the best , .

Nat404:


I'm an alpha male. Not a wussy.

No dude, u re not.

U Dont sound like one.

Let's welcome the first SIMPle man of the year 2022,

With an advance premium crystal tears.

Good luck baba!

Money wey dey make heart skip

mema900:
Don't be surprised if you hear divorce two years later....when it comes to celebrities, there is no role model; they will all disappoint you

Can't doubt or vouch for them,

They're unpredictable.

Love the way she handles her social/private life, very matured unlike others.

All her children are biological to her husband, no siriri or tokutoku.

More fulfilled life little bird.

Na so una go dey change English for curruption Everytime to make it afresh and still at the end nothing go come out.

Make all of una garrat!!

There's time and season to everything son,

Move on.!!

Elporo:
If Abuja men start re-counting stories how they harbor and have harbored who.res and har.lots disguised as wives, fiances and girlfriends.

Nairaland will crash.

More reason power should not be given to a woman,

Dem sabi yarn.!!

Op abeg no dey shake this table to much,

Take am easy oo

Op make I tell u truth,

I no fit marry a virgin girl o, Maybe a bf type of a girl.

I've dated 5 girls all my life, 4 were virgins and it was tough to do the do, and still I couldn't break any due to their screams.

FernandezPablo:
Ok sir..
piensa antes de hablar..

That one concern u.

FernandezPablo:
If only the story was through son..you should be sensible enough to differentiate between a story and a real life experience...think outside the box man..

Oga still yarn English,

Kwantinu!

FernandezPablo:
Prove me wrong and stop embarrassing yourself here...na only here you dey for talk...

Oga I no get time to prove u wrong or right,

Make sure u marry woman wey go dey slap ur mom make we see how e go be for u.

We don hear this story before,

No be u latter come say he moved and never called u since then and u are worried if he really loves u?

Abeg change topic madam.

FernandezPablo:
You are either lying or you ain't reasonable to confirm what happened..you were told?
No investigation..you just believed what you were told...
This story ain't true..from your use of words to your vocabulary and the way you ended your sentence shows that this is a formed up story..

Oga will u keep kwa-ett,

U think say good English dey settle matter?

Op don explain give u, instead of u to keep mute if don't know what to say, but no, u re here talking about English.

Once again keep kwa-ett.

siofra:
What she did is wrong but why didn't you give her a chance to explain??

Okay since you've sent her out you can now go ahead and marry your mother.

Ur mumuism is on another level.

Truvelisback:
U should have heard from her first. I hope ur mom isn't that violent type?

U be mumu,

I hate SIMPs

Op ur friend is 100% correct, but such ladies are diamonds and very rare to encounter in this present day Nigeria.

Let brief u my ordeal with 9ja girls.

I've dated 4 previous girls, And all worked out because of money,

The last one I dated showed me sheeke when I lost my job and couldn't fend for her like I used to, worse of it was that I loved her to the moon which broke me down, but to God be the glory i get over her with time, though broke.

My current lady which is the 5th and last one met me broke, I didn't even have in mind to be friends with her talk more of going in to relationship with her, but we became friends like real close and I bet she could smell my brokeness like hot egusi soup but she didn't care and even asked for a relationship indirectly.

Wow I was marveled by her boldness and courage, she endured me all through and supported me, though it wasn't easy for us, but to God be glory we scaled through and planning to settle by Easter.

So Op it's real to find love when u re broke but rare to find, and my lady/wife is one of them.

Op make I tell u,

If u re lucky as a man u could get settled from 20 to 30yrs with kids, but if u re not it could take u from late 30s to early 40s to settle.

However, a life of a man really begins from 40 upwards, our biological clock are not the same with the opposite gender.


A man of 70 or 80 can decide to marry if he chooses to, but can't say the same with a woman.

So Op relax no dey do pass ur self.

God do Am for my aunty this 2020, Amen..

yetundebusayo81:
Bro collect that 5million and leave this country.

bro e dey vex me say Op na no be correct niggaarr,

Me wey collect 5m japa.

Here's what I'll do, I'll use 1m or1.5m open business for my papa or mama whoever is alive, or but them that 3 seater bus wey go dey bring them money every week to dey hold body because I no want make person come dey worry me for the first few months or a year based on money issues as I dey hustle.

Who relationship with 9ja girls help